Story time of how I almost shit bricks in highschool
>be me, 2005, 18 years old and senior year of highschool
>be in my 6th hour class
>random girl I've never seen before is constantly walking in class and talking me
>cuteie3.14
>one day she comes in with a smoothie from a local restaurant down the road
>jokingly say we should go sometime
>"sure user! I'd love to"
>fuckyea.jpg
>wait till next week to take her
>come into class one day and ask if she's ready
>"I've been ready"
>fuck yeah smoothie time
>drive her to restaurant, order two smoothies
>it's a hot day in may so we eat in my air conditioned car
>she says we can to back to her place to chill since her parents aren't home
>sounds dopemalope
>go to her place, she takes her smoothie but I accidentally leave mine in the car, didn't care cause I figured I wouldn't be staying long
>sit down and watch some TV, she's right next to me
>puts her leg on my lap
>ohhhhhhIgetitnow
>make the move and kiss her
>end up fucking right there on her couch
>God damn she had nice ass
>she's loving it and making all the right noises
>after a bit she tells me to follow her
>go upstairs to her room
>we fuck on her bed
>go another hour on that bed, the headboard was about ready to crash through the wall
>we go for 3 rounds, it's amazing
>suddenly a mechanical noise fills the house
>"fuck, my mom is home"
>she leaps off and I start panicking
>"FUCK my MOM is home! Fuck fuck, user get changed, quickly! You need to leave!"
>putting everything on as fast as I can
>luckily I brought everything from downstairs up
>her mom enters, and calls out to her from downstairs
>"stacy? Who's here?"
>"uh, a friend from school mom!"
>she heads down in shorts and a shirt
>I'm just standing there considering each and every option
>nervous as fuck
>jump out window? No, too dangerous
>sprint out door? No because I'll look weird and she's literally at the base of the stairs
>rape her mom? No, too direct
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Story time of how I almost shit bricks in highschool
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The ole switcharoo and you fuck her dad?
yess moar please
Yea Forumsruh... continue please.
Had a genuine laugh to this! Thanks user!
well...i would have rather get trolled with the "fucked her dad" than to have op not finish this
Continue the story faggot
Sorry guys, forgot I made the thread
>they continue yelling downstairs, mom demanding I come down
>I come down nervous as fuck
>legs literally shaking
>she sees me and makes the dirties face possible
>"so...what's YOUR name?"
>"a-user, ma'am"
>trying really fucking hard to not reveal how nervous I am
>stacy is yelling
>"Mom I promise, we didn't do anything!"
>it was super obvious we've done everything
>she hard an obvious hickey, our hair was messy, we reeked of sex and my shirt was backwards
>mom looks at me
>"nice to meet you user. Now get out"
>don'tgottasayittwice
>fuckin beandip outta there
>go to my car, my smoothies melted
>goddammit
>head home, forget about it
>couldn't text her since I never got her #
>next day at school
>everything's pretty normal
>go to 6th hour
>wondering where stacy is, planning on asking her if she's ok and apologize
>get called down to office
>two police officers were in there
>fuckfuckfuck
>they tell me to sit down, and listen
>everything you say can and will be held against you
>I'm telling you guys that fucking sentance is a whole lot heavier when it's said in a serious setting. I still remember how he said it
>basically told me my rights, and that stacy from yesterday told her parents I barged into the house uninvited and sexually assaulted her
>jaw fucking drops
>that bitch.
>take a deep breath
>try to look at things from her perspective but not so much I turn into a cuck
>officer tells me to tell him my side of the story, says honestly is key
>nervous and shaking with every word, but here we go
>tell him everything. From the first day we met to the smoothie to the encounter with her mom
>scribbling into his lil notepad
>after I'm done, he asks me if I knew how old the girl was
>nopeneverasked
>"she was 15, user"
>ok, well I'm officially fucked. Fucked by default. Fucked fucked fucked. There goes my future
>cop stops me from just completely losing my fucking mind
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continue plox
I'm really sorry guys but it'll be a long ass time before I respond back. Gotta some stuff to do, take care y'all sorry to leave on a cliffhanger
Why haven't you pre typed it?
moar pls :Dddddd
>Doesn't know the age of girls in his school
>Doesn't know the grades of girls in his school
Tho, I'm sure you're safe because of most Romeo and Juliet laws. Not from the sexual assault. But the age difference.
Should have hid and have her distract her mom by saying she was masturbating or something
pls continue user
Ultimate troll job.
Keep this thread alive everyone!
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Get back here OP
Bump MOAR!
Double bump OP dont be a faggot
OP samefagging on his own post
It's been an hour, he's not telling the rest.
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Come on op
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:(
>air conditioned car
>2005
yeah right
My 01 has air-conditioning bud what 3rd world shit hole are you in?
/thread :(