So in all honesty, how would one go about fucking their dog...

it completely removes the vagina and uterus.

If you have a giant breed, like an Old English Sheepdog or Great Dane, you can just wait until they come into heat and a couple of weeks into it you can get it in. If you do, keep fucking her every couple of days at least to keep it open. If you have a smaller breed, like a Lab or Golden, you have to wait until they have some puppies. That stretches them out enough. Don't fuck her for a month after she gives birth so she does not get an infection. Have fun! Most bitches love it.

How about the asshole?

story?

Shes pretty much a mix between medium and large. She was fixed tho i believe.

If your dog is stretched enough to fuck, you can get it fixed and then keep on fucking it. They remove the uterus and ovaries, but not the vagina, and the vagina is quite long.
If she is fixed as a puppy, or before having puppies, her vulva will be too small to fuck and without those hormones it will never get bigger.
But most bitches don't mind being fucked in the ass. Dog shit dick, though, so pussy is better if you can manage it.

You should seriously consider suicide. I genuinely mean that.

The amount of replies this shit has disgusts me, but then again this is a website full of pedo weebs and degenerates; a community of losers that can't get laid the natural way.

uh. dude, shes MY dog. I gave her a home, feed her, bathe her, love her tremendously and because of that bond ive created with her i want to share those feelings of happiness and joy she has brought me.

Lube up lots of fingering enjoy heat helps get it started!
I have been with my bitch for a long time and she's stretched out enough I can put her missionary and just pound her out basically on the fly it's great. As for them humping back they absolutely will if you ensure your focused on making sure she loves it.

Dude.
Don't fuck your dog.
Come on, be a better human being than that.

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Why the fuck americans multilate they little dogs/puppies?

And there people here mad about someone wanting cum on they, but are the first to cut off puppies organs out.

What's wrong user, can't speak to women?

Holy shit an actual realistic reply. Thanks bro, many fucking thanks to you. Tell me more about your experience with it!

share those feelings by petting not raping

Huh? No I've got a girlfriend, shes great and I love her to pieces. Just wanna try something out my precious pup.

That´s sicko ... i wanna try though

Not rape if liked

>Huh? No I've got a girlfriend
Sure you do champ.

Same, you got a dog?

Be happy to share feel free to ask away

How come you seem to pound your dogs raw. Don't they have all kids of different bacteria in them? Seem just gross.

You're.. On Yea Forums.

>I gave her a home, feed her, bathe her, love her tremendously and because of that bond ive created with her i want to share those feelings of happiness and joy she has brought me.

Couldn't you just buy her a dog toy or take her to the beach and play frisbee with her?

yep is a bullmastiff

Just because someone has a fetish doesn’t automatically make them as beta as you, sport.
Just fucking weird.lol

Well considering the question I was asked was "have I fucked my dog in heat" and being fixed means they can't go in heat, the asshole doesn't matter. The answer would still be no.

Sweet, dude id give you a hug if i could. So what kind of dog is she? Have you done anal with her and if so how is it? Sounds silly to ask but has she ever kissed you in missionary or gripped you? Does she moan or pant heavily? Does she ever come after you and gives a sign saying she wants to fuck?

Zoophilia is not a fetish, is a mental disorder, champ.

You can play frisbee with my dick. I’ll throw it in your mouth and you spit it back out.

Usually its fun gentle love making still sometimes I will pound her into the bed like the little furslut she acts like haha. As for germs or whatever else it's actually pretty clean if you keep it clean. Don't fuck strangers dogs or strays or anything you sick fucks.

Literally do it all the time. Just wanna do this now.

Male or Female?

fucking Yea Forums

Massive pet overpopulation. Domesticated cats left abandoned and turned feral have decimated bird populations. Don't know why dogs though, but I imagine if cats could do so much then abandoned feral dog packs could be worse.

Just like homosex, or analsex, but whatever

And homosexuality and bisexuality were considered as such at some point, although gradually starting to lose their stigma.
Play judge all you want, bud, it’s not like your opinion will change anything.
Sure didn’t stop the queers.
Lmao

female

Homophobia is terrible not new and exciting or something

Gonna try something?

i dunno she´s a bitter

>not keeping your dog inside
>not taking care of your own pet
There is no reason to do it on a dog. If you can't hold it, you should not have it.

>cat
Cat owners should be the ones to be fixed.

