32 yr old kissless virgin here

Do you have a current driver's license?

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I have unrealistic standards
Manlet and I have been diagnosed with AVPD and see above

52 year old virgin here.make a thread when you get to my level,i am one with the universe and soon i will reach omnipotence.
So fuck off kid.

Alien Vs Predator Disorder

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How tall are you and what are your standards?

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Mr nice guy
nah
yea

Not OP but Team Hamburger

Have you considered that you are in fact the most homosexual man ever to have lived, and that women are vehemently repulsed by your overwhelming homosexuality?

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This is now a thread about how hamburgers are better than hot dogs. Pretty much anything goes on a burger. Hot dogs have set toppings. More variety

Join this discord or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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avoidant personality disorder
5'8". theyre very unrealistic. A short, tight-fat girl with big tiddies and a real cute face. would probably be considered a 8/10

That's not the right use of vehemently

y r u fat

What about this bad boy? It's called tunnbrödsrulle. A tunnbrödsrulle consists of a couple of your garden variety pork-beef dogs swaddled in a buttered tunnbröd (northern Swedish flatbread) with mayonnaise, mashed potatoes, fried onions, raw onions, and shrimp salad with more mayonnaise, just for good measure.

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you forgot to timestamp your pic, OP

Yes I have considered that. I think every dude has to seriously consider that at one point or another. I would probably fuck a 10/10 god tier trap but dudes do nothing for me.

vehemently
/ˈviːəməntli/
adverb
in a forceful, passionate, or intense manner; with great feeling.
"he vehemently denied being the gayest man to have ever lived"

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But there's a lot of variety in hot dogs as well though.

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You can't be vehemently repulsed it's an adverb. A better word would be violently or extraordinarily.

Self-diagnosed APD? 5"8 is average height in the U.S. Have you tried dating sites?

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Yeah. You're probably right.

You don't put mushrooms and swiss on a hot dog. Checkmate.

because i liek food
yeah i did. oh well, reverse search it if you care that much

I bet you could if you wanted to.

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not self diagnosed.

>5"8 is average height in the U.S.
None of them are in my State then. All I see are Amazon huntresses with their big bear bfs/husbands

I don't think virginity is as bad a thing as society deems it to be, OP.

Anyone whose been in a relationship and had sex can tell you that it's important, sure, but the act itself isn't all that great. It's companionship and trust in another person that's the more sought after thing IMO when it comes to being serious. With that said, being a virgin likely means that you haven't had any relationships so that's a moot point altogether.

Take it from me, a former NEET shut in with zero social skills. All you have to do in order to meet people is go outside of your comfort zone. I literally went outside my comfort zone and went on a group hike with some coworkers and ended up meeting a girl. Chances are you don't do anything outside of what's the norm/routine and you equate that to you being undesirable/unworthy.

It sounds gay but you have to love yourself before you can love someone else. And no that doesn't mean fap 3+ times a day like you probably are already doing. Start thinking positive thoughts all the time regardless of the situation. I know that sounds stupid but it will help your overall mindset when instead of your mind being swarmed with negative thoughts about your appearence, personality, life etc. you replace them with positive ones. It doesn't even necessarily need to concern you. You can just think positive shit about anything. It's really the state of mind and being in an optimistic mindset that helps shape your overall mood. You basically trick your mind into believing your happy by doing small things like a subtle grin, happy thoughts, etc.

Beyond that be more active. You look out of shape and fat. Go to the gym. Start lifting. Research how to eat healthy, find meals/recipes that work for you and find some way to keep to doing it consistently. You see results a lot sooner than you think and the simple act of self improvement will increase your mood and energy levels thus netting you more energy and motivation to use to further your growth

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That's more in your head I bet. If you think you're a manlet, you'll pay attention to things that reinforce that belief. Not to mention the fact that your experiences might not be representative of the bigger picture. Regardless, that's a fact - the average dude is around your height. The whole, you have to be a certain height otherwise women will never fuck you think is a meme. The truth is you just need to be a bit taller than her. And considering the average woman is about 5"6 in the U.S., you should be fine.

Do you have friends? Do you go out at all?

