Everyone is secrets

Everyone is secrets.
Nobody is truth.
Tell them to us.

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I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

I stabbed a man in Mesquite for a Klondike bar

i lost my left gauge making out with some guy yesterday

Well, always good to know what someone would do for a klondike bar.

It was all melted but still worth it

Did you drizzle it all over yourself?

Yeah but I licked all of it off, mostly

I masturbate to my past classmate almost daily. She is a swimmer and her ass and thighs are actually huge and meaty, despite what they look like in this pic.

Her full name is Martina Ungaro and I love people online using it when "discussing" her.

Dear God I loved to stare...

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Bmpz

She ever catch you staring?

Only once after I took this "creep", she didn't seem to think much of it though.

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Ever get any ass shots?

Only one I ever managed to get.
It looks way smaller here, but I still get off to it knowing what it normally looks like.

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I saw my cousin changing her pad in the bathroom and the door wasn't closed cuz she forgot I wasn't here and I saw her pussy and I swear I almost nut right then

How old was she?

I was inspired by her here

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That’s hot.

Swimmers always have such big asses. Ever gone to one of her meets?

54

95

3.14 but without the 3 is just a pie number

No, unfortunately. We were kind of friends, but it would have still looked strange/suspicious given our relationship and my general character.

But fuck, I wish I had. Bet I would have had to excuse myself to the bathroom...

(whoever the girl on the left is, trust me, her ass doesn't compare)

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How even?

I take pics of my sister's feet when shes sleeping and i jack off to them

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Ever touch them?

Anything over 8 = tooold.jpg

Yes i lick them too and she never wakes up.

theres this friend group that i really only hang out with to smoke, still nice kids. they buy weed in bulk so sometimes when we get super drunk, ill stuff an empty swisher bag with their weed

Free weed is free weed.

I used to go to church a lot with my mom at a younger age and became friends with this girl which I grew a small crush on, for years we talked played video games together and all that stuff, eventually we stopped hanging out a lot due to me getting out of religion but our moms continued being friends, and we did too. I got a gf and shit but one day my mom asked why me and that other girl never hooked up, everyone wanted us to be together and I simply said that she was too good for me, she told me that her mom asked the same question to her and she said the same thing I did, after my mother told me this I slowly gained feelings for her again but me I’ve been with my gf for years. Idk if I’d ever hook up with the other girl but if she was still into me then I definitely would ask her out

I was raped as a child (by my grandfather and later by my brother) and tried to electrocute myself while in high school

Oof Harsh.

im bi and really into dicks. ive sucked 3 cocks, 2 of those guys came on my face and in my mouth

Psh, you'll get your bi card when you start taking it up the ass like a good slut.

Her kik: Corosg1

She cheated on her fiance with his best friend. She used gloryholes. She gets with professors for credit.
That's Sarah, 21 y.o from LA

I got a notification today from Skype to wish one of my old friends (girl) a happy birthday. We used to hang out all of the time, and I fell in love with her from the very first moment that I met her. But it seemed like everything blocked my chances of being with her. She was from some part of France, and she came to 'murica during my senior year of high school. We immediately get to talking because I'm stupid in love with her and her sexyass french accent and blonde hair. Eventually after a few days, she invites me to her house to produce some music (used to dabble in FL Studio and play guitar). We get to talking, and after a while I make my move on her. She lets me kiss her but she pushes me away soon after and says that she still has a boyfriend in France whom she loves. Me, being the beta faggot that I was, decided to respect her wishes. They soon break up after, but our subsequent hangouts are more friend-like and I didn't mind at the time because I really loved her and wanted her to feel comfortable. But I waited too long to let her know that I still had feelings for her and she ends up dating a few other people, and nearly gets married. But soon after she gets engaged, she breaks it off and fucks off to some convent in Chicago because "it was always her dream" (it was). She sent me a pic when she got there, but I never replied and I've changed phones since then so I have no more contact with her. She didn't ever have social media and I doubt she does now because I haven't been able to find her but I miss her so much. I'm married now with a 2 year-old but I don't really love the woman I'm with. I'd give up nearly everything just to go back in time and tell her how I really felt, in those moments when we were young and our hearts were full.

