Break out of asylum

Captain america dies

Good job user

Sleepaway Camp

>be old man
>wife dies
>fat kid pisses me off for the rest of the movie
>get a dog

Nope

Sleepaway Camp

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>be me
>detective
>old black guy
>some fuckass starts killing people
>fuckass turns himself in?
>ice cream truck
>I headshot the dude
roll credits

Up

Up

Up?,,

>A man and a prolapsed man been best friends for years and years
>Talk bullshit for years and years
>Meets again at a beach

Seven

Of course

Shawshank redemption?

Shawshank redemption

Yep.

>speed.exe

Up

Yeppers

Truck driver fights Chinamen

Yup

Damn, good

>be me
>SWAT officer in shithole asian country
>me and others get trapped in building
>cool, its my brother
>beat the shit out of everyone

>be fox
>feel poor
>go on criminal spree
>nearly kill everyone
>i weigh less than a slice of bread

The raid swat gave it away

This one is too easy

Lmao. Knew it would most likely give it away.

There's another movie similar.
>Slo motion drug

>be me
>I can't speak
>same dude keeps cropping back up, even after he dies
>never see my face
>beat the shit/ kill the shit out of everyone
>EZ
roll credits

Dredd

>almost a motherfucker

Yep

Back to the Future?

Boyhood

Right on

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR.

Back to the Future

Hardcore Henry

Big Trouble in Little Chinktown

Shieeeeeet. Got it.

>got a bug problem
>some spic city gets destroyed
>jagoff dies in a stupid accident
>wet tits
>buddy uses brain to solve the bug problem

Yep.

Arya kills night king

Starship Troopers?

>play piano
>parlez vous francais?
>sculpt ice
>save some kid
>fuck the girl
>long day

tits must have given it away!

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Lmao, no. Spic city getting destroyed.

>dude's got a serious problem
>no one else cares because they're well off
>acting out just means cover-ups
>conformity is key

gattaca? brazil? stepford wives?

>be automobile part
>some shit happens
>everybody is wtf (including you)

Rubber!

Shut the fuck up, jesus. You got a foot fetish you twink bitch?

cha-ching! too easy

>weird sounding bear
>bushes like people
>everything's a rainbow
>you're copying me!
>i saved you, we're evil

>Bitch gets raped
>Cop chases after her
>Ending is both happy and sad

>hooker feels guilty about seducing a freak
>ditches her job
>gets laid for the first time
>dies by fire

Pretty Woman 2?

>alien convict escapes trial
>joins unsuspecting family on earth
>becomes good boy
>space popo come get him
>gets family member instead
>he saves them
>popo let him go cus he's a good boy now

nope
that's a long movie title
also nope

>be us
>we're americans

ET?

Gran Torino

no

Lilo and Stitch

Nope.

Top Gun?

You're a Faggot and Your Clue Sucks?

Ding

nope.
If you've seen the movie, there's no way you wouldn't get it.

>guy 1 sucks guy 2
>but guy 2 can't even
>guy 2 dedicates himself to girl now
>guy 1 doesn't like that
>girl gets rid of guy 1 anyway
>they both gtfo far away
>girl gets killed by some dumb old crazies
>itspaybacktime.jpg
>guy 2 goes home
>holy shit, guy 1 wasn't dead after all

>be kid
>forced to live with gay uncles

damn, what is it?!

Nice trips.

I mean, is it... Us?

Or Ordinary People?

Yes, the Jordan Peele movie.

Is it Team America: World Police?

nope,
got it

>former loli stars

never seen it, but brokeback mountain?

Wrong, iron man dies. Cap just gets old. Also, thanos is now dust

nope!

Fantastic Mr Fox?

Fantastic Mister Fox

>mom gets a job
>dad takes care of the kids
>daughter likes a boy, but he doesn't remember her
>baby is a handful
>being well dressed is important

American Psycho?

Incredibles 2
try harder m8

And Hulk is now intelligent.

Looking for a faggot in the middle of a war

Saving private ryan?

the asshole got it

>I am a Cuban fag
>Don't want to work hard
>Drugs
>Get a whore
>Rich
>Paranoia
>Death

say hello to my little friend

Yep!

Not that poster, but absolutely this, and that twink is cute.

what is it??

based alpha male purple guy accomplishes a life goal and supporting the narrative taught in schools. SJWs get pissed because they think their feelings matter and hold protests world wide.

The Amazing Bulk.

