Femanons, describe your ideal dick

Uhm probably doggy or 69 lmao

It's okay, it looks more like a fucking tower but it's okay

do you like getting your ass ate?

Sometimes yes

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Hah a tower? I'll have to remember that, that's actually a pretty cool thing to have your dick called.

Fuck it, from now on my dick is named "The Tower"

Well, I guess that's a positive outlook.

I'm glad I could help with the nickname for you dick :) lmao

whose dick is that?

Oh you meant it as a bad thing? Well shit, that sucks. Here's another angle, maybe it will change your mind?

(sorry for the weird fill, got people who would recognize me on Yea Forums)

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Yeah, it looks better like that.
Something I would sit on lol :))))

is a larp cuck trolling you

Please, I won't stop you, sit on the tower. ;)

Well that's kinda rude lmao, I'm not lol

No, I'm not. But I guess there's not really anyway to prove that. It doesn't really make a difference anyway, it's not like I'm ever meeting her IRL.

Disregard that, I thought you meant I was a LARP. I mean it's possible she is, but same thing applies, won't be meeting her, so, eh.

You should post some pics to prove it :)

Sadly, would like to be the rapunzel to your tower lmao

I could post an anonymous booty Pic lmao, don't wanna post my face on here :///

That works for me! And hey, if you're ever in the Vancouver, Canada area, maybe we can hook up.

Sorry I live in The Netherlands lmaoo

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hayley williams sex tape
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T H I C C, but there's pants in the way!

Jesus christ, you don't even know what she looks like and already you want to fuck it. Please, your desperation is leaking all over the floor and it is disgusting...

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This is the worst thread I've seen in a few months

I know, but don't have any without saved :/

It's Yea Forums, what did you expect

Like you wouldn't, hypocrite.
What's wrong with wanting to fuck women?

Too bad. Nice booty anyway!

Thanks I guess :)

Lekker kontje!

Welke stad?

Wow Nederlander :)

Haarlem :)

I love Dutch ass so much!

Te ver weg voor mij

Een belg ;)

I'm glad you do

Hmmm Vlaams of Nederlands, maakt niet uit :)

Waar woon jij dan

Found the Jew male

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yeah it's amazing! belgian girls are also nice.

Out of curiosity, what do you think of mine?

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Hilversum

To be clear, this isn't a dick rating

That's one ugly dick.

This isn't a dick rating goddammit lmao

if you're a guy, I don't care what you think
I know but I would appreciate your feedback

You're discussing dick on Yea Forums, you didn't expect spam? To be fair, dick rating threads almost never get ratings, it's just something there too

Maybe I shouldn't discuss dick anymore on here :/

Your head looks diseased.

no, discuss it as much as you want

But I don't want a dick Pic spam lmao

Then don't discuss it.

Feel free to talk about it but don't be disillusioned into thinking you're not getting dick spam. That or keep it in Kik where you can pick and choose who you want discussing it

I just said I didn't know this would have happened and I should probably not discuss it anymore you dumb shit

no it doesn't. it looks like a normal head

I asked nicely though! I was only the second guy

I disagree.

Why do you have to be aggressive about it and attack me over a simple comment?

You just lost a friend, newfriend.

They're not that red

Dudes on here literally cannot stop themselves from spamming cock, y'all are faggots, it can't be helped

You almost called me delusional, sorry I thought you were attacking me :/

you know it's natural for dick heads to be bright pink, right? that's how it's supposed to look if you're white to tan.

i'm not talking about the color, I'm talking about the bumps, and texture.

Your snow flake is showing, careful and start actually reading what people type, I said disillusioned. I didn't -almost- call you anything, I meant what I typed, you need better reading comprehension

Btw now I'm attacking you, now you have permission to REEEEE

I'm sorry I read it wrong and called you dumb for it. Please don't be triggered? English isn't my first language either :/

Well fuck I forgot to ree, now I only said sorry :')

Sure you did, when you lied about English being your second language! Fuck off faggot, done said you're not a friend!

I'm from the Netherlands, I said that already. And I'm not a faggot lol(I'm literally a girl) And if you're gonna be that rude even after I said sorry I don't wanna be your friend. Fucking virgin :)

Not him, but what do you think about mine? I'm curious

Sorry, I'm not here to rate dicks :/ but I guess it's nice tho :)

Thanks for showing your true colors poser cunt

Tits and timestamp or GTFO larpfag

I didn't ask you to rate it, I just wanted to know your opinion. Particularly because the other guy said my head didn't look right, and I think he's wrong but wanted your input.

