Whats the best shit youve ever had Yea Forums?
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Whats the best shit youve ever had Yea Forums?
Cooper Lee
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Mason Green
>GF makes me eat 5 burritos
>wont let me shit until she leaves
>2 days
>makes me walk out to the car
>hold it in until she says goodbye
>waddle back inside and relieve myself of some 13 inch coil with blood on the tip
Michael Flores
that brought a tear to my eye
Eli Hill
bump
Oliver Price
>go on no-carb diet
>eat all meat and cheese
>5 days later, I feel a pain, it's coming
>go sit on toilet, pain gets worse
>1.5 hours later, finally shit out something the size of softball
>wipe, wash my ass, immediately start eating vegetables.
Fuck that diet.
Henry Fisher
>Eat Mexican and sandnigger food
>Next morning jump out of bed with a painful urge to shid
>My ass starts squirting liquid shit like those grass squirter things
>Then this huuuuge log pushes itself out of my anus, feels sooo good
>To top it off, I get this fart that lasts for a good 10 seconds straight
>My arse feels like fire
This was the best shit of my life
Daniel Gutierrez
>Be me
>go to movie with friend (ENDGAME)
>eat a large movie popcorn between us
>go to his house
>going to get fucked 2niiiite
>get out of his car, feel a brewing
>nope.jpg
>go inside, super gassy
>pass out on his bed after like 15 mins
>next day, go home
>still brewing
>churning
>2 days pass
>2 FUCKING DAYS
>no shit
>go to bathroom
>light fingering in bath
>Feel one last churn, more violent
>jump up and hop to toilet
>one fucking tiny 3 inch long
>silence
>...
>a gallon of liquid fire shit and corn kernels fly out of my tortured intestines
>lean back when it's all over
I'm still sitting on the toilet in shock. My legs are too weak to stand. Completely relaxed anus, could drive a moon lander thru there.
Jeremiah Cruz
I ate 4 fiber one bars then shit so much the pile touched my ass cheeks.
Isaiah Morales
I once ate a six pack of those and had the best gas all weekend long. Then took a huge shit.
Ayden Moore
This too, shall pass
Adrian Gomez
Shat this on late February
John Myers
Also shat this f like a week before
Luke Martinez
You shit a frog
Parker Parker
First one looks like a frog
Second one looks like an eel
Bro, are you just shitting aquatic animals?
Cameron Myers
>be me
>be just a few minutes ago
>post this
>stomach starts to rumble, could be a fart
>don't trust it
>go to bathroom, sit on toilet
>first crack of ass thunder explodes from my sphincter
>followed by torrential downpour of brown rain
>i can hear it splattering inside the toilet
>second wave of assplosion is then followed by second downpour
>legs go weak
>then just several minutes of hershey squirts
>wipe ass
>toilet is destroyed, clean it with toilet brush
>come here to tell story
>see that this dude is posting pictures
>didn't know it was show and tell time
>wished I had taken pictures to share with class
Christian Allen
Perhaps, i once shat a blue turd as a kid
Alexander Hernandez
Confirmed, you only shit aquatic creatures.
Justin Howard
I once pooped with the force of Satan's hammer coming to cleanse the Philistines.. I was suffering a rather nasty bout of ulcerative colitis and took Imodium in hopes that the red velvet blood shits might stop. They did. They stopped for too long, but finally it came with a great pain I pushed a solid leg of shit through my sphincter. When it passed what felt like a gallon of blood fell like a waterfall from my quivering anus. I actually lay on the floor of my shower just waiting to die til my gf came home and made me get up to go to the doctor. It had truely felt like being stabbed in the stomach.
Logan Barnes
The toilet water was solid red too..
Probably over of the most disturbing things I've ever seen...
Anthony Stewart
I dont have the pic anymore sadly but my shit was so big the high flow toilet could not contain it... HUGE meaty dong in diameter and probably 3 or 4 inches extra sticking up out of the water and it reached past the drain hole.
Nathaniel Long
I love it when someone forces their filthy whore of a toilet to take it all.
Isaiah Torres