Well?
Well?
no thanks user, have a nice night
Fucking let go and enjoy the fall
watch
I'd help the god emperor up and be forever blessed with greatness again.
I can lift anything 300 and under pounds so I'mma gonna pull him up and only let go if suicidal resistance.
save Donald Trump, my hero
save him and give daddy a big hug
i've got some bad news for you...
Depends on how much he'll pay me
help him up. Not even American so idgaf about what he does as their president. Infact I want him to accelerate things RACEWAR NOW.
Pull him up and humbly accept my small reward of a million dollars
Grab his hand and then jump with him, kiss in mid air and say I love you Donny, we'll meet again in the next life.
Save him dumbass, i dont want to go to go to prison for murder. Plus im Canadian saving the American president? Ill be a national hero fuck yeah
>piss on his face
Where are your jew masters now Donny?
Edgy
pull him up by the hair
Help him up. I'd do the same for Bernie and Hillary because I don't let politics dictate my ethics.
long live the king
You're a real (good) human bean.
*stomp* lol bye bitch
Hi
kek
Help a good man that brings nations together
Yeah but what about the dude in the picture?
And ask him if he really believed in forced vaccinations and if not help him up.
Do Donnies favorite thing and Pee in his face!!!!
Well that would never happen because he is president 2020 MS. OMAR GO HOME Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez RESIGN LOL this is AMERICA
Why save a pedophile? Stomp!
i help him, we need people like him to do the dirty job. hypocrites who speak about rights of minority are murders.
Watch, gravity is the inevitable victor in this situation. Gravity and The United States.
Over 2 years and he still hasn’t brought you greatness? Sounds like you got sold some snake oil, son.
well I certainly wouldn't stomp on his fingers because it's illegal to threaten the president, but I would stand there and just laugh at him
So he's a pedophile now? Is EVERY libtard an autist? Fucking christ...
Look down and whisper no.
Save him, but only if he promised to stop niggers from abusing food stamps and completely overhaul the EBT system. I work at a grocery store and im sick of these fucks spending $500 a week on lobster on EBT.
watch, and wait (7-8 seconds) for his weak pink little manicured hands to give up.
Laugh
Avg. IQ of the planet ticks up ever so slightly
Nope, you're still here. It'll drop a little lower.
No, but apparently you are.
Google his buddy Jeffery Epstien (sp).
That is, if you can stop watching faux news for 30 seconds
Can somebody please check my quads i got earlier, its starting to bother me
>Nope, you're still here. It'll drop a little lower.
math is not you strong suit is it?
Try to pull him up. My sweaty palms and weak arms means he's fucked though. All hail President Pence!
Ask him, "who's tower is this?"
>m-mine?
[jump cut to him falling off tower]
Whisper yang gang in his ear and then shit on his nose
Pretty much this. Only good answer here.
I would help him up.
Lean in and say “I killed Mufasa.”
save him
So wait, you mean Jeffrey Epstein right? The guy who used to fly around Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, Katie Couric, etc. That guy? So are all those other folks Pedophiles too? Just wondering.
Being this dense.
Yes.
still mad?
id saave his ass and hed probably pay me for saving his life
I'd help:
bernie
hillary
Jebb
rubio
fuck, I'd even help that suckass lindsey grahm
They are all crooks.
trump is a con of the lowest level.
elevator going down
Sounds good. The more you know...
Two of the people in your list are known sexual predators.
my god, you are stupid.
Maybe next year, when you take 5th grade for the 3rd time, you'll understand AVERAGES
save his ass because he hasn't done anything wrong.
and pence would be worse
I mean. Regardless of views. Human is human. And the world still turns. If you can watch a human fall off a building in good conscience then you're whats wrong in the world
Help him up because I don't want President Pence
naming other sexual predators does not mean your retarded hero is NOT one also
Ask him whose big hands those are
Do a 360 and walk away.