Dog packs are terrible. Grew up in Rural WI here and they just kill remorselessly. Coyotes, sheep, deer. They're worse than the wolves ever were. Fuck am i glad im out of there.
But yeah, there is literally as many dogs and cats that are pets as there are humans, if not more so and that doesnt count ferals

She's a chocolate lab! We do anal rarely she's a little defensive of her tailhole lol. Whenever we're in missionary she'll lick my face and such doggy kisses ya know. Whenever I make sure to hit all her little feel good spot her legs can absolutely "pull me in" but that's up to interpretation I guess. As for coming onto me surprisingly yes it happens only during her heat thought typically but she'll rub her back side against me and keep her tail raised facing back. She'll always hump back if she's "asking for it"

Not a good idea.

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Are you actually using the old argument used by pedophiles and other mentally ill people?
I'll give the same explanation then; homosexuality can account for us to 8% on some animal species, the APA pushed the normalization of homosexuality based on evidence found in nature; there is no such thing as animals having inter-species intercourse save for some insignificant occasion nobody can take into account due to the lack of consistency.

Homosexuality was proved natural, zoophilia is not, same as pedophilia.

Simple, load a gun, put it in your mouth and press that little trigger real hard

That's incredibly adorable :') Tell me more random stuff about it plz. Just actually hearing about it from someone gets me more into the idea of doing it.

>Can't English
I'm not surprised

someone is getting wet >:/

Ooh, Kinky ;)

Not everyone does though which is why, afaik anyways, a lot of places have mandatory spay and neuter laws. It's shit and an obvious blanket rule that punishes good owners to stop bad ones but there are always ways to be allowed to not have to do it (like breeding licenses and whatnot)

Im about to expose all of you.

Go ahead bestiality is completely legal in 2 states, and I live in one of them.

Have you played the new Mortal Kombat?

for one T... chill bro

>homosexuality based on evidence found in nature
So Canibalism, incest and Pedophilia is also natural and should be encouraged, right?
All animals and insects do it, so its ok, right?

Thats what you said, most creatures give a batshit about fucking they simblings, or younger beings, so its ok right?

Gay is are trully a mental disorder.
This post: prove it

One tid bit of helpful info is about vet visits they can absolutely Tell of you're enjoying your pup to much so try to leave her completely untouched for a few weeks before a trip. Also if you're super active like myself her little cookie is absolutely going to get noticeable worn out so keep that in mind.

You missed the point.
I could care less if someone wants to have intercourse with their dog, I’m merely pointing out the fact that your angry rhetoric and statistical facts will do absolutely nothing to stop the very thing that’s making you so butthurt because people do what they want anyways.
But champion away, I’ll root for you too.

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Dolphins kill and masturbate with fish so that's natural. Who wants to join my animal corpse orgy?

Couldnt i just say another random male did it when she "sneaks out"?

>So Canibalism, incest and Pedophilia is also natural and should be encouraged, right?
Are you fucking retarded? I specifically said there is no such thing as consistent instances of pedophilia, incest and inter-species intercourse in nature, numbers are insignificant, unique (one instance) and have an abusive nature.

The 8% of giraffes that maintain a long.term homosexual relationship are the opposite of this, thus the APA recognized it as natural.

If you can't read fucking go away

Nigga have you seen dog dick? I'm pretty sure trained professionals can tell if your pupper has taken dog dick or human dick.

I mean perhaps? But that's just an unnecessary risk also I like cumming inside and that's something you can't lie about.

That's fine, no one will stop a pederast by being angry, I'm just pointing out you're as mentally ill as one.

This too the knot can do a real number on the entrance but the tip is incredibly thin compared to ours. Just don't risk it

Some are bigger than human dicks tho dude.

Ah another retard thread

But you are ok with right number of incest since all mamals and insects do it, right? Spidesr and scorpions eat they own eggs/childs so its ok to kill babies for food, right? Dolphins also are know for killing and rapping another species for fun, we should do it too right?

Like i said, you are GAY and AUTISM.
Gay = Mental Disorder

This is the worst kind of arguments using stats against morals. no one doesn't give a fuck about this and frankly you're wasting time here arguing yet will nerver persuade anyone. You're on Yea Forums for fuck sake just let them be.

Yeah but we're advising under the assumption they have a mid size breed.

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What I'm getting at is the knot though. You can tell your vet it was another dog all you want but they'll realize that there is no extra stretching at the entrance so whatever dick went in your dog wasn't a dogs dick.

No they just remove the uterus in most cases, I've personally witnessed a dog and cat being spayed (My uncle was a veterinary surgeon)

>But you are ok with right number of incest since all mamals and insects do it, right?
If the % was high enough and it was long term and it had not an abusive nature, yes, but of it's not so your'e just repeating your absolutely idiotic rhetoric because you probably don't know how to read.