> Vietnam PTSD
> Himsopnia
>fuck it, might as well get a job at night
>work in car
>pretty girl rejects me
> literal prostitute rejects me
>lol wat, might as well go full physcho
> save the prostitute
>end

taxi driver

Yep

>Man made climate change is a myth
>Fuck it's actually real

Yep

sharknado?

pasado mañana

>kingpin's wife hits on him
>dance scene
>guy shot in a car
>get burgers
>snorts heroin

>evil fucker realizes his fucked up plan won't do what he wanted, so he tries to do something even more fucked up

LOL. Bad movies don't count.
Bingo. Though we could do without Spanish

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reservoir dogs

Can't place the name but Natalie Portman is in it

pulp fiction

Pulp fiction

Nope.

>be a little retarded
>good physique
> fight for money
> meet an ugly femanon that can't get anything better than me
>get my big chance
>train as hard as I can with the help of an old Jew
>even beat my meat
>big moment
>shit, this nigger hits hard
> actually win
> end

Nice

>M16 full auto

Rocky, too obvious :(

This is my guess. Burger scene too epic

Rocky

>guy is accused of killing his wife
>it turns out his wife is just a bitch

Rocky 1: Rock hard

Annihilation

Kill Bill

>big move
>weird guy
>zombie cat

Got it

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>Get laid off
>Still like routine
>Series of unfortunate events caused by poorly-managed defensive strategies
>Suicide by cop

>Retarded man gets out of retard hospital
>Fixes mowers
>Retarded man goes back to the retard hospital

Pet Cemetary

>people have a dispute about seating on a train

>old as fuck dude dies
>he was rich and important
>bad person with a newspaper
> says some bullshit before dying

Falling Down

>aliens
>deaf kid
>sacrifice

Lawnmower Man

Yup, it was the last movie I rented at my local video store before it closed down

>It's like The Room
>but much older
>and not boring

Slingblade

NOYCE

Snowpiercer

>dude with headache wakes up
>army guys try raping women
>dude with headache kills them all

Correct.

>suck at huntinh
>ooh money
>why this man keep finding me
>wtf man I found it first
>I broke my arm

defense gave it away

dont breath

It's not a good movie, but it's an interesting one

Semetary

got it

Nope
This one got it.

Sementary

>search for treasure with friends and Asian
>find mentally retarded person living in a cave
>he’s superman

>human race kills themselves because of plants

>gotta stay fast

Nope.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI

M. Night should never have been allowed to make another film

The Goonies, 2ez

>rich man with daddy and mommy issues
>emo and like animals
>honk honk
>were are they!
>gamers rise

pretty much this

already did Speed

either Crank or Sanic the Hedgehog

what is it

Speed

Ready Player One?

Batman

>ugly guy
>gypsy
>predicts future

wrong, 1 thanos from another timeline is dust. the original is just dead.

Birdemic

nope

yes
do you want to fug transporter man?

A quiet place

>train station
>homeless kid
>toy store
>long tiresome homage to an ancient filmmaker

Yep

>build machine
>plot makes no sense afterwards
>roll credits

>get kidnapped by this boomer larping as a hobbit
>fighting worms

KEK
Bad movies don't count.

Forest gump

Shit, I meant that, lol.

look at replied. it was speed

>Get pulled over
>Cop's boots don't disappear for some reason
>Spiral out of control with movie weirdness

Birdemic is gold, fuck you

primer

>be ace pilot
>lead mission with b-17s
>get slapped around by two moms

Forest gump also stays fast tho

ok

>town overrun with infected
>government fucks over the entire world and spreads the infected

Nice! Correct!

>Bigfoot travels through space

Cant rember, but its the kids name and it starts with a R i think

Star Wars?

...

21 days later?

Solo, or any movie with Chewbacca

>intelligent bear annoys everyone

If you think Windows After Dark is gold then fuck you and your mother you fucked.

star wars

>the janitor of a bar and a famous rapper beat the shit out of each other

That one with Paul Rudd

Yeah

>mom's in a mental hospital
>father figure is a bit cold
>run from a cop
>father figure saves the day
>dies, very sad

Ted

Nope not the same

nope

Not what I'm thinking. They lived on a farm.

>banjo
>squeal like a piggy

terminator two

Terminator 2

Shit nigger what was it

>Only one superhero has actual powers.

yep

You're doing it wrong.

Deliverance...too easy.

>be vewy vewy quiet

This is Hugo

>negress causes the world to end by commiting arson

Gone gril

Yogi bear

The Muppets movie from '79...

THERE WE GO IT WAS ON THE TIP OF MY TOUNGE

dont breath
a queit place

>get raped by dad
>have retarded baby
>mom hates me
>wanna fuck my cracker teacher

A quiet place

>old man goes to South America
>fights commies with his bastard son and coworker
>carries a head in his satchel the whole movie

Watchmen

second one is correct

>go on a long trip
>lots of time to look at furniture
>almost killed by an appliance
>turn into a baby

Nice.

