Watch my lettuce, I gotta go do some shit

Watch my lettuce, I gotta go do some shit.

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Sure

Lettuce take care of it

HGNRRRRR

Gallagher and I will watch it

guys?

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Nooooo my precious baby boy

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HELP ME
HOW DO I LETTUCE

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Ok, while I'm heartbroken at the loss of the previous lettuce.. I'm a forgiving and trusting type, I still need someone to keep an eye on my other lettuce while I get some shit done. PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

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not gonna touch it! i swear!

...guys.. i might...

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Didn't stand a chance against iceberg lettuce

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I got you, fam. Let me handle this

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oh shit

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What the fuck guys, what kind of a person just butchers someone else's beautiful lettuces like that? I TRUSTED YOU!

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just dont mind me lil fecker

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This thread... Fuckin hell

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Maybe you're all just racists, maybe you'll be more careful with a difference type of lettuce? I still have a few more things to do before I can pay full attention to them..

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what's going on in here?

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trips and i stuff my ass with OP's lettuce

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Nothing to see here.

Ok all done, Looks like the romaine lettuce survived, a pity really you all did so well up until this point.. maybe the racist baiting was too much? Anyways thank you faggots for chopping and dicing my lettuces, I was in the kitchen fixing up the rest of the ingredients, now to enjoy my salad.

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OP tossed his own salad?
>what a fag

Wow lettcue

Yall mind if i... Steal the lettuce

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