>This is the worst kind of arguments using stats against morals
That's what we get when the morals are put into question, i.e. A pederast claims his 10 year old daughter enjoyed having sex with him, not only do we have to point out the obvious, we have to elaborate with statistics so no one becomes delusional with their ideas.

Objectivity is always right.

You loser screw ups are literally going to invent a new std by fucking dogs.
I honestly hope your dicks fall off

Again, no one fucking cares.

Well chinks got aids from chimps so wouldn't be the first time.

Guess gotta stay sharp user

If your dog was fixed as puppy (never went through puberty) trying to fuck your dog can only hurt them. If you try to force them (they wont have the equipment or the desire) youll only end up having to explain to your vet why your dog is bleeding out from their vagina.

>animals do something i like
"WOWW ITS SHOULD BE FORCED INTO SOCIETY
>animal do something i don't like
>"REEEE WE DONT DO IT, I DENNY IT, MOOOOMMMM user IS BEING MEAN TO MY GAYNESS"

Fuck. Gay is Autism and you can't denny it.

Gonnorhea came from cattle and siphilis from sheep. Fucking dogs is not only degenerate it will most likely cause disease

Don’t bother. He’s on a crusade.
As far as his brain is concerned, he wins because the facts are ever so absolute.
Put the fact that sad feelings and morality will never play a role in changing the things that bother him into a percentage and maybe it’ll break through that god-complex.lol
But unlike the rest of you incels, I have other things to fuck, besides dogs.
Laterrrrrr negros.

I want to brutally rape 12-year-old sasuke while he cries and screams for me to stop.

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And again, a pederast doesn't care you hate him; I'm just pointing out you're mentally ill, deflection tells me you already know, so I'm just rubbing it.

>"WOWW ITS SHOULD BE FORCED INTO SOCIETY
Something that is appearing naturally in human behavior and was proved natural in the animal kingdom? It deserves to be naturalized.
Whatever is happening afterwards is liable to be escalated, thanks to degenerates like you. The APA proved homosexuality to be natural, but the Q part of the LGBTQ was a mistake, and the gay community is starting to notice.

The Q includes zoophilic mentally ill people like yourself, by the way.

>As far as his brain is concerned, he wins because the facts are ever so absolute.
Nope, I win because you can't prove zoophilia is natural.

Confirming this with the material I've read

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This is fucked up. If you go through with this, you are no different than any other animal abuser. A human piece of trash.

>The Q includes zoophilic mentally ill people like yourself, by the way.
Congrats you zoophilic losers, you're part of the rainbow.

Sure thing hackerman

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Degenerates like you should be castrated with a glowing red hot iron and then given to spics

break up witcho gf

Yeah yeah

Cus im booored

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neither is the internet so whats your point?

You truly make me sick, please commit suicide

We don’t want him.lol
You keep him, cracker.

My dudes, if you hate feralnigger and want this degenerate thread to burn, post some loli/shota and watch feralfag scream like the bitch he is

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I'm not going to insult your intelligence by suggesting you're being serious with that phrase

Just a quick one for anyone with allergies, this *can* actually kill you.
thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

I'm a feral nigger though and I love loli/shota here's a loli preggo with puppies

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Hey Gonzalo, be careful not to be flayed alive on your way to your dad's funeral tonight

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>10seconds of Dolphin rape on google
>300000000 results
>"Dolphins are, as Business Insider's Jennifer Welsh put it in one of the greatest headlines of all time, "dangerous animals that could rape you and kill your baby." That's a little unfair; the evidence that dolphins have tried to rape humans is not very compelling. But basically every other awful thing you can imagine a dolphin doing, they've done. "Gangs of male dolphins may isolate a female, slap her around with their tails, and forcibly copulate with her for weeks," The Straight Dope's Cecil Adams notes. Dolphin specialist Justin Gregg disputes that this counts as rape, but even he notes some horrific elements of coercion in dolphin sexuality: "Dolphins might use other tactics to persuade a female to mate with them, including committing infanticide (ie, killing calves) so that the females will come into estrus and be more receptive."

>""Dolphins might use other tactics to persuade a female to mate with them, including committing infanticide (ie, killing calves) so that the females will come into estrus and be more receptive.""

Acording to this user. Rape and babykilling are ok because nature do it and should be encouraged.

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I know you are, but what am I?
>inb4 mentally ill pederast

please stop fucking dogs. just like kids they dont enjoy it and its wrong.

almost most dogs are under 16 so you are fucking up twice

Are you saying people don't already just casually kill children to put females back in the mood to breed? Shit my life is a lie then I've been doing it for years cuz I thought everyone did it.

