ITT: We wait

*picks nose*

*looks at now serving 6* they could add more help, I’m 47, this is going to take forever

*fiddles fingers*
*sniff sniff*

*stumbles in drunk, off the street. is homeless*

Yuh... y'got any change? Annnnyone?! ..*hic*

*doododododoo's the bassline from a vulfpeck song*

*flute breathing sounds because swollowed fute*

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((((For What?))))

*passes log*

*shifts in seat*

*shuffles thru magazines and decide on a 12 year old national geographic*

Roolls

*grabs magazine*

*walks over to look over magazines, notices a home and garden from 2015, score*

BBBRAAAAAAAAAPPP

*pulls out phone*
/thread

*gets pissed that someone circled the hidden pictures in this high-light magazine*

*Breathes through mouth*

*Fuck this!!*
*takes out ar15*
*pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew*

"user, is there is an user in the room?"

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*loudly sighs*
*checks time every 20 seconds*

As a society we should probably do something about this.

"Bout fuckin' time"
"Later, fags"

*scratches ass as I walk into the room and smells my finger*

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"Your insurance should cover this sterilization."

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*mutters to himself*
"jesus christ"

"YEAh I fucking know that! Give me my meds!"

*takes phone out and plays YouTube at max volume*

Excuse me could you please turn that down or put headphones in I have chronic migraines and the noise is killing me

*lightly releases fart*

Foul odor of burning possum wafts throughout room

Pulls dick out and starts jerking off

"waiting"

Well dont mind if I do. *also pulls out dick and starts jerking off*

Now serving number 7, at windows 8

*audibly sighs and turns down one notch*

*whispers*
"What a wholesome thread"

*hearty tear inducing laughter*

*slowly slip feet out of shoes*

For OP to deliver.

*walks in chink-eyed and smelling of skunk, takes a seat to wait for my turn to order a big mac*

The white zone is for loading and unloading only all parked cars will be towed. Now serving number 9 at window 3

No, the the white zone is for parking, the red zone is for loading and unloading only

"Aye ya fucken cunts urry up wiff da queue eh! An wood u shut the fucken brat up mate?"

*mutters annoyedly* who let the fuckin Aussie in here?

Does anyone know what we are waiting for exactly?

*brings in 3 wild children that run around screaming*

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

W-well I'm waiting for blood to be drawn and a semen sample, I can do both at once.

Word. Might have to step out for a cigarette then.

Multitasker I see

You know you have to be 10 feet from the entrance right?

I live on the edge

fuck em
i smoke where i want

What do you have? I got some Marlboros and a one hitter, if you are interested

*Spleen falls out of anus and onto the floor*
Anyone got the time?

Dude don't ever touch my dick again.

*starts tapping foot*

Yeah man it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh half past three.

*looks around confused*
Hey is it just me or did most of us just assume we were waiting at a dmv or hospital?

*taps foot*
doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-de-doode-doo

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*yawns loudly*

Would anyone like some cucumber slices?

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*take out lifesaver mint and obnoxiously fumble with the wrapper much longer than it should take to open*

*farts*

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*puts on headphones*
*starts playlist*

"ALLAHU AKBHAR!"

Yo so funny haha now jump out of the window

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