What was the worst computer virus you ever got?

What was the worst computer virus you ever got?

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lsass worm, got it from just going to the MSN website back in the day, probably the last one I've ever had.

Yea Forums.

script virus visiting a viral video site back in 2011

>happened instantaneous as soon as page loaded
>locked you out of cmd
>task manager would not open
>programs just kept closing
>if you restarted it would bsod

thank god it was an old vista rig i didnt care about and i had the OS reinstall disc

I remember when I was like 15 I set my laptop up in a hotel to download a game on steam and when i got back from a restaurant i had some virus that locked my screen and said something to the effect of "This is the CIA we locked your laptop cause we found your child porn so pay us $200 or we're gonna come take your laptop"

10cent browser hijacker. all my browsers were set to Chinese and every time I would reset the thing it would be im chinese the new reboot. It even changed my keyvoard to type in chinese on browsers so i couldn't google a solution without typing them first on a notepad file and then copy and pasting. eventually was able to get rid of it after a week via regedit

dirtydecrypt.exe. Got it around late 2011 or so. Was told at the time by a source "in the know" that Anonymous was beta-testing it for eventual use on Scientology.

>I support Anonymous 99% of the time
>I support their mission against Scientology

So for all intents & purposes, I should've been one of the LAST people to contract that thing.

Lost a lot of shit. I've moved on, & just for shits & grins I still have some of those documents/videos/images. Supposedly it's been solved but I've never taken the time to find out. I just know I got hammered w/ it & it sucked. Meh.

So called "police virus". It hijacked by PC, and always when i was activating my PC, a undeleteable shit popped up that i need to give them my credit card numbers or everything from PC will be deleted. Of course it wasn't a real police that created a virus. Fortunately that virus got removed by programist some time later

none because i am not retarded

stuxnet, our reactors were never the same.

Retard. Stuxnet attacked centrifuges, not reactors. If you can't be funny, at least be correct

it wasn't so bad for me but it would ruin most people. i had some funny one that would attack the actual drive labels. it took them a long time to realize they could just fuck up the FAT like this half-english speaking tard who didn't even have real ransomware if someone could fix it... all they had was a forced startup app.

the fix was simple--to me, because i had worked microsoft tech support and was a certified DOS startup expert--to backup and then use fdisk to remove partitions first one way, then the other, and then the first again, run "sys c:" and then copy files back and have my cracked corporate copy of XP back again. thinking back... i was truly elite.

Sp0rkeh
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windows

Ransomware from 155chan

The /pol/ redpill virus.

Gateway with windows 98 on it. Looking back on it, it wasn’t so bad. Although we didn’t have internet until like 04 or something. Still had offline games though

Gonorrhea, but I just had to take some antibiotics.

Never mind I completely misread the OP.

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Bonzi Buddy

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Fake java update

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Monkey.b virus back in 1996. Used up all the 8MB or whatever ram in that 486 DX-2 80MHz system. Not enough free ram for the sound card to do anything other than midi in Doom and Duke3d... It was a horrible time.

Herpes

my brother downloaded some bullshit that was supposed to be a call of duty 2 cd key and ended up infecting everything.
my mom had compusa format the pc and reinstall windows.
all my hidden vicky vids from lime ended up being deleted.
pissed me right the fuck off.

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CIH virus in '98

Lost all my 20,000 kazaa files including the faces of death series

Brought my 400mhz computer to a repairshop and when he opened the case of the tower a big dust cloud emerged and everyone had to cough for minutes.

Windows 95

Go back to your windows 3.11, faggot. We all know you still have a 386SX 16MHz.

I think it was called Cold Ice.
In '99 I enjoyed downloading trojan clients, which probably infected the hell out of me, and snooping around strangers computers. One of them required a password to open the program.
I mistyped the password twice and it reformatted my hard drive.

Forget the name and don’t know how I got it, but it was some yahoo messenger worm and I never even used yahoo messenger.

It happened on my laptop, then the next day it was on my PC too. Happened twice as well, and would spread to any computer on my network at the time without downloading anything

Basically it opened up thousands of notifications from nortonclaiming that I had a virus and it wouldn’t stop. I only found one video of it on youtube, but it was filmed with a potato and i forgot the name of it.

Windows 10

thanksfully I was able to go back to win7x64

Support ends soon..

Got ransom ware that locked up an old shit box laptop I had from porn wiped that SOB good as new

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then I'll probably just go to windows 8 if I really had to.

not the worst ever, but i got a virus that made me install windows 3 tumes because it hid in the virtual cd drive which i used to install my games. obviously that was the first program i installed after formatting so it just kept fucking me over
also ILOVEYOU before i knew the commandline/regedit fix

No1 cares lol

modesty and honesty aren't your strong sides, lol

some adware rootkit that would replace all ads on all browsers on all sites with some loli hentai game ads and even resetting the system didnt help
had to wipe disk and switched from windows to ubuntu from there

just go to windows 10 or switch to some linux distro
dont bother with windows 8 because its absolute trash

>windows 8 is absolute trash
>recommends windows 10 over 7
Quit trolling you fucking cunt. Enjoy your spyware, inefficient os and shitty compatibility list

windows 10

Screaming fist

you completly ignored >or switch to some linux distro

Is there anyway to get some trojs as a normal civilian ^^

>some linux distro

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Sorry m8 I'm tired af
I've never ran Linux but I think I'd still prefer it over win10. For now, I'm quite happy with win7sp1 ultimate