Im talking about OP. OP hates anything with kids in it because he hates babies almost as much as he hates animals

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I’ll try not to, but my dad is chilling in New York somewhere so I’m not really in the mood for a flight. Plus, Malibu is chill, and it’s a nice night to stay in my condo and just appreciate my life.

So the pit that keeps sticking his face between my legs and tries to mount me when I'm bent over wouldn't enjoy it if I let him fuck me? I'm that doesn't seem like the case here.

MFW a bestiality thread is actually a get thread in disguise.

Also, everyone knows that the only acceptable bestiality is girls getting fucked by dogs, you losers.

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i bet you think sex will make a girl love you fgt, just because you own a dog doesn't mean you get to fuck her that's nearly rape

Male animals love sex but you really cant tell if female animals do so its only wrong to fuck the lady dawgs.

Also, fix your dog.

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Flim it

Flam it

Kill yourself

To all those saying rape. My dog hasn't said no a single time.

Bop it.

i am talking about morons like OP who want to or are sexually abusing dogs, and are trying to justify it by lying to themselves about the dogs enjoying it

She's also a dog... you're trying to justify fucking a dog...please kill yourself, the world genuinely doesn't need you in it.

this man just defended incest and child rape but being gay is where we cross the line? lol fucking /b

>Can't tell if the female animals like sex
Human women do, that's your answer right there. Humans like to think we're not animals but we are. Just like a human woman they have body language that should clearly show whether they object to it or not. I personally wouldn't fuck one, but as long as you aren't forcefully raping it and abusing the animal I have no moral qualms about bestiality. Honestly there are perfectly legal things that would cause more distress to an animal than that. Why is systematic abuse in factory farms a-ok but when a human wants to stick their human dick (relatively small for a horse) in a horse he gets arrested for animal cruelty?

>Obvious strawman
The contention that homosexuality is found in nature is to combat the assertion that it's "unnatural" not that it's morally ok. The question as to whether it's between consenting adults is the determining factor as to whether it's "OK". Homosexual rape is still as bad as heterosexual rape you moron

Actually what the fuck is wrong with you

By the way, this reply was directed to this retard

Just force it she can't say no

/thread

some people get bored and try kinky shits

Kek

Imagine being so retarded that you cant make a point but instaid just resort to calling names

Wow, you really are retarded, I don't think you're serious, or you'd seriously be the first truly retarded person I've read, not even pedophile apologists have not gotten the point I made based on the APA's conclusions based on evidence and statistics as many times as you have.
Congrats, that's an achievement I guess

>Imagine being so retarded that you cant make a point but instaid just resort to calling names
Imagine being so retarded that you can't read two replies above to notice no rebuttal was given to my point and "instaid" you just deflected the whole argument with an idiotic comparative example followed by the even more idiotic phrase: "so what's your point?"
You're embarrassing yourself.

imagine trying to convince people you're an intelligent dog fucker lol

The only point you have made is "hurrdurr unnatural", solid 9/11 argument there buddy.

Is English your first language, you fucking mongoloid? Learn to proofread, Jesus.
You make valid points, and then you get all fucking tingly, you troglodyte. I bet your pee pee is hard.

Chad dogfucker BTFOing pussycucks in this thread. Quite based indeed ;)

Exactly my point, zoophilics are mentally ill, liable to delusions, and it's evident here they can be as delusional as pedophiles.
Because that's the only point I'm making? Congrats on cracking that huge mystery open, I guess. Zoophilia is a mental disease.

Obvious troll is obvious.

>You make valid points, and then you get all fucking tingly, you troglodyte.
What website do you think you're on? If I wanted to stay cool and no call people retarded when they clearly are making a retarded remark, I'd stay with the pansies at the APA.

>No rebuttal
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Delusional.

You sound research our literal closest animal relative the bonobo

>What website do you think you’re on?

Ironic, for someone who goes on Yea Forums to argue about dog fucking.

>"hurr what I dont like is a mental illness"
Its funny, you can call something an mental illness all you want, doesnt make it true, but I guess with your doctorate you already know how to qualify something as that, right?
Another 7/11 point there buddy

Am I arguing with Indians? What's going on?

>only the most stable people fuck animals

LOL

the old "i have nothing to say. I know! I will just pretend to be retarded response"

I'm just busting people's bubbles; sue me.
>Its funny, you can call something an mental illness all you want, doesnt make it true
It does though, the APA listed it on the DSM based on research, they don't just arbitrarily put shit in there just because, thanks to the latest scientific philosophies. You have the LGBT to thank for it too.

