I have a wife

I have a wife.
Ask me anything.

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Does it clean, cook and suck out cummies?

Yes

Have you fucked her sister or mother?
Have you shared her with your brother? At least shown her pics to him?

no, no, no, no.

What are the downsides?

We don't fuck as often as I'd like, and she isn't into being shared with my friends.

Let's see her shitter, faggot.

>I have a wife.
>Ask me anything.

Why did you marry a land whale?

Sharpie up the pooper?