Daily reminder that this is all a simulation. WAKE UP

When will you wake up?

How do you wake up? I've been trying for ages!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Help me then! D:

Fecal matter is the key to waking up.

Drive over one of these

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When the simulation is telling me life is a simulation

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but life feels so real...

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It's not user.

have you ever know what is the feeling of a vidya-character?
It's from outside that you can explain it.

Wake up

All existence is spirit. Just as ice is water, so matter is also spirit. Mineral, vegetable, animal, or human - all are a condensed form of spirit.

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I heard our simulated selfs get a stroke if we get too woke. I rather stay with the sheeple.

I am fully aware of the futility of my own existence, yet i am living pure joy knowing i will eat lunch soon.

What am i, but life itself?

Is my soul only in search of a poutine?
Or is there something greater?

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When you die you wake up

It's the truth that they don't teach you at school, adults with common sense actually don't want to touch pandora's box

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?" - Cypher
This. If we're in a simulation I don't want to know: this reality is filled with drugs, pussy, and good food. Why on earth would I want to leave it?

This.

We only die when the brain stop functioning.
And i’ll tell you something.
I’ll be thinking about drugs,pussy and good food on my deathbed.

And when it’s time to disconnect, i would have had fun.
I refuse to participate.
But i can enjoy it, knowing nothing of this will remain once we all chose to alter history,again and again.

Ive tried to "wake up" before. Nothing seems to work. However I do have a theory that death will get you out of the simulation. Kill yourself op. Fucking fag.

Think about it. When you die you are just reset. You relive the same life over and over. Thats why people have Deja Vu. That's why people believe in reincarnation! You can't escape!!!!

The man in the cloud is not got but he is in control of the simulator. What does he want with us?

I believe deja vu are an underestimated phenomenon
I bet they are the key

>wake up
How do we bring up the console and noclip?
How do we spawn horny dragons?

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The only way to escape is to be deleted permanently. Then there will be nothing.

Only for paying users.

No!

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we need the creator of this simulation

Say it were true.
What exactly am I waking up into?

Am I a lizard man strapped to a machine? Have I been put there involuntarily?
Perhaps im just data to begin with without a physical body?

Should I really wake up?

Will he free us? How do we contact him?

Wake up as in "realize"

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I think we are on the right way
He will contact us because we are bugging the system he created, so he will need us to fix it

And how exactly does this benefit me?

The truth sets you free user. We are prisoners in this hell hole

Big Brother is on to you

Suppose there is no one to wake up, jokes on you.

Guess it was the prisoner lizard man option then.

Tell you what. I dont wanna be a lizard man. So imma just play some video games and fap.

I woke up when I was on 1800ug of LSD, but they put me back to sleep.

Guess im a lizard man prisoner then?

Tell you what though, Im pretty keen on just playing some video games and having a wank. Unless I can do that after waking up and escaping relatively easy.

Gimme proof or fck off

Why don't you give the proofs of the opposite of op thought?

love this guy

dude every single "role" there is in society has been created out of nothing by us. it's all a shared, crowd-sourced story we tell ourselves.

Once when I was losing my fuckibg mind on shrooms I couldve sworn u was dying and I saw 2 figures trying to wake me up behind a white light and they were telling me this is all a simulation that I'm close to being free.

Really? Because I don't remember any of us making up these roles in society. It's all been programmed into our brains

you learn it as you grow up you 'tard. you get it drilled into you at home, in schools and your first jobs.

Or maybe those memories are just uploaded into our heads!

make light of it if you like, it's probably easier than facing the truth.

But this is the truth

there are no memories dummy. there doesn't need to be.

Explain? We have been trained to believe that this is all real.

we train each other. while at the same time making it more difficult for people who don't believe these roles are real to pass on their genes

can you explain this in other words?

dubs
checked

you are born as a clean slate. you need to be taught, forcefully often times, your "place". if you deviate from your assigned place the system (all of us, society as a whole) applies pressure on you to conform. if you do not conform, then it applies negative pressure (keeping you away from mating potential in prisons for example) so that life is more difficult for you, making it harder to pass on your genes.

i agree. this world is too fucked up to be real.

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if you help perpetuate the system that's in place you get rewarded the most - either by towing the line, by creating propaganda for the system (movies, tv, books, etc) or by generating escapist distractions for people who might otherwise be fighting the system. porn, games,

I know, but how fag?

He, I wish. But simulation-wise this whole empty universe crap with huge distances, hostile environment and lack of tech to get elsewhere would make sense.

Anyone ever experience any glitches in "reality"?

all technology facilitates the system that's in place unless very carefully guarded against it. we call it Culture but what it really is is a complicated but completely made-up framework of roles, rules and outward indicators of your place in the system, in a way that allows for constant human growth because that's the only real metric we have.

got committed off 9g of shrooms and talked to dead nurses and 7 year old girl with down syndrome. drugs help break it but questioning everything around you is real or not helps you make cracks in it, stay safe anons.
gate gate pāragate pārasaṃgate bodhi svāhā

Thing is its not simulating a reality. It is the reality. Theres nothing outside of the Simulation.no creator. The entire existence is digital. Everything is programmed.
The purpose oft it you ASK? Its a loop. A infinite loop of the existence (your consciouss universe) to understand itself.
The existence is nothing more than the question and the answer at the same time

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Hitler is directly responsible for the SJW wave. Had he not unleashed his autism onto the world most people would still be relatively socially conservative leaning.

fags itt

if it wasn't him it would have been something else that did it.