So after waiting 8 seasons the undead king gets killed in such a cliché way. By a 4ft8" girl weighing 7 stone....Now the final bosses are a pregnant woman and a pirate.
Can't wait for this dumb fucking show to be over.
So after waiting 8 seasons the undead king gets killed in such a cliché way. By a 4ft8" girl weighing 7 stone....Now the final bosses are a pregnant woman and a pirate.
Can't wait for this dumb fucking show to be over.
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how else are people supposed to die?
What exactly were you expecting from a show written by a Jew?
Maybe something less cliché would be a good starting place?
an epic one to one combat would have been cliche
Did I say it wouldn't?
If you think "the night king" story arc is over, you are in for a surprise...
Please enlighten. All it took was one stab and she managed to do it because she was tiny but strong. Everything really makes sense now.
What would not be a cliche death?
Bran pulling some voodoo shit on him?
Did I say you say it wouldn't? Messing with your expectations is one of the decent things about this show. There must be a surprise coming, ie the ice zombies weren't the main enemy after all and now their armies are decimated.
Yeah he should had started to levitate and fire energy beams and shit.
I was actually waiting for something like that
Im certainly sure he will come back somehow. Shit was just too easy.
They're gone. Decimated would mean 1/10th are gone.
Maybe Bran could have offered to have sucked the undead king off. But the undead king didn't know that Bran had a couple of dragon glass teeth...That wouldn't have been a cliché. and we know how much the makers of GoT like dicks etc.
> kek
everything is "cliche" at this point... its 2019, everything you can think of has been done and can be predictable, it had to end someway, you're being an ungrateful television watcher because that was one of the best episodes of TV available to watch
I'm on OPs side in this, they could've done so much more but instead opted for the "even the FUCKING UNDEAD aren't as monstrous as the EVIIILLLL HUMAAAAANNNSSSSS".
Give me a break. I don't mind Arya killing the Night's King but so early?
So does she go south and kill the incest whore and pirate or does Bronn end up shooting them because of friends saved the world?
I bet you crying ass niggers will be tuned in the next two sundays to see what happens. Sit your false outrage having asses the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Think she will rape and murder the mountain next?
What happened with Azor Ahai? Will this only be in the books?
Why are all women power rolls so forced?
>Can't wait for this dumb fucking show to be over
and yet you continue to watch it
tbf you sound like the dumb one in this situation
Spoiler: night king is actually not dead. A friend of mine showed me the script (can’t say his role but he’s close to the show)
My uncle works for Nintendo too. Can confirm this is true
Not the same user. "Annihilated" would have been a more appropriate word. But also, were not Roman, and no one uses "decimated" in such a strict sense any more. But you're right in that it would not mean "wiped out completely".
Surprised you jew incels aren't made about the fluff piece of that little girl killing the giant.
If you quit being a pussy you just might start getting some pussy.
My 2nd cousin went to IKEA once, Jon Snow will be made into new night king
There show is a gynocracy. The fantasy is that women are more powerful.
That's actually not a terrible idea
Then dont watch it and stop complaining.
Arya killing the night king was heavily foreshadowed and made the most sense.
Jon 1v1 with lich king would have been obvious lazy and hard to believe.
harder to believe than arya killing him? You also probably wet your pants when little mormont killed an undead giant. Go shill your SWJ crap somewhere else
Imagine making a show of a song of ice and fire and not having patchface top kek
Yes, from the start
Nigger there are 3 episodes left, it’s over
Isn't Bran good for regular bowel movement?
Everyone could see the result would be shit.
you're still going to watch? the single event i still care about is cleganebowl
and you will still watch the last 3 episodes. stay mad theoryfags, you're not smart.
Fair enough to let Arya get the kill, but cmon, let her use her faceless man shit at least, she should’ve shifted into a white walker and got close that way.
It’s not that early considering there’s only 3 episodes left. NK is definitely a cooler villain but Cersei is and always has been the most threatening, most complex villain in the show. She needs more than an episode or 2 to wrap up her storyline
cant wait for martin to finish the books and them be amazing compared to this shit show. and yeah im still gonna watch you faggot
How the fuck is an assassin with the power to change faces turning herself into a zombie to sneak up on the undead lord and stab him in the same spot that created him cliche??????
Where else has this ever happened in what media ?
I'm starting to think you guys dont even know what clich
So much this. It's so obviously politically motivated, we're supposed to accept that a battle upon which the future of humanity hinges has a place for a Scrappy 9 year old girl because 'girl power'.
The visuals we're great, but the storytelling is fanfic level retarded now.
that and also none of the white walkers or the night king had any feats at all
the night king is a fucking low tier green arrow villain for all we know, he didn't do dick but make it cloudy outside
They basically have advanced disguise masks, not a complete head to toe body suit, I think it would be a bit too hard to do that. I thought Arya might have taken him out with an obsidian arrow from the wall, you know...the safer way.
the fat cunt will die of a heart attack before he finishes the book. this is all you get.
>spoiled girl is more complex than the eight thousand year old superzombie who wages war against the modern age and is the antithesis of the plot in that he doesn't care what house you are or your loyalties
if you can't see that you need to read more books
thematically, NK is the last, most threatening villain of the story
cersei got her shit wrecked by an old man in pajamas
>implying brandon sanderson wouldnt finish the series in spectacular fashion
kek keep your tv shit faggot
he did break the all time record for javelin throw tho
Except she still has the Golden Army to use all the wildfire she has, ontop of her making more because why not it's not like the Pyromancers who made the stuff died somewhere in the story anyways. With the north's army crippled, Cercei having a shitton of wildfire and many Balistas for the last dragon, and it'll be a battle.
