ITT: we live in the same house
ITT: we live in the same house
Camden Howard
Adam Reyes
Dibs on the big room
Wyatt Robinson
I just took a shit in every bedroom and I masturbated in the milk. Im off to the deli anyone want anything?
Daniel Gray
ok then I will be back in a bit
Robert Morales
SHITTER'S CLOGGED
Ayden Martinez
Imagine the smells.
Liam Phillips
Could you get some more milk since you're going out
Andrew Murphy
Who the fuck ate my pizza? You guys all know that I buy these for when I'm smoking weed.
Fucking assholes!
Parker Cruz
We also smoked your weed
John Robinson
Here’s some doughnuts!
Ayden Nelson
I eat a Durian fruit in every single room.
Sebastian Carter
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS!!!
Kevin Thomas
Carl, they're in the fucking same spot as they were when you set them down last night after you came back from the bar. Check the damn drawer by the sink. Why you keep putting them I'll never fucking know.
Joshua Hill
please just stay away from my room for a while, I just want to smoke weed and play vidya
John Rogers
Furious masturbation noises throughout three separate rooms with very fast footsteps
Easton Martinez
No, they're not. I put them in a condom inside a hooker's ass for safe keeping and now she's gone.
Robert Wilson
uwu hewwo evwrybody! Where are dah videogames!!!! >:3 *wags tail* *nuzzles you playfully*
Jack Taylor
Can someone watch this, I gotta run to the store.
Christian Long
fucks sake, who invited the furfag?
John?
JOHN?!
Zachary Nguyen
Who let the faggot in here? Jesus, we gonna allow Muslims next, too? It all went to shit once Max moved out.
Robert Bennett
you can't run you fat fuck
Juan Garcia
Parker Roberts
fuck you're right, I really miss Max...
Landon Hill
Max is dead to us now. Find a new cum-sponge.
Jordan Martinez
its all protein bro!
Jonathan Diaz
bad news guys I think one of is a jew! BUT WHO.................................
Ethan Hughes
That's preposterous. Jews are myths made up to scare foreskins.
Jonathan Adams
Wait a minute that’s just what a jew would say. stay back boys and keep a firm hold of your foreskins and pennies
Nolan Martinez
God damn it, I told you morons to lock up the nigger shed in the evening, can't sleep with all those moon crickets nigging in the night!
Parker Rivera
Brushing teeth don’t come in user
Elijah King
The truth is told.
Ryder Gonzalez
GTFO MY ROOM REEEEEEEEEEE
Sebastian Ward
Pay me back and we're good