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I think I dated you for a while

otherwise thats a more common story than I thought

You know a kyle?

Im married and sometimes fantasize (hope?) about my wife dying so I can date/fuck other chicks, particular fantasy of getting with and marrying a girl at my work

i have a dildo i play with sometimes so id probably let someone fuck me. oral is just easier in general though, more people are up for it too

yes but that's not who I dated, guess it's just common

Is that girl hotter than you wife?

...

I suffer from a progressive neuro-muscular disorder that is going to kill me one day. Never told anyone because I'm afraid they'll look at me different. It is what it is.

Nah, I've cum in her conditioner and her lotion I know that she rubs on her body cuz sometimes I smell it and it turns me on

They haven't noticed it just disappearing? How covert are you?

heh good, the only person I dated that knew about that left me for another while I was in bootcamp,
Didn't even tell me, just ghosted

yes. and younger. ive changed from when I got with my wife. the work girl also has morals and beliefs that more closely align with who I am now

Why did you marry a woman that you don't love user? convenience?

Niiice.
Are her tits good?

my mother just started dating a guy my age and knowing he pounds her every hole whenever im not home just gets me going

not the user you replied to. im my problem was I got too involved too soon after a fucked up breakup and now looking back, I just glommed on to the first one that came my way. one thing lead to another, yadda yadda yadda, we're married. hindsight is 20-20

I like to dance nakeb as I bo bumps ot coke an keep a blunt lit.

What a wanker.

work girl has smaller humble tits that will probably look good for life. wife has kinda big tits but don't quite hang right. wont age well

It's called a plug you egregious fucking faggot.

The gauge is the unit of measurement. Persons are 16ga, 14ga, 12, 10, 8 etc. When you get to 0 and 00 gauges those are large sizes that are used for plugs so retards such as yourself associate the word for the unit of measurement with the word for the jewelry or style of piercing.

Windows are measured in inches. To call a plug a gauge is akin to pointing to a window and saying "open the inches, it's stuffy in here."

Piercings are*

Surely she must have some good features about her if it lasted long enough to get to the point of marriage?
Also, what's stopping you from cheating?

Ever taken any pics/creeps of work girl just to fap to them later? (no need to post them, just curious)

I let my nephew shower with me and my gf earlier today

In case that you actually were replying to me javascript:quote('798744489'); I got married for the same reason the other user did, had a fucked-up breakup and she got me out of my rut. But now as we are approaching 6 years of having been together I am regretting having gone into a relationship so soon after. And I miss my French girl all the time.

>Windows are measured in inches. To call a plug a gauge is akin to pointing to a window and saying "open the inches, it's stuffy in here."

unless you're referencing a gauging plug, at which point it's shorthand.

an 'inching window' in your stupid analogy.

I want to but im too much of a pussy and afraid ill get got. I work with a lot of hot ass nurses I think about creeping shots on everyday

I used to lick my cousin's butthole when we were kids (she is 2 years younger than me).

Everything related to female asses is my fetish now (I'm 30).

I couldn't get even 1/5th the way into this sappy beta diatribe without noping the fuck on

fuck you sweetie

she did back before she started letting herself go. and before I started hanging around this fucking place and despising everything about who she thinks she is. I refer to her as "pseudo-sjw" because she doesn't understand any of it at all but still goes along with the mindset and fashion. I find her annoying now

When you say kids... Age range?

I'm actually Elon Musk.

i encourage and support women breastfeeding so I can see their tits.

I've been that guy banging the mom of a guy my age. Always considered showing him the pictures of his mom doing depraved shit, sex in public, cum on her face, taking it in the ass etc.

I love puns (irl)

I pretend to not like them and get annoyed, but I LIVE for the perfect pun

You're talking gibberish. A window is 32 inches. A piercing is 00 gauge.

One does not have 'a gauge' in one's ear; it is a plug. A plug that is measured by its gauge.

It started when I was 8 (she was 6), and it lasted a couple years.

I'm an avid ass-eater now.

I was responding to you initially
It kind of saddens me that this shit is so common. Did it feel "real" when you were going through dating, courting and the wedding?