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Sex is fucking stupid and the media has ruined the magic of it. Try to spend the rest of your mortal existence ascending to a higher dimension so that when your body dies you can chill in the sky laughing at all the chads eternally burning yo.

Kek

Definitely just being insecure. Keep trying but dont put so much pressure on it. Sex really aint that great. Its like a step up from jerking yourself off from lube, honestly. Best of luck and dont pressure yourself so hard.

That might be true if I didnt actually look for dudes my height or below when I'm around. Maybe its the area i live in, there aren't many minorities.

You're a good looking guy, keeping your virginity is something to be proud of if anything. You'll meet the right one eventually. Even "ugly" people do. Just watch Jeremy Kyle and you'll feel like a god in comparison. The fact that you're single might be that you're not looking in the right places or even trying at all. Maybe a self esteem issue? You should address whatever it is. There's nothing wrong with your looks, you're handsome.

Do you get money for AVPD? How did you get diagnosed? I have that too but they just give me antidepressants and tell me to deal with it even though nothing really works

Not OP

I can see how being a virgin could be seen as a negative thing. It's the same reason rejection can be crushing. Or the same reason a guy might leave the car running in the garage after a marriage falls apart. Women hold the key to the next generation between their legs, and having a woman agree to fuck you is akin to her saying your genes are worth progressing to the next generation. Hence not getting laid, especially in a world with women's liberation and birth control, can feel like every woman collectively took a look at you and said sorry mate, you're not good enough to continue your lineage.

Maybe they're so small you don't see them. Like little green ghouls man

You're actually decent looking.
I'm the tiniest manlet, 5'3" here, and still managed to get a gf and marry her (while beating the two other prospectives she had before we started dating, both significantly taller than I am). If you lack confidence, get good at faking it. Eventually, you start getting noticed, people think you're fun to be around, and you get real confidence.

That's a really narrow view of the whole situation. A women (or anybody you chose to be with is, although in this case women specifically) are more than just a vessel for you to fuck that allows you to impregnate them.

While child rearing is certainly a dynamic living together and having a sort of domestic partnership based on trust is a huge part of it you're overlooking

I dont feel pressured at all
thanks for the advice :)
Yeah I get SSI but its only 600 a month on top of what I make at my shit dead end job.
holy shit

Jon Snow really let himself go

Jon Snowcone

Not op. 30yo virgin (not kisseless, i kissed with my tongue a lesbian friend of mine). I will not expose myself with pics but ill take your advice.

What have you done with your time since you haven't had sex?

A virgin's only redeeming factor is if the fuck free time has been well spent.

Get some tattoos you cuck.

It's not narrow at all. having a successful relationship was and has been necessary for child rearing to be successful in the long-term for almost as we've been fucking. Your brain is about 40,000 years old, and the parts that regulate emotion still respond to rejection in similar ways. Whether it's a girl you like turning you down for a date or a relationship you've had for years going tits up, it still affects the same circuitry, albeit in different degrees of severity. The reason being is for the exact reason I stated.

If you think I'm saying sex is the only thing that matters you've missed the point. I'm saying it's a part of it, and it affects us the same way it always has, in the same parts of the brain.

a lot of drinking mostly. I also learned carpentry and built my doggo a big 4 room house in the yard. I also learned to edge pretty well.

How did you get the diagnosis? And how do you have a job and still get SSI?

Yeah dude get a tribal tattoo. That'll show women you're a tough guy that doesn't take any guff.

When John Snow loses his job at the knight's watch

That's sweet dude. You use any sex toys?

Looks cool, but in a Hotdog there is sausage which is d i c k shaped meat. Miss me with dat gay shit

Holy shit I can't fuck with that logic.

He's right. He's fucking right.

This motherfucker just singlehandedly, objectively proved that hamburgers are better than hot dogs.

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>How did you get the diagnosis?
I went and saw a psychologist.

Ive had a couple of fleshlights but eventually I always stopped cleaning them.

I dont really see the John Snow tbh.

Dude, you should get a Meiki. Fleshlight's are like the McDonald's of forever alone hand fuckery. Cheap and clown approved. Meiki is a range of pocket pussies from Japan that are silky smooth, have realistic textures and are based on Asian women I've never heard of instead of dirty whores from Brazzers.