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Citizen kane

>Guy finds girl
>Pretends to be a cop
>Gets them both killed

>A faggot helps them defeat Germany
>Still a faggot
>Dies a faggot
>Nobody cares

>5th dimensional beings save the human race with a watch

>if you die in the cistem, you die for real, mwtb;dltr

neo is from space and tries to build an arc but will smith's son has swag so he kills himself instead.

buckaroo banzai

Nice

Matrix?

>Having a big dick is fun for a while.

Matrix

>guy witnesses someone kill someone then himself
>guy almost gets killed by a child

Big

Adrian was a cutie. How dare you

nope

Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=bPFNhqLKsW8

28 days later?
Hugo?
>Drugs
>Stylish mofos
>Facist brainwashing

Something happens. People yell. More things happen. I don't know what else, I fell asleep.

Nope.

#2 yes

Clockwork of course

>28 days later?
We have a winner

>have shit job
>travel a lot
>hymsopnia
> his name was Robert
> you meet me in a weird moment of my life

Boogie Nights

>Anthony Hopkins feeds you your family in a movie that isn't Hannibal.

His name is Tyler durden

>father figure is a bit cold
kekd

Correct!

>a mission gone to shit gets squad brainwashed
>almost assassinated someone

>man gets out of jail
>just wants a cup of coffee
>has to steal some shit
>explosions happen
>finally gets coffee just before credits

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>some dude loses his shit over a dead dog

winner winner

Baba Yaga

>gay criminal does amphetamines and wanks to very old music

>Be asshole
>family has had enough of me
>send me to rehab
>get jumped by mobsters because of more asshole things I did
>Find guy
>rob mob boss
>rob other guy back
>meet fat chick

Titus Andronicus.

John wick

>A bunch of celebrities get killed by forefingers only shitty old music can save the day

We’re explaining movies not your love life

Hooray.

John Wick, ezpz

Clockwork orange

Mars attacks.

I should be so lucky.

Yes.

Destruction 100

Mars Attacks!

>Mars attacks.
Correct!

>weird experience, then jersey turnpike

Groundhog Day

>bad guys lose because of an immune system equivalent of someone with aids

About fucking time

>wtf fpv

War of the Worlds

>Samuel L Jackson isn't the main character but carries the movie anyway

Kingsman

That was quick

Die hard 3: die ever harderer

ultraviolet?

War of the worlds 2004 (Either that or the novel)

They click or they don't

Cap Marvel

Don't you dare!

Is a movie about Turing, enygma code I think

A quiet place?

Pulp Fiction

Yep

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Ironman dies.

Avengers Infinity War

Hardcore Henry?

>the antagonists would've died with or without the main character

Y’all motherfuckers need to not

Resident evil?

>butch chick has maternal feelings
>nice guy wants to blow up everything
>even butcher chick with a big gun
>at the end almost a kiss eww burn it with fire

>Nigger with Mayo girlfriend
>meet cracker parents and friends
>cucks but racist at the same time
>lol wat
>want a tea m8

Git out

xxx

All you motherfuckers should stop speaking in niggabonics. You probably look like Casper anyway

>Cowboys have an extended vacation in a hotel during the winter
>incest

>Some nazi fellow is charming and witty
>jew and nigger had a cinema
>magneto got shot in the balls

Inglorious bastiches

>retard is obsessed with shrimp

The hateful eight

Glourious Bastards.

Forrest Gump

Goosebumps

>some kids get in a closet
> the lion King is there
> fight
>they get out of the closet as the faggots they were at the beginning

Not even close

>businessman wants to ruin a game

Narnia

Lion/Witch/Wardrobe

The Lion and the Witch are in the Closet

Captain Marvel was the particular one I was thinking about. Brie Larson either has no charisma whatsoever or she was just handed the cringiest possible things to say in an attempt to seem like a badass female lead. It's fucking gay.

The Chronicles of Nirvana

Si

>he paid me to kill you, and you pay me to kill him *kill them both*
>carson's money baby
>give me water, lol no
>Let's take down the bridge
>you dig bitch cause I got the gun

>dumbass with superpowers shows up and fucks off only to get bitch slapped at the end

Yeah

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Great Gatsby?

Yes

Tony Stark and Thanos both die in the end

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>guy is retarded
>Becomes smart
>turns retarded again

The Man Who Irons?

Algernon

Lawnmower man

>some big guy with small intellect is made intelligent in the process

>Had the coolest motorcycle
>my friend gets some weird brain cancer
>he is basically god now
>blow him up

bingo