I have a wife

I have a wife.
Ask me anything.

Attached: 1.jpg (377x685, 40K)

Does it clean, cook and suck out cummies?

Yes

Have you fucked her sister or mother?
Have you shared her with your brother? At least shown her pics to him?

no, no, no, no.

What are the downsides?

We don't fuck as often as I'd like, and she isn't into being shared with my friends.

Let's see her shitter, faggot.

>I have a wife.
>Ask me anything.

Why did you marry a land whale?

Sharpie up the pooper?

Never been into anuses, so this is about as close as I have
Did I?

Attached: 2.jpg (491x418, 18K)

dont post her here if you really love her

Would you be willing to take advice from old guys?

not a question.

oops
sure!

Post her nudes and get it over with.

Also so what? I’ve been married 11 years now with two kids. Brag when you make a decade cunt.

Grats on the brats

What do you want?

Tits user, start with tits.

That's an easy one!

Attached: 3.jpg (700x662, 58K)

35 years and counting.

Keep taking those photos and videos for your private stash. You're going to want them in a few years.

Her body will change from "girl bod" to "mom bod" when she has a child, and it'll never change back. Not saying that "mom bod" is a bad thing, just that it's a one way door.

Her firm tits, tight abs, smooth ass, and pink nipples will be a thing of the past. Capture them now and enjoy the beauty of youth.

Get her naked outside.

If one of the two of you steps outside your marriage, don't fret it. Use that as an inflection point to open up your boundaries a little bit. "Monogamish" is a fine way to treat a union.

Keep some private time to yourself, and let her do the same. If you like going to a club or a bar alone from time to time, or out with the guys, figure out what she wants to keep the scales balanced.

Looks like she's got a nice body. Please continue. I'd like to see more.

r u aware that ur actually gay?

ok not sure if hot
post moar so we can decide

nice tits. Love the Elbows Up! pose.
Of course, an uncropped pic would be nicer.

Feet feet feet!

I'd take monogamish if she would, but she's jealous af.
yes
k
What do you mean uncropped? You've got a full view

Attached: 4.jpg (321x371, 30K)

5. ? you're being quite methodical with this set of photos.

I've never understood the foot fetish so sorry I don't have anything better for you

Attached: 5.jpg (656x673, 45K)

How do you keep calm and not beat her to death everyday?

Ahhhh. Outdoor flash! Fuck. She's really pale. Enjoyable treat though.

Shaved or muff?

it's tough, but then I think about how fucking her corpse would only be good for a few days
I rename them for the post

Did you take and vid? Would be a treat to listen to her cum.

Not op, but it’s illegal to beat one’s wife in the West. It’s crossed my mind with my partner, but ya know, illegal.

Usually unshaved, but not always

Attached: 6.jpg (901x531, 46K)

No fucking vids, and none that I'll be posting

Attached: 7.jpg (456x480, 19K)

How old was she when you took the first nude photo? Care to share that one with us?

I like that thought!
Unfortunately the oldest photos (20) are lost to the hdd kraken.

This is probably the oldest surviving (21)

Attached: 8.jpg (447x829, 47K)

love the wedding pic, do you ever jerk off thinking about men abusing and using your wife?

How many other cocks have been inside her?

yes. all. the. time.

favorite current fantasy is that our receiving line at our wedding was her on her back and guests were welcome to do whatever they wished while her bridesmaids blew me

inside her? no idea
inside her pussy? 5 consensual ones

And what did you learn from that hard drive failure?

That you need offline fire storage of ALL of your intimate content. Either that, or a trusted buddy. Let me know if I can help, OK?

Nice pic. Love her tiny nipples.

I learned cloud storage

I've never considered her nips to be tiny, you really think so?

Attached: 9.jpg (948x504, 52K)

How would you feel if you came home some night and she already had cumbreath?

If we'd discussed it beforehand? Probably conflicted and turned on as hell.
If I were participating? No problem.
If we hadn't discussed it? Beyond pissed

How big is her penis?

Attached: peggen.jpg (256x192, 5K)

Her biggest dildo is an 8 or 9 incher I think?
It's a bit too much most days

That's not a real woman, real women have testicles and a penis!
You've been had, hope you kept the receipt.

Attached: tranysurp.jpg (625x412, 73K)

My bad. I'll see about trading her (it?) in.

Attached: 10.jpg (972x817, 95K)

love the fantasy, wedding pic gets me hotter than the rest

Yeah, brides are hot.

Is it weird that the fantasy starts with family (as all good receiving lines do)?

Attached: 11.jpg (780x543, 43K)

incest is hot, just think of her brothers and father having a turn then her mom

Yeah, I could see her to brothers playfully wrestling to get to her first. Then my three brothers would have a go. After that, her father would get over his inhibitions and fuck her while her mom eggs him on and caresses and kisses her daughter...

Attached: 12.jpg (1778x704, 142K)

do you enjoy knowing you cant touch another vagina under penalty of lifelong shame and financial demise?

nope

any chance the wedding party unblurred?

nope

shame, love to join in that family orgy and rape all the bridesmaids too