And this is why he won
these
You mean that average that means the first dude who posted about IQ going up is actually SO dumb that Trump dying would make the average IQ drop a bit? You know...because Trump was keeping it up by being so much obviously smarter than the douche who claimed otherwise? THOSE averages? I hope school isn't over this year for you...
acting like you have a higher IQ than the president
if you feel the same way about:
Dalhmer
Hitler
A guy that killed your relative
then you are either a saint, an idiot, or a liar
Take a fucking sledge hammer to his tiny little hands.
My 2 1/2 year old nephew has a higher IQ than that orange turd
You're very reasonable user. Glad I don't know that guy, or I guess I'd be a pedophile too. Damn.
>Doing a 360
>walk away
Choose one retard
>acting like you have a higher IQ than the president
No act.
FACT
not that it's saying much
>comparing Tump to Hitler
Piss in his mouth.
Morality comes before shellfishness. Justice outside of court and law is just revenge, and revenge leaves bigger holes in the soul.
Being such a newfag.
Selfishness
I do. He couldn't program as well as me if he spent his life trying. He's not clever -- his good qualities are others, like assertiveness and confidence.
That said, I don't think he's done well as our president.
"facing like you have a higher IQ than the president"
you very smart boy yes
Lol how long would it take to shave your meck beard
Spotted the newfags.
So coding is now the highest of the IQ's! All our base are belong to you. All hail the might of Fortran!
My GOD what a mouth breather.
>Justice outside of court and law is just revenge
I agree, except when "justice" is thwarted through corruption.
Real American patriots support Trump and Israel!!!
The fuck did you just say to me punk?
I personally feel like the majority just overreact to his presidency. He's not the best, not the worst.
I'm building an operating system from scratch. I am certainly no mouth breather, friend. :^)
Who would you say is worst, and why?
Fucking newfag
based
Not your friend, Pal
no, you fucking tard.
>AVG
>retard pres with IQ of 87 dies
>avg IQ goes up
>OP IQ of, we'll say same as retard pres, 87
>Nope, you're still here. It'll drop a little lower.
>OP still here
>avg IQ DOES NOT FUCKING CHANGE
I'd say KYS, but you are so stupid, you'd find a way to screw that up
check my map, clearly I'm going in circles.
>I'll help you up if you admit the truth about white genocide and that Jews are behind it
8 the b8
I'd help him up, because I'm a decent human being. It's the same as I'd do for Mother Theresa, Hitler, Or even Obama. I'm not judge or jury.
Pull his fatass up and become at the very least a millionaire. (if not I'll kick him back fucking down)
That must be why he ran in the early 2000s as a third party candidate, right?
help him up, but record him promising to pay me billions of dollars before i help him up, and then email the video to my lawyer
Jizz in his face
I hate Trump with every fiber of my being but he never said this. Literal fake news, don't be part of the problem. Trump says enough stupid, evil shit without us putting words in his mouth.
can you imagine the confused shitstorm if a Canadian saved Trump's life?
pol would be on suicide watch and libs heads would explode.
Jizz on his face.
>this
this
>this
this
Help him. You know if you do.
You're set for life.
His 2000 "campaign" was a joke.
Like most "independent" candidates
You know, I know it.
It was the republitards that elected a moron in 2016. You had 16, and you literally picked the dumbest one.
urinate on him
Pull him up because I'm a humanist before I'm a "nigger loving Muslim liberal"
Pull him up because I'm a humanist before I'm a "nigger loving Muslim liberal"
Not in the US
He might enjoy that
>You're set for life.
ask the countless business associates he has screwed over about that.
Or just the 30+ from his cabinet
build a bigger wall to keep him out!
step on his little fingers and piss off the MiGA tards
get off my wall, bitch!
Inform him that what he needs to do is pull himself up by his own bootstraps.
Definetly the worst
Uh... spank him with a forbes magazine?