I mean she’s probably like 20 now
the nigga raises the dead you dumb fuck
how daft can this site get?
>
>Isn't Bran good for regular bowel movement?
>Everyone could see the result would be shit.
This guy gets it.
Bran is night king. Bran has many eyes.
Gurl power prophesied to close many eyes.
Bran is kill
and she still fights in the name of a house, for glory, and for riches
she's not a complex character at all compared to the night king, especially considering
1. we don't even know WHO the fuck he is
2. he rode a dragon and we know he's not a targaryen
3. he wants people to understand him
and arya killed them all
Haha loser. It was awesome watching a trained professional assassin take out powder like that.
yeah because the show writers are shit and cant come up with anything good that martin hasnt told them.
I don't think you know what the word cliche means
Did none of you niggers realize the dagger used to kill the NK was the same dagger the assassin had in season 1 that was supposed to kill Bran?
Oh i'm not denying that Cercei is boring and the night king deserved the last fight alot more, but shitty writing brought them to this point to eh...they try to make a battle or two out of a shitty written situation.
your point being?
Yes because she the used element of surprise and was clever about it.
Jon was just going to try to fight this magical undead killing machine. jon is just a human He shouldn't stand a chance in a fair 1v1
Also fuck you at least I'm not intimidated by a tiny little girl. Try having an original thought for once in your life instead of spouting off memes that dont even apply.
No these dumb shits want some dumb ass ending instead
>OI, IS THAT VALYRIAN STEEL YOU GOT THERE MATE
>MUH DRAGUNS
did you even realized that it was littlefinger's dagger and that combined with tons more evidence points to littlefinger being a fucking better faceless man than arya?
THAT ENDING WAS SHIT. I hope Maisie Williams gets bullied in real life for this shit.
but HOW
he had his entire army -- that he hiveminds with -- surrounding him, and the gods' wood is 3 acres
HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THERE?
Something less cliche like Jon being suggested for several seasons as being the one who will do it, fighting past all the dead and a dragon to kill the nk in a climactic duel?
This animated porn ad at the bottom of the black chick getting assfucked is not sexy
The magical Faceless Man Teleportation Bullshit Jutsu
you do realize that she is a literal rogue class, she can 1v1 anyone that's currently in winterfell. The Night King got cocky and put his closest followers on standby after seeing Bran had no one else to protect him. She crept up and did her slight of hand shit with that dagger, like she did in that duel with Brienne of Tarth. Night King deserved it for getting caught lacking. He could have easily 360 no scoped Bran with an ice javelin, but NK wanted to savor that victory.
Winter is Canceled.
Stupid fucking story decisions.
Night King shouldn't have been killed off here. The first five minutes of the battle made plain that no mortal army should stand any sort of chance against NK and his army.
Everything leading up to this has suggested that it would take the unified strength of every kingdom to defeat them. That has always been the main conflict: the kingdoms are fighting against each other for power, when only unity will provide the strength needed to defeat the threat which is coming with winter. Wait, never mind, all you need is Arya, threat gone, reason to unite the kingdoms gone, Bran did absolutely fuck all, fucking stupid, stupid, stupid story decisions.
>AIEEEEEEEEEE
This.
Not really, his left hand was free the whole fucking time, coulda used both hands and snpped her neck right then and there, but nah.
You mean you didn't see that coming? Why else would they have kept that little toad around?
i love how Yea Forums complains constantly that reddit is the biggest cancer next to jews but steals shit from reddit all the fucking time.
I had the same idea, that Bran would be using the crows to distract or even poke out and eye of the night king. That is hilarious
jon was raised from the dead. he's everything but just a human.
if this show handn't turned into SJW propaganda, they could've had jaimie and brienne killing the NK. brienne is an actual fighter and both have one half of ned stark's sword, that was stained with ned stark's own blood. and to make it even more compatible with the prophecy on the books, have jaimie sacrifice himself and be impaled by brienne to kill the NK, referencing the prince quenching his sword by stabbing his lover's heart. but no, lets give SJWs on twitter something to gush about
She walked to the wood with the face of a whitewalker. That's how she got there.
They dont show it because it would ruin the surprise of her then killing him.
deus ex machina
there was no walking room
also he fucking hiveminds with every zombie, he'd see one of them getting cut down
he saw enough to block the first stab, right?
How do you peel the face off an ice sculpture? Just curious.
No it wasn’t. Right hand on her dagger hand, left hand on her neck.
She had a free hand though, and she used it. NK wasn’t going to die in some slow dramatic way on his knees surrounded by all the goodies. The only way to kill him off was something quick and surprising
What's so important in the guy who can control birds? Fuck him
Well you should just slap their peepee.
Yeh you are right, in fact in lord of the rings Legolas should of appeared out of nowhere to throw the rings into Mordor, fuck same and Frodo that’s too expected and built up. It’s not like doing that would diminish their entire journey st all.
>owning a fancy dagger makes you a better faceless man than training with them for years
Kind of like shooting a bow with an obsidian arrow since she's practically a sniper with it now that she's had Faceless Man training and all.
I wish
This TV show is a shit
Turned her self in to a zombie? She would have needed a zombie face bro. Dude the show sucks now that they dont have the books to loosely tie it too. They dont know what to do and have tanked the show. Get over it fanboy fag
Several people in the show came back from the dead. One dude came back at least 5 times. They are still human when they come back never does it imply that they get special powers once they return.
So you complained about it being SJW shit and your solution is to have another woman defeat him...
Also that would have been super random for brienne to kill him then you could make a legit sjw claim as their is zero build up or foreshadowing that she would do that. Plus she was busy killing a fuck load of white walkers.