Yeah you have to clean them, and yes there's nothing more demoralizing than flushing out your jizz from a piece of cutting edge piece of Japanese technology after you've nutted, but if you're gonna be a pathetic loser who doesn't get laid - you may as well do it in style.

Also Kiroo has an automasturbator you can sync to porn. That's pretty cool.

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It's cute that you felt the need to add the tongue part

how do you get laid if you live with your parents?

I'm not a neet, I have degree, make decent living, pay my own bills, but I live with my parents.
by default all girls would be repulsed by this fact alone, but even if that wasn't the case it would be super awkward to have sex when my mom is like 5-10 meters away from me.

>Its like a step up from jerking yourself off from lube

The best thing is to have a steady relationship with somebody who you can build a sexual relationship with. One and done's are shitty because if you fuck it up, the opportunity's gone. At least if you've got a gf you can eventually coerce her into essentially being your edging cocksleeve

wtf do you mean you pay your own bills but you live with your parents? they live with you in your house?

damn dude.

Maybe i'll check it out. Honestly though if I do get another sex toy i'll probably just go full on and get one of those 3 thousand dollar titty monster dolls. You know the one.

lol 5'8" aint manlet faggot, I know people at 5'3" that get laid. Your problem is you keep making shit excuses and not trying.

25yo kissless dateless virgin here. Does it get easier?

it's difficult to explain, lets leave it at that

>i don't even care anymore
I congratulate you on self-acceptance

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no

Where are you from? Cause I'm telling you, it's not the same here.

It did for me. Like I said I don't even care anymore.

I'm too broke for that. If I ever got $3000 I'd probably wanna spend it on something important like an overnight stay from a dom who does cock and ball torture

Your parents corpses are suspended from meat hooks in your attic, I got it

I see what you're sayin

Parents give their kids more responsibility that way, doofus

no please dont. i dont have a discord. please somebody uncurse me, does replying count? i dont want to make a discord account to join. please make it stop

You're too fucking ugly to have standards, so stop complaining you useless twat.

>stop complaining

I'm not though.

if that was true it would make everything much easier
maybe finding goth/Satanist gf would be easier too

are you saying because repulsion is a strong phrase already?

why couldn't you use 'vehemently' to denote EVEN STRONGER repulsion?

quit the foreplay and just tell us what the deal is

go to her place

why havent you gotten over yourself yet?

because you're gay

if you care about a femanon's opinion, i definitely think you are cute. if i were single and our personalities matched well enough i would definitely date you if it means anything. my bf was a 29 year old kissless virgin when we met and i think its really cute.

Have you seen any of his Hong Kong stuff? It's way better than anything he's done in America

You still have not answered my question OP.

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I live with my mom, she suffers from depression and other mental issues, doesn't make a lot of money
if I were to move out (and I want to do it) she most likely would not have any money to sustain herself/live on her own
I can't really bring any friends or anyone to my place, she often just loses it and acts just horrible towards people

hey alright
I'm open for recommendations. I like me some action movies.

fuck OP

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Nothing beats a hot dog cooked on a campfire. Otherwise I'll take a burger.

full head of hair nice.

Trust me man when you get that age, the only thing you keep a girl around for is to keep you in check and make sure you don't wonder off blank stage into traffic.

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Armor of God
Drunken Master
Drunken Master 2
Winners and Sinners
Police Story

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don't give up user, I'm a fucking trap and I can still get vegene

if I can get laid on legendary difficulty you can do it in hard mode

He's 32, not 92

Is that really legendary difficulty though? You fill that "cuteboi" niche and the supply seems low.

It really depends though.

It's not difficult, you roommate with your parents basically. Split bills and chores and it's temporary due to unforeseen events or something. Most women are okay with it knowing these facts. Now you just fuck at her place or if you're unlucky like me not at all because the bitch is in the same situation

I'm way uglier than you and got laid at 18

UK, 5'9" is average here.
That's pretty much average, you need to seriously work on self esteem instead of using these excuses. Have you tried working on your problems instead of wallowing in self pity?

