Waifu

waifu

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still here

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they sound like a queer

y so lazy

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I was about to write "gollum free thread so far"
That didn't take long.

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still searching for the ring

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still queer

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I might be a little off in her backstory; but she is defective, and always on the verge of being scrapped. Hence 416's pressure/bullying to keep that from happening.

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they sound like a pretty cool cat
nou

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what?

they might have a pretty cool cat

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You asked why is she so lazy.

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how is she defective, and whats 416?

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nah cats an asshole.

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Guess you'd have to know a little bit about the HK G11 rifle.
It was a good idea, far ahead its time, plagued with issues. The caseless ammo fell apart, and the rifle itself was hard to clean in the field.

You'll probably see 416 in a future image I post. Not sure what they went off for a relation between the two besides they are both H&K.

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nou

why would you waifu a gun

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nou and cat

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I wouldn't be able to give you a reason adequate enough to explain other than; I like the gun, I like the character and her story more.

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is cat hiding on top of the cabinet again

i dont like guns, why is it even a character? is it like a gun anime, or game?

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dyxj~

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yeah and she likes to chill out on top of the water heater

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Game, soon to be anime.

What made you choose donut vampire if you don't mind me asking?

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they're yummy!

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the vampire or the donuts?

on top of water heater sounds dangerous

shes a qt, and i could literally spend eternity with her

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yes

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>shes a qt, and i could literally spend eternity with her

I express the same sentiments about my waifu.

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Thanks for the reminder, I need to finish Shinobu End

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its fine. i think it gets a little warm but she likes that

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but you'll die, and your gun will remain behind, vampires are immortal so i'd never lose shinobu

do it

kitties do like warm, maybe she doesnt like you cause you're cold

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She likes my brother even though he slams her around on beds and stuff. she comes back for more. I am pretty cold tho.

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your brother sounds like a faggot

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i mean the cat fucking loves it for whatever reason

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weird

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I guess I can always bite you and become immortal too, butttttt eternity is a long time. Depending on the state of the world, I might regret living forever.
I'll just have to settle for what time I have left.

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yeah she has trouble balancing too

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you mean have me bite you, but eventually we could leave earth and explore the universe

sounds like kitty caught your fortnite brother's autism

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she was a runt and pretty malnourished when we got her. Was from one of those people that had a billion kittens at once.

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It's the transfer of blood, yeah? It should work in theory if you were unwilling hehe~

If you end up finding an inhabitable planet, let me know or take me with you.

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I'm going to fail calculus! Fuck my life.

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poor kitty

ive only ever heard of it working if you're bitten, cause its not really a medical thing its more of a curse, so it has a very specific way of application

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DO IT FAGGOT

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yeah she is fed all she wants now so she is doing good.

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Huh, I never really looked into what exactly makes a person change. I must be thinking zombies.

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you are an idiot

gud, pet her for me, so u still playin your mobile game?

idk maybe, zombies are sometimes just a disease

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Do it to yourself, faggot.

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Failing calc isn't the end of the world. It's probably better to fail, retake, and actually learn the material than it is to be like me and pass and not actually understand 70% of it.

Were the nipples necessary?

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Tomoko4Life

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nah she is sleeping. ya. was doing the think.

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Dude, it's fucking calculus. Completely worthless subject for 99.9% of computer related jobs. Don't worry about it.

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Do you like that sort of fantasy and stuff? What are your hobbies?

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yes

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...

This.
This is why you smell like fish.

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...

the epic anarchist is replying to himself

Tomoko4Life

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so pet her later

i guess, i like fantasy stuff with magic and monsters and shit, just vidya

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TomokoForLife

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NEVER!

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if i see her when she is screwing about.

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TomokoIsBest

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???

It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story, but the only truth is I wanna fuck her.

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TomokoForLifee

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you wanna fuckin go fam

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we need moar naked waifus

So there's a tomoko army

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we need you to kill yourself

Who ever invented not being naked need to be shot in the fucking face.

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oh snap i've been told. the sting is real

gud

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you're a gross motherfucker. You need to leave /waifu/ alone.

i don't even dare to open that file, all i gotta say is don't lewd Tomoko :(((((

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kill yourself

#DontLewdTomoko

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NOO STOP PLEASE MY EYES

your farts smell of cancer and poo

the fuck is wrong with you?

i'll wrap you in chains yui poster!!!

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keep lewding Tomoko and you're gonna get shot

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he's not even here you braindead retard

niggers are BLACK!

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STOP PLEASE I'M GONNA GO BLEACH MY EYES

sup hows the arm?