Damn. 10/10 envious.

Do you think work girl knows that she is fap material (not you specifically)?

Does she spout that bullshit often?

Share some good ones? I like this secret
Have you read the magic of xanth series?

Doing God's work user

You know what an innuendo is, don't you?
It's how you get in your house when you forget your keys.

yep. they think im all for feeding kids, but for real, i just want them to pop out those engorged tits and then i fap to them

Have you ever been accused of ulterior motives?

I jerked off in bed while watcing my brother and friend play on the xbox in my room. That was in my early days of jerking off where i didn't know you were supposed to do it to porn. I mean i wasn't jacking off to my brother and his friend, i was just doing it in general.

Nah you gay

I waited too long for about 17 or 18 girls. I lost track at this point.

Oh, I see. You are gay.

I'm 100% sure I have a child somewhere with a woman I'm purposefully hiding from.

Dude things you idly jack off to before discovering porn include that pg 13 movie, a Victoria secret catalog, your overdeveloped cousin's bra, etc. Not your fucking brother and his friend you fucking faggot.

FGT

I crossdress while my parents aren't around.

Fucking my work colleague. Almost everyone we worked with thought was an absolute bitch. Got her drunk at the staff Christmas party and separated her off from her few friends and gay wingman. Had her on her knees sucking dick within 5 minutes of us getting up to my hotel room.

Hiked her dress up, she had no panties under it and the wettest pussy I've ever fucked. I came in her and then kicked her out the room, telling her that she'd better go before her friends noticed she was missing.

She had great tits that were always were always on the verge of escaping when she wasn't wearing work clothes.

She's kinky af too, loves being tied up and told what to do, likes being made to show off her tits in public places

All behind her husbands back. He's never even suspected she is cheating on him.

Gave me a lift home from their house one evening. She had a fleece on with a tshirt and bra on under it when we left their house, by the time we left their street all she had on was the fleece and it was totally unzipped. She drove across the city at rush hour with her tits out, dozens of people saw her. When we got to my house she gave me a blowjob in the car, swallowed my load and fingered herself until she came, all sat in a car parked on a busy street

She got pregnant and ended up having a baby about 2 months before they got married. Her husband thinks he knocked her up when they went away for her birthday, but the week before that she spend a day tied to my bed with me bare back creampieing her a half dozen times or so, she thought she was safe on the pill, turned out not so much. Could be either of us.

I didn't get invited to the wedding or the christening lulz

I fap with my friends thongs and panties to their pics

Stop linking your own posts retard.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I fap with my friends pics and panties to their thongs

nope. they're too busy getting their pussies wet with my progressiveness and open minded views. all the while, im making mental notes of their tits.

how would we know it was the same person if they didn't link their posts...?

Ok so I’m 21 and I’m good friends with a 16 year old coworker. She was the one who actually “trained” me when I first started there (fast food wagie shit). Anyway we’re pretty tight since we always work together and we just shoot the shit to pass the time all shift. She says dumb shit a lot so it’s hard to take her seriously sometimes. But she’s cool for the most part..

Yesterday we were talking about avengers and how we hadn’t seen it yet, so after work we went straight to the movies and sat through the whole thing. I drive her home afterwards and she just didntwant to leave the car... at this point it was obvious what she was trying to do. when she finally leaves and I drive home she texts me saying “why didn’t you kiss me tn???” Told her it wasn’t appropriate and not cool to put me in that position.

Fast forward today at work... she is completely acting like I don’t exist. Nice knowing teenagers are fuckin stupid... I just hate how uncomfortable it felt today. My managers know somethings going on cause we always talk... and they just be assuming shit. Shits fucked.

Do you imagine people start to wonder about you after you keep shitposting this hard or what? Like no one cares. The people that pay attention know you're a spamming neckbeard and the rest are 13 year old casuals who don't pay attention to anything.

Don't be a retard and type it in 1 post. Or if absolutely necessary indicate within that post that more will follow.

Bait. No one can be this retarded.

i'd rather read a series of small posts than one giant tl;dr

keep posting linked posts anons kek

You're the same person and you're a fag.

