Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.
>protip; you LITERALLY can't
Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...
Elijah Barnes
Parker Wilson
Me and my wife and son are seriously ugly
And poor
Colton Stewart
Checked
Gavin Cooper
Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board
Landon Rogers
If that is true, why is the world so populated?
James Gomez
I have no legs, sit in a wheel chair, am ugly as fuck, need an oxygen mask, and I have a girlfriend. What is your problem man?
Eli Campbell
Daily reminder that you have to be a twink trap top to be able to get a bf like that
Asher Thompson
Rules for getting laid
Don't be OP
Gabriel Cooper
Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board
Brody Turner
I'm a 5'2ft Indian balding janitor with a micropenis and I still bang supermodel tier babes every day
Andrew Cook
My GF is an escort!!!? Sweet!
Luke Davis
Is that a threat?
Jeremiah Hughes
Born a sinner, >if you dont sin
Dumbest cuck to hold a sign
Justin Roberts
How fucking retarded and pathetic does one have to be to make threads like this?
Jose Long
check your inbox
Eli Thompson
Indeed
Adam Cook
wasted quads
Wyatt Myers
OP is a cuck
Jason Williams
i'm 5'5" 131lbs and I have no trouble getting laid but that's because I'm a trap
Cooper Gonzalez
OP Is literally dumb...
Hey OP, I got a joke for you...
If you have sex with a girl who's drunk it's called date rape...
If you have sex with a girl who's had some coke or heroin it's called...
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME LETS FUCK!!!! A LOT!!!
Carson Garcia
escorts won't fleece you like a gf though. Don't see the problem.
Ian Lee
cucks believe such a thing as sin exists
Christian Scott
Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board
Jacob Jackson
ordinary dudes,decent looking, mgod
worked in a west coast discount everything for the house store, worked OT a few hrs each week ( 30 years ago)
cleaning store fixtures,,girls at the perfume counter,,jewerly locked showcases,,dolls they were,a brn haired girl named cathy,( couldn't see well,she passed off wearing glasses because she wanted the no glasses look),tried to chat with them,,,walking by,like I was not there,,good worker I was,decent manners,
along came a newhire part timer,named tony,
latino dude,movie star looking in the face,
girls all start a tittering like squirrels about tony.
not all was misery,the dude was an americanized argentino,,spoke great italian so did me,an irishman,w language talents,hung out with the dude in a couple coast hwy/pier sports bars,met some of his girl pals,one,a doll named francesca,she loved that I spoke italian
came to my place on lido isle,( s county,super clean,rollerblading,cafes.bars),threw softball with tony her & tonos GF of the week,,,,
examine options,be decent some dame is out there for you,,put the rejection hormones on a leash.
Jordan King
k
Liam Harris
...what?
Jason Howard
Cool story bro
Hunter Stewart
Oh my god, quads were wasted on incel shit like this?
This is a SIN
Isaiah Barnes
cuck
Josiah Torres
He has quads whenever he wants them
Isaiah James
Jokes on you I am only 6'4 and got laid with a 10/10 tall blonde.