This is an adventure.
Your character is John Smith. His friends call him Stick.
What does Stick to start his adventure?
This is an adventure
Aiden Diaz
Chase Thompson
Stick shoves a 12 foot dildo up his ass so deep it ruptures his internal organs and kills him thus ending the adventure.
Carter Turner
Silly user, you can't just take a 12 foot dildo without paying for it!
You currently have nothing. You're going to need to work up the dough to get the dildo.
Zachary Young
Go to the tavern
Aaron Miller
Ah yes, the tavern. As long as there's an adventure, there's a tavern.
What does Stick do in this tavern?
Justin Diaz
He tries to buy a drink, but since he has no money, he barters.
He painlessly rips off his left arm and tries to sell it in exchange for whiskey
Brandon Thomas
Stick realizes that in choosing to pay to kill himself with a dildo he has become even more of a faggot and needs to commit fully to the lifestyle.
Kayden Brown
One of the benefits of being a stickman is having an ineffective nervous system.
Even if you did feel pain you could always quell it with THE NEWLY ACQUIRED WHISKEY!
9 seconds away from getting your way
gotta be quicker on the draw
Cameron Reed
he suddenly has a psychotic break and ponders the nature of reality and the universe and is stuck in a state of wondering if other people are real
Daniel Evans
Is it real? Is anything in Stick's life real? Does he really have friends? Is his name actually John? Can he see anything besides black and white? Does he really not have that arm anymore? Or is there just a void there now?
How will he ever get out of this madness?
Hudson Thomas
His good friend, Bill "Manstick" Jones helps him through his crisis, calming him down. It's not John's first time like this, and Bill's prepared for it. Together, they bring John back to Earth and everything's fine, despite the tavern owner's weird looks
Oliver Foster
He sticks his hand all the way up his ass, down to the elbow.
Michael Mitchell
Manstick sticks up for Stick, cause Manstick sticks his friend Stick like glue.
You now have two inventories: John / Stick's and Bill / Manstick's. The latter can carry slightly more things because he did not rip off his arm for whiskey.
William Thomas
John asks Bill for money so he can fulfill his lifelong dream of buying that 12 foot dildo. Bill looks at him a little weird but agrees to go with him to the dildo merchant to see what the fuss is about
Benjamin Flores
I am all here for Manstick and Stickman's beautiful friendship
Luke Wood
Always willing to lend a hand (and a dollar), Manstick makes the steep purchase and buys Stick the 12ft dildo he so insatiably craves.
It's certainly massive. The dildo was likely meant for giants, not stickmen. Still, Stick and Manstick now possess the sex toy for their own uses.
Easton Sullivan
Stickman John is deadset on shoving the dildo up his ass, but can't lift it with his one arm. Likewise, he can't climb it (one arm). So, he asks Manstick Bill to help him. Bill goes to help, but suddenly remembers the prophetic vision he had when he was 12 about this exact moment
Justin Young
Bill is a useful man. A handyman. If John really wanted a release, he could've gotten a handy, but no, he wanted 12ft dildo...
No matter. Manstick will help Stick no matter what. But wait, why does he feel deja vu? Something's not right.
That's it! When he was 12, he imagined himself in this very scenario. He buys Stick a dildo made for giants, then he helps him use it, then it attracts the attention of... an actual giant!
Holy shit. Now Stick and Manstick have to deal with this lumbering beast. Whatever will they do?
Jeremiah Murphy
The dildo is actually the giant's detachable penis he lost 63 years ago and offers the duo a reward for finding it for him. Bill and John weigh the pros and cons of this move
Jose Baker
They jerk the giant off until he's more agreeable. Stick decides that the only way they can get this giant to fuck off is to ram his long awaited dildo into the giant's ass to get him to go away.
Tyler Nelson
lmao I posted the first one but this is funny too so OP draw whichever one you want
Jose Brooks
Not since Lincoln and Douglas did a debate so gripping be uttered by two men.
Manstick offers that they could use the reward for greater things. He also mentions that returning the giant's penis is the right thing to do and will make them both (he and the giant) happy.
Stick counters by saying that he really wants the dildo and doesn't want to give it up. He also suggests the idea of killing the giant, but it is evident he has no weapons of his own outside of a full whiskey mug.
The giant, having heard very little of the conversation but feeling the need to speak, mentions that if he gets his penis back, that he'll happily fuck the amputee with his massive schlong.
Alexander Allen
mansticks goes inside the dick
Jason Gomez
Of course, he sounds the giant dick with his body so that Stick won't want it anymore. It makes perfect sense
Colton Rodriguez
when stick boy try to use the computernet
Justin Price
Add it to the lore, Stickman John is technologically illiterate and still uses facebook
Aaron Smith
Okay, so...
Manstick rushes inside the dildo / living dick, which schlorps him inside.
This causes Stick and the giant to be alarmed.
Now impatient, the giant steals back his dick, causing Bill to be cock vored.
Ditto.
Michael Peterson
Bill pokes his head out from the tip of the giant's penis and begins bartering with the giant, rubbing the tip of the penis to make the giant more agreeable. John watches on in awe and drinks exactly one sip from the whiskey
Joseph Morales
Normally having a little man travel up and down your urethra is painful, but Bill's got the magic touch.
Then again, his touch might be a little too magic, for all the giant wants to do now is jerk off. If he does that, then Manstick will likely not survive.
As for Stick, he has sipped exactly sip of whiskey. This makes him 3% drunker but raises his charisma by +0.25 (on a scale of 10).
Tyler Cox
Stick proposes an idea to the giant, "let me try and suck bill out using my ass"
Dominic Peterson
From where Stickman is looking, Manstick's not making any progress on the whole giant thing. So he leaps into action, ripping his friend from the dick as the giant screams in pain. Manstick's like "wtf dude I almost had him" and their friendship is slightly strained but still very very strong (but the giant's pissed)
Thomas Thomas
Strike my answer this one is better
Nathan Long
In order to convince the giant, John needed a charisma skill of 3.25. He already had that, but a 3.5 doesn't hurt.
Moaning, the giant gets on his knees and leans forward, waiting for Stick to suck Bill out of his dick using his ass.
V R O O O O O O O O M ! ! !
It's working! Bill starts to get removed. All is going well, until...
>SPLOOG!
The giant jizzes everywhere. The excitement was too much, too quickly. Gallons and gallons of hot cum spew forth from his cock, tearing poor Manstick to shreds. Stick is bombarded with bits of his friend and giant jizz. He succumbs to drowning.
The giant shakes himself dry and leaves. He feels a little bit of remorse for what he did, so he dampens it taking John's mug of whiskey and using it as a shot glass.
THE END.
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Stats:
(Non-playable) Humans encountered: 2
Creatures encountered: 1
Total characters encountered: 3
Items acquired: 2
Characters operated: 2
Gametime: ~2 hours
Final score: I'm tired and I'm going to bed / 10
Elijah Thompson
MANSTICK NO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO YOU