My faggot roommates invited like 10 people over and are blasting shitty music right outside my door while I'm trying to study for my finals tomorrow.
I move out in 5 days, how should I fuck with them Yea Forums?
My faggot roommates invited like 10 people over and are blasting shitty music right outside my door while I'm trying to study for my finals tomorrow.
I move out in 5 days, how should I fuck with them Yea Forums?
you should rape and murder a jewish woman
I would but there's really only niggers around here
Take a shit and put it in the air conditioner or microwave or a ceiling panel
There's a vent I can access in the living room. I've considered leaving some raw fish or eggs in it. Wouldn't mind shitting in it either. It's a possibility.
Shoot all of them and leave a note saying "y'all should have shut the fuck up y'all".
>Roommates having a fun and fulfilling social life
>Want to lash out against them for not neglecting said social life
No OP, you are the faggot
Do it
Shit in the shower head.
> buy nigga
> rape it
> get aids
> rape roommate
> roommate gets aids
> tell him he has aids
> tell him its just a prank
> profit
I would agree with you except for the fact that I party with other groups of people on weekends. I have to be up at 9 tomorrow, I'm not getting blasted drunk before a final, you're retarded.
Trips and I'll shit in something they own.
you could try gettin ear plugs
go to the library you faggot and let them all fail
I've tried ear plugs and noise cancelling headphones. Problem is that the apartment is all concrete and GWB. Too much echo.
Sure, I can go to the library to study but I can't sleep there. I heard them say that they're planning on partying all night.
Grab the nearest phallic object and begin pleasuring yourself
...with the door open.
Lace their drinks with cyanide
>where do I get cyanide
Chem stock room duhhh
youre going to fail your final anyway, you autist fucktard
go and join em
You ain't wrong
you have a roommate you poorfag
go and fail exam already and think of why you weren't invited
Burst out of your room naked with a raging boner and scream "IM GOIMG TO SEX RAPE YOU" then jump out the window and into oncoming traffic.
Call the police and file a noise complaint lmao
beta spotted
>melt communal butter
>shit in butter
>give butter time to solidify
Hopefully your shit is heavy and goes mid to deep bowl
Trust me
Walk out there naked with a hard on and shit on the table. Then start ranting about minorities
Grab a Loudspeaker and spoil Avengers Endgame
It's Tuesday you autistic faggot. Only complete loser NEETs and unemployed alcoholics would think being loud on a Tuesday was anything short of childish
OP cum in his shampoo
hey mike or joe
When your roommates are going to sleep blast your music right outside their door whilst yelling something about revenge and how they should've thought twice about their actions.
Cum in the lotion is better. Also, piss in the laundry soap.
This isn't /pol/
Shit in shoe
This seems to be the easiest way to go. I just want them to find out about it. Knowing they used my jizz for shampoo would be great, but it's not funny enough if they don't know
this also pls shit in the microwave and turn it on for a few hours also in the oven
incel located
I'm not Mike or Joe. Good effort though.
cum in his shampoo,lotion etc
piss in the laundry soap
take a shit in the washmashine and microwave
flush all his personal stuff down the toilet
No, you my good sir is the faggot.
Idea not involving body fluids/solids. Superglue personal belongings to the wall/ceiling.
Trip the breakers, stupid. And padlock the cover.
Big cums on their tum tums
Pee on their beds
Call the cops and say the neighbors are making a lot of noise and give them your apartment number
Do it
Blast louder shittier music, forget studying this is fucking war
Dead animal in the vents. Put another one in more accessible location to throw them off for bonus points.
kill yourself then you wont have worry about the noise or the finals
OP how about you finally man up and talk to your roommate face to face. You will never grow if you do something behind his back and cower in your room