Non-porn webm

>Dirty bastards. It's a fucking animal, doesn't know the fuck it's doing.

That monkey knows exactly what he's doing.

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>dude must be a trained bouncer or a black belt or some shit to anticipate that

That christian fundie probably got bitch slapped more than once in his carrer of being a douche.

>Exactly

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I would lose on purpose.

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Or he is just a man
Decent amount of muscles and good situation overview.
Do you really consider deflection of that bitchpunch as something from martial arts?

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Hey dumb nigger, your pistol is out of battery which makes it impossible to shoot. Next time, don't ride the slide.

Dude at the register should have grabbed that gun, yanked it out of tyrones hand, racked it and blasted his fucking face off.

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What a little nigger

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Fuck ya old man lungs.

Do you know what this is from?

its called halo

>just learned
>literally on his shirt

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It's a Parhelion, also known as a Sun Dogs or Mock Suns

What's the chances this dude is still alive?

1/3?

or aliens

The same fucking pair of gloves...yuck.

Animal abuse. That's like giving weed to a toddler.Fuck those guys.

It's not that hard to do this if you have decent reflexes. I did this once to someone trying to punch me

Rubbing the back before the front too
Nasty shit

Chick is a badass but honestly it's a no-win situation for the dude.

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why is there a dude wearing armor on the subway

Never ever give your back to someone that is trained.

You're a dumb kid/NEET - you'd risk your life over a few hundred measly dollars in your minimum wage job? Pull the other one!

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Wus goin on

PANIC

REPENT SINNER

Nope.mpeg

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Australian wildlife hates muslims.

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What goes through a person's mind when doing this?

This could be a Chaplin or Keaton scene.

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That's fucking awesome.

probably not a whole lot

Dude got super powers
He's living forever

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she looks like she has the downs, so potatos maybe.

That car thing hates that guy.

This is the epitome of the "real America".

>no health insurance
>can afford ambulance service
>has to drive grandma to the free clinic strapped to the back of a pick-up truck
>still votes Republican

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Now I have been googling Chunks with Downs to see.

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kid at the register did exactly what he should have done you fucking edglord, that's not his money why the fuck does he care?

That's apparently in a subway in Alabama.

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The guy wouldn't survive a day in teh real world.

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This thread is great

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Uhck i wish meth wasn't so gross. other its a bomb ass drug.

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Where was this? Little man has a Jets jersey on.

aint no subway system, NO WHERE, in broke ass alabama

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Wasnt there a longer video where is smile turned into a terrified bad trip?

(G)old.

Don't chew seeds on the subway

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why didn't she hit the detonator?
isn't that how they usually repel the natives?

Unless they were doing mma specifically and not folk style wrestling, or any wrestling for that matter, that was an illegal choke hold. You gotta have an arm with it. Looks like dude thought it was the latter

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Omg that's fucking hilarious , out of fucking no where a train samurai comes and fucks him up

whos that beauty?

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am i watching gay hobo sex

Pongo Abelii

and a hammer lol

>am i watching gay hobo sex

Now you are.

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Did the other guy shot him

Americans don't have public transportation simply because they are pigs.

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no NIGGERS are pigs, get it right.

The guy went to prison for attempted involuntary man-slaughter. Look him up.

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What a pussy. Other dudes hands weren't even up. Hes no better than the niggers he most likely hates

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Hes like I guess I'm a Simpson now..

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That’s what he gets for trying to be gentle with her, should have tossed her the first time, but it looks like he didn’t want to accidentally hurt her

You either kick her ass and make everyone around you hate you, or look like a loser and get your ass beat. Probably should stop being a douch bag lol

honestly love that catch, but i also love the look of fear on the dude in white. he knows he was about to have his day fucked. maybe he'll shut the fuck up

god i wish that were me

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wtf are they doin?

next please

cutting off blood to the brain

you're a pig

Can anyone read this for a location? Doesn't look like English to me.

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I do it daily to protect others from punches.

is the ape girl dead?

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fake and gay

that's somewhere on the green line in stockholm

Dirty nigger

Allahu Akbaaarrrrr

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Barcelona subway
barcelonasecreta.com/pillan-a-una-pareja-practicando-sexo-metro-barcelona/

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Alabama.

