Where do you guys get your weed? And do you have any funny drug stories?
Where do you guys get your weed? And do you have any funny drug stories?
William King
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Daniel Mitchell
here's a bill hicks clip from 1997
Mason Wood
At the weed store.
Brayden Garcia
From this one guy who sells weed
Eli Sullivan
Fuck that was light and heavy at the same time. Thanks for posting this.
Aaron Taylor
>17
>at home scrolling through /pol/
>gets picked up by friend
>drives with friend to another city
>arrive at apartment with strangers
>sit down and the mood lightens
>a fat joint is passed around
>ff about 5 hours
>we've all watched the logan vs ksi
>3 am
>gets kicked out cause the host gotta sleep and he doesnt know me
>me and friend are stoned out of our mind in a diffrent city at 3 am on a sunday
>start walking
>"bus leaves at 7, what u wanna do?"
>we walk, trip and push eachother
>whyisthissofunny.mp4
>the cold sets in and it begins to rain
Daniel Perez
My cousin used to get so fucked up on the giggle bush that he would enter into some kind of trance (idk what else to call it) where he could not speak and would blankly stare off into space. This was the second time it had happened so I was like alright I gotta put this motherfucker to sleep. We were already sitting on my bed so I just tucked him up there and made myself a spot to sleep on the floor. I was still kinda shook but I was trying to chill out and watch whatever was on tv. I finally calmed down when I suddenly heard some weird moist noises coming from my bed. I got up and was presented with the sight of my cousin's face scrunched together with the force of a thousand suns and his tongue rapidly darting in and out of his mouth. I pleaded for him to stop while laughing my ass off and he eventually stopped by himself. I finished laughing and got comfortable again on my floor pallet when I heard the noise again. This time the noise was even louder than before. I got up and looked at him and for some reason he was just opening and closing his mouth over and over again. Overall it was a fun night and a good memory but I'm sure it was much different for him
Cooper Lewis
>nosofunanymore.jpg
>i look up and my my third eye opens 110%
>"dude! the hospital!"
>usain bolt sprint down the road
>falls several times
>thank god no is awake
>make it to the hospital
>monkaS it's closed
>*pregnant couple walks toward us*
>lady whips out keycard and opens the doors
>grabs my friend by the collar and yanks him inside
>we lay down in the lobby to sleep a bit
>ff 2 hours
>cleaner comes by and asks us what we're doing here
>*300 IQ play*
>"well i'm sorry sir but my mom is on the 5th floor, she got very ill tonight and i wanted to be here when she wakes up.."
>puppyeyes.png
>*cleaner feels bad and lets us stay*
> we leave an hour later and take the bus home
Nicholas Garcia
>from the weed man
>no
Dominic Perez
Where is your problem?
Lucas Rogers
>be me
>16, smoking with gf at the time
>both get horny
>start making out
>she gets naked and bends over on the bed
>super high, sort of forget how sex works
>stand behind her and just jack off
>both too high to realize how retarded this is
>end up jizzing all over the back of her legs
>"user did you jizz"
>don't realize that's not how sex works
>yell "YUP"
>put clothes back on and lay in bed
I still laugh at this today
Charles Gutierrez
I got it in 3 different states on craigslist. Some were obviously stings but I took the chance.
Mason Roberts
the weed store of course
Easton Phillips
The store
Levi Davis
I once flew and met a guy I met in a Yea Forums drug thread
It was as weird as youd expect
Mason Lewis
Did you guys kiss or what.
Isaac Morgan
Anyone in Stockholm?
Joseph Wilson
from the government's official cannabis store
Jace Bennett
Luis Edwards
He kissed me when he dropped me off at the airport. I didnt see it coming. The whole thing was fucked up beyond imagination
He did supply me with drugs and food though, so that was nice. Decent guy, but I dont know what the fuck the kiss was. He was also a closet nazi.
Aiden Green
Lips?
Dominic Thomas
Yes. He even did it in front of his girlfriend.
The whole thing was the wildest experience of my life. 3 days of drugs, kebab and drinking with a bi closet nazi and his crew. I wouldn't do it again, but I would do it again.
Jayden Parker
lttlebiggy is good.
Jason Barnes
How did you react? Goofy smile? Disgust? No external reaction? Flee fast as fuck? Either way the whole link between this website and an unexpected kiss is hilarious.
Leo Green
nice try fbi
Alexander Brown
Just pure shock. I believe I wiped my lips and left.
I never talked to him again, despite his repeated efforts at re-establishing communication.
Alexander Walker
>his repeated efforts at re-establishing communication
You on the downlow now.
Blake Perez
This happened several years ago -- I believe 2012 or thereabout.
Jordan Carter
That's the sketchiest place I've ever heard of for buying weed
Eli Nelson
YOU ON THE DOWNLOW SONNNNN
Landon Bennett
I dont get the reference?
Elijah Morgan
This thread is the reference to your current state of being.
Nicholas Lewis
That's weird as fuck dude. Where was it?
Caleb Long
The Netherlands
Blake Morris
That explains the kebab and the weed. Maybe even the kiss.
Asher Roberts
There's only one thing you could do in a situation like that, shit your pants and dive in