ITT we are shooting a porno...
ITT we are shooting a porno
i can just imagine you being a camera man on a hypnogas set and accidentally getting a whiff of the musk
you'd gasp in surprise but that would only hasten your demise, as the putrid cloud begins to envelop your feeble mind
>BRAAAPPPPPFtttftt
there we go letting go now, my beautiful thrall, weak before the stench of ages
Can someone give me hand setting up the craft service table?
Blacked.jpg
I AM THE BUKKAKE BOY
I'M GONNA MASTURBATE TONIGHT
BUKKAKE
BUKKAKE KAKE KAKE
mmm chips and dip. nice and crisp and full of stank.
>naked ass steps infront of the camera covering tit reveal
*Porn actress smokes a cigarette off-camera with her boyfriend as you struggle to get it up and the film crew mutter impatiently*
*Girl takes a shit in preparation for her anal scene*
*The sounds and smells drift out to the assorted crew, actors and hangers-on crammed into the cheap hotel room*
*Lead chick shows up visibly wasted*
*Production put on hold as you walk her up and down and force feed her coffee until she's sober enough to talk withour slurring*
*Couple decide to film an amateur video*
"Hey, porn-film camera angles are actually really hard to do!"
*In the finished 'production', all you can see are the husband's hairy ass and his wife's dirty feet*
nice
How'd you reply to your own post with the same post?
KINO
I was here
Well played
Circa 1982
We need another fluffer!
Hey guys we’re gonna get a room tone if you could all be quiet for a sec
Yeah, nice
We've all been here before.
YEEEOOOO WHAT THE FUCK