But of course, the devolved LGBTQ of which zoophilia is part of is the mentally ill part of the community with no support from the APA nor the DSM.

You mean like what the dog fuckers have been doing with my comments? Okay, glad you acknowledge that.

>having a sexual attraction to something most of the world isn't attracted to isn't a disorder

Why does it have a special name? What's the scientific name for having sex with human females?

Literally DISorder. Mental illness. Denial is not an argument

You sick fuck , you.

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>quoting what OP does sounds retarded

See you're getting it now!

>Implying paraphilias/fetishes aren't a well documented feature of human sexuality
Sounds like you're the one in denial here

>It does though, the APA listed it on the DSM
Oh, organisations run by a bunch of jews? yea lets trust those.

>Denial is not an argument
Everything you say comes from denail kiddo

Different user here, but that's just the dumbest argument you just made.
Sexuality is not the same as deviancy, and unproved natural behavior in the animal kingdom is part of the latter, specially when the perpetrators are known for having social problems and mental issues.

You took ops bait you retard.

>Oh, organisations run by a bunch of jews? yea lets trust those.
The APA is mostly ran by Christians, but I'll just point out how moronic and convenient your argument is by pointing out that it is known that Jews are the ones pushing sexual deviancies with the LGBTQ specifically; so your argument devolved to "it's the Jews!"; brilliant mate, you're a genius.

>oy vey, hide the foreskins.
Lamo, litteral jew found.

Literal "everyone I don't like is a Jew" argument. Boy you're desperate.

what. the. fuck.

>Sexuality is not the same as deviancy
That's just sophistry, deviancy is a well documented aspect of almost all humans except for the most repressed people who just bottle it up and suppress their true desires, but even they can't do it forever. Why do you think there have been homophobic preachers caught fucking gay prostitutes. All humans have deviant desires of one sort or another, some are just better at repressing the thoughts/desires

>insult without argument

Who could it be? So obviously I am right.

Pls be b8.

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Sexuality is not the same as deviancy

>I want to fuck her she owes me

M'lady

>I respect my dog so much that I want her to be a sex object

this guy's on the right side of history !!!!!!!

>That's just sophistry
Nope, it's basic understanding of human behavior; deviations are not legitimately conceivable.

This was a good wholesome thread about loving your pets with good medical advice and advice in general to avoid actual abuse. Why did it devolve into such a shitshow about jewspiracies, as him a, and fallacious arguments (strawman and arguments from nature).

It's like people don't care about animals themselves any more, they only care about their feelings about animals (they don't care about wether or not animals can enjoy sex, they only care that they don't think animals can enjoy sex) and moral superiority.

The vagina is a terribly complicated organ, you can't just rip it out. In most cases an hysterectomy is performed (removal of uterus) and often it is combined with an ovarectomy (removal of the ovaries).

Fun fact: spaying a cat is recommended for their health as cancer of the uterus is one of the leading causes of feline deaths (in females, that is). No uterus, no cancer of the uterus.

>in females that is
Oh shit only females? Fuck I thought it was all cats you saying I could have let my little tom keep his uterus?

Incorrect. I am implying odd things are odd. People who do them are odd. There is something wrong with people who do odd things. This is not a difficult concept.

You can't be in denial without being accused of something first mister buzzword. Calling odd people normal is not smart or progressive, it is lazy.

please don't have children

I don't care what you do, like I don't care what a pederast does, my care won't stop them; I'm just pointing out you're both equally paraphilic.

Actually its this

This was a thread about the proper method of fucking a dog. Talking about Jews is a fucking improvement you scum

People are advocating for animals that can't speak because they care. Making something unable to consent a sex object isn't care. Putting your penis in your dog because it owes you for being fed is not wholesome

Fuck! Has me fucking around earlier in the thread finally caught up to me now that I've stopped to be serious?

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I actually have to admit this is true

>everytime I sounded like a sick fuck I was just joking

Oh I am sure

You care if you keep replying you baby dick.

So a mute person should literally never have sex because they can't speak and any sex would just be them getting raped? There is a such thing as body language and there are numerous cases were fully consenting adult humans never actually verbalize their consent. Enjoyment is easy to read and animals can enjoy sex just as easily as humans
>hur dur I can't understand animals so it is literally impossible for them to like sex with humans

You're gross and disabled OP. You will never share this anywhere else because people would laugh you into oblivion

So do you? My point was to point out something obvious that you don't like admitting, and based on your replies I think I hit a nerve.