I think most of people watch this series nowadays only because "the others do so". They are just too stupid to find any easter eggs or tie threads together.
Amen brother. Probably do it better than Martin could anyway.
The point all you fuckin virgins is missing that you whine and bitch when ANY woman does something in a film or TV program. There is no way for you that anyone but a white man in fiction could do anything without it being MUH SJW propaganda.
Shut the fuck up and I hope when you grow up your shitty outdated ideas will fade and you'll actually lead a happy life.
Was great in season 1, emphasized that mistakes had consequences, not this saved at the last moment bullshit that's happened since Season 6, only acceptable BS was Jon getting resurrected, but should have costed Melissandra's life.
they're finally getting back to the whole point of the show. The fucking Game of Thrones.
He could have, but he didn't. Same applies to Theon, NK could have just rekt his shit but he just stabbed him with Theon's own spear and left him there to die.
I honestly wish The NK would've just subzero fatality'd Theon.
With magic duh...
have sex
Why the fuck did ice king even attack? He had them outnumbered with an army that doesn't need to eat or sleep. Could have just waited the 2 or 3 weeks it would have taken for everyone to run out of food.
Did you not watch the episode? Literally thousands of faces to choose from just laying around. Pick a face any face.
we don't know what the fuck he did before he was master of coin, but we do know he set the entire plot in motion by poisoning jon arryn, we know it was his poison that killed koffrey, and we know he carries a dagger in absolutely every single appearance on the show
we know he has a conversation with a girl we've never seen and he hands her a braavos coin
we know he holds his right hand on his stomach the entire show until after that scene
She would have needed a white Walker face idoit. They shatter when killed. Fucking incel.
Why?
She was a more powerful priestess than the guy who brought beric back 6 times
prove it?
Lmao it took you8 seasons to realize how fucking dumb your show is.
I do regularly with my nerd wife. Fucking wizard
Not the same guy, but how many humans died and were resurrected and didnt turn to ice. She could have used one if their faces.
I have no problem with a woman killing the NK, but at least make it believable. Brienne has ned's sword, part of it at least, and swore an oath to protect ned's daughters. Her whole dynamic with jaimie is foreshadowing of death. Arya can be as sneaky as she wants, but she is still an adolescent. Brienne is 7ft tall, probably weighs somewhere around 250lbs and walks around 99% of the time clad in plate armor. She could probably knock anyone in the shows's world with one blow
Still better than any garbage you watch
Did you forget when arya kicked her ass in the duel?
That wouldn't have worked either, since he has command of the undead, one walking alone would signal off NK to that shit. Would have been better to let Arya been hidden at a vantage point in the Weirwood Tree waiting for NK to let his guard down then get the headshot with an obsidian arrow.
Don't you inbreds realize game of thrones has always only cared about getting people to talk about their show by doing stuff they know will piss off half the viewers so more idiots go watch it?
you mad that the show you invested so much time into is coming to a shit end? kek
Nah fucking the show went so off plot by that point they had to do dumb shit. All starks are wergs, join went in to snow at time of stabbing and came back after being healed. Not some red priestess resurrection bullshit. Show sucks.
plot armor, much? plus brienne gave arya a kick in the chest that should've turned arya's ribs into gravel
she almost landed a fake hit and brienne was about to hit her, too
let's also pretend the 8,000 year old superzombie with wizard powers is as immobile as a retard woman in a suit of armor
Nah wights are not white walkers, and it's hard to take the face off of something with half a face. Faceless men preserve the faces off fresh kills you cant cover your face with half a face.
Except we do
As a young man he duelled neds older brother for catlyn and got opened up from neck to groin, then he decided fighting isn't for him and he started collecting secrets and playing the game instead
I enjoyed the fuck out of it, watched it twice.
Y'all can eat a bowl of dicks.
Tbh I don’t think dragonglass would affect the NK. Fire didn’t do shit to him. I think it had to be Valyrian steel
I'm not sure if the regular ones shatter
But
Their were also plenty of dead and mangled regular people laying around. a dead face is a dead face.
Olennna tyrell poisoned joffrey
Wights are undead zombies controlled by white walkers. White walkers are the ice dudes that control them. See the problem with your zombie face idea?
You guys are in for a big surprise and anger. The queen kills the dragon queen . Arya gets get eaten by a dragon. Jon battles the big guy and dies.I work on the show
Well ok then she could throw the Valerian Steel dagger at his head, she was literally showing off the previous episode that she had the skill to throw daggers with great precision.
Using Littlefinger's poison. Watch the scene with him and Sansa on the boat.
Same. I think the people complaining either 1. Don’t understand complex television 2. Are just upset that all their favorite characters are alive and all their theories were wrong or 3. Don’t understand that NK was on meant to symbolize death and that Cersei is still the real threat to the 7K.
There were some cheesy moments, and a lot of “just in time” acts of heroism, but overall I thought it was great. Had me on the edge of my seat
Go watch any of the other main battle episodes throughout the 8 seasons all were better than this shit
I agree
But imagine how even LESS climactic that would have been. People are already bitching about how anti climactic his death was, although I disagree with that. Quick death doesn’t have to equal anticlimactic
that was when he was about 17, or so? he wasn't hand of coin until 3 years before ned came to king's landing
so we have a good 10 years before, and maybe 15 or so after that event, of littlefinger not really doing anything or having a trail until the tourney at harrenhal where he told brandon that lyanna had been kidnapped by rhaegar
All he could do as a priest was light his sword and bring back beric, admitted to having weak faith
She lit every dothraki arakh in one go, had much better fire feats in general, birthed shadows assassins etc
Just walk in to the wood behind the NK their was a big group with him she could have easily blended in.
