Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Oh so you wont be making these threads anymore. Thanks for nothing! There goes my day, back to 95% trap threads and 5% gore

Throw it into the fire

They're fun

Nah

vocaroo.com/i/s0RCKJF5rYCi

Show milkers.

She doesn't. Someone's been posting old vocaroo to questions either the same or posted by OP. It was confirmed she died a month ago. OP is posting she has a "job" to retire the character

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Its online you ignorant bitch. Learn to read. This is a bad problem. Wtf do I do to damnit. I'm sorry for snapping but I'm mad and disgusted

why are you shallow and disloyal and entitled

Just gonna ask one time, tits?

and also what do you like on your pancakes?

No

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Where are you from?

Bangladesh

Show ears.

my gf is a communications major and i feel like she could have a good gpa. she spends a lot of her time trying to help others though and i feel like it might be part of the reasons her grades aren't that good and she needs my help with a lot of stuff. I even write stuff for her sometimes. idk how to bring this up without seeming controlling or ungrateful .

no, and they are ok.

what kind of dildo? thats not very specific.

just try your best to forget about it

not at all

eastern usa

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Thank fuck these threads are going to die off getting tired of this same shit everyday thing not to mention Anna never bothers to show up 80% of the time anymore

So you like a hooker or give handys for $5

Ignore it wtf grow up.
Your moms a hoe get over it

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Just a friendly reminder that all femanon tits are welcome in this thread (sorry Dave).

Heres a picture of ya thicc boi Joey for your time, Have a wonderful day!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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California

Ok I guess. I got small ears

I miss Anna

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My childhood weeb dreams come to life lol

can you give me any advice ^

How you know it's me? And you are dead. I know this is just an ai voice. I cant wait till your "nudes" leak. Mind posting a pic so I can fake a nude?

Post tits or toes

Where in cali

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Fuck you, i wish a painful death upon the people you love.

I forgot to post ear lol

Los angeles user!

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Pretty cool ear.

I'd fuck your ear

I'm not saying you nudes. Post a regular pic. Im going to run it through my ai program to make ai generated nudes. Not fake shops. Just post a pic

Alright thanks user :)

Thanks i guess??? Haha
Alot of people actually make fun of my ears for being so small

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Go for it!

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Where on the east coast, Yonkers? Spit or swallow. And favorite food.

what if you get a job?
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
how heavy are you?
food isn't love, ok?

What color your nips? Size? Shaved, trimmed or wild? Bra size?

You sound nothing like you look. Beautiful nonetheless.

What's your name?

You here? Dont see you responding

which program is this you are referring to user?

Already answered those user!
But I did get a job now!

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Poughkeepsie, spit and swallow, shiskebab

Belula

Bob

Do you like scars on men's face?

Im stroking my pussy, gimme a minute

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Thanks user

Like I'd tell you that! Lol
You can just call me vchan

Only if they are rich

Hey your vids are trash

Hey! It's that user! What's up bro?

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Well I never made any vids

Favorite position? Age? Tell a story of a time you were embaressed

Do you prefer eating ass, or getting yours eaten?

Damn bitch, I was just asking for a first one not your fucking social security number and address

I got a scar like Jason on head. It's a light scar. Thanks for the answer dude. Made my day.

Would you rather spit or swallow if you had to do one of your choice

Vchan masterbating? Your bf not enough for you anymore?

I keep it all private user

Ew neither

vocaroo.com/i/s0mgeFShTM6N
Like I'd say something so vulgar..come on now

Vs it was vchan.

What is about defined jawlines that women like so much? Also can you tell me who is hotter, Ryan Gosling or Colton Haynes?

Post a pic

Have you listened to this?

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Sorry for the pitter patter in the back. My dogs are walking around lol

how did you discover masturbation?

>inb4 answered trillion times already

What's the difference between a cute guy and a hot guy? Which do you prefer?

1. Tits not required. Wtf board do you think this is?

2. If it's a daily thread, it's not random. Fuck off to another board. There's a shit ton to choose from. /Soc/ would be a good fit, in fact there's like 40 of these threads there already.

Die you fucking newfags sage

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To be honest the 100 trap threads or not meant to share aren't really rando. Either. 95% of the threads dont belong on here

You're going to get big tips, Vchan.

Only newfag here is you user.
Got to your trap thread

You sound high today. Lost all respect for you stoner

Is it possible for manlets to be hot or they doomed to be cute?

What is your bf name

vocaroo.com/i/s0jEf1OvzMWi

vocaroo.com/i/s0YiOLLOYCAI

vocaroo.com/i/s0s3gPCbQz8x

But katsuya sucks. I got sick there last time I ate there

I keep that a secret too. Sorry user. No personal info like that.

vocaroo.com/i/s0eMNbnFYUtP

show us your peehole

>vocaroo.com/i/s0jEf1OvzMWi
LOL, cute girls get tips, Vchan. Plus you're friendly and engaging. YOU like the place. That'll come through. All the stuff about sushi, etc., you'll pick up quick once you start dealing with it as a job.