You know if I was serious I literally could have just not pointed out they were both me. Wouldn't be that hard at all, unlike thinking which seems to be a difficult task for you.

Please do the world a favour and end your sad miserable life now

They literally have access to sign language defined by someone who is not you. You defining what your dog is saying based on what your desires are is the definition of bias. You sick sick boy.

>I am fucking dogs trying to make fun of others

lmao

>hurr durr I speak dog

You are a dog lol

So a mute with no arms is not allowed to have sex?

>so false equivalency?

Not an argument dogfucker

Hero. You gave her everything but smex. She needs cock

Umm, most animals don't get pleasure from sex. They just do it for procreation. So your dog isn't getting feelings of love and pleasure. She is just having its owner shove its cock into it.
Honestly, I doubt a dog would care either way as it can't even recognize itself in a mirror like an infant. I'm just saying, your justification is horrible and sad.

What about liking dog dick makes me not allowed to insult others? Conversely you're so god damned pathetic literal dog fuckers look down on you. What a fucking loser.

Your point was to point out that you have a baby dick? Get over the dogs, go fuck a girl u sad fag.

But he needs to feel ok about it. It can't possibly be that he is just a desperate virgin

The fact you would never say it to actual people

>what is fallacy fallacy
I'm doing it on purpose retard. I'm trying to point out the garbage logic that just because something can't literally directly communicate consent doesn't mean that it cant in fact consent. Dogs want sex just as much, if not more, than humans do.

Your dog is not a person. When you throw nothing it goes searching for a ball. It's like a brain damaged mute human child.
In which case, no. Don't fuck your brain damaged mute child.

The real question is how many posters are ironic and how many are unironic? Welcome to Yea Forums

>what about being pathetic makes me unable to call others pathetic

Nothing as long as you're online and can tell yourself whatever you want to beliece

>No rebuttal
>Mockery
Boy you are salty

That's where you would be wrong. I'm rather open about fetishes. What are people gonna do? Not like it? It's not illegal where I live, and if someone wants to fight me over it oh well I can either kick their ass or end up in the hospital and sue them for assault/hospital bills.

>the overwhelming number of people calling this sick disgusts me

You gotta explain that one fam. People being disgusted is something that makes them have an opinion.

Not as salty as my dick in my dogs ass. Stop me if you can faggot.

Whatever, it seems like you're the ones in denial here. Sexuality didn't evolve from a place of logic. It's pure animal instinct, your animal brain gets an impulse and your frontal lobe tries wrestling it back depending on whether the impulse is socially acceptable. Denying those impulses IS pure sophistry. Humans are still animals, we've just got a few extra modules on our brain that can regulate our animal nature to an extent. Everyone has impulsive thoughts and feelings. As long as nobody is getting hurt against their will it's not my place to judge them for it. Fetishes/paraphilias exist in everyone's subconscious.

No I am not. They're gonna punch you in the face. Try insisting you like fucking dogs through chunks of your gums. You don't know the future either. You can't sue someone dead in an alley.

Since user prob isn't here anymore. In his defense most of the comments were pro dog fucking when he said that.

>whatever
>you're the one in denial

Lol

Oh. Gotcha.

>no I am not
What. Are you implying you know how open I am? How can you claim you aren't wrong about me not saying it to actual people if you don't even know me? Also if I end up dead it won't bother me at all because I'll literally be dead.

You’re really scary, wow.

>There is something wrong with people who do odd things
Not if they're not hurting anyone, if someone has a fetish that's their fucking business unless it affects you or others. You repressed fuckwits need to mind your own fucking business unless someone's actually raping YOUR dog, then you have a point.

Threads like this keep the normalfags away.

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That's categorically incorrect.
X (humans) is Y (animals).
Z (other animals) act like this.
So X should act like Z.

X by being Y is acting like Y by being Y. You can't use Z as a justification for how X should act.

Denying impulse is evolution. Following impulse is entropy. Being able to deny impulses is responsibility and willpower. Trying to normalize them versus adapt is the definition of delusion. It is a mental illness no matter how much you deny, redefine, and explain it away.

There's a reason playboy and playgirl exist, but not playdog. You're a dirtball hiding behind your screen.

You are really scary. I am user.

you are a fucking degenerate

Proof?

To elaborate.
An orange is a fruit.
A lemon is a fruit.
A lemon is sour.
So by your logic an orange should be sour because a lemon is a fruit.

There's nothing in the DSM that says "only if they hurt someone". That's your made up feel better rule

The dictionary. You disprove it.

You can't.

