What did I do wrong Yea Forums? Is this still salvageable?

What did I do wrong Yea Forums? Is this still salvageable?

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I wouldn't bother if I was you.
The 1 and 2 word answers tell you she's either incredibly fucking boring or not interested in you.
I'd abandon.

Don't bother. She's either retarded or not interested.

You ramble a little, but did nothing really wrong. Forget about her, would be a horrible date.

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this

She sounds stupid
a v o i d

also bumble sucks now, hardly anybody uses it.

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Alright. For shits and gigs, dubs gets the message

Ever had your asshole licked?

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ask her out u dumb sack of potatoes

>Ever had your asshole licked?
Insta win.

Trips, nigga.

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Any bitch who responds with one or two words answers is a dead end. Move on and keep jerking off into your cottage cheese bra

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look at her pic bro, she just wants a cock

Done

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This looks fun

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Nice

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Will update with answer if I get one

>keep jerking off into your cottage cheese bra
w-what?

You talked to much.. An made it personal to fast.. Also the "eventually" basically you failed after he 2nd reply

>Done
Nice job. You're gonna turn out alright young man.

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Cottage cheese?

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You clearly are a social retard. Stop being a psycho, you make it harder for others

Why is this so difficult

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Op serious advice: you over thought it way too much. Uhhh doesn't mean u did something wrong, and u don't have to cover yourself up right after...

Post this in the chat. She'll find it funny or agree

Get closure

LOL

My nigga.

There is no fucking point in talking about anything more than if you are local/ a visitor in the first message.

If you haven't ask them out by the third by suggesting a place to go/ something to do, you already lost.

Chad's are in with message number one with a proposition.

Get to know them in person + develop the social skills you obviously need.

These apps are for finding sex, anyone who gets more than that is lucky.

You didn't do anything wrong. She was giving non-answers and clearly wasn't invested in the conversation. Conversation and romance are generally not about right or wrong, theyare just about match or not. Girls are not a video game, you can't just press the right buttons and win.

It's not about what you're saying, it's what your thinking (which affects what you say and is more real)

GJ OP! I miss the times when OP delivering was almost the standard.

Lol what timeline are you from? I'm here since 08 and op never delivers

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I'm proud of you OP

Don't confuse the retard, this is a game and he is playing it wrong.

op never delivers and is a fag

I'm not retarded enough to think that, I just have no idea what the expectations are on dating apps

Been around for a while. I always deliver.

for women, none. I'm not sure about that app but on Tindr they will swipe right on almost anyone with the hopes that they will get them to follow them on instragram. Beyond that they are happy just to have guys to talk to without having to put in effort. For a lot of men they are only 'reasonably attractive' and would not be interested in unless the guy made an effort like asking them out to dinner.

It might be just a glitch in my timeline or fuck off 08 wannabe

I'm 33, been 11 years now. shit was a lot different before Facebook happened. Pre iPhone.. it was all Motorola razors n shit. Phone fags and Facebook edgelords killed it a bit. I think it was better with less mods, more cp and Gore. I'm not in to that but it definitely acted as a bottleneck for normies

Well when you sit all day in unsauceable tranny threads you wont see much delivery.

I don't have an Instagram, but good to know

34 here and in the land of Nokia it was no motorola shit, brick after brick of Nokias. Agreed on some part but for the cp you shall burn in hell.

OP used to always deliver.

Four moar years!

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Its weird whenever you see a half decent thread, some fag goes through the entire board and bumps every gay/cock/trib fucking trap thread they see. It's by design boys, we were invaded long ago and I don't believe this is just a boomer/reddit thing, I think it's bots. You see it start at around 7am EST. That's when the BBC and cuck threads show up, like clock work, every day.

Oh, an actually funny or interesting thread? Andysixxslide. It's obvious, it's painful....and most of us fall for it every. damn. time.

teh game.

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