Why is nobody talking about this? Even if these were a larp...

Why is nobody talking about this? Even if these were a larp, why is NASA suddenly doing drills and the planetary defense committee making an asteroid defense plan?

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Recently it was on the news that NASA had a new mission, Trump approved something involving planetary defenses. This isn't clandestine.

>why is NASA suddenly doing drills and the planetary defense committee making an asteroid defense plan?
>suddenly
>years after an asteroid almost hit the only planet we're on
Yes it must be (((Mexicans and Jews)))

Look at how our 'leadership' has been acting in the last 10-20 years. Nothing is sustainable, all money is going to the 1% or being spent of frivolity and technology has slowed to a halt beyond deep state surveillance. I've expected a meteor strike or alien invasion for years. Look at Hale Bopp, we were in it's cone of influence, it would have wiped out all life on Earth, yet we were never told until years later.

Fuck. Can you find anything on this?

kek
screencap this thread for posterity when we still exist a year later

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Cone of Influence.

Comets can't be tracked as precisely as meteors.

Come on man it was a while back..

He wanted to put a man on the moon during his presidency, he said he'd give NASA whatever budget they wanted if they could put a man on Mars.

sltrib.com/news/politics/2019/04/02/nasa-scrambles-meet-trump/

solarsystem.nasa.gov/news/917/nasa-fema-international-partners-plan-asteroid-impact-exercise/

This is the asteroid impact exercise you're talking about.

how did i know you morons would take this simulation/drill and turn it into something sinister.

This is a farce. Nasa is hiring college grads and scientists. Not 16 year olds struggling with basic command of the English language

I understand where you’re coming from, but I think we should handle this shit seriously in case it ACTUALLY happens. This website would be the only place you’d hear about it before it happened, think about it.
Thank you, I’d like to highlight this quote from the article
“Currently, there is no known asteroid with a significant probability of impacting Earth in the next century”
Odd how only two days ago the head of NASA literally told people to expect an impact in their lifetime. So which is it, NASA?

Do you not know that asteroids hit the earth all the time? You know what he means, right?

There is a chance an asteroid we don't know about might be on a collision course from somewhere we haven't detected

The head said "major" impact

In the article he was referring to the head said "major" impact.

Very fair point, but nobody was running these drills and meetings until now. What’s changed, or what will? You know?

NASA administrator Jim Bridenstine thinks it’s time to start taking the threat of an Earth-altering asteroid impact seriously. In a speech today at the International Academy of Astronautics Planetary Defense Conference, Bridenstine opened his keynote with a warning about what’s to come.

“”* quote from the article

Maybe that one asteroid that exploded over that town in russia or ukraine or wherever made a few people worry

Tunguska Blast

yeah, that one

>why is NASA suddenly doing drills and the planetary defense committee making an asteroid defense plan
Because it's useful to have one? Conspiracy theorists are literal oxygen thieves

Didn't that kill a bunch of people? I mean, it didn't just make people worry right

this is bullshit lol

shut the fuck up you fags go get a job

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Sage

Don't you mean the Chelyabinsk asteroid ?

With God, anything is possible user. You know that.

Wow you nailed it. That's exactly how that works. Great job.

The Tunguska event was over 100 years ago. The meteor exploded before impact creating a MOAB effect that leveled 800 sq mi of forest.

Sorry, my bad. I my defense, I was in my third week of nofap.

Tunguska was an Old One arriving on earth, in an antimatter vessel

They got funding.

I 100% believe that people are too incompetent to ever find an asteroid that's on an actual impact course. Besides, huge asteroids hit earth all the time they just break up before impact. Just google "russian shooting star".

hey look an user that actually knows what the fuck they are talking about
>tunguska blast
topfuckingkek
time to turn off the conspiracy videos and take a break from youtube anons

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understandable

No shit cant get into classified info but there is a real reason. Go look up the navy releasing real ufo footage. Think op its all there you just got to put it together.

people talked about it and it was mostly misleading
it is a drill which nasa is letting get a little out of hand so people will remember they exist and give them funding
simple research would let you know that 1994 KW4 passed us in april, it has a roughly 6month orbit around the sun and its not supposed to be anywhere near us again until 2036

Fuck me I just saw a russian name and was like sounds good must be it without checking

Sage

I'm so proud of you.

>simple research would let you know that 1994 KW4 passed us in april,

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yeah i saged your thread twice now
get fucked dude

SAGE

Maybe

Yeah, but in the astral calendar, April goes on for another 21 days.

lmao op rekt

You did it ! You absolute madman you did it !

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k. Not my thread, but ok.

Space doesn’t have a mind of its own, that’s retarded

Dirac's equation proved it.

Just trying to stay relevant for the paycheck really. It’s a government agency, what do you expect ?

Don't call space retarded, that's a hate word. The proper term is "vaccuum collapsed".

omg dude I was just about to type that. lmao op rekt. How'd you know?

Fucking Dirac. He still owes me 5 bucks.

You mother wasn't worth $5

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Me mother? Not you mother? Why say bad me mother? Nice it not.

ever since Trump defunded NASA in his first year, they have been trying to get some of the money which has gone to private contractors. That is what this is all about, as usual. Funding. You morons are /pol/-tier "muh habbening".

Do you even speak mathematics?

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Oh look yet another habbenign confirmed!!!1 this time for realz1??!
:0

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I have cunts in my ass, also space rocks.

Sounds like bullshit to me

But why would shills make us be worried about an asteroid now...what news are they trying to divert our attention from?

you're mistaking Dirac's equation with Cole's Law.

Tipping is optional, especially when it comes to cole slaw

Oh shit, I don't think I do. Damn. You got me there.

No wait I just remembered! I'm half mathematics on my father's side. So I grew up in a mathematics house, of course I speak it.

You accent is atrocious, you make integrate sound like ingrate

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NASA has long been warning against astroids.

Trump is setting up a space force.

Nasa is using idiot trumps space force idea to get some movement on astroid protection.

>This website would be the only place you’d hear about it before it happened, think about it.

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>hey look an user that actually knows what the fuck they are talking about
>tfw you’re easily impressed by someone who can google “Russian meteor”

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>discover something critically dangerous to all of humanity
>decide to only announce it on Yea Forums

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> gravity feedback loop
If you believe this guy youre a tard who fell for a troll.

Fake news is optional here, not the norm like the MSM.

This is an official test for an asteroid impact that could happen in 2029

jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7390

God bless Giant Meteor. I hope it wins the next election.

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