I'm the one with empirical evidence here faggot. Tell me how the one that is actually presenting a cogent argument based on historical evidence is in denial while the other side is literally just repeating that "sexuality is not the same as deviancy" despite clear evidence that one is an inextricable part of the other

Yeah but he can just say "proof"?

hey OP do you have a discord or snapchat, im pretty interested so hit me up

You don't have one piece of evidence

>Denying an impulse
So you concede they fucking exist faggot? Because that's the point I'm trying to make

They who? Retards?

Yes of course they exist

You shouldn't fuck a dog the same reason why you wouldn't fuck a child. You don't fuck them because they do not have the mental capacity to consent.
If you decide that you don't care about the mental capacity of the dog to clearly consent for sex. It follows you think fucking children is fine as well.

But in his opinion its ok, so bam. It's proven.

When my female dog comes in heat she bends over in front of me pussy gaping every time, smells my crotch non stop even in public, the whole nine yards.
Have tried to make her curb this behavior but it keeps on happening.
Tried once out of being horney and curiosity, now she won’t stop.
What should I do?
Ps. I didn’t penetrate just let her lick me until I came.

by snorting an anthill

Inb4 OP is proven wrong 17 times and just says "no I'm right"

What do you expect from a dogfucker

DSM is about classification retard, and even then not all people classified in the same category get the same treatment. There are some schizophrenics that take their medication and are productive members of society so they have freedom. Others don't take their meds and end up hurting themselves or others and are locked up.

I have some advice for you, eat every pill in the house you can find, then wait

I would love to disagree with this... but I do wanna fuck irl lolis and take dog dick (and watch irl lolis take dog dick)

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Thry do that out of heat too because they are attracted to bodily fluids. Wash your fucking self. Viewing things as you want to see them just makes you a biased sicko

What a fucking retard. Why are you so in denial that you're not mentally ill? Just accept it for fucks sake and that's it.

Tadaa

nice bait

How do you think mentally ill people manage to stay that way?

>No evidence
You're either a troll or a retard lacking reading comprehension beyond a 2nd grade level. Either way I couldn't give a shit about what you think

>there is literally no classification of non mental illness "if they don't hurt anyone"

Exactly.

I do though? I know they have a better sense of smell so I use tons of soap and perfume. But he still tries it.
It’s so embarassing

>provides no evidence

Exactly.

No you don't.

So you think fucking a child is moral despite their inability or mental capacity to consent. If so, why?

Because I am mentally ill

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>mentally ill

what? were you dropped on your head from a tree?

I just deny everything I don't like.

you're a braindead one cellular primate

this is why your father cucked your mother

Yeah but usually extreme nut cases who kill and all that shit while thinking they're right are the ones that are like that. This is just a dog fucker who got mad because so many people disagree with him about fucking his dog and tell him not to. And with great arguments used against him and evidence he's still being a dense retard.

No I am really smart and dogs can talk

Where do you think it starts?

A child is sexually immature, so isn't a 1 for 1 comparison. Sex that would actually harm someone/something is obviously wrong, but not all forms of bestiality would harm the animal. Humans artificially inseminate livestock all the time, that must be just as "traumatizing" to them by your logic. Maybe more so given the fact that the animal is suddenly having a baby that they had no prior knowledge of or part in creating.

Don't listen to . He may be correct but he's not me. I never said it was moral, just that I wanted to do it. Their are loads of immoral things I want to do. Good thing that, despite not being a moral person, I am an ethical person so I refrain from doing things I know are morally reprehensible. I find fapping to loli and beast hentai a good alternative anyways.

When something cannot communicate it is incredibly more easy to say they are not harmed. Just an unrelated fact.

Is a person in a coma happy? What is happiness? Much easier to define when the one diagnosing is the only opinion.

You're fucking disgusting

>trust me

Honestly I don't know

So then you have no reason to assume they are different

In all honesty kill yourself you degenerate piece of shit

Damn never thought of shit that way. Wait what about breeding. We are essentially forcing dogs to have sex and make peppers just to take them away and sell them and people orders specific brees. Are we literally prostituting our animals, while denying them caring, loving sex , as a community?

I wonder what she would think if she knew you were trying to fuck your own dog

How would you ever know? Do the dogs tell you?

Shit you right. Just kinda feels different than from the usual cases that happen.

This is why Reddit looks down on Yea Forums.

Well sge is a green rubver doll and her body language says she loves it. Trust me

>do the dogs tell you
Do dogs tell me what?

Everyone should look down on Yea Forums because of this

Mating press. You were just on /zoo/ weren't you. It's called the buck faggot

Waiting until something is extreme or someone is hurt before addressing it is not progress, it is laziness

Anything?

