Welp, woke up this morning with body rashes

I have a small white boy peepee

Me too I wanna see the rashes and herpies to compare them to my rashes and mystery bumps

>I got paid to bang a ho, long story

It's mostly my asshole that's on fire.
Only a few small bumps on my dick

The question is, who should I rub my dick on first

dont be such a fucking pussy…
i woke up with lipherpes too…

fuck off.... its just herpes

Oh... you had gay butt sex, now u have anal herpes... that sucks! Go see a dr, and get some valtrex

This is the reason I have it

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Kill yourself.

Your sister?

Do you have a persistent cough, lesions, and fatigue?

*Aunt
No fuckers it's my ol lady

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Did i mention I'm also coming off of meth?

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Twas a great weekend

Okay... how did she give you anal herpes?

Herpies is herpies you std-free mother fucker

Phil, I'm going to go for "rimjob"

Haha
You sir have brightened my day

My old lady gave me a BJ while she had a cold sore, and I ended up with herpes simplex 1 on my junk. the upside to that is, simplex 1 in a simplex 2 region is very weak. Only had 2 flare ups in about 8 years. It also effectively makes me immune to herpes simplex 2.

Im not std free asshole... see my story here... >798616262

Oh boy, sorry to hear that.
Hope the head was worth it

I c

really not a big deal... getting head is always worth it!

Totally..
Now commear boy

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Is this your first breakout of herpes? The first flare up is almost always the worst because your body has to build the anti bodies to fight it back. After that, the anti bodies are present in you blood, and tend to keep flare ups mild.

kek

Yep, this is my first ride

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Jesus dude you're on top of this shit

Fuck make-a-wish
Hospitals need to be hiring you.
I went from sad downie debbe to happy herpies

So, good news then! This should be the worst its ever gonna be! Yay! On top of that if it is simplex 1 ( cold sore version ) then the outbreaks will diminish, and be almost non-existant over time. So expect a couple flare ups in the next year, then way less after that. Do you suspect the infection came from oral sex? Or is does your lady have a known herpes condition?

Also, Valtrex works soooo good

I don't know if you guys are sarcastic or if your standards are very low

gosh, I need to keep up the good work then

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Hush up before I touch all the doorknobs in your house with my peepee

are you herpes guy? well I do have herpes myself so I don't care that much (can greentext if you guys want)

I got hsv1 from fucking a girl that had it on her snatch lol the doc is like, you got mouth herp on yo dick cuz ahahaha