Ylyl

Ylyl
Post some shit Yea Forums
GF left me. Need a smile.

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first one and already got me. kek

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The "(2019 colorized)" ruined it. Makes no sense

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I just ignore that part

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Nothing but F-tier memes.

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That applies more towards dogs

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I've had cats that hated vacuumes, but i suppose or may be more common with dogs.

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ay girl nice feet :-)

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Anyone want a nice glass of feet?

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No i mean all cats would run away and hide obviously, dogs go apeshit and bark at it. Seems more like PTSD for the dog

>Posting an anti-funny

Instantly reported, and added straight to the ban archive.

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It’s a sheep, you certinous imbecile

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Hey man I didn't make the meme.

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Lost

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Your loss nigga

I don't know about you guys, but I used to eat raw cookie dough all the time growing up. My grandma would start to make cookies and I would eat the shit out of that dough. Never in my life have I had an issue with it.
Does anyone even know anyone who's gotten salmonella from it before?

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nice feet

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My wife did once. It’s possible but rare.

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It's rare to get poisoning, but it sucks when it does.

thank you very much user, just disabled through my anti virus now

bottom left pic: how to get rabies

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I'd rail that whore and ask her to call me son the whole time, and tell me good job when I cum ughghghgh!

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The weak, that's who. I love raw cookie dough.

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Lost

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Very cool, but at the same time, extremely stupid as well.

What are those things on the bottom right?

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Archer?

Looks like the bitch from game of thrones

Tim Allen?

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Jar openers

>implying Indians use toilets

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Archer!

That's not even mentioning the 1.21 jigawats of mercury. I can't believe anybody would be stupid enough to get a vaccine.

Just don't tell anyone about the 2.23 Niggawats of Watermelonium.

This really pisses me off

A. Final answer.

Kek

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Yeah he does the voice for archer and bobs burgers and now hes doing the arbys commercials lol

Lost. 3rd pic in smh

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Oh i wish to visit this shit next time. Drugs, music and orgies, whats better?

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apoo in the loo

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FUCKING BANANAFAG I HATE YOU!!!!

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Coach McGuirk.

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Sensible chuckle

UwU

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Can confirm

Gtfo normies

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Good foot

>no REEEEE
Found the normie.
REEEEEEEEEEE

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Elaborate

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>that fucking filename

3

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kek

can confirm

Don't do it kiddos. It's mustard gas and it'll kill you

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>this
I got salmonella from licking a chicken's asscrease, the bloody shits isn't even that bad. Just fucking man up and eat it

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Not really. Gave it a fair shot, I just don't care. Just another generic fantasy series to me.

Vag-ouch?

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Tam Illen.

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Suprised you don't see shit like this on the news, the fucking Momo challenge was on the news and apparently had 1 confirmed suicide.

Fucking screwston

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>And for everyone whomst iq number is bigger than 10.

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I hate when people say this, but you forced my hand:
>left can't meme

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It was on the news when it originaly came out, now most people just know about the risk

THAT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A WATERMELANOMA

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looks like a ferret to me

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Really?

Don't listen to him user. It's what makes you cool in school

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unteralterbach spotted

FUN DISCORD SERVER JOIN NOW

discord.
gg/hWXjGA

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Lost

That's Beetle King, damn it. Show some respect

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HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE

Those two guys blowing eachother in the baground is PHOTOSHOPPED IN.
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB. IT's from a picture in a park with them leaning against a tree with a bear in the background.
POST THE GODDAMN PICTURE.

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>FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEE!

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hey, i recognize that gay blowjob

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Lost

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SLUT

Thats just fucking dumb and 1IQ

Jesus christ

Retards with awful immune systems. Also retards that don’t refrigerate properly

Lost at, thumb having

the only danger is from the raw egg, and it's actually pretty unlikely. whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, I say.

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joke tattoos are the only kind I approve of.

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Hihihihi CAUSE SHE HAS A WEIRD HEAD

Finally, something funny

Left can't meme

Can you ask her to move out from behind the counter? I can't ascertain the niceness of her feet.

Waaay better than ray pist

cant believe i lost to this

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Lost

>refrigerate properly
bruh salmonella comes from the bird, the egg doesnt just get it

finally something remotely funny

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works with us heteros too

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Just use pasteurized eggs when you make it. Not really that difficult.

kill yourself

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I understand that it's often times the flour that does it.

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goddamn plants. this is why I only eat creatures that can feel pain

Damn right.

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amazon isn't woke, it should be butch and femme

if you make your own dough there is a chance but I doubt the store bought shit in the pic would have actual raw eggs in it

>drugs music and orgies
Are you living in vr? Cause this shit doesnt happen irl unless you are a pornstar or in a third world country

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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happens all the time at hippie music festivals.

The roles are only for ballers or women you bring with you, walking up drugged out in a tent is nasty

Still don't get how this was legal, shits dangerous, both those old hags are well past their use by date.

can confirm

kek

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kek

kek

good show

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Do you just advertise this shit all day?

lost

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You don't have a wife you fat slob

Oh no! This dude is autistic!

nice feet

I eat raw cookie dough all the time. I also eat 3 raw eggs a day in a shake.

Underrated, lost.

explain

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damn das a buff ass ferret

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Kek, he's ugly.

Maja was my favorite

can confirm

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Notre Dame de Paris is owned by France, not the church you retard

fucking clown cant do shit

kool_aid_man on PSN

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Nice feet

Who the fuck saves this shit?

I see you are a man of culture!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

:D

This....this shit right here is fucken gold

This glorious - where is it from?

Dang, so close to quints! :C

Eggs are what age quickly and causes women to have a hard time having kids past 40. So just used the daughters healthy eggs and put them in the moms womb, The daughter most likely had issues related to an unhealthy womb or had it removed earlier in life.

lost

youtube.com/watch?v=UNN5Vd2Hn2o
here's where I heard that joke from. The delivery makes it much funnier than it actually is

So close to trips

>tfw all the stories I write end this way

delivery made it pretty fucking funny

Dude. Only old people are going to get this.

Did she died?

Fb lvl faggotry. I hope you're being irónico.

consolation dubs

lulz

youtu.be/UppyPzIb5Y8

!!

> Normandy Beach

Holy shit

Lost

Meh, just sneak in one half hearted repent before you're done and it's all gone

I feel bad for you, to be perfectly honest

OK kek'ed

Why do you even bother coming here?

If that's what he's writing on page 1 what does the eldest of the book have in it.

point still stands

can confirm

If any that bitch looks like him

Not a good idea

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it's chlorine gas not mustard retardo

surprise buttsecks

not just that, she has the exact opposite kind of head as is described in the book.

Did you read it?

AIDS

lost

some basement dweller actually took time to draw this?

the first funny one on this thread

your dilated ass hurting,TrumpTurd ?

Jen

Ive lost

5 dicks a minute but that's based on if you have 24 hours.

>whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

osteoporosis

Kek

Subtle. I like it.

moralfag GTFO

Good job everyone. Best ylyl in a while.

Is the Jew meme guy asleep or banned?

When will the left get gud memes?

I fucking love Tiny King
Lost, as always, to this

How'd you get a picture of my dorm room?