Confess your sins except we spice it up, Yea Forums decides if you are forgiven

Confess your sins except we spice it up, Yea Forums decides if you are forgiven

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I made a fake tinder account, catfish about 20+ dudes to all go to this store at the same time looking to get laid

You are forgiven, that's fucking hilarious

I'm pure as the driven snow, faggot. Cuck yourself.

I betrayed one of my allies in Europa Universalis 4

You are forgiven.

Not everyone is perfect.

Few years ago I was watching my younger cousin when she was 10, it was getting late so I got her to go to bed. Few minutes pass and it was gonna be a few hours before my aunt and uncle return, so I go to the TV room and eventually jack off.

She wakes up and finds me mid jerking off, I quickly put my pants back on and try brushing it off but she kept pestering me about it and asking to see it despite saying no. She said she'll stop if she can. I take my dick out and she decides to touch it which made me cum ropes. She stared in shock. I still hate myself for it and wished I could've just waited till I got home.

Thanks. I felt bad but it was in the service of restoring Byzantium

uh yikes

Jesus christ

when i was waiting in at checkout i farted but it was one of those silent but deadly ones and i didnt even turn around when i heard people saying something about something smelling like shit oh and it was a wet one, had to wipe when i got home

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They knew, you are forgiven. Silent but deadlys hurt if you try to hold them

In university I found three or four shampoo bottles in a shared bathroom. (Skip to TLDR if you don't care about the rest)

They were very fruity scents, so it was obvious they were left by the girls across the hall from me. I talked to them a lot, and we occasionally watches movies together. They weren't even all that attractive, but for some reason I got the urge to cum in to the bottles. Just the idea of them rubbing my cum through their hair without them knowing. So I locked the door, and in about 10 minutes I dropped a load in all 4. The next night I went to the washroom and the bottles were gone. I knew that my plan had worked, and I jerked it again. Immediately after I got back to my room the girls said they were looking for me. I thought I was fucked, but it turned out they were just inviting me to watch another movie. They never found out.

TLDR: I came in the bottles

Caused my friend and his wife to get a divorce because I wanted to sleep with her. I knew she'd never do it while married to him, now I'm just waiting to catch her at a vulnerable moment so I can get her drunk and in between the sheets.

you're forgiven bro. as it wasn't your intention.

I'm in a forgivey mood but I cannot forgive you in good conscience.
you'll have to confess to that dude.

devils trips confirm you've gone too far. you're a horrible friend.

I constantly think about raping and impregnating my friend. The look of betrayal and sadness would get me off big time

Had sex with half sister for an entire year
I'm 4 years older, so by the time I was almost 18 and she was 14. Several years has pass and we don't talk about that but sometimes we stare at each other and is almost as we hate us for doing it.

here's something to spice up the thread

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I mean as long as you don’t act on I think u good fam

I sometimes about killing myself because it would mean an end to my issues and it would possibly push people around me to do better to treat people better in order to prevent suicides like mine. I'd never actually go through with it IRL though.

Oh yeah not gonna act on it. Id easily be arrested and sentenced for life