Typical woman, "I'm not here to rate dicks" *proceeds to rate a dick*

Stop beiting for attention and fuck off

You really have 0 trust in people on the internet. I mean it's good, but now you're rude too because you don't trust me...

Well colored dicks are normal, so there's nothing wrong with it

Tits and timestamp or fuck off, we knew exactly who you were when you REEEd about being called delusional, faggot. Now fuck off

Uhm I understood rating dicks more like giving numbers? But okay... I'm not asking for attention, I just like to start conversations with people on the internet and if you understand that as asking for attention, sure. But then you're doing it too

he said the head is too pink, but I think it looks totally normal.

Fuck off

Why are you so triggered about me being a femanon here on Yea Forums. Jesus christ

Femanons, since you are on Yea Forums you obviously see a lot of porn.

Are you disappointed IRL if the guys aren't porn star sized?

You're not a femanon, that's why you refuse to prove it, you can't.

Isn't there a late night talk show where a celeb straight up says yes to this?

I think amateur porn is so popular now that you can easily watch a lot of porn and see mostly normal sized dicks.

I'm not gonna show my tiddies to win an argument, that's just lowkey weird. I dont care if you believe me or not, that's your problem not mine :)

You're a dude LARPing and the refusal to prove anyone otherwise is admission to that. Go be a fucking snowflake on Tumblr.

Gonna follow the trend and ask for a nickname for my cock.

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Nah not really, ofcourse I kinda think size matters but small dicks are good for other positions as big dicks. So they're both useful :)

Can I prove it without showing my tiddies or face?

What is make up for $500, Alex?

This, face doesn't prove shit either.

show your butthole

Show ovaries or GTFO, we app know surgeries exist.

Lmao wish I could but there's a titty Pic incoming :/

Implying that guys who are confident enough to film themselves and upload the video aren't at least slightly above average.

Looking at statistics my dick is as average as they come in thickness (5 inches circumference). I don't think I have ever seen a video where the guy didn't have a thicker penis.

This is why women get chased off Yea Forums

Y'all are fucking nut cases causing problems wherever you go. Your brain literally lied to itself in order for you to feel offended, when you read the post where he said "disillusioned" in the context of one subject matter. Women get chased off cuz of shit like this, you're fucking nightmares to deal with and men are finally fucking sick of your shit.

Don't bother

I don't know, I look at verified amateurs on pornhub and there are loads of small to medium dicks.

There goes your titty Pic, you're a fucking weird ass asshole virgin and I'm officially done with you, I even sent a fucking booty Pic in this thread and you don't believe. Your parents failed you goodbye

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for proving our point.

True

Bitch please, you were never going to ante up, that's why you took so long cuz you KNEW you'd find something to get offended by, at least he believed you were a woman.

Preach on brother.
Everybody knows men are always in peace and harmony with each other on Yea Forums whenever there are no women in a thread.

I took that long because I knew that Yall will get triggered by something of my tits. I can't write backwards either so I had to make a Pic in a mirror and all that bullshit. Oh and I didn't even think I would have to bother to do it lmao

I've been on more threads than this. I've never had one person complain about me :/

Absolutely bull shit

Bullshit again

Please, you know it's true, it extends into real life as well.

its fucking sucks ewww its so fucking disgusting

I would call you a faggot even if there were no women in thread.

lol that's a nice dick, stop hating

There ARE no women, have you seen any timestamps and tits?

Just a bunch of LARPing neckbeards as usual

this

~7 inches, decently thick, prefer uncut, attached to a woman.

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Would deep throat until balls were dry

8 inches with 6 inch girth when rock hard

Are big cocks better?

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Anyone who argues otherwise are butthurt cucks. Breed me!

I always tower, but it flops a bit of I'm not rock hard

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Pass your bull genes on user

How can i grow my balls ? how can i reduce the size on the vein on my shaft (sometimes it's a bit painful- during the 2nd round) ?

Genetic.
Also stop masterbating for a few months, you'll see a visible size change

Thanks a lot !
They will shrink or they will just be less dilated but still visible ?

They won't shrink, your balls will just build up over time and increase in size due to sudden lack of masterbating.
I've got big balls naturally, but I know they get bigger if I don't jerk it