Hey Yea Forums, Tell me your 3 main goals in life

1) Have enough money that I don't have to work for the rest of my life, or have a job in which I barely work
2) Have a cringy teenager-like romance
3) Be happy.

>comfy life
>caring wife
>kid or 2
In that order.

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Become a police officer
Have a kid
Have fun

Ty user

Yawn, did all that. It's a good start.

>get back in shape
>pay off car this year
>hit 200k salary this year with all my commission

if i had to choose 3, those currently would be mine. I'm already married, shes white though and 5 months along with our son

>>work as a animatar for stuido gibli
>>be kawaiie
>>kiss a japernese girl on the lips

I'm gonna need you to come clean on this as a troll because my cringe meter is pegged.

>Become a developer, making $80k/yr
I am a developer making $80k/yr. Ask me anything op

> be a great physicist
> move out to a big and nice city
> have a nice life with wife and kid/kids

Even if you have all the money in the world you'll still want to do something. You'll waste away if you have no task or nothing to look forward to. My grandpa is a retired judge. He used to serve legal papers and now he picks up vehicles for car dealerships every now and then. He's got it made in the shade but still keeps busy.

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Awe shit boys, we're in the presence of greatness

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>give OP handjob
>catch OP’s cum on my tongue
>swallow for OP

You're right, but If i had enough money I'd have the freedom to do what I want, instead of what pays well. For example, I love animals and nature, but there is no job that pays well, so I'm probably gonna have to go for coding, which i dislike but might be good at.

>any job that pays me enough and i feel comfortable working at
>have girlfriend
>have house
>have dream car
>live far from everyone
>love relationship full of hapiness and things to do
>work alongside people that appreciate me
>HAPPINESS

>Be me on 2015
>have ALL that and everything i could ask for, basically in heaven.
>life goes to shit entirely suddenly
>lose gf
>start losing everything
>beyond fucking depressed

>be me again in 2019
>have it all again
>everything feels bland
>lose it all again

What the fuck, i can't be happy anymore? why everything tastes so bland fuck.

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I don't really have much goals, or dreams, anymore.

don't be a faggot, op said 3 main goals. not come and cry

I wanna play a show at Madison Square Garden.

>make art of some kind that will be remembered after I'm dead
>have kids, be a good father and a good husband
>have a nice home in the country, decent car, and good friends to drink and fish with

This but more like:
>software manager: 160k/y
>gym at work
>asian wife: 120k/y (website eng)
>startup equity worth potentially 10m - 40m depending on buyout or IPO.

Like i give a fuck

Just wanted to show the potential danger of having life goals and accomplishing them.

Worst of all that is that i was 20 years old in 2015.

> being a software architect working for international companies
> buying a big house, having special rooms for BDSM-lifestyle
> living a dominant life with several female submissives

Took user nearly 30 years to realize that, being a 46yo faggot now... yeah, maybe I'm a slow fuck...

>startup equity worth potentially 10m - 40m depending on buyout or IPO.
This guy gets it. I'm working for a VC right now and I want to do my own startup eventually. Fuck yea bro good shit.

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sounds fake, post your bsdm room faggot

>This but more like:
>>software manager: 160k/y
>>gym at work
>>asian wife: 120k/y (website eng)
>>startup equity worth potentially 10m - 40m depending on buyout or IPO.

>potentially
A boy asked his dad the difference between realistically and potentially.
The father responds with "Go ask your siblings and your mother if they would have sex with a celebrity for a million dollars."
The boy asks his mom "Would you have sex with George Clooney for a million dollars?"
The mother responds " While I am a married woman, that is a lot of money. He is also a very attractive man."
The boy asks his sister "Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Well of course! " she exclaims.
Finally he asks his brother "Would you have sex with Tom Cruise for a million dollars"
And he hums and haws about it "I dunno man, well... That is a lot of money. Yeah alright I'd do it."
When the boy sees his father again the father asks " Did you figure out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
"Yes father, Potentially were sitting on $3,000,000. Realistically were living with two whores and a fag."

I know. I’m almost ashamed of myself.

Hey, I just realized that this is pretty close to what I want.

I have already achieved (1), and want (2) & (3).

>46
I'm sure your balding nerd ass gets the hottest chicks to submit to you lmao

>yeah, maybe I'm a slow fuck...
Bruh, at 46 if I'm not an exec I'm gonna blow my brains out

0fg

How'd you get 1?

What do you do for work?

Aw you wrote all that for me! damn son.

Actually the equity is currently at around 1.5m according to our current valuation... Which has ACTUAL investors paying that price (just hit series C). Therefor it has worth, not just potential.

But fuck if you aren't wrong about startups. Shit can go under quickly, luckily we're incubated by a fortune 50 that has first dibs on a buyout.

>jellyaf.svg

You talk about fiction (future), I'm talking about reality (the present)... so... idgaf

It's okay. Just have more shit I want to do. Still in hella debt from school though

>eat a whole burger in two bites
>slam dunk a basketball
>run a moderately successful startup that lets me browse through private conversations of thousands of users in my spare time

>make $30 an hour at some shitty blue collar job
>quit drinking and stop being fat as fuck
>an hero

Partially by selling stuff on Amazon. But mostly by being really old and knowing I’ll be dead before I’ll have time to spend too much.

> become world's best trader
> create something useful and cool
> be enjoyable again

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>Getting a fancy job.
Failed. It’s just a mediocre job.
>driving a nice car
At least it’s a BMW 3 series from 2016
>having a beautiful gf
Checked. Even if her tits started to sag, but we are both end thirty. So it’s okay.

I see. Welp, good luck on the romance and happiness, it's never too late. probably.

ikr the last 2 its are particularly retarded. asians are no where near as submissive as these fags keep saying. the second you bring them to the west or expose them to feminism they'll be even worse than a rich white girl divorcing you.

bunch of fucking wage slaves talking about college in this thread hf working the 9-5 boys

>Asian
>isn't completely insane
You are retarded son.

>Make music for a living
>Get money
>Fuck bitches

>Earn a kilometric fuckton of money daily
>Find and marry a beautiful, loyal and sane woman
>Beat the high score maybe, given the first two are impossible

I'm a simple man.

>to crush my enemies
>to see them driven before me
>to hear the lamentation of their women

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Live hard, die fast, & wear clean underwear

>move out of my parents basement >get a job at Walmart making $20k/yr >stop posting replies on Yea Forums

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Oh shit, I did the first and last of those things! But I make over $100k/yr and since I have a hot Chinese wife I don't really need to invest time at the gym, though I guess that would be a good personal goal on top of everything