Kek

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No subways in Bama brother

you faggot, the chimp seems pretty happy to me, bet you haven't even had weed before Yea Forumstard.

you faggot, the chimp seems pretty happy to me, bet you haven't even had weed before Yea Forumstard.

Samefagging this hard.

Hahaha that's awesome. Hope he was stuck in the dark smelling his piss.

I want to suck the finger of that glove

Thats fucking scary, that guy is incredibly stupid and lucky

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I don't understand what the problem is.. granny is in the back of her gsons truck like a boss. Just because you're granny would be raped by sand people as soon she went outside doesn't mean u have to be upset at the amount of freedom we Americans get to feel everyday

Do samurai just appear to enforce public morals over there?

>that guy is incredibly stupid and lucky

The little monkey didn't even belong to the pack. It was an orphan the range brought along to introduce it to the jungle. It starved to death because non of the females were lactating.

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He's like aye caramba

FUN DISCORD JOIN NOW

discord.
gg/nJbwa3

5

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We hate them too mate.

Its jiu jitsu you gigantic faggot

Jesus, this is what happens when you don't sterilize people with IQ's under 40

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Typical American white working class behavior.

>don't get what you want
>shit into your own hand and start flinging it at others

That's how we got Trump. Savages.

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dear santa

He immediately follows this with a huge bong rip, literal superhuman

c'mon, fast food workers already have it rough. Dudes just like "I'm not dying here too fuck that"

I think you got that confused with what happened when Hillary lost faggit

Don't judge me. I had to do it. That mouse was rabid.

Look - it was an accident, okay ?

fucking niggers are literally animals and should be domesticated.

>fucking niggers are literally animals and should be domesticated.

Tough guy, shut the fuck up. There is literally a video of a white women shitting into a restaurant and flinging it employers because she was denied access to the bathroom above. Americans uncivilized victims of devolution in general.

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Wigs have been lost

That's actually Canada.

>That shadow though

Can't have anything nice around fucking niggers

>Canada

It looks like a spanish subway

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My guy i think i found where it is

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Shit, little fella went for just one.
Then Monster comes (after like 5 seconds, can't keep up with 3 year-olds pace) and is like "nah-uuh ain no illegul take em all kendy tyrone, fill em yall bags".

Imagine how this poor little guy will grow up, he had potential but it's a lost cause already

Yea Forums is amazing

I think it's food

They love each other leave them alone

dont think a black man wod put up such a fight for his child, u do a disservice to this guerrilla.

Japan

>black people

"What have I done!"

>>shit into your own hand and start flinging it at others

They all do that

no context, needs sound

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She ded?.....

or he just has halfway decent reflexes

the gun was jammed wouldnt have fired

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She just casually sexually assaults him at the end? WTF.

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barcelona, liceu station

There's a chance, a slight chance, that the gunnig might carry out an IAD successfully. Although small, that chance is too great to risk his life for the boss's money. So fuck it. No shame in that game.

john wick's step brother.

Get a load of this fag

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So?

>it's a no-win situation for the dude.
You simply can't lose when you wrestle with a girl. Doesn't matter if she wins, you still don't lose.

don't talk to me or my son ever again

bet that dude can't even play wonderwall

Nah. She just lost a few months of her life

reminds me of beverlly hill billies when granny wod be in the back

no one is reacting, prob use to her doin this.

What's this thread about?

>upset at the amount of freedom we Americans get to feel everyday

That's an interesting euphemism for "having to ride to the hospital in a wheelchair in the back of a pick-up truck".

Whe Europeans value dignity and self-respect more than money. You wouldn'T understand.

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disgusting. There could be children there.
I'd break them up

BOOM, HEADSHOT

TO BRING HONOR TO HIS FAMIRY

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Jontron sure is different ever since he aggressively said the N-word at The Apollo.

What kind of fag can't even tune his own guitar?

no, this is very real. dont underestimate the deviancy of man.

That wasn't the dad, he's still out buying cigarettes. No idea where from though, he's been gone for years already.

That little white one getting caught under it always makes me happy. Feral hogs are fucking awful.

What kind of fag has to go to the supermarket to buy food when they could just hunt it themselves
What kind of fag shits in the toilet when they can just walk it to the latrine
What kind of fag drives a car when you can just walk
>convince

Are they a big problem in Australia?

i know right so satifsfying to know they will go from wrecking soil to tasty hogshanks

this is why i dont buy a laptop, dont wan to carry somthing so expensive that can be taken from me so easily. doesnt take much for some one to pull a knife on u.