Ride my face.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0eMNbnFYUtP
Yeah, it's not about being recognized, Vchan. The unemployment rate is so low that employers are desperate to find quality employees. I think you'll be a quality employee. Not saying they hired you only because they are desperate. They need servers and are probably having trouble finding good ones, so they reached out to you, knowing you're looking and thinking that you'll be good.

Do you feel bad for people who commit suicide or just their families and friends?

Have you ever thought about dying your hair a different color?

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No thanks

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tips on a first message on dating site/tinder?

Turn ons?

Femanon not yet confirmed

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Did you not hear the vocaroos you retarded newfag?
Vchans been here for years and has timestamped in the past

Redheads are best heads.

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Thanks user!

Yeah, they are getting a good deal with you because you are flexible with schedule. They can fit you in when they need someone. They aren't going to fire anyone; there's a lot of turnover. And you don't want to work weekends. That's fine for them because most servers DO want to work weekends because that's when they get more tips because it's busier. So someone who will just work part-time filling in when they need you and doesn't demand a weekend shift to make more money is great for them.

Beards or no beards

Do you think it's weird to see a guy out by himself? Like i have no friends, what do you suggest me doing to find girl in person. Like meeting at a bar is kinda weird if you're just by yourself i feel like...

Small lips or thick lips?

How does it feel that the only reason guys associate with you is out of the possibility of getting head?

Well thanks for hyping me up so far user!
I just hope I do a good job! I have 0 server experience and I'm a slow learner so I'm just hoping they're patient with me ;_;

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best you can get

not saying but definitely not in ny. swallow. pasta.

my internet went out lol

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Again it doesnt matter.my bf has some thicky lips that I usually wouldnt have liked.

So my gay friends want head from me? Doubt it.

>So my gay friends want head from me? Doubt it.
I'm not even talking about you in particular. I'm saying that's seems to be the only reason people associate with females.

getting my ass ate

NTA but im a huge viper fan, not sure if ironically or not. love some of his old shit unironically i think.

by seeing porn, i was like 5

the only guy that associates with me is my boyfriend so lol

rape and femdom equally

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Bump

Who's in bed with you?

You some kind of incel? I'm a dude and most of my friends are women. I've only slept with one (because she's my ex) and I'm not trying to put moves on any of them.

If I drop my snap ITT would you add me

its an old pic but my bf
well, hes still in the same bed as me right now too but thats not relevant

i dont use any social media

He cool with that? Does that turn you on? Or him?

One of my biggest kinks is when some fwb of mine sends nudes/lewds with her boyfriend in the background. Love being the other guy.

Seriously, dude, it's the only thing people think about when they're around them. There's literally no other reason to associate with them. You're just lying to yourself.

yeah, i dont really find that picture too sexual though. he's into it a lot more than me lol.

Is it about cuckolding for him? Or "free use" shit?

Will I ever find true love?

R U M OR F

Thoughts on feminism?

Wat

less cuck more like a general slutty gf fetish. he wants me to fuck other dudes in a threesome or gangbang but i probably will never actually do it. he wants to participate at the same time though.
ive considered but ive never had sex with anyone else and i am very insecure, also afraid of stds lol.

sure why not

i wouldnt call myself a feminist at all but some of them arent wrong, not a fan of most libfems though

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I'm sure you're more sexy than you think. Hey your bf seems to think so. What brought you to Yea Forums

Is a gir's anus really that tiny? Seriously, her shit must look like a roll of twine.

eh, people have different opinions. i feel like no dudes have ever been into me other than him and its fine with me.
just boredom really.

most girls assholes are pretty normal sized id say

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Your choice in pictures are a bit intense. Do you watch bondage? More dudes than you can imagine have been into you. The majority probably never had the courage to ask you out

I mean, I don't know shit about your personality, and might be with perfect makeup, lighting, and angle, but you don't seem bad at all. You hiding something?

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Not the same femanon

vocaroo.com/i/s0Ba3LsMvs1R
Remember user this is for all femanons. Not just me.

See ya!

if you are thinking thats me, thats not me lol

im a jav enthusiast, i like the seriously insane stuff the most but also bondage/rape/femdom which are my regular fetishes
and i dont think so lol, i was a serious shut in for years (ages 14-20) before i got my first job last year and started leaving the house more. the only people i ever met before that were online only.

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Oh are you Japanese? Also I gotta laugh at the 'shut in whose into kinky sex' how did you met your bf?

nah just your typical white weeb.
we met on tumblr. he was very similar to me, an extreme shut in but 10 years older. the first conversation i had with him was about artificial academy which is a hentai game. we actually both dropped out of school the same age and have almost all the same interests and fetishes so its sort of a miracle i got with someone so similar to me.

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Jeesh you're a lucky sob. Get married and make cute babies you sound like you were made for each other. Favorite anime?

hahaha we will probably get married but no babies, i don't like kids.
probably NGE or panty and stocking with garterbelt. im more into films than anime though.

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“Tits not required, but encouraged”

I’m sorry who the fuck are you to change rules? Being a non passable self proclaimed “trap” doesn’t make you a fucking woman either.

