>be me >proceed to notice i smell like literal sewage water >realise I have not showered in 2 weeks >fuck it, i guess i should shower now >before showering i proceed to beat my meat to the purest hentai i could find >finish with that and turn on the shower >once the shower has been running for i while i hop in >while showering i cannot stop thinking about the porn i had witness and my member decided to turn into hard wood >after a minute the shower is a bit cold so i move it by a literal fucking millimetre >the shower went from mildly cold to satans asshole after eating a habanero >as the water is getting hotter and hotter i violently jumped to the side >my erect dick was facing to spray of fire which then my foreskin and tip proceed to get burnt >jesusfuckhelpme.jpg >lie down on the shower floor as if i have been bum fucked by a nigger in prison >it felt like i was getting cbt and my cock was on fire >i turn down the temperature only to realise it quickly turned into fucking sibera only for it to turn hot >i gave up and quickly washed everything under boiling water and then gtfo >i turn on the fans to get rid of the steam that has coated the mirrors to realise i turned into satan himself >i ask my fucking parents who was fucking around with the taps >"user, we had the washing machine on" >mfw when i got fucked by a washing machine
imagine showering so little that you forget how a hot water supply works
Ethan Bell
Showering so little that you don’t understand how hot water and plumbing works. My god please off yourself, don’t need another little shitsloth fuck who can’t rub soap on his ass regularly
Hunter Roberts
>imagine being this much of a samefag
Matthew Peterson
sorry bud, he was meaner than me though, i just think you should shower more so you know how hot water works
Nah I just hadn't showered because I was busy that time
Eli Scott
Not OP, I shower regularly and don't suck down gallons of semen on a daily basis.
Michael Price
Okay Yea Forums. I'm going to need your expertise on this huge hurdle in my life. This shit is truly the toughest decision I have to make. STORYTIME.
>be me 2005 >9 years old, love staying at grannies >uncle is super cool, pc games etcc let's me play all night. >uncle manipulates me mentally into raping me >got raped 2 times, no fucking idea how to cope >3rd time, make a plan to get us caught.. succeed >mom catches him in my room one night, 3AM or so >mom freals the fuck out, tells me it's over now. He won't hurt me anymore >never speak about it again >FF I am 17, I am mentally a mess, seek revenge >speak about it with a rivaling fam. Member >shit spreads like wildfire, see my family crumble >rapist uncle marries some farmgirl from 3rd world country and has a lil boy... so for their protection, it doesnt affect his life.
>have a cousin C, always suspected him of being gay >I ask him, he confesses.. I tell him I accept him as he is. >we become very close, he knows my fucked up past. But his behaviour was always weird. Still mentions his name as if nothing happend. >FF I am 19, we are on vaction together, he asks me what I Think of incest. >Tell him it's wrong and it's a weird question.. >later that week he confesses he has been 'raped' too by said pedo uncle. >I am not as shocked bc I had a feeling it was the case >FF i am 21, we live as neighbours in a big city. >nigga shows signs of having a crush on me. >he almost confesses, but doesnt have the balls to do so. >again he speaks of uncle as if they are friends. >what the fuck is going on here???????? >FF 22 now, all these factors mess with my head Now, I think I finally puzzled everything together. He wasn't raped by pedo uncle, but they were just having gay pedo sex.. long after I got raped, then after he married, it stopped.. i fucking hope.. now this cousin C, fantasized having sex with me for years, I feel sick to my stomach, my family is a fucked up gayfest and I don't know how to cope with it.
Christian Thomas
Natural select yourself to not burden others
Isaiah Torres
Totally absurd thread.
Benjamin Foster
Are you not entertained? >threads like these are what Yea Forums is for
Angel Hernandez
>not sucking down gallons of semen >not OP his story checks out
Tyler White
Let me guess: you're shit poor and so are your parents, which is why you still live with them at the ripe old age of 42 as a virgin basement-dweller, and you don't have the money to buy a decent shower faucet.
Daniel Butler
i've got an almost identical problem atm >be me >last year >17 at the time, i'm 22 now >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >OP is still a faggot and literally swallows gallons of semen every single day and it's starting to become a problem >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down i'm really torn as to what to do next Yea Forums please help
