You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

I love americans.

I've never fucked my cousin

I have a prime mininster and im pretty sure hes a homosexual

i have never sucked a dick

I've never seen a gun in public on a civilian.

technically we are all cousins

my country has lost wars to other countries rather than rice farmers

Ich kann Deutsch reden.

We really are progressive. Our Prime Minister is both a minority and a homosexual.

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alles gut?

I love you

My wife's boyfriend is a refugee, we're really progressive over here

No soy gringo ay caramba

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I am not American

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I believe that soccer is actually a sport, even though it doesn't take any athletic talent.

I always enjoy the resentment, bitterness and lets face it, jealousy expressed in these threads.

my favourite colour is blue

Yeah hes a faggot

I am never afraid of being shot

it should be white nigger

Alles gut mein Kerl. Ich habe eben ein bisschen zu viel zu trinken gehabt.

you lack honour

blue is the colour of the sea, and the sea scares the muzzies

hurensohn

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I don't post pics of overhyped cunts.

fuck niggers

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lutsch mir am arsch

why is everyone so jealous

Gib monei or I report u

Pau no cu do nando moura

Every country is obsessed with us

lad what the fuck are ye sayin

i have do not have freedom of speech.

I cheer leaf's and drink Rye.

And think our prime Minister is a joke.

I'm sorry

I've been mugged twice.

Maith ar fád fear.

And they’re all in denial about it too

But I am an American. Not proud. It's the worst nationality except for all the others.

america is a continent

Sorry eh

I don’t eat McDonald’s

Hamburger

I pay for things with cash.

Easy

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i dont have type 2

I like eating bananas cause im an island monkey

No, it's not. North America is one, South America is 2. Areas include central America and the fucking USA, America for convenience

Obama is cool

colour

Why would i want to? America is the best.

he's a faggot

Texas born and Texas bred and when I'm gone I'll be Texas dead.

I'm not an American. Canadian eh?

I fucking breathe and eat muslim and african cock

All I can do is obsess about the US all day.

You haven't fucked anybody.