That's the most retarded comparison you could make. Music is a profession that requires practice, hearing is part of that practice and tuning is the most basic of hearing practice.

You mean niggers. Niggers and spics are the reason we can't have nice things.

>convince

>doesn't know the fuck it's doing
You didn't see him go back for that second hit? That critter knew exactly what he was doing.

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You also seem to value Muslims more than your own citizens.

Ive had all my worst experiences with people when they were niggers, its not even about how they act anymore i just dont like them

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Sansa is thicc

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Why wouldn't you just pick it up? You're the goalie. It was getting passed to you so you could send it down field. Holy shit.

>Until he rips your face of because he dfoesn't get his fix.

Reminds me of this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

>Toxicology reports confirmed Sandra's statement that she had given Travis Xanax-laced tea the day of the attack

The animals knows exactly what they're doing.
youtube.com/watch?v=AIDJ-sTuoO8

nope, just a little minced

Fuckin kek

>Dignity

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>Reminds me of this:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

No shit?!? That's what I was referring to, you dingus.

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Holy shit this is hilarious!!!

GTA Simulator

>Why wouldn't you just pick it up?

Because the goal keeper isn't allowed to pick up a ball that was passed to him by his own team by foot, you American pleb.

>lrn2football

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lost

dude fuck china

As an american who enjoys playing soccer with my friends, i did not know this, thank you

This is my fav webm of all time

>fast food workers already have it rough
Bullshit, if you're working at a burger joint after highschool then you should just kill yourself. I love people like you because it shows how fucking low your standards of "hard work" are.

If that clip is more than 6 months old he's dead.

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What's that liquid-looking thing?

>As an american who enjoys playing soccer with my friends, i did not know this, thank you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-pass_rule

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How did Travis make her lose her hands? Can chimpanzees actually rip off hands? Same with her other face parts?

She trolled the fuck out of him. Even if he "won" he'd lose the respect of everyone. Protip: Never, ever, commit to a no-win situation Yea Forumsros.

Egg Shen lookin nigga

>party animal t-shirt

>inb4 theft isn't capital offense

Fuck that thieving shit stain.

>How did Travis make her lose her hands?

He chewed her fingers off.

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They were the same size, Jesus guys today are faggots

Classic.

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>What's that liquid-looking thing?

Chicken nuggets granulate in a NcDonalds processing plant in Denver, TX.

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Have you ever had a job ?

yeah whats up with black women and wigs. Cant they grow real hair or what. I dont understand

uuugaa buugaaa guuba

Grain.

I know I'm asking for a lot here, but, proof?

Those Second Ammendment cucks dispise me. I... don't need, a gun.

I could defeat them all with my Marshall arts training. I could swiftly get behind each and every one of them, disarm them all, then knock them out with a swift coratti chop to the back, of, the neck.

Irregardless, they are like insects, as I, am a God, among men.

Just a reminder that that kid was being blackmailed by a sick pedo weeabo nicknamed Reiko encyclopediadramatica.rs/Reiko

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Thats isnt a slight out of battery that is a double feed. Most likely he had one in the tube already and rack it while he had his hand over the erection port. Im pretty sure. And im pretty sure the the guy making a samwich isnt going to know to how to clear that in .25 sec.

>Have you ever had a job ?

I design plumbing tools. Why?

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>boner no pls not now
That's primal. Men have been aroused by that that for millions of years. Girls looked the same too.

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My man
I've seen this many times before; is this fake/gay?

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Since you're a plumber I got to ask, how do you get all the Muslim shit out of streets? Is it a trow or do you have a machine for it?

I do that. It's a habit that disgusts me but I do it without even thinking and I hate it

No shit, it's from a movie.

HOLY SHIT that was a lucky soft as fuck landing

>Those Second Ammendment cucks dispise me. I... don't need, a gun.
>I could defeat them all with my Marshall arts training. I could swiftly get behind each and every one of them, disarm them all, then knock them out with a swift coratti chop to the back, of, the neck.
>Irregardless, they are like insects, as I, am a God, among men.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the incoherent ramblings of a syphilitic brain.

