There are 3 types of guys in this world

Most 3, but partially 2.
Yes, I'm a fag.

Why is the middle girl (brown hair) so bored, angry and aloof?

S A D G I R L

i need a sad(t)girl

I..I don't know what that means.

I unironically like how shad draws, I don't like how his stories turn up though.

>desu = isn't it?
Nice, isn't it?

1 in 4 stories end well

J-just saying t...that I think y-your post is...c-cool...

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All 3 desu
>3rd guy keeps visible arm hair when trapping

Gross

When they see cheerleaders:
guy 1 thinks of sex
guy 2 thinks of gay sex
guy 3 thinks of cheerleaders

Yeah. I'm number 3.

mostly the 2nd one and just a bit from the 3rd

1 well adjusted
2 truly lost faggot
3 confused, he has to fuck a girl and he'll be alright

You're missing all the fun normie

the third one just like all the other degenerates on this site

>normie
I'm a 40 year old virgin, don't call me normie.
I'm not a faggot though.

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>shadman

>>shadman

Look I'm not him but if you want your asshole cleaned out by cock...

Oh I...I mean...I-I didn't say-y that...

Is it not possible to be both 1 AND 2?

I didn't need you to say or confirm it, just post ass

mofe

Agreed, this is the first guy. Let's see that ass in a skirt!

forget the skirt and skip straight to panties.
unless you're all hairy still, kinda prefer my subs clean shaven but hey

>>>shadman

#3 completely

Which one is gayer though?
The dude who wants to be banged by a load of dicks?
Or the dude who wants to dress up and be like the girls?

For this question assume guy 3 doesn't want dicks, and just likes to dress up.
Also for this question assume traps are gay. (They are anyway, but if you don't think they are, pretend for a minute.)

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3, but I'd have the kind of sex in both 1 and 2 (while watching the cheerleading outfit).

I'm literally 1 and 2

if you want to crossdress (not for dick) then that shows just how much you like women, so much so that you want to be one, which means it's actually straighter than fucking women. If you fuck a woman while dressed as a women it's the straightest thing you can possibly do.

>which is gayer
>sex with men or no sex
G O S H
what a S T U M P E R

aesthetically the edge lord, but I fuck like the letterman jacket

if you kiss a woman you're gay because women suck dicks and dicks are gay.

>>>>shadman

That what you tell yourself?

All the soy boys that'll argue 2 and 3 aren't mental illness

I see you are also a man of culture.

If you're a guy and you masturbate you're also gay because gays touch dicks and so do you

A prostate massage from a girl is one of life's greatest treasures user

Can't get me enough of a good ass in tight panties, and some traps know how to work it-- was in a thread with one and came bucks, must'a been a nursing student cuz he had lots of shots in scrubs.

Never knew I had a boner for nursing students but there I was, boner and all

no user, i'm not stupid.
if i'm going to dress like a woman i clearly want to get fucked like one too.
anyone who crossdresses but says they aren't gay is just in denial.

2 is the gayest.
3 is not gay if no dick up the pooper.

FUCK

Yeah but only 1 in 3 stories end

LMAO I HAVENT EVER KISSED A WOMAN ON THE LIPS BECAUSE VIRGIN IM THE CHADEST OF ALL OF YOU YOU HAVE THE BIG GAY VIRGIN FOR LIFE LIKE A BOSS KEJEJEKE

The last one, definitely

>Bang woman while you're wearing a cheerleader's outfit

Sounds hot.

Chad

Most girls I know are Italian, so I'm used to arm hair. Feels weird when my arm hair is shorter than my friends.

You're right...

then how the fuck would you know if fucking a girl would set #3 straight? having never fucked a girl yourself

But 3 has a girlfriend and fucks her, it's canon.

Came here to say this.

Desu=it is. Desu ne=isn’t it. You uncultured swine

4th guy where Chad is sticking his dick in the Emo.

Here's my prediction for the next installment in the shade cinematic universe: The three guys convince each other to join the cheerleading squad. They all get led on with hints that their fantasies are about to come true. In the end they all get fucked by the football team, but the twist is that trap boi enjoys it and is so enthusiastic that he becomes head cheerleader. Maybe have his girlfriend finally find out as the last panel to foreshadow anything that isn't cuck shit.

trap on girl is patrician taste, as is girl with strapon on trap

This, I didn't correct him cause it was fucking embarrassing, but thanks for taking the time to do so

None of the above.

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The true degenerate arrives

Thank you for educating me, I appreciate it.

sad to admit, but im either way the first or the last type..too drunk to tell

Has shad ever done anything like this? I want to see the trap and his girl friend tag team some guys

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What’s with you faggots just fucking die of aids already

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Number 3 is me to the max, i like to feel cute. I started taking hormones a few months back and have even worn a mini skirt in public a few times

Sauce my guy?

chad thunder cock

Google the title homie
incase.buttsmithy.com/comic/spicing-things-1/

Should have thought of that, thanks man

Why not 2 and 3 at the same time?

Is the second part only on Patreon? I can't find it on the mobile site