I guarantee they have noticed your eyes flicking unless you have the discipline of a Buddhist monk

Fuck off with your gatekeeping. We're here for content and the way he strung it together was convenient

well, years of playing baseball and honing my peripheral vision paid off.

I'm the same person who asked how'd you know it's linked, but I'm not sharing shit on this thread of bullshit, I'm just here for the angry tards....

Yo fat momma din luv you enuff?

Anyone else go through their coworkers and friends phones if they leave them lying around?

Newfag.

Newfag.

Newfag.

I encouraged this girl I was edating to send nudes knowing that she was underage and vulnerable

Pelaverga.

That’s a very serious federal crime with a minimum sentence of ten years

was here for the 1st summer of colette mclaughlin, the summer before her nudes got leaked

I ended up fucking someone from an award winning reality tv show and didn't realize who they are. They proceeded to get upset I wasn't a "star chaser". Then they apologized the next day and asked if I wanna hook up again.

I saw my sister get changed out of her bathing suit one time and it made me think about her more than before

But them tiddies were loaded

Italiano o Español?

Your ass is gonna be loaded with cum when you get sent to prison retard xD

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Italiano, ma preferisco parlare inglese online.
Feel free to ask question about Martina, though.

I used to pork a swimmer back in tha day..
It was pretty ok

which show? amzing race?

I see you are an ass over face person; I would never touch her with that face.

It's really not that hard to steal from stoners on that level. Always they'll notice some weed is gone but they always put it down to "oh man we smoked SO much lol"

Io italiano classe e multo male. Autio per favore?

I do that too. Some of them just got hotter after high school

Studia prima di scrivere merda. L'italiano è la lingua della poesia, della musica e dell'amore, vedere questa roba mi fa sboccare.

Please feel free to ask more about Martina('s ass and thighs) then, I looove discussing her.

I have 4 sisters, I've seen them naked 100s of times. How old was she?

The Voice

First saw her naked when she was sixteen. Left the bathroom door open slightly. Got a quick peek inside and man was it eye opening

Here's what I can read from that user

"Study primarily how to write shit. Italian is a language ?that's very possessive? Very musical and lovely, very" and you lost me there. I failed my Italian course last semester and I'm retaking it next semester. I'm fucked D:

Judge, presenter or contestant?

Is the user with his boy and no wife from 48h ago here? Hope you're well. I didn't make it yesterday.

And specific reason why it was eye opening?

My girl likes to make cuck porn

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Never thought of my sister as anything other than my sister. Seeing her get naked made me think about her more as a woman.

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Actual translation:
Study before writing shit. Italian is the language of poetry, music and love, seeing this stuff makes me sick.

Also I don't know who taught you Italian but it looks like they haven't managed anything good.

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The professor was from Italy, which sounds good at first, but she would just blow through the lesson plans and wouldn't understand why we weren't understanding things like which words are feminine or masculine or whatever. She was an awesome person and stuff and I talked about my heritage with her and whatnot, but I learned nearly nothing out of her class

Yeah, she looks alright. Tell us about it

Over a year now I've been in restraints to sleep. Not always the entire set but at least some combination of them. Not in them tonight so I'm here posting

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Was hoping for Alison Haislip or Shakira kek

Purtroppo sapere tutto di qualcosa non implica poterlo insegnare

Sadly knowing everything about something doesn't imply being able to teach it

But why?

She shaved, or she got a bush?

There is a difference between being able to speak a language and actually knowing it.

If you are a native speaker, it just comes natural to you; without actually studying your mother tongue in depth you more often than not won't be able to explain WHY something is correct/right and why something else isn't.

A non-native speaker who has actually studied the Italian language to be able to speak it will be much more useful as a teacher compared to a native speaker which has never studied their own language, especially considering the fact that the former will likely be able to predict a lot of your doubts and question (having experienced them themself).

As a native speaker of Italian, I would find it almost impossibly hard to explain why most verbs are inflected the way they are; and yet it comes natural to me. I could explain English grammar way, WAY better.

I want to fuck and rape my friends sister. Make her my baby

at this point, it's honestly out of routine and comfort. think like a weighted blanket

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Me too user. Though in my cause it's my friend is want to rape

I have a couple of them I want to trap. So I understand

Weird, but if it's ok for you it's not me to judge.