>Inform him that what he needs to do is pull himself up by his own bootstraps
that would be a first for him
I’d be presidential about it & tell him something like this: “I will help. I am here to help. I am not a criminal from a shithole country. I am going to give you so much help, it’s unbeliavable. You won’t know what to do with all the help I’m sending. It will be yiuge! Trust me. I am going to call my people. Big, strong, people. The best people. They will help too, and Mexico will pay for it. Paris won’t be involved, Pittsburgh, maybe. Crooked Hillary wont help,
The fake news media won’t help. Amazon drones will charge the post office for every single package of help. We don’t need that, folks trust me.”
Donnie falls to his death
“I never said I would help”
Walk away and grab Melania, and Ivanka by the pussy as I leave while they cry over that dirtbag.
Help him up and be rewarded handsomely and get dirty looks by other anons itt
step away. fuckers gonna take you down with him if you come close.
probably the most accurate reply in the thread
nice
Faggot detected
It's time to make this stuff illegal. He is the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES! You liberal trash need to be locked up for making fun of such a great man. He has sacrificed everything for his country. Show some respect!
Pull out my cell phone and take a picture?
Actually read that in his voice.
Sacrificed what? His golf time? He hasn't even divested himself from his businesses.
What made you say that? Was it the pussy grabbing part?
I would scream at him: Wheres your jew cock now donny when you need something to grab onto?!!
i'd do what he asked and pee on him.
sw
I’d nominate him for the humor dumpty challenge: Make Gravity Great Again
Save him, no one should allow a life to go out with out at least trying to preserve it
>posts a white guy sucking a black dick thinking he's not a cuck faggot
Trump Tower is 1000X nicer than the white house. He has no privacy and the media is out to get him and makes up lies to try to embarass him. But he persists because he cares about America.
help him up for multiple favors
200 iq
>guy pays 2 million dollars to mess with Trump's umbrella
>trump already knows and just leaves it there
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK BLUMF!!!! EVERY LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!
He’s running the country to the ground, might as well let go & join it.
The only reason I'd be up there is I finally decided to jump. Would be nice to have some conversation on the way down.
thats a jew cock nigger..jews have dark cocks because they are originally from africa
I'd help him up because I'm nit a fucking monster that thinks people deserve to die cos they hurt someone's feelings.
Jerk off in his face. Then watch him fall when he tries to wipe gallons of smegma off his fat face.
>gallons of smegma
>gallons
Do... Do you ever shower? Or do you just not know the difference between jizz and smegma?
No, trump tower is not nicer than the white house.
No, you don't get privacy when you are in the position he is in.
The media is not out to get him, this happens to everyone that holds the office.
The lies seem to be true.
The embarrassment is his own.
All evidence suggests he doesn't care about america as a whole, only specific subsets of it.
>All evidence suggests he doesn't care about america as a whole, only specific subsets of it.
Yeah like all the black people he has worked to get jobs for. Trump prefers helping black people over white people. Ergo he is better than Bernie will ever be.
I wouldnt do anything. He looks like hes putting up the last brick in the wall..
>Well?
I'd jump.
>>guy pays 2 million dollars to mess with Trump's umbrella
um, what? is that what retards believe? somebody paid $2m to give trump an umbrella that couldn't close? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
save him in exchange for a small loan of a million dollars
How would you judge that he prefers helping black people over white people?
its not illegal to own a business while being president, fucknugget.
its illegal to use the office to make your business profit.
its also not illegal to do business with russia
“no person holding any office of profit or trust…shall, without the consent of Congress, accept…any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.”
Yes, there are foreign heads of state paying to stay at trump tower. This wouldn't even be hard to fix, just sign the damn business over to the kids and pull strings from the background like cheney did with his wife.
This
lift him up, get melania as a gift for one night
>Plus im Canadian saving the American president? Ill be a national hero fuck yeah
You'll receive your 10,000 dollar reward in the form of three ears of corn.
Why is the corn/dollars exchange rate 1/$3333?
Not be a degenerate and help him up.
Were he an actual terrorist or half as bad as the media pretends he is, probably not.
>Were he an actual terrorist or half as bad as the media pretends he is
Wait, so there is a line where you would just throw someone off the ledge?
Don't ask me, ask trudeau.