NK was a bit distracted by finally being a few steps from his goal of killing the 3 eyed raven
Even still he does notice her it's just that she is clever enough to drop the blade and stab him.
Genius. Someone hire that guy
>makes undead dragon and flies him around, melts the wall, marches giant undead army south
what a punk bitch
My biggest issue was the cavalry charge. The directors give their bullshit artistic reason for doing it but its shit tier writing. They had some of the greatest military minds and time to plan and we are supposed to believe that they would send the entire cavalry as a first wave attack into what even a laymen would
Have expected to be certain defeat.
Well look at other fights in the show.
They are raw and gritty, Ned Stark gets stabbed by some random soldier, Tywin gets shot while taking a dump Oberyns head gets crushed because he was being cliche.
The night king gets ambushed from the back, where he had like a hundred undead, like 5 elite squad boys.
He grabs Ayra by the throat and she does some weird ass ninjutsu narutoshit.
Idk, there are plenty more fitting ways to the show, just a good spear thrust from Arya or knife throw would have felt way less cliche.
Or her jumping from a direction that didn't have an army behind it.
Not a silly villain choke hold.
There are plenty ways to be less cliche
robert jordan books 2.0
Littlefinger is connected to EVERYTHING... You all just don't see it he is still alive and he will be the main climax to this declining pile of shit show
Jon warged his own corpse when he died until he just got better?
What the actual fuck are you smoking?
False. That wave of wights was something else. Nearly shat myself
I mean I know in the episode they were hinting at her sneaking skills but come on, he had eyes on all sides, literally surrounded Bran and the Weirwood Tree, honestly I don't think she could sneak past all that, only even counting the White Walker spotting her.
I know I know I know
What ever the names are she just needs the face to blend in with the grunts becoming on of the generals would have been silly as there would have obviously been too many of them.
Pussy
S8 is turning out to be very disappointing, last ep sucked from top to bottom.
How about the fucking trebuchets in the fucking front line????
>they're finally getting back to the whole point of the show. The fucking Game of Thrones.
That's the name of the first book, not the point of the main story arc. The main story arc was how treachery-as-usual kingdom drama must be put aside, and sworn enemies with valid grievances against each other must put their vendettas on hold and join together against a new and implacable threat. But now that threat's gone, and with it the main story arc, because now it's, "never mind, back to treachery-as-usual!"
Turns out Cersei was right not to send aid, the unstoppable threat that has been looming since episode fucking one never even made it south of goddammed Winterfell. Fucking absurd anticlimax.
I feel like I just watched Luke getting his hand cut off and then killing Vader anyway. What the fuck is left to be a serious threat? Is there anyone Arya couldn't now plausibly assassinate? She can materialize anywhere and kill anyone, and nobody can say it's unrealistic, because that's now canon for Arya.
Book five intro is all about this read mother fucker
Using the poison the tyrells planted on sansa, rewatch the scene
Olenna very slyly removes one of the stones from sansa's necklace and drops it into joffrey cup
tiny but strong?? F O outta here with that bullshit
And deciding to stop using them for no apparent reason.
So many directors do this now. Rather than make an enemy clever and actually have to write a complex narrative they just have main characters do something inexplicably retarded with little to no justification as to why.
This show has been going downhill since S3 but this season is just terrible. All the reunions between characters feel so forced and cringe.
I don't watch this show I just came here to watch you guys melt down but this post is the only thing ITT that has sounded like it has the makings of a great story
jamie is going to kill cersei while she sits on the throne and arya will get one last kill and then the rest of them will fight the lannister army and only like one more known character will die and then its over screenshot this post
Who then fends off the dead in the courtyard or leads part of they army outside ?
Arya cant take the role of commander and if Brianna and jaime leave then the castle just gets even more overrun then it already was.
Also I dont think any human could or should be able to 1v1 the night king. Dude displayed a few superpowers throughout the show who know what else hes got up his sleeve a human doesn't stand a chance.
the funny thing about this complaint is you're pulling a Night King and underestimating a girl who can stick a knife in your guts like anyone else
That wave was great, the refusal to show them prior to that was top-notch suspense building, I liked everything about that. The problem I have is that that wave of death somehow lost. That's just retarded. There were several armies gathered together inside and outside a fortified city, and if the main arc were to be respected, they would all have to lose, so the threat could continue its path south and lead to a final showdown requiring the combined effort of every kingdom. That wave of death was a force frightening enough to drive home the point that for all their size, the armies gathered at Winterfell are no match for the Night King and his dead army, that no mortal army is. But then the good guys somehow won, because yay good guys! Stupid. So stupid. The show now has no looming threat. There is no reason to care.
he didn't melt the wall and telling zombies to march is something anyone can do
he's a low tier dragon ball villain, master roshi could beat him
See this is my exact problem, I really couldn’t give two shits who sits on the iron throne at the end, they’ll be killed in two months by someone else anyway.
using poison that petyr made for them
he literally explains to sansa that he did it because there was no motive
he does everything but say he owed a death and that a man is no one dude
Seriously other than throwing that ice spear he hasn’t done shit but stand and look menacing
no see they're "breaking the wheel" by introducing diversity and scrong wamen
Varamyr wargs into something else when he's dying, fine
He doesn't warg into his own fucking corpse until he just randomly stops being dead
Whatever happened to that theory that bran is the night king? He could have just killed himself from another dimension and here we are talking about arya.
I meant ghost my bad.
turns out jews care a lot more about money than storytelling, who would've thought
why are the floor and wall randomly labeled
They have veered from the original story because this part of the story hasn't been written yet. So now faggots are in control. Mary Sues win all the battles and everyone else is useless cannon fodder.