That's EXACTLY why I'm trying to get the other professor next semester. Like I said, no offense to my first professor, but she just couldn't teach it. I was late to class once and the other professor was teaching the class (US born but teaching Italian). She said I could stay in her class and it wouldn't count as a late class to the university, and I learned a TON more in that class with the US professor than the Italian native professor

oh it's very weird, I admit it myself

She was here a couple of years ago recording something. Stayed a few weeks and I pretty much kinda was in a right place right time moment at the bar and bought her a drink. She's a real sweetheart and sucks dick like that's her true calling. An oral freak so we got along wonderfully. Very weird once she realized I had no clue who she was and then I had to watch a few of her performances to "get it". Seems kinda sad she isn't famous even though she was a runner up. I was pretty much her boyfriend for the rest of her two weeks here.

Still talk/send nudes every few months.

Landing strip

Got any pics?

Post her tits

Sweet, you got any pics of it?

seems fuckable. did you take any pics? was she a good lay?

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Great lay. As I said she truly sucks dick like it's her calling in life. Type of girl to fuck for hours and then wanna make you a steak and potatoes when all ya thinking about is getting a nap.

Sounds good, you fuck her ass too?

Anyone still interested in Martina?

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damn... you lucky bastard. i hope you're still hitting that. how's her tits?

She got any kinks? Like being tied up, exposed outside, rape fantasy, anything like that?

Dude.

any chance you can post the nudes?

I come from a pretty poor area in a shitty country. My friend fucked his younger sister in front of me and a few other boys from the village, once. After that, a few other boys would fuck her sometimes. She really liked me so eventually I started fucking her. It got to the point where I told her to stop fucking the other boys and fuck only me. She agreed and I knew that she wasn't fucking other boys anymore. Eventually my dad moved us out of that shithole. I found out shortly before I left, from someone, that she was pregnant. I hid from her for two days until we left. That was like 10 years ago. Never heard from her again. Recently heard from my mom's old friend, who still lives there, that my former fucktoy indeed has a 9 year old. Pretty sure that's my child.

How does she look with cum on her face and tits? Does she like it?

How old was she when you knocked her up? Ever see her get used by more than one guy at the same time?

I cheat on my wife with my step-sister almost every other day. But when I caught my wife talking to another man I guilt tripped her into not talking to him anymore.

1. Not going to say

2. Yes.

I'm a 40 year old virgin.
Acknowledge me.

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Dubs confirm 40yo virgin

What's the most number of guys you saw use her at once?

Do they?

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checkt x3

2

Blindfolds and spanking

>66
>22
>33
>6=2*3
nice

Every day I wait for a tinder bitch to come along so I can actually enjoy my gf again. Nothing will make you love a bitch more than sleeping with another one behind her back.

She prefers to swallow. Hates face.

How deep does it go?!

I love to masturbate to my best friend's tits. Her looks in general are a little above average, but her tits are fucking great.

Molested as a little girl in a few different situations. The details are fuzzy but I started drawing pictures of hardcorn porn and hiding them when i was 5 or 6. My sexuality is completely warped. I like women and men, but hyperfocus on very young girls. I'm outwardly a very normal and attractive person but I'm autistic, crippled by the depression/social anxiety of the disorder and the fucked up after effects of abuse.

same here man.

Do you think she knows you enjoy their sight that much?

It's cool. I do the same with my gfs best friend. Goddamn I wish she was a slut.

got pics of her ?

i thin she does. she likes to tease especially while in front of my wife.

Prove

I started fapping because a girl in my class (12 at the time) had huge fucking tits , at least for her age

Less than 12yo?

I like to imagine forcing my sister to become my personal sex slave against her will

Who raped you? What memories do you have?

Post tits

I'm a liberal

i got borderline raped by a trap and i haven't told anyone.

