You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an American

I wieght less than 75 kilos

I have healthcare

I have this in my house

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I'm not morbidly obese. Just fat.

Kurwa

2+2=4
Mutts can't math

mba'eichapa

i have two sugars in my tea, extra milky plz

I have free healthcare

I can't stop thinking about the US

>below 300 pounds
done

Colour

Cyкa блять

But user I am an American

I'm not fat, i'm not thick, i'm not gay

I smell like a bologna sandwich

My dick looks like an ant eater

My girlfriend has a thicker mustache than me

I wear capris pants and a fanny pack

Fuck you you fucking cunt

I live under constant threat of invasion from other countries

I pay 65% in tax and think I get free heath care

Dio schifoso lurido cane non sono un ciccione di merda come voi americani, sucate fortissimo

I don't live in a third world country without healthcare that's filled with delusional idiots who think their country is the best in the world even though it's a total shithole. I'm not trolling. Fuck the USA.

I can spell properly

I don’t use deodorant and my teeth go in all directions

> Metric system
> My president is not a racist tax fraud
> I never had any school shooting
> I have real medicare

Wishes so bad he lived in USA

I don't need to be stripped naked and have my asshole inspected whenever I take a flight

I can be put in jail if I say a bad word

Colour, aluminium, solder. Today is 2/5/2019, and it's 870Km to the next largest city.

You mean 10 killosecs?

I wish I were American

Idk who this faggot even is lol

Mňam dopíči!

The only thing I like about the USA is the movies. I wouldn't go near that place. You Americans are so delusional that you think everyone secretly wants to live there while in reality lots of people genuinly think your country is a total mess.

I go to a competant art and design school in europe and i saw some art schools in america and like wow u guys dont do anything what are you eaven suposto do after collage

Maple syrup, eh.

I got arrested for being in possession of a plastic butterknife

Muie psd

I was very sick when i was a kid, rheumatoid arthritis, i couldn't walk, the state paid for my treatment and now i'm perfectly healthy

I'm not gay

negerjävel

Kanker op

I’m glad you were able to send this response while you still had electricity for the day.

Because I’m constantly jealous of the USA

Пoцeлyй мoю зaлyпy.

I can drive a manual.

230V master race.

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this picture proves i am not an American

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Neat. What is this tool called?

ążźćśóę

it's a multimeter dumbfuck

I like crepes

Thanks, user. I learned something new today.

I can actually speak English

I have more than 12 IQ

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I hate freedom and guns and hamburgers and winning

Calm down faggot

I know what a multimeter is.

I want to gas the Jews.

Kanker

...my toilet looks different than american toilet

i know more than one language

no niggers where i live

Prawns smell like UNWASHED GENITALS

i know what a bidet is, and i even have one in my house

I have dinner late at night around 8-9

I can count to ten

Past 12 months....

Wife spent a 4 days in hospital for pneumonia.
Son broke leg.
Ingrown toe treatment.

= £18 for parking.

Don't have a jew cock.

There's a very low chance I'm going to be shot to shit at school

Lucky

Do something about it jealous spear chucker

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You just proved you're American

>Fuck the USA.
No, the USA fucks you.

I smell like unwashed ass and I only bathe once a month

I will go to prison if I defend my family or myself.

My country is being over run by sandniggers

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Don't forget poutine

Vittu saatana perkele jumalauta helvetti

My "democracy" doesn't force me to choose between retard #1 and retard #2

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This proves one of the two, everybody is lying on not being american or for the first time this post has not a single garbage human that we call american