I had the same thought but he would probably not pay you afterwards since you did it for the money and not for his life. He would be very stupid not to promise you millions for his life. because. what would that money be worth to him when hes dead?
Such a brainwashed media cuck. You sound like hitler.
Sit down say, "Do a flip, Orange Faggot."
100%
Flamenco
That's degenerate as fuck. Did you actually see this "terrorist" pull the trigger, or are you just going with what MSM tells you to do?
I'd try to save him because I'm a decent human being, but I don't think that I could.
Brought to you from the country with death sentences, trigger happy cops and torture prisons. No need for court trials, rehabilitation or whatever. You're a baddie, you die. Oops you weren't? Who cares.
Wow. Wrong on all three. You can’t own a business & be president exactly because of what Dirtbag Donnie is doing. Donnie is using his office for profit in his hotels and golf clubs charging more for the chance of seeing him there. It’s illegal to do business with any nation with the intent of compromising internal government functions like elections. I.e. what he did with Russia. Make me president I’ll give you all kinds of favors and a higher return on the earnings from trump Moscow.
those are personal gifts moron
then why haven't you impeached him yet?
Climb back up?
Checked
keked
yes in the US piss ant fag butt fucking tranny no job socialist cities don't count as the US kek
Save him because he is the President. Then when I am on the news use my platform to talk about how the Republican, and to a lesser extent the democrats, are leading our country down a dark path.
This
Emolument
e·mol·u·ment
/əˈmälyəmənt/
noun: FORMAL
a salary, fee, or profit from employment or office.
"Donnie's illegal emoluments from foreign dignitaries staying at his roach motels."
synonyms: payment, fee, charge, consideration, Trump hotel booking fee; More
I would nail his hands to the ledge...then make a media circus of the whole situation. Make the eventual fall/death last hours...tv ,media crews from all over the world...run high cost TV ads every 2 mins. Bring a Rabbi in for last rites.
Its the way he would have wanted to go.
Hokey doesn’t count as a sport, it’s something to do to not die of cold. Kek
Long live the king.
White House has to start that process.
so he has to impeach himself?
Those hands are too small to grip
controll has been passed
Those tapes will be released
Faaaake.... Everyone knows they spend it on newports and chicken
You'd have to get the money upfront with this weasel
step on each finger, demand codes for vaults and transfer of money to offshore accounts etc.. then when I'm sure I got my monies, stomp on his fingers and say hasta la vista baby.
I'd save him. it's only the right thing to do.
There is more than one person in the White House, dingus. But yes, the Executive branch is the one that starts it, any cabinet member can raise it, but usually it has to be unanimous with the President being the odd man out. Then, with a unilateral submission by the Vice President to the Congress, the process can begin.
Order him to nuke a random nation just to see if he'd do it
Nope
I'd help him up cause im not an asshole.
make him promise to may me if i pull him up
It's been reputed he's expressed similar thoughts that Republican voters are a bunch of rubes
he didn't divest, but his kids run them
You're such a god damned liar.
You don't want to be a hero?
you're a special kinda special, aren't you?
only the house can start the proceedings. and thats not an executive branch.
OMG THANK YOU
they don't educate you well in rumania, do they?
Yeah, that doesn't count.
"We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated" -Trump
Make him appoint me nasa director for life. Then have him declare space exploration a national emergency.
Then try not to let his greasy hands slip out of mine while I pull him up!
I'd pull him up, he is my POTUS after all.
>see post
>2019
>taken back
mfw i realize Yea Forums still has a little soul left
Dumb motherfuckers. When the VP submits the charges, congress takes a vote to go forward. If the votes pass the house, those charges become the articles of impeachment, and the impeachment proceedings go forward in the Senate which the VP presides over, essentially making the VP the judge of the proceedings in his role as President of the Senate.
Jesus motherfucking Christ almighty, the shit you faggots would have learned in history and civics class if you had only stop beating your meat to furry, cuck, and trap porn.