The canary in the coal mine is that the midget has nothing clever to say anymore.
Cersei is stronger than nephew fucker and I will not be convinced otherwise.
This. Fuck i would have took the ending being that the whites actually win.
We have had an entire show over multiple seasons building up to pretty much a single episode of content. It feels like the directors wanted to just get it out of the way so they could tell whatever faggot vision they have for the finale.
I hope I'm wrong.
That makes more sense but it still needs something to bring him back, he can't just get up like "that's enough being dead, let's go do stuff"
>I hope Maisie Williams gets bullied in real life for this shit.
I hope you drop dead you stupid autist. Why do you care so much? It is just a fucking show you mutt.
>I'm confident I can figure out a way for this to be the jews' fault
What's important is that you're the real victim here.
He should have at least had a sword fight win jon snow, complete bullshit. Like finding out Iron-man dies at the end of End Game. SMH
I agree with that. There were many points where I thought “Holy fuck they are literally all going to die” but unless they planned to kill off everyone except maybe Jon and Dany (who I assume would get away on a dragon or something). But if the NK won that battle the show would have been over. No way Cersei could beat that army either
>cliché
Name 3 movies where this happens
White knight to the rescue!
Picture this: Arya tries her sneaky bullshit and fails. Brienne, Jaimie, Jon and whoever else gets there. They cut through the other walkers and get to NK. At this point is 4 or 5v1. Fight, fight, fight. Jon is knocked down, arya is knocked down. Remember Dragon Ball, when goku held raditz long enough for piccolo to kill them both? Jaimie does the same with NK. Brienne impales both of them with oathkeeper, jaimie first, going through his heart, referencing the prophecy, how the blade that kills the night king has to be quenched in the blood of a loved one, and then NK, killing him.
>you do realize that she is a literal rogue class, she can 1v1 anyone that's currently in winterfell.
im guessing you forgot just a few minutes BEFORE she teleported to the NK she was running away from everybody and everything looking for a corner to hide in but then Mel the Red gives her BS inspiration line and now Arya has a huge S on her chest. [rolls eyes] cliche. lazy. boring.
i This your This.
Movies where the invincible Mary Sue shows up to be the hero? Every Jewllywood movie since 2016.
No way they’re cutting through that many walkers/wights. They’re already exhausted. Would have been a cool way to do it though
nah if anything they should've outfitted the crows with dragon glass armour. Or just dragon glass beak armour
I really hope arya Will die, that bich is so ugly
While I think you have a valid point, the reason most rational people are upset is just that the whole show built up this zombie apocalypse plot line and it was just undone very abruptly. Even if it had been Sam, or Theon, or literally anyone else but in the same way, it would've felt cheap and forced.
This or just send in an army of infected rats.
She got a nice body tho.
Holy shit, I was going to say everything wrong with the episode, but it won't even let me post because it was way too much.
If you unironically thought this episode was one of the best episodes on television then you're absolutely retarded or need to rewatch it and try to look at it even a little critically
>Fails every lesson at "Le assassin school"
>Only shown that Arya can kill with neck stabs and use a staff
>Appears one episode a master of all weapons
Ok.
>50,000 white walkers surronding night king plus generals
>Noone sees the one white walker moving towards the night king even though it's shown they can see through the blizzard
Ok.
DUMBEST excuse ever. gratz on ur fail.
The knife trick dumbass.
10 to 1 odds that was just the prop de[department being lazy rather than some top tier planning from the dabids.
People are supposed to die when they are killed.
It’s funny because I think the same thing about people who hated it
If you ignore the storyline it was great cinematically. It just made no damn sense.
You gullible people. Yeah, the Night King is dead by the 3rd episode? Well no need for more episodes, let's wrap it up! Of course he's not really dead.
I figured out what is going to happen to basically every character last season, the creators\writers weren't brilliant hiding it.
because women aren't powerful
more like because you have to be a bad writer to work in Hollywood. Top tier writers are publishing novels not shitting out scripts in a writing farm with 15 other people
You can think that, but the people who hated it can actually tell you what's wrong with the episode. If you blindly like bad writing, that's fine. You can say you enjoyed it and that to you it was one of the most enjoyable episodes on television, but to claim it's good is just stupid due to all of the problems.
Does she fit into the prophecy what so ever?
Even what the red woman said seems like a bullshit afterthought.
>names every possible eye colour of people she will kill
>see i mentioned blue! This must have been your destiny!!
>It was great cinematically
It wasn't. You couldn't even see what was going on. I understand that maybe some people were able to see everything in the episode, but there were many many complaints about how dark it was and how no one could see shit. There's even been memes about it, and people have posted screen grabs asking what shot in the picture is because they can't even see it.
>The visuals we're great, but the storytelling is fanfic level retarded now.
The entire subplot was that it took a half a dozen fighters and and divine intervention to get her there.
Anyway, this isn't new. Frodo got the ring to Mordor; Merry stabs the Witch King in his leg and Eowyn surprises him (at least in the books), and Arya went faceless men disguised as a white walker, and stuck up and murdered the Night King in a moment of hubris and pride.
F O outta here with that "im 5 yrs old and i canmake up shitty excuses for lazy writing and lack of imagination"
The while battle was full of retarded military blunders. That even a 12 yo kid playing starcraft could have strategized better.
Thats like saying "finally they killed voldemort in Harry Potter book 5, now they can finally get back to the real point of the show, the philosophers stone!