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Seen all of those except the first and 4th one. Will check them out though. I love the old action movies like early Stallone and Cage.

I tried to lose my wizzard powers at 32 with some cheap nigger whore couldn't get hard
>anom, are you sure that you not gay?
got depressed as fuck.

that sucks. i guess you've got two options - go to their place, or get to a point where you can afford to rent a second place.

it would be a different story if she wasn't difficult, but because she is you're probably better off going to their place

dude how many dog niggas you got in that house? right on

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Did she look up at you, smacking her lips before saying, "lemme AKS you somethin"

i think if you're gonna get a pro you should anticipate stage fright, especially if it's your first time. get some cialis next time. hell, make a holiday out of it and go to thailand. just don't do anything stupid like marry one

>you need to seriously work on self esteem

Self-esteem is complex and I feel like oftentimes its a catch-22 situation. A lot of it is acquired (and built upon) from positive social feedback. If you don't have that to begin with, you tend to dig yourself into a hole from the effects of low self-esteem. (lack of motivation, depression/etc) which are all things nobody wants to be around.

actually fuck thailand, if you're in the states go to south america

Trim and style your hair and ditch the beard. Get an earring in your left ear and a leather jacket. Have a few beers. You'll have success.

As of right now you look like a fuckin terrorist, I'm sorry bro.

it sucks and while I really don't like blaming anyone for anything, that is part of the reason why im still virgin at 25. I just don't want any people seeing any of this.
it's been like this for my whole life and I often feel like im in some sort of a prison

That's why I'd never bother with a sex worker. I could never look past all the miles and miles of cock they've had. They clearly don't value themselves or their body and that takes the fun away from it (at least it would for me)

And they def don't give 2 shits about you on a romantic level.

yeah, i'm sorry you have to go through that mate. i know what it's like to have a dud for a parent. lucky for me i'm a cunt so i just distanced myself from said cunt. but in your situation it's hard. you ever think about just leaving and setting out on your own?

Amsterdam is great for virgin fucks. Those girls know what to do because 70% of the clients are virgins.

true, but if you're just horned up and want to fuck that's a different story. you've just been edging for the last hour and a half high af, then you call a hooker to come to your house and it's like the culmination to a day off spent poorly

Have you tried working out? As a shorter person you'll get an advantage with bodybuilding aesthetics and the endorphin spike after exercise is amazing when you feel like shit, which for you sounds like most of the time.

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itsafire#5380

if you try gay shit ill block you

Lol how old are you?

31 year old, swimming in pussy - it will not make you happy forever. Life's still shit after all, save yourself the trouble and end it on a high note

You sure you're not just burnt out? Or maybe its low quality? (not trying to diss) or maybe you want something long term? Also how regularly are you laying the pipe?

1. What are these “unrealistic standards”?
2. You are not a manlet
3. AVPD my ass, you’re just a pussy. This is what online dating is for.

I am a 5’8” 310lb ginger alcoholic with Borderline personality disorder that lives with his gay dad and can’t drive or work is a 2x felon and even I got pussy. I was going to say you must have a shit personality but I have a shit personality too, so no, you are just not trying.
I know I should kill myself but you should REALLY kill yourself if you can’t do better than me.

>Borderline personality disorder

I know a lot about that, my cousin has it. I know it's very easy for people with BPD to get into relationships (especially sexual ones) because of how you all have a honeymoon phase that is otherworldly.

You start out intensely affectionate, you idealize the other person at first and make yourself seem like the perfect partner. You put them on top of the world and then pull them down to hell.

You have no problems reeling em in but you cant keep them on the hook.

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lmfao you sound cool, i want to get drunk with you

My problem shouldn’t be your excuse. I don’t lie about who I am when I get into a relationship, I just find the same type of crazy. You are just a lazy faggot.

I’m a mean drunk.

>I don't like about who I am

You don't even know who you are mate. If your case is severe you shouldn't even consider yourself a person because everything you say and do and everything you believe in is a lie and will change to the contrary at the drop of a hat.

What on earth are you talking about? That’s a huge fucking assumption.

>go outside of your comfort zone
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