Well...

Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from my smoking hot great granddaughter who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearings and signing shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.

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kek
gets better everyday

How can a grandpa be molested by his granddaughter? XD

You've been molested by your granddaughter? Pathetic HAHAHAHA.
You did the copy paste wrong.

Well about 3 months ago I told you faggot I was in line to inherit about 50 million dollars and a chain of mcDonald's restaurants from my wife's boyfriend who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearing and signing a lot of shit, it's official. I am one of the welathiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me the lst time, but now shit is settled and I may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and you can spend a day with me and my wife's son, eating fried chicken and plinking cans of cola.

great granddaughter you stupid fucks

So how old is she and you? Did she molest you by sucking her thumb whole shitting her diper on your lap?

Fucking pedo

might as well

In yesterdays thread it was 215 million, just sayin

How does that work logistically like you couldn't have been a child when she was older so technically it's statutory and you raped her

STOP BULLYING OP. NO ONE BELIEVES HIS STORY, THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!

Okay Yea Forums I'm bored so want to play a game. I'm going to put 100 bucks into Robinhood and the first posts ending in 4,7,9, & 0 tell me where to invest in. I'll change it up every day

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Invest in KYS

Everybody profits

Wow you literally have too much free time. Sad

Nothing, sadly

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Grats on the money dude

Oh god...

go see endgame

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Im sure that if you increase the rate of posting this thread to 100 times a day it will get even more original.

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i like money

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we are close

this thread is full of next level autists. OP couldnt have made the pasta any more ridiculous and yet you still sperg out

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reroll

quads get

someone stole my money!

Invest in intel.

Top/kek

70 Million... My wife was supposed to inherit a little over a half a million dollars from her great aunt, but the stupid bitch wouldn't stop fucking with it. And got her worthless druged out fake investor that stole it all.

>If there is money and an old woman is in charge of it. Kiss it good bye. Old women should NEVER be incharge of money.

Fuck it! 25 to intel

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Nvm, can only buy one share at 50

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Yeet

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watch this quad

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Well ladies and gentlemen, her got her.

3636

Shark intro yesterday was funnier

Why the hell not.

>70 million dollars

worse that can happen is nothing

cha ching

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Yh

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still confused by that story but ok

I'm poor


I suck too

quads!

jk

fuck me

I would like 20,000

I'll take it op!

I've never even seen quads lol

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Quads!!!!

liar

i will buy a car

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loli

id like that

lol billie eilish

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Unironically is Robinhood worth anything? I cant help but feel its sorta scammy but maybe im missing something.

Nope, it's a great app and have not had any issues.