I dont watch GoT but even as someone that doesnt I know how retarded your statement is
Just buy a proper TV and stop shitposting. I saw everything just fine on HBO GO on my tv and I have to state that HBO go has lesser picture quality than netflix
Plot armor galore. Brienne could have had a smoke while Arya hit at her with needle, because she has no chance getting passed her armor with that smallsword. That was perhaps the worst fight of the series.
Best fight imo was Brienne vs the Hound
>in a moment of hubris and pride.
He doesn't have hubris or pride. He's an implacable foe. He's a glacier. That's literally his whole deal.
But you don't actually know that she did that. They never showed it on screen and you literally have to make head canon to explain it. That's bad writing. Also, none of the other ones even moved in the first place. Are you telling me that NONE of them would find only one of them walking up to the NK not even a LITTLE odd?
>But but but the scene where the one looks back!!!!!
Yes, and by that point she would've had to have walked past many of them
>B-but they aren't intelligent
Yet they could figure out how to get past the fire AND go around the drsgonglass on the walls when climbing Winterfell
Harry potter is a story about an old ducks that can't take over a high school because there are students in it.
fuq we are getting worse then the SJW Cuck-o duck
wow ad this point you a just complains because WAMMAN cant defeat bad guy
let me ask you what do you think how it should have ended
and i will tell you why it is still a cliché
Again, the fact that many people had this problem isn't just a me thing.
>also he fucking hiveminds with every zombie
Do we know it's a two-way Borg collective hivemind sort of dealer? I always got the impression it was mostly one way, between the king and walkers vs the wights.
Not to mention it was a charge at night. Would've been a wiser decision to make a wall of horse corpses to fight behind at that point.
This whole episode had some shit tier siege tactics.
The thing is i actually like brienne and how she was written.
Cerci is also powerful in a believable way.
Danny using a dragon to kill him in some fucked up fashion may have worked too. She is a dumb fuck in it imo but her dragons make her believable and still powerful.
But what do we get? The random ninja girl and some cheap slight of hand stab with no explanation at all of how she even got anywhere near the cunt. The issue is not that woman cannot be powerful it that they wrote this narrative terribly.
Littlefinger=arya
You're right. It's a dumb cunt thing. Learn to adjust your tv settings
>tell me anything you like so I can tell you that you're wrong and that I am very smart.
Hard pass.
I doubt that was planned. It was more of a panic move, just because he could. Just like someone jumping out of a 4th floor window because the house is on fire. It's a chance, you don't question the odds.
The thing is that most of people are thick in the head. Dark shitty display with a shit setting on a sunny day ... Yadda yadda episodes too dark
My man
Is little fingers still alive? I was hoping he'd poison everyone after victory over the iced over folk but I'm not interested enough to even pirate this pile of manure anymore.
Because that’s how it’s written. I hate feminists too, but don’t be such a butthurt fag about it
They get fucking slaughtered at winterfell. John escapes on a dragon.
Whites march south and fuck up whoever is left at kings landing, john rejoins the battle late from fear of being attacked by both sides, defeats the king and takes the iron throne, irony being that there is fuck all left to rule.
Yeah that's why he was smiling and practically laughing his balls off the whole time.
Would’ve been awesome if he came back as a wight
How he can be alive if the little bitch was cut his throat
She doesn't qualify as a Mary sueI think you're misunderstanding me, I got no qualms with Jon waring into ghost as he dies but there needs to be some reason for him to come back and the only ways we've seen in the show are being raised by a ww or brought back by a red priest
Okay so? How does that change what I said?
>They never showed it on screen
All that stuff with Beric and the Red Woman was there to show it.
>trick
how is switching hands a trick?
here is a trick for you faggot
i feel a little bad about it, but i totally agree. but she wont cuz grrms wife said arya is her fav
>watching a show that's popular that i don't like >does something and it is wrong regardless of >any real reason or outcome because i am >superior and unique in my opinion
No. Many people, like me, have watched it at night.
Except again, I shouldn't have to. I already had it pretty high to begin with and I shouldn't have to adjust just because the show runners are too retarded to set up a actual proper lighting.
Stop defending garbage.
have sex
>defending garbage
you remind me of blizzard fanboys
It's a bit ridiculous that a half- trained faceless man did the deed. Yes, it was Littlefinger's knife, yes she pulled the same move on Brienne. Call backs and foreshadowing don't equal a good plot. Humanity built a 300 mile long, 500 foot high wall and defended it for 8000 years. All to protect against this threat. They had time to get fuck tons of obsidian from Dragonstone and take a captured zombie to King's Landing, but their master plan was basically a ditch filled with sticks. No wild fire, no tar, no clever battle tactics. Sure, dragons and a bunch of man power, but NK had that too.
Really? Show me a screenshot of Arya changing into a Wight. I'll wait.
While you're at it, show me a screenshot of how she snuck past everyone and why none of the wights weren't moving, but none of them found it odd that one was when it's been proven that they have SOME intelligence.
Also then show me how NK knew Arya was about to jump to try and kill him, but he didn't know she was sneaking through the army.
I'll wait for these screenshots.
Personally it felt like the lighting was to help keep it look legit with the huge scale it was on. A full episode battle scene cant be cheap. Even for a show with their budget
that's so cliche in not trying to be cliche like a fanfiction
For suck's sake, the very first episode of the whole fucking series shows that
youtube.com
It wasn't cheap. The lighting was still poor.
I get it that they wanted to keep it realistic. That's why I forgive the shaky can. But we still need to actually see the episode.
It fucked me off that she screamed during the lunge. She is a trained assassin why the fuck give yourself away at the last hurdle.