>rules
i have nothing against posting my tits but they are nothing special so i dont bother, ive posted ass pics in this thread before.
and im definitely not a trap

What's up newfag.
Seems like you dont know who are queen is.
Vchans probably been here before you were born (assuming youre fucking 12).

Shes by no means a trap
Pic related.
Also all the damn vocaroos related

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>my tits are boring

That’s not even the point you dumb cunt.

>am not trap

Post pussy with time stamp if you aren’t a trap. You might have the orbiters fooled, but that bulge in the thigh shot is clear as day

Cracky will always be the queen. Second in line is boxxy. So you’re telling me femboys can’t speak like that? You’re delusional Yea Forumsro. Please come back to reality

What a fucking newfag

Vchan, post a different pic already.

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? Are you saying I'm her? She left a long ass time ago like she always does around this time newfag.

I'm just saying post different pics of yourself.

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Wrong user fuckwit

??? I'm not her you fucking idiot

How is it the wrong user?
I literally quoted the user who called me Vchan you fucking moron

>bulge
lol ok uh huh sure pal, im just fat if you cant tell from the fucking thighs
i have tons pics in the same underwear that show pussy but im not going to actually them

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So you’re a pic collector role playing someone? I don’t get it. You won’t post a time stamp of tits or pussy so that means you’re another fucked up faggot

Because I wasn’t that user you dumb fuck. I could care less about some troll roleplaying some random chick

Not her but you're not asking for proof. You're just a desperate fag who wants to see tits and vag

You know even trannies can have fake tits and vags now so realistically the only way she can prove is to show her chromosomes so until then just stfu faggot

And you. Dont be a dumb cunt and give this little incel what he wants

You're so fucking new it hurts.

You literally have no concept how quoting works apparently

>desperate

Wut? I have a rub and tug around the corner if I’m that desperate. I’m just tired of seeing these fake ass faggots posting pics they saved and then trying to role play with them. Alice being a prime fucking example.

>don’t give him what he wants

He literally can’t if he tried

sure, if you want to think that. dont know any dudes who would have those pictures other than my bf though, especially the original unconverted large video files which definitely nobody has but me. but sure you can think whatever

if a dude is going to fap to tumbnails then thats a new level of pathetic lol. i really dont give a fuck if some dude sees old ass micro sized photos of my vagina.

Please show me how I’m a newfag. I’ve posted two responses two you that have completely gone over your head and yet you call me a newfag. Guess summer started early for the short bus riders huh?

>fap to my thumbnails

Your ego is unreal. Just like your tits and pussy

Idk about the user posting right now but
Vchan (this girl)

Is a fucking female.
Shes posted timestamps for years but
Get it thru your fucking incel head that just because a female doesnt wanna show a stranger online her tits means shes a dude.
It's called respect user. A lot of girls actually like to keep their privates private.

Also do you need to see
Again?
Sorry but those are real titties. If you cant tell that than you proved your own virgin status

So just to make it clear the redhead vchan is gone.

The femanon here is not the redhead

Omg your so fucking stupid. The user said "vchan post different pics"
To which i replied to that user that I wasnt vchan. Nothing else you fucking retard

It's not that. I mean just dont give this fucking loser what he wants. Let him fucking rage for being a dumb newfag

Is it hot? Post it.

>trap with a bulge
>maleposter pretending to be female
>femanon with a big ego

which is it, retard? you cant make your mind up

well i sure as hell am not going to post any tits/pussy with timestamp shit. i dont give a shit about them but i thought the bulge shit was funny af because men have quite the imagination seeing shit that doesnt exist

im out

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I’m a newfag as much as heaven isn’t a faggot

>thinks because he mentions heaven makes him an oldfag.

Hate to break it to ya but that heaven shit was still around in like 2015. Not that fucking old

Don’t worry summerfag. I’ve posted shits that’s clearly gone over your head.

And I doubt you know who heaven is And why he’s such a faggot

>gone over my head.

You literally didn't post shit.
Anything you posted wasnt "oldfag" shit.

Maybe only to faggots like you

Oh wait wait lemme guess you think shit like this
Is oldfag shit? LMFAO seriously just fucking kill yourself

You still don’t see it my sweet summer child

>wants me to explain heaven to him so he could actually learn something

Lol I'll keep ya guessing mewfag

Just stop user. You're embarassing yourself

Lol not really. I find this entertaining knowing we both know it’s impossible to prove how long I’ve been developing cancer from this board

What ever happen to Anna & the rest of the fems?

vchan?

She left already fam.
She was here earlier
Apparently she starts a new job and a jap resteraunt tomorrow so she will be making these threads less and less

Let's hope these die off completely

that's unfortunate.

i was looking forward to getting more insight from these threads

Grate now Anna or the SD fag might end up taking over making these threads

gonna jerk off to ur face

R.I.P. Femanon Q&A threads

Thoughts on guys with acne? Is it an automatic no, is there a cutoff point, or do you not care?
t. guy with eczma

I'mma laugh my arse off if V gets let go/fired within the next month or so