Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was about to get 75 million dollars from my pervert grandpa who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearings and signing shit...It's official....I am one of the richest motherfuckers on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right?
He is trying to farm email addresses, how will he know where to send the money? (are you gonna claim they were your quads with no proof later? Photoshop a (you) in I guess?)
Liam Johnson
This is now
Adrian Martinez
winRAR
Jaxon Hughes
NOO bro...
Lincoln Martin
Quads please
Benjamin Richardson
I know user but thanks
John Miller
rollerino
Carson Davis
I am richer than you but hey another 10k sent to my paypal I am not going to say no as I believe everything you say even though your a beta cuck who needs to get out of mommys basement and should stop dwelling there also you should try to get a girlfriend instead of being a lonely faggot all your life but hey here`s rolling for quads.
Jack Lopez
Anus
Bentley Nguyen
Rimming
Gabriel Myers
Pute
Kayden Thompson
Pute again
Jack Cruz
I would try my luck, but my paypal is unfortunately locked pending an investigation into my role in aiding a Nigerian prince in his money laundering scheme
Well, about 3 months ago I posted this exact same fucking bullshit and creamed my horrific whale person loincloth exactly like I am right now. I have no money and my Grandpa stopped buying me vodka after I shit on his patio, so I told mum he was a paedophile and he got raped to death by a black man in prison. The only time I have been in court was when I stole my 50y/o maths teacher's clog and came in it. I am one of the most pungent motherfuckers on Yea Forums. A lot of waifus were begging for cum in my head the last time I managed to excavate deep enough into my fat rolls to touch my penis .. and now its time to weakly attempt to hold back the knowledge that my life is nothing internally and externally, by posting some inane crap.
>Roll quads and get 10k in air sent to your lungs over approximately the next eighty years
Isaiah Walker
roll
Elijah Hall
Need money to escape from Russland and start live like a human. Dont even have my own home and apartments [spoiler][email protected][/spoiler]
Asher Young
quads and anyone who posts variations of this copypasta from here on out gets terminal ass cancer
>>Well, about 3 months ago I never actually came here to say that I was thinking about starting another pasta/cancer thread, but here I am now faggots, rev up those dicks! Fix'd that for ya, fucking cunt.