Okay, maybe the Red God brought Beric Donarian back to life 30 times to save Arya's life and have her instructed by the Red Woman just in advance of the final showdown with the NK, not because Arya was somehow specially skilled and positioned for this very specific moment in time (while Jon fought a dragon, Dany was under assault, and Theon got his ass kicked), but because there was some other plan we don't know about that had nothing to do with Arya and could have been executed by anyone, really.
im kinda disappointed Mel didnt summon another shadow thing, OR anything else, just stood around waiting to tell frightened little girl shes suppose to kill somebody with blue eyes. there were SO many other fantastic ways this could have played out and they chose the least interesting/plausible way. sad.
Littlefinger knew they were going to kill him a girl warned him saying his time was up before he "died" and he gave her a faceless man bravos coin so she would put on his face and die in his place. Littlefingers family is also from bravvos and littlefinger has been involved in pretty much everything since the start.
the perfect moral hero wins
and the evil force is the final boss
sure why not just finished after ned starks introduktion
arya is killing cersei and taking the throne because "mUh gUrLPoWeR"
>Faceless Man training
Oh yeah where she failed every lesson ran away then became a master of every weapon an episode later.
Honestly I would've preferred a good guy team wipe; all dead or defeated by the NK.
His army marches onto Kings Landing, big show of power, raise all the dead and have them proclaim "death or worship".
Cercei, having been betrayed by her bought army who've fucked off, decides to accept bowing to the NK if it means she can still keep her puppet throne.
Humanity go back to sending sacrifices to the white walkers and the wheel of time rolls on.
And yet you still have to make up head canon to try and explain what happened. This is bad writing, because we don't know how she was able to sneak past an entire army and while we can make guesses, it was never showed on camera.
It also almost certainly won't be shown later. This is just bad.
There's also no reason Cersei should even be a threat now. Arya can just kill her. I mean she was able to do all of that, and get past an entire army, she should be able to teleport to Cersei and just stab her
>B-but she face changed
We don't know that. Her teleporting is literally just as likely because we don't even know if faceless men can take the faces of undead. We know they can of dead people, but the wights are still somewhat alive, and this wasn't shown to be something that was possible.
>half smile on one side of face
>"He's practically laughing his balls off!"
That's a Valerian dagger with dragonglass, which is what kills them, and actually was the dagger that was going to be used to assassinate Bram in Season 1, now used to save him.
He's also not a glacier, obviously.
THAT would have been better than what they did last ep
>And yet you still have to make up head canon to try and explain what happened
It doesn't count as "head canon" if it's the explanation that everything else establishes.
Just because we never see the proton torpedo's exact moment of detonation against the Death Star core doesn't mean it's just "head canon" that it did.
>forgetting about the tunnels to the woods
>and the wheel of time rolls on.
Oh, my brains.
You have no idea what a Mary Sue is. At this point you're just mad because it was a girl. You're giving us a bad name by being so insecure, faggot.
Some of you faggots are wayyyy to invested in this
they filmed at night for 11 weeks. that ain't cheap. you'd think that with all that went into it thaht they'd want people to actually be able to see it
Watch the how it was made on youtube it has better lighting
Anything would've been better
Imagine if Jon wasnt running around like a chicken with its head cut off, and everyone slowly made it to the tree over time and started retreating over to it while Theon is actually fighting the NK to but time, knowing he will lose. The NK kills Theon, but then has to fight Jon. Jon is about to lose when Jamie comes up behined the NK and stabs him just like he stabbed the mad king.
This would be him being a King slayer yet again, but not only a King slayer but a Nightking slayer
That way it doesn't have to be Jon winning as always like the show runners claimed they think he does.
This ALSO would be like how in the show Neds battle at the tower of joy went and a great parralel to that. Jon would be remembered in history as the one who defeated the NK, but it was really Jamie.
This is also how George writes. He does things in twos.
>Forgetting the NK was surrounded
You'd be right, if any of that shit was established before hand
You're all retarded faggots if you think that Fat Fuck had nothing to do with this, that if he'd finished the books it would be different. Arya is his wife's favorite character, even if he dies, Sanderson knows that Arya has to be the hero when he finishes the series.
She was in the tree
Yes, it's possible Arya being the hero wouldn't be different, but that isn't necessarily the issue. The issue is the bad writing in general. They could've had Arya defeat him, just by using good writing. Something that George has, unlike the people working on the show clearly.
agreed, that woulda been great. how the FUK did D&D get so lazy, is there some sort of Playbook to writing shitty movies they were following.
And we know that how?
If she was in the tree, why did one of the white walkers turn to look behind him?
If the Nightking knew she was about to jump and caught her, why didn't he know she was in the tree?
Do you not see all of the issues that arise with this?
I fucking hate every single one of you fanboys
It's more believable that Bran was using the fucking ravens to give her a lift and dropped her right on top of the night king.
>us
Fucking thank you. I'm glad someone else had the same thought. I would have been happy with Arya getting the kill even, Jon gets knocked on his ass then here comes Arya with the 100 ft jump. Would have worked way better.
Also, I loved little lyanna mormont, but she should have died when she got pimp slapped by the giant. But no she had to have her moment because she doesn't have a penis.
Then there's Sam. His arc could have peaked when at some point near the end of the battle he stopped being a coward and gone into beserker mode. I even remember reading an article where the actor was told to stop being badass and go back to being a pussy. He can't overcome a flaw in his character, he has a penis! And what was the point of him going to the citadel, reading and stealing books? That amounted to fuck all didn't it?
also disappointed there shouyld have been more A character deaths, remember last week everybody was guessing, ok, brienne, jaime and sam are gonna die in this battle and we got nothing, a few B characters bit it
Agree a good-guy near-TPK would have been an improvement. We, the audience, should have emerged from the chaos uncertain about every character's fate, but with good reason to suspect that few, if any, survived Winterfell.