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stop this shit, sabernigger

It's not sabernigger. It's yui poster.

This waifu is golden as fuck. Don't bleach your eyes. Embrace the trueness of truth by enveloping those lovely breast in the vision that only human eyes can provide, bro!!!

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i'd like to be enveloping those lovely breasts in my cum

NONONO I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT LEWD TOMOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

yus yus it is

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I'M CRYIG PLEASE STOPPPPP

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whatever you say pal

What the fuck is your problem?

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i want to drive my penis to the hilt into tomoko's pussy, feel my ballsack tighten, and then experience the sweet release of ejaculation inside her steaming hot velvety snatch

duuuude, I'm high as fuuuuuck.

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we going to jail weebfags

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>waifu
>pedo weeb image
Yeah ok, whatever you say Dan Schneider

Ask the samefag

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please i', actucally crying stop

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Hello
Which arm

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don't cry user. girls like fucking, too. she'd like it

repent

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both, stick 'em all the way up there and give 'em a twist, yo.

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the throwing one

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Komi~! Hiya!

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What
It is sore

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no, really?

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I was falsely accused of groping a girl. Caused a row amongst the students but the headmaster already knew that the girl was a liar and a troublemaker.

lewds yuno and noone cares

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you should grope her for realz then

ah exercising hard?

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hellz yeah!

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Tomoko4Life

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Hello
How are you
Yes
I'm trying

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the epic anarchist is literally throwing shot at himself

shit

that's pretty wholesome damn

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weird tits put on shirt.
keep going and the results will come!

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Hmm, I was fine a minute ago then my stomach dropped for no reason. Guess it's anxiety. :/

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tits make the world go 'round, yo.

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I'm really god damn tired but I don't want to sleep yet. How do I stay awake?

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wait wha, why am i getting flipped off :(( did i do something wrong?

Take some speed

I'm about a week in so it's all soreness now
Anxiety is gay

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Not enough boobie pics!

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Hmmm maybe a hot shower?

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Ugh it really is. I'm literally fine, just listening to music and watching tv with my word-processor open and I get a twitch in my chest which sets off a shit-storm of stomach drops, rooms spins and cold sweats.

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I'm not going to lie I'm drunk as shit.

I don't take night showers usually
My breathing used to be messed up from it
I couldn't take a full deep breath for months
Me too

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How does shit get drunk?

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i don't have any boobie pics, i made a promise to Tomoko that i would never save lewd pics of her, and even if i hadn't made that promise i still wouldn't have boobie pics.

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Tomoko likes her boobies. She wants people to see here boobies. Why do you think she wouldn't want you to see your boobies?

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i find it to be very good for my sore feet and arms usually

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Do the dew

sipp

I-is she getting r-raped?

hugged.

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tomoko has both a penis and a vagina.

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Thank you for the advice
I'll see if that helps tomorrow

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It's definitely something you only understand once you experience it. Mine is usually accompanied with vertigo.
Last time, rather recently, it took me 3 months to recover. I'm hoping it's just a fluke.

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false
mhm hope it does!

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i just don't wanna have lewd pics of my Waifu

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I've never experienced vertigo
What's that like
How are you

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It's like having sex without a helmet. Not very safe.

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Another one

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it's just like a personal preference i guess (same guy btw)

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING PUPILS?

im having a nice unproductive day. i also have drinks!

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How do you mean

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If you've ever been on a boat and felt the rocking sensation when you've returned to solid land, mine is the 'rockies' type. It feels like I'm being nudged in all directions no matter what I do.

I'd say it would make a good weapon for the military if they figure out a way to weaponize it. Makes it incredibly hard to sleep/function.

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What does that mean
What kind of drinks

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pretty much exactly this

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ur drunk go home

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ones that get you drunk!

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bull urine?

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That sounds really uncomfortable
Oh
Being drunk is nice

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It's not any better than someone pushing you as if to intentionally be annoying.
It's died down a bit, hopefully it stays that way.

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agreed. lets get drunk!

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Tomoko4Life

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ima hsut almost blakc out drunk. gofd inight

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I hope so too
Breast
I'm already there

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sleep tight.
gib some

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How would I do that

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whelp looks like the thread is starting to die. this my last post and i'm heading out, cya guys next waifu thread

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Please, beat me

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stay safe and comfy, Madocute

how do your posts continuously get worse

OH! and another thing, it's a reminder TO NOT LEWD TOMOKO!!!

uh im not sure
*hugs the cute mado*

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a

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You too..
*hugs*

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thanks mado

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Waifu discord : upAhMV

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