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When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for a while

48hrs ago I posted itt that I was struggling being a single dad of a severely disabled son. He was hit by a car and became full potato.
I love him to bits but shit is getting harder by the day.
I've kind of lost it tonight. Found him in bed lying in his own piss. I threw him across the room then marched him into the bathroom.
Sat him on the toilet, slapped and yelled in his face. Slammed the door and left him in there in the dark while I tried to calm myself down.
I never fly off the handle. I can't believe I acted like that to my own son. I feel like total shit.
Sat outside the bathroom door head in my hands listening to him crying. I'm a total cunt. It's been a week from hell but that's no excuse.
I could apologise to him but he has nfi what's going on in the world and iwouldnt understand it. So I'm just gonna say sorry to you guys instead. It won't make me feel any better but it has to be said.

Sounds like you need help user, in my country he would be given an assistant for at least during the day.

I’m not saying kill it because that’s illegal but what his quality of life? I’d rather be dead than a potatoe

This Nigga gay, your honor

In my childhood, my mother and I would go to the hospital 1 hour away to our house, I was always wondering why are we going there every end of the week even though both of us don't have sickness that I know of. we would always go to this doctor who is 5ft tall. they would talk for a minute and my mother would leave me with him alone. Thus the dpctor would ask questions that I can't understand but now that I am old enough to know it, it sickens me. firstly he would undress me very slowly while talking to me. I didn't know I was being sold to that doctor by my mom as he did so many things to my body before, now that I grew old. I have natural fear of doctors so whenever I go to a hospital. my nausea kicks in so bad that I would puke before entering one.

Shoot for it friend sounds like love good luck

Lol just leave her before you kill her ... life is short you’ll be old and unfuckable soon enough

"Hewwo, FBI, a big bawd man in forechan is bweaking da law >.

Bitch you keep saying that give us details

Post tits faggot

I wouldve believed the same once about my own country. But now I'm in this situation I see it's not true.
Limited help, and we are at the back of the line. Women in this situation always get help first. Us guys are expected to deal with it.
It's weird because he enjoys some things. Some dvds or songs get him excited and he seems genuinely happy. Show him vids on youtube of cars and he calms down. But that's pretty much it.
He can't handle outdoors or animals or all sorts of shit a kid would normally like. Everything triggers him and he freaks tf out at the most normal shit.

Sad to see him like this because he was normal. He didn't deserve to have his life turn out this way. Poor cunt.

More details needed. Are you male or female? How old were you? What’s the worst thing he did?

Sorry to hear that Yea Forumsro

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Does he talk? Is he capable of reading stuff or he’s full vegetable? How old is he?

I pretend to be happy and positive when I'm around my friends

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What country?

I wish I knew what it's like to have friends.
When I think of human interaction, I just think of cuddling, because I don't know how the other stuff works.

I can relate
also begone demon

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Yes please, I love tight round asses and thick thighs on a petite frame

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>Does he talk?
He's got about five words. I don't think he knows what he's babbling about half the time
> Is he capable of reading stuff?
Fuck no. He is full vegetable. Can't dress himself, wipe his ass. He can hold a spoon though. Yay him
> How old is he?
7
NZ

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My girl has been sending videos of her touching herself to my best friend, and I want her to fuck with him in front of me and make me her cuck.

Sister didn't wear any panties the other day. She wore a skirt and bent over in front of me, giving me quite the view.

End his life, it's better for both of you and it's an act of love.

A few months after the PS4 came out I wanted one real bad was was broke as hell. Whored myself out to a friends dad in exchange for thmoney for the PS4 plus a few games. Every other day for a few months I’d get pounded out well lubed and raw til he was done. I was 16 going on 17 and it was super worth it. It helps I thought he was hot. If I ever needed money I would suck him or fuck him for quick cash. No one ever found out though I drunkenly mentioned it to a friend who laughed it off.

Nothing good. Just basic Facebook pics, doesn't show off the goods. I just stare at her chest when I'm around her

My girlfriend thas has broke with me several times just becouse ''she doesn't know what she wants'', actually she dates other guys and returns to me because she feels weird without me.

The problem is that i slowly developed emotional dependence towards her and i got used to be there for her.

I need help.

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Ex gf asked me to be in a threesome with her and her bf. I really want to fuck her again but really nervous and don't want to come between them at all

F, I was 9 at the time. he would always come into my dreams that is why I hate when I have to sleep. worst thing is when he started inserting his medical instruments through my holes especially the one that keeps my asshole wide open. I cried that day but he kept saying that it was for my own good or else my health will deteriorate.... I don't want to talk about this more.