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Nice, time to fap

Have you heard them speak in AlaBammy? It ain't English.

Cat: PC MASTER RACE NIGAAAAA!!!!

I WANT TO TASTE THE FORBIDDEN CRUNCHIES

>Since you're a plumber

I'm not a plumber, I am an engineer. I design tools for the plumbing industry. Maybe work on your reading comprehension, snowflake. Didn't read the rest of your post. .

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>design tools for plumbers
>plunger is already invited
There's no shame in being a plumber. Someone has to make sure the pipes work.

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>Let-s drive my gas/filled truck through here, what could go wrong

Damn, I know that I'm sick... but I would love to be the one to witness that happen. Would probably savor those juices somehow too, to use when masturbating to the video.

This.

Corn emptying from a silo

>is this fake/gay
It's from a movie called Hardcore Henry. It's that one action movie that's all 1st person pov

my roommate had a cat that loved to get high

There's no shame in being a plumber.

Never implied that.

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Ugh that looks so gross but imagine how good that feels

He said why don't you go suck immigrant cock your eurocuck. Maybe you can design a tool to pull shitskin dick out of your bf faggot.

He looks down first because ginger was already telegraphing his punch

You got real defensive and started throwing around big words. You were implying something from that outrage.

I mean why take that risk? It kept getting worse and did he know the road was open the whole way? This is why you hear about all those deaths every disaster, most of them are self-inflicted morons

No.

god, i wish that were me

So what Jew mind control serum is the red shit?

WHY?! WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE WITH TINY POINTY TITS?!

Either corn or grain. It gets drained from the bitten, making a whirlpool/quick sand effect.

da fuck?

Dude let people enjoy their natural disasters who cares if you fucking die at least you get a rush first. I remember being a child in Florida literally playing in hurricanes, and don't even get started on the stupid shit Aussies do

Love this dudes face. Classic.

That kid was a wet noodle.

yeah kinda love videos like this even if its fucking disgusting

Is that Gary Busey's so?

Is she laughing or crying, what's going on?

Can't tell you Yea Forumsros anothing these fine anons haven't already said.

Live and learn from this. never be the drunkest at a party, never fall for group preasure, always be in controll

Is that how they spread the gay?

Nice. He doesn't give a shit.
>I have 12 more on the plane fuck it.

naw other dude needs to learn how to fight. Guy was already in his space, so he needed to be ready. You either need to be the first to close the gap and be wary and keep your distance.

He wasn't suckered punch, he was too busy being mouthy.

Guess what, he doesnt need to lol
He is already set for life

>ban one time use plastics

Barcelona in spain, L3 metro

seed chewers get the rope

You're talking about two different kinds of fighting. You're talking monkey fighting. He's talking about intelligent beings that should be wary about head injury and only fight as a last resort and do it with safety in mind.

good advice

Yes he believes in something higher than himself so he's crazy. What logic.

Dumbass atheist sperg go play in traffic or something.

Reply if you want, idk how to get back to threads on this app so you'll be bitching at nothing.

and you must be a fucking pussy

the bull raped her

Me: OMG, that's not right!
Karen: EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?! Are YOU a PILOT?!
Me: Um, no, but...
Karen: Oh-KAY then! You don't have any right to criticize!

same

Damn, where's the subway samurai?

I had to look this up. Its from the movie Hardcore Henry.

Imagine if that was DMT

>smile.jpg
>spread the word

Someone is peeing and it might be the woman.

Nailed it

Never seen a shadow?

Alabama you say, must be siblings.

just reminder that it never happened

thats russia you leech

I hope some lead traveling really fast.

That's okay, he'll send his lawyers to go sue the umbrella manufacturer.

Must have been the same stuff your mother drank when she was pregnant with you.

I'm gonna guess some sort of infection/pus?

That really derkked my derka

I truly wish I knew what that monkey would have done to that chimp had the glass not been there to stop 'em!

>he isn't a chad

What poor child wrote this?

Gorilla mind.... gorilla mind....
youtube.com/watch?v=AcXC9o9mRdg

twitter.com/AintNoDylanBih/status/1122128173343432704

Fuck is that why I'm circumcised even though my family isn't religious?

Imagine someone is just being an asshole on the train, when suddenly a samurai shows up to put them in their place. What a time to be alive.

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No, just gay.

The mothership

More like a carrier