Tailhole.....furry detected

gross

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Your getting into philosophical shit there, I'm a pragmatist, I look at morality in a physical sense, when I say "harm" I mean objective harm, like fucking an animal that's too small and causing physical damage. They might not have the brain capacity to understand the complexities of consent but they will definitely let you know if they don't want it by struggling/pulling away/appearing distressed. Bestiality in that situation is unequivocally abuse and shouldn't happen. Now whether true consent could actually happen in a legal sense is a gray area and that's why it's illegal. I honestly don't care if it's made legal or not as I'd never do it. I'm just contesting the idea that it is wrong in all cases. Context is king, you people are like the regressive left wanting nigger to never be said by white people even in context.

No, they're fucking dogs. What are you, retarded?

And you are here and care why?? It's how it's allways been and should be.

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No, your the one fucking dogs faggot

not a zoo but pounding her into the bed like the furslut she is just did it for me

Its unnatural and disgusting in all cases. Sure, wrong is subjective. It's laughable and shameful in all cases. It's taking advantage of low hanging fruit in all cases. It is being unable to socialize in all cases. It is something dogs were not designed for in all cases. It is something you can never establish consent for, in all cases.

OP is sure welcome to say it isn't wrong. But it is something a thread full of people will retch thinking about, in all cases. And so far, current year it is a disorder, by numbers alone, in all cases.

You could look at it that way if you have black and white thinking (like the people I'm arguing with). I'm arguing for nuance really. I think that context is far more important than the actual deed. Like cannibalism, it's pretty abhorrent and (rightly) looked down upon but what about the Donner Party or the airplane crash victims in the Andes. If they hadn't resorted to cannibalism they would have starved so it's clearly not wrong in all contexts. But they ate people that were already dead, so murdering someone for food is still murder because you have to hurt a living person. So harm to others should be the determining factor as to whether something's morally "bad"

Yeah you're never going to need to fuck a dog to survive aside from fantasies you might make up

>it's unnatural
>It's something dogs weren't designed for
Humans weren't designed by nature to fly at 30,000 feet or build giant skyscrapers or argue about stupid shit on the internet. It's never stopped before

>photon

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>Completely missing the point of my argument

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>I'm the one with empirical evidence here faggot.
So, where is it?

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Which was?

You don't know that. But you do know that human sperm does not make dog baby.

Zoophilia is NOT part of the LGBTQ
Look for more straws

>needing validation this bad

no it doesn't, it grabs their attention

ITT: Dog fuckers try to explain how their mental illness is normal

>Disgusting in all cases
Clearly not otherwise bestiality wouldn't exist, would it nigger? Human sexuality is weird, there are people that get off with human shit, that's disgusting by my judgement but there must be people that like it

>increased deviancy being acceptable is not part of the movement trying to increase the acceptability of deviancy

Phew.

>disgusting things don't exist

Oh. You're retarded. A pass for you

Then how do you know dogs aren't natures way of letting us fuck without risking babies.

You need to start with a lot of oral sex to get her into it. And stretch her out very gradually, little by little.

Brush your teeth first. No mouthwash, maybe some baking soda.

And use organic honey. She will like it.

No that's abusive. Pussy only.

>because of how right they know they are
/thread

>You don't know that
Yes we do, otherwise humans would have been building skyscrapers and flying at 30,000 feet 50,000 years ago when we achieved behavioral modernity. We're pretty much a post-evolution species at this point at least when it comes to "natural" evolution

You can't have sex with a fixed dog.

Don't try it. Just love her for who she is. Good practice caring for another being until you get your own sexual partner one day.

No sex after spay surgery. Try oral if she likes it. Don't go too hard. Gentle and it takes a long time.

Because we are smart enough to have contraception. Because a specific species of plant prevents it. Because dog puss doesn't line up with your crotch when you stand.

And your proof?

Because $$$$$$$$ munny.

Same reason vets recommend toxic pesticide ridden "premium" kibble. But it's all the same bullshit cash grab by the same 2-3 megacorporations under many different "brand names". All an illusion.

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>Strawman argument
Way to misrepresent my argument retard

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>Human sexuality is weird
I can hear pedophiles making that argument already

Vaginal health is an important part of keeping an intact dog. Even for non-sexual when it comes to breeding, dog shows, etc.

Spaying and neutering actually hasn't helped reduce numbers. Another myth for money.

Real answer: money.

No you don't. You just want to screw dogs

Oh what did you actually say?

Hitler was right. Woof.

Tell me are jews intentionally making more people hate them or are these ridiculously clever poltards