F, also begone demon

Fuck her bf

Well I don't wanna force you, but talking about what happened it's better than keeping the feelings bottled up. Did he ever put his fingers up your holes? Ever had sex?

Sounds fun

Just let her fuck other guys while in a relationship with you. There's nothing wrong in being a cuck if u love her.

When I was 16 my mom told me "white guys are for marrying and black guys are for sex".

I hear you but no, I could never do that to anyone. Especially not my own flesh and blood.
Thing is, he was so badly hurt doctors have told me to not expect him to be around long anyway. Each morning I wake up, I hold my breath when I go check on him. I'm always wondering if today's gonna be the day I find him dead in bed.
No point me taking his life and going to prison if he probably wont make it to his 15th birthday.
So sorry to hear that femanon. Your mother is a bitch. Hope you find healing through this. You deserved better.

How did that work out for you

I only date black guys now, but I know I'm expected to marry a white guy

Are black guys really better?

i've beeen leaving flash drives with cheese pizza all around league city (san jac south/various eating and shopping areas). within that flash drive are hints that it belongs to a certain mario vega (making it seem it has his college files/family photos/etc). been doing this for X amount of years.

fuck him for getting lauren pregnant. and fuck her for going back to his cheating ass.

>When I was 16 my mom told me "white guys are for marrying and black guys are for sex".
What? Why?

I like the taboo of it. I think a black cock looks better. Black guys are more aggressive.

It was mom's way if saying black guys are better in bed, but she doesn't want mixed grandbabies.

I have a weird obsession with fucking my ex. She was my first, night of senior prom, super stereotypical. We broke up right after that and its been a few years. She turned into a prude after college and doesn't like to talk about anything sex, but I did get her once to say she would fuck me again if we were both single. She's not objectively that attractive but I go crazy for her every time I see a picture. I just really want to fuck her bad. She's married now

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Jesus.
Your mom sounds like she fucked you up real good.
Fuck, I hope you are doing ok now.
FUck.

I feel you user. Got someone I can't stop thinking about fucking too

what do you do to control it?

Extra long jerk sessions thinking only about her help me. Gets the frustration out of my system for awhile

Tony Stark Dies

fucked her before?

I'm fine. Mom was just laying out the rules.

It explained a lot. Used to see my mom out with guys that she said she was "helping out" from church XD

I want to go out and attempt to meet new people, but i'm too afraid to socialize with others by myself. I only feel comfortable enough to talk with others in public if i have someone i already know (like say a family member) with me.

Yeah, surprise birthday sex

story?

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine

i dont understand why my husband doesnt wanna divorce since he has been only getting that dick hard when im fucking his ass.

makes me feel useless as a woman every time i see him fapping to sissie shit...

the other day i woke up in the middle of the night and he was again fapping to sissie games.

I just spied on him for 15 mins, everything was chill and he was playing RS and touching himself to that (sissy game), like the usual. But then, he scrolled down and there was this ebony trap ass kinda spread bending over something... omg... saddest moment of my life, When he spotted that assm he got all crazie about it and started fapping like dickspeed and even dropped some stuff. That was when he looked back ( i was sleeping on the couch and he was on pc, that how i could see his screen)
and i was looking straight to his eyes with a lot of disappointment and sadness.

I Confronted him and asked why he doesnt wanna break up if he wants to be a girl too.

Needless to say that he just said some bullshit liike was imagining it to be him punished by me or some other BS that i really didnt get...

i hate my husband for making me fall in love with him when he actually wishes me to be a man.. i hate all the sissy shit too and i hope every body who likes it to die from anal cancer or some5thing very painful

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had a short term ....well..."relationship" with my niece. long story short she was an insecure fatty and i was there to teach her to love herself the way she is and her body is thus gaining myself the "entrance" into her.........um.....closeness. kek

Was my birthday and i wasnt planning on doing much in the morning. She messaged me asking to come by and drop my gift off. Sat on the couch waiting for her. She showed up and came inside. Went back to the couch to sit and chat for a bit. Middle of the conversation she's says she forgot to give me my gift. By the time I turned my head to look at her, she was straddling my crotch and forcing her tongue in my mouth. Just went with the flow and we eventually made it to a bed. Asked her after what was that about. Said she just felt like it.