NK Army marches south with winter, Cersei doesn't give a fuck at first but is forced to give a fuck when city after city keeps falling. Stranglers from Winterfell arrive and tell her it's hopeless. Every army the NK faces he absorbs. For a moment there might have been a chance, but now? Where were you, Cersei? Where was the army you promised? Cersei's bought army and fleet flees back across the narrow sea. The dead army takes Kings Landing, the NK destroys the Iron Throne, then the Red Keep. Across the Narrow Sea, the refugees of Westeros trickle in. No hope remains. Winter is come. The Narrow Sea is beginning to freeze. When it does, the NK will take Essos. It's only then, at the last moment of desperation, that a game-changing solution arrives. Something to turn the tide. Perhaps it's something that prevents the Night King from raising more dead. Maybe it's something to turn one of NK's strengths into a weakness. Maybe the Children of the Forest reveal themselves and give aid, or join ranks. I don't fucking know. But "jump at him with a knife, haha, now it's in this hand!" is an absolute piss-take end to what has only ever been the main tension of the entire fictional world.
It isn't even THAT great, but it makes a fuck load more sense then the Arya shit.
Keep in mind that now we will never know WHY the Nightking wanted to wipe out all of history and all memories besides a slightly eriee line.
We will never know what the spirals were about, or how the Night King knew the wall would fall
Or how he entered Brand visions
Or how he knew Bran was warging ravens before
Or how he knew Arya was jumping at him
Or any of this shit
Because they'd rather end the show and have the bad guy be bad for the sake of being bad rather then explain shit, like Game of Thrones would've expanded upon it when George was working on the show.
Funny how that dicklord has to finish the work of real artists.
Someone has to cclean up the shit
The Lyanna thing was stupid
Why would the giant even pick her up? This isn't Attack on Titan or fucking King Kong. She was basically dead, leave her.
Another thing is how was Jorrah magically there to protect Danny?
You could argue that maybe he saw what was happening and ran out there, but there's no way he would've actually made it that distance from Winterfell in that short amount of time, unless he was actually outside already....in which case why the fuck was he out there? He should've been defending the seige
Why did Danny land her Dragon but not try and take Jon to Bran? Instead she lands her Dragon, says things she could be said while being slightly off the ground, then tries to leave.
This was stupid and were supposed to believe she cares about her dragons yet she's that reckless with them? Really?
There's also the fact that almost every died multiple times, but then was fine somehow the next time it cuts to them
Yeah okay sure my dude, Tormund totally got all those wights off him by himself, and was able to take all of those bites.
no love bran warging into a dragon? oops, i mean a dire wolf? oops, i mean a BUNCH OF DUMBFUK BIRDS?? wtf was THAT all about
To scout the NK but tell absolutely no one that he was on his way.
He was playing Raven flight simulator 2000.
Giant wanted a snack bro
He was watching Endgame and was going to threaten to spoil the movie for Cersei unless she surrenders.
Maybe, but then why eat a person who is alive and not just the multiethnic fucking dead people?
Why eat a fucking kid? That's way less filling than an adult.
>Why would the giant even pick her up? This isn't Attack on Titan or fucking King Kong. She was basically dead, leave her.
There a dbza meme to be made of that scene, I've just been too busy with work to make it myself.
Night King is not dead. This was a fantasy conjured by bran. The last battle will seem like snow and the lot fighting cersei and they will win. but it will actually end with all the world being consumed by the dead because the night king did win the battle. sorry to spoil it for you guys but you seemed disappointed by the last episode
>talks shit about sanderson
>never read a sanderson book
he's written a shit ton of good books you dumbfuck.
so many viable options
If this happens then it's even worse writing than this episode.
Why don't you make the show yourselves?
Add in Jon and Jamie
Jamie becoming Nightking slayer, while Jon parallels the fight Ned head with Arthur Dane at the tower of Joy, where he was actually about to lose, but gets all the credit for defeating the enemy and still showing that prophecy has a meaning, but it isn't always 100%
Nyet comrade. Mistborn series is trash level LOTR fanfiction
Because I don't have 100 million dollars, sadly. If I did, I would, or I'd hire show runners who actually wanted to continue doing the show in the first place.
dumb nigger
>This would be him being a King slayer yet again
They're keeping him around to kill Cersei and his unborn child.
Let's focus on the real issue they don't have any black females as main characters
Grey worm and missandei? I mean fuck even the slavery angle was included.
3/10 made me reply.
Tanned crackers at best
>Mistborn series is trash level LOTR fanfiction
kek no, get off jordans dick and accept that sanderson did a great job on finishing his work. hes a good writer.
Also, to the idiots saying Arya skin changed: Go back and watch the scene. When she first appears in frame, it's her normal face. Unless we're expected to believe she ripped it off mid air while also having a knife in her hand
She didn't face change. Come up with a new headcanon
I don't care how he died I just hope the scary blue man nightmares will stop now, dudes spooky
Which is dumb because there's no reason Arya can't just do it now, as Jamie or as herself.
Remember, she can sneak past an entire army, or she can teleport. There's no reason she can't kill Cersei
Thank god sanderson saved the Wheel of Time series!
- no one ever
There were no walkers behind from the direction she came from
Jordan's series so good three books are skim readable - said even jordan fans
gone means they went away somewhere else.
Except that's dumb, even if I give you that there weren't, she'd still have ranksof them beside her, and they would notice her.
There was the gap the NK went through, but again, there was still no way to get past without being noticed.
The NK can also predict her, but can't just know she's sneaking past?
Just stop defending bad writing.
"It was bad, but I enjoyed it"
Is that really so hard?