My asshole neighbor’s dog has been barking for the last 3 hours. I called over and got hung up on...

My asshole neighbor’s dog has been barking for the last 3 hours. I called over and got hung up on. I think he’s drunk. Need to get to sleep as I have a big exam tomorrow morning. What do?

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Call it in as a noise complaint to your local PD

block out the sound with a pillow over your ears or some shit

If PD refuses to come out, shoot the dog. They'll show up after that. Let them know you mean business.

My asshole neighbor's dog has been barking for nine years, morning noon and night. If I go outside to do yardwork, it barks non-stop directly at me. I have five feet between the fence and their yard, a steep bank with heavy weeds, can't clip it. I can't use my yard any more. I have an in-ground pool and I don't even bother to uncover it any more.

Yeah, I live in a large city. PD could care less.

Start speaking Chinese really really loudly near his house

That’s horrible

Rest assured that a dog's average lifespan is 10 years and that dog will cease to exist soon. You will soon live in peace my friend.

get chicken/beef/pork and marinate the your meat of choice it in either rat poison or any kind of industrial solvent.

this post is a joke and not intended for actual use

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Yeah, last year I noticed he's growing a gray ring around his muzzle, like a goatee. It makes me really happy to know it's going to die soon. When it does die, I'm gonna blast "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang at max volume for a week, pointed directly at their kitchen window.

Don't just play that one song. Make sure you play "Who let the dogs out" as well.

that’s horrific

Haha. Maybe the dogs barking Jingle Bells, too. I have a good home stereo with Infinity speakers, they're going in the window to ruin their whole summer. Those fat fucks sit out there on their patio all summer, and I can't wait to piss them off.

I'm thinking about selling the house. Put a high number on it, and wait. If I get it, great, but if I get lowballs from total assholes, they'll get it over a nicer family. They're gonna be really, really sorry.

soak some meat in antifreeze and toss it over the fence.

The good news is it’s stressing me out so much I think I’m breaking out in hives.

Thanks for your sympathy. I'm really not exaggerating any of this. I've had good dogs. I know how to train a dog. They simply got a brown lab and never bothered to train it to do anything but fetch tennis balls.

Give me his phone number. I’ll set him straight.

Turn up the TV and learn to sleep to the news. It helps. I'm the guy pissed about the 9 year dog.

Just pour anti freeze all over the ground over the fence. The smell will silence the dog

Buy some earplugs, dumbass

It’s almost midnight I should go off trying to find a store that’s open and sells earplugs? Fuck off.

Don't you think a death ray would come in handy for this situation?

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How about play a video of dogs barking through those speakers. Put em in the window. Play it louder than his dog. See what he does

fag

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Get ear plugs

I've thought about that. Its right on the line of how aggressive I want to be. "see how they like it" sort of thing. Or, just black metal. They have a teenage girl, and one about 7. Ruining their kids enjoyment is very tempting. I've never hurt the dog, thrown shit at it, anything. But really, honestly, can't even go outside much at all. They put the dog out every two hours, for about two hours. (so in twelve hours, it is outside about six). Its infuriating.

it's just horny and sexually frustrated

give him some ass

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You're right, better to stay on Yea Forums & bitch than solve your "problem". Millennial bitch.

100% this

I think this the way to go OP

That's what i do. Had a neighbor (apt building) who had split custody and would have screaming matches with his ex wife til one night i blasted cry baby by Janis Joplin. She left pretty fast.

Light your neighbors house on fire

OP you need to take care of it and kill the bastard, there is no ending where he lives on a farm, just kill the fucker like these anons are suggesting and get your yard back

Temporary fix, call the police.

Permanent fix, wasp spray to the face.

>i blasted cry baby by Janis Joplin.
Love that tune. I miss the days when I didn't give a fuck. When I was 19, my friend and I were doing our Beavis and Butthead act to Sabbath - Paranoid and the ceiling fell in. We hi-fived for like five hours and shotgunned beers until we puked.

Hell yes my dude