What is something you do that you think no one else does

your mom

I poop out shirts

This is called being a narcissist. I am one as well. For the longest time I thought my life was just a study being conducted and everyone I knew was an actor like in the Truman show (this was before I had ever heard of the film).

i feel guilty about and punish myself for things that happened before i was born.

I use bobby pins to clean my ears

What am I wearing

i take a full shower after i poop

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You people are just autists

I bite my toenails
I sleep with 5 pillows
I drink coffee in order to drink booze afterwards

Same

Christian moms against black metal

>wipe mucus hard or wettish anywhere, in anyone's house even if they are strangers. Discreet places though

>Slav squat in shower with my phone
>Wear joggers under my trousers or jeans

>Pull hairs out from anywhere on my body other than eyelashes

>After I jerk off I lay out on my bed like Christ on cross and stare at the ceiling

>Stay awake for two days at a time and then sleep at 10am until 5pm

>Was technically nocturnal for half a year

>Will sit and make really long noises for over a minute long with no breath over and over again to annoy my friends or gf

>Talk in nig voices or stupid accents to the point where my voice is permanently different

Can continue to this caliber or worse if need be

I pick my nose and eat it. I eat my scabs, I eat my puss after I pop a pimple, I eat my black heads. Nobody knows I do this. I dont know why I do this. Its something I started young and never out grew

how do you eat your own puss? also pics

I just do. Pop a pimple, lick and swallow whatever comes out. Pics of what my dude

I'm a dykeclonius

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oh you meant PUS, not puss
retard

Lol Frank ofc other people do it, we were just fucking with you

Just a Freudian slip of what he wants to eat but never will

I'll have you know I eat pussy!!!!!!!!!!!

Same. Not alone on that one.

sure thing bud

I use the water on my toothbrush after I start brushing. Anyone that runs water over their toothbrush before and after adding toothpaste should an hero now.

By that I mean my power only actually works with my wife's pussy legit

I get a sexual rush from holding sharp objects against my chest. I'm too pussy to even draw blood, but the thought of falling over and having it jam into me makes me hot and bothered.

>Was technically nocturnal for half a year
I Was nocturnal for nearly 4 years. I miss the night life.

I fart in my hand and smell it

whatever he wants you to wear.

I miss it now that I have responsibilities. Sitting up listening to music, watching series until whatever time, games, porn, I mean I still do all that shit but back then I could really just devote 10 hours to grinding. I liked being around when no one else was, so quiet.

>Was technically nocturnal for half a year
I was for 3 days in elementary school. I loved the fuck out of it but I missed having dinner and talking to my family.

Every time you poop?

I occasionally talk to my roommate's dog in a Jared Taylor impersonation:
uh bark bark uh yip yip uh hwoof
uh bow hwow

No fuckin wy me too

Not him but I poop pretty infrequently, that would work well for me.

I did this shit too when in student accommodation

i put my finger in my anus after i wipe to test if its clean and then smell it

Masturbate with a carrot

Whenever a night of not being able to sleep passes, I always sit up in a 90 degree angle and say "That was the worst night I've ever weathered" in my best Mr. Krabs voice.

go to bed wales boi

I'll one up you, I finger the shit out of my ass to speed up the shitting process. Will hold open my ass with my finger too sometimes so it can just fly out

What's the carrots name? How does it masturbate?

I put it in my pussy

That's common in females

How do you know? Do you know any other girls who do it?

Have done, quite a few, it's most girls first toy alongside a hairbrush

It's a meme, it obviously has basis in reality. Also young people like to copy memes.

not something i think about but despite living with 6-5 people all my childhood im very pensive, always have been quiet and reserved. mom says it creeps her out sometimes

The hairbrush was my second. First I used a carrot, then the handle of a hair brush, then a bubble wand, then a dildo

i actually, honestly work hard when given a task at my job

that's pretty rare, most people are just productive enough to not get fired

ok retard

>mom found the poop shirt

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Think about how I can kill someone and get away with it

Same fren I strip fully when I gotta shit, only do it at home tho, I'll hold it in if I can when im out

oddly enough I tend to do the last one, but I stagger slightly. About a half hour after coffee usually with beer.