ALSO BBC SHIT! i hate it i hope my husband to die with A BBC in each of his orifices too.

chocking to
death in black man cum

and she's just a friend?

I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had with men

just date men?

Yeah. Shes kind of a whore though. Pretty sure she fucked all my friends at least once

is it a fetish or are you normally disrespectful to people?

what does she look like

Not exactly 10/10 but she's a freak in the sack

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Hey man, no-cuck here. Was waiting for you, as i didn't make it 24h ago.
Feel very sorry for you. But to be honest: I guess thats very understandable. Looking alone, yadda yadda, you know. Of course that's no excuse. But it's human. And that humanity is why you doing all that shit for him, not running away like his mum. Calm down. Appologizie to him, no matter if he understands or not. It will help YOU.
And yeah, as others said. Try to get help!

Fuck yea. Have you ever seen her in a bikini or her tits ? How old is she ?

I see her topless every day, sexy as hell
she's 7yo

here's the girl I want to fuck

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Guages are very gay. I doubt anyone irl would be surprised

Of course I've seen her in one. Her tits I've only managed to see a few times, they're small but they fit her nicely. Shes 25 now

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Very pretty

thanks. Also a bit repressed so really fun in bed

What a babe. Have you ever seen any sexy pics on her laptop

>I know more about this juggalo tier cringe thing than you.
I'd keep it secret too if I were you faggots.

Hey man. Ty.
Appreciate the words. Honestly do. Yeah tonight was a wake up call for me. I'll see what help is out there

I snoop around in the houses of people my wife and I know when they're at work or on vacation.

She had some pictures with a dildo in her pussy. Tried to go back and save them later but she must have deleted them

What kinda stuff did she do?

Her favorite thing was licking my balls. We tried anal once but we were in high school, had no idea what we were doing. But yeah she was pretty much down to try anything as long as we prayed for forgiveness. Her prudeness came from being religious

I hope the best for you.
And i can totaly understand. My big one (4.5 years) drove me mad yesterday 'couse he decided he didn't want to sleep. Was tired as fuck, but refused to sleep. And at the point i was tired as fuck myself, just wanted to get to bed. Everytime he had his eyes closed he opened them again, just for not falling asleep. I was very pissed, at the end i told him i don't matter, i'm, going to bed, he should do what he wants as long as he's silent. Afterwards i was lying in bed and thinking what a fun that should have been compared to your situation. I felt ashamed.
I know it't totally worthless, but you've got a friend over germany.

Can't have been that much of a prude if she thought she could do anything if she prayed afterward

In high school she was fine with it, but went to a christian college and got a lot more prude.

Totally relate. Being a parent is frustrating for all sorts of reasons. I kinda laughed at what your son did though. Und ich danke Ihnen. Maybe catch you around bro.
All the best to you and your kids. Also your hot wife ;-)
respect

Thanks bro. And give me a update from time to time. I'm always here on german workdays ;-)

It would be much better if you had a potatoed girl

I used to have gay sex with my older brother, we sometimes cross dressed and fucked in fairly public places too. We haven't done anything for about 15 years but we have secret alt facebook accounts where we talk about how much we want to fuck our sister and he sends me nudes of his sleeping wife

lol,everyone gets why

Will do.
Eeeeewwww. Also kek

I fell out of love on one of my relationships and cheated on my boyfriend days before breaking up with him (He never caught me). When I started hooking up more seriously with this new guy I regretted it. He was abusive both psychologically and physically.

I feelI deserved it. Yet I'm happy I could leave both behind.

Hell yeah!

I'd do anything to get in her pants and remake those pics with my dick instead

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I cheated on my ex wife with 2 guys and 1 girl.

I saw illegal images on the dark web and now I’ve been having panic attacks for the past three days that I’m going to get caught and arrested.

dude relax, everybody here has done that

Prove it send me a Tesla to my house