There is only one executive branch, you black dick cum guzzler.
youre an idiot
I would jump and catch him with a parachute. It should be worth a couple of millions dollars for me
heaven quads checked
Try to help but i would fail to pull him up because hes like 400pounds
like him or not, you should help him because it's the right thing to do
the VP doesnt have to submit charges. Charges are levied by a vote in the house to start impeachment. The suggestion can come from anywhere, but the house need to vote and start it.
the VP sits int he SENATE, and oversee's the trial.
how do you even know how to solve captchas with your intelligence?
so the president's own bank needs to impeach themselves?
wheres the checks and balances in that?
What the fuck is a “youre”? Are you too black to afford an apostrophe?
The number of samefagging white knights in this thread is off the charts.
wanna be a grammar nazi or a troll.
seems you're both
and add to the fact you don't know how this process works
*branch*
that is a personal gift to me. thank you.
THIS ISN’T LIKE COCKS FOR YOUR MOM’S ASSHOLE.
IT CAN’T COME FROM JUST ANYWHERE BECAUSE THE NEXT FUCKING PRESIDENT, THE VP, IS ALREADY IN THE FUCKING EXECUTIVE BRANCH.
GOD, YOUR MOM’S A WHORE.
the fuck does pence have to do with anything?
Idiots like you are how trump got in office so I’m not surprised. I’d be astounded if you knew how a toaster worked, let alone the functions of the three branches of the us federal government.
Clearly you’re the idiot.
cause to explain to me the impeachment process because i apparently have no idea.
so help me out here
*care*
He means He’d be next in line, unless he gets impeached as well, then it would be Pelosi (house speaker). If she’s too much of a cunt, then it would be Grassley (Senate pro tempore, as elected vp would be impeached already, and no longer president of senate) And if he’s too gay for it, it would go back to the executive branch cabinet members in size of department order unless one is elected among them.
I leaned this from designated survivor. It’s actually true.
I would toss him a rope.
I would not hold or tie off the other end.
if you read up, hes suggesting the executive branch needs to start it by the VP
see
Let emporer know that he is a shop I can tell by some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time
ask for his tax returns
Before impeachment can begin, the vp has to charge and before it can end in impeachment the vp has to judge the president, as he would be the one taking over.
Gerald Ford adviced Nixon to resign to save him the embarrassment of being judged and removed by his running mate, as the case was headed to the senate.
so why did spiro agnew leave nixon?
i'll admit, you've had this dumb ass fishhook in me long enough.
I lick his hands for 10 minutes then i bite ferociously to try to pull him up
sweet. can i have president pence?
id fucking love that. can you imagine how SCOTUS will look if pence replaces ginsburg? amazing, that's what it would be
That’s also true too. That ensures the vp is clear of any wrongdoing he might charge the president with. If it involves both, Congress house/senate levy the charges & a cabinet member hands them to the senate temporary president (pro tempore) as bpth pres and vp are being charged. That’s to make sure that a. The order comes from the executive branch (as is their job) and more importantly b. The one judging is not involved in any of the charges levied against the president or vp or both.
Think of impeachment as an indictment or saying “you fucked up & we have proof” that’s one of the roles of the executive branch: to charge congress with punishing the executive branch.
It’s all dumb old timey law codified by Jefferson.
404 for anons faggotry
Agnew resigned fist as his impeachment for embezzling funds in Maryland was gaining steam. He resigned first. Ford was then sworn in as vp, handpicked by Nixon and would have been his running mate had watergate not blown him out of office.
The guy, Nixon, signed the amended the constitution for Ford to be vp after agnew’s resignation and Ford didn’t feel it proper to essentially fire the guy who made him president.
Honestly I'm probably not going to be getting myself in to that situation there bud
Would save him bc then he might give me a loan of a million dollars
shit on his face
lol how do people keep falling for this huckster's grifts?
Why do you keep samefagging this thread to bump it?
Help him, I don't particularly like him but nobody deserves death
Can you really say "nobody deserves death" when every one of us inevitably dies? Death is the fucking price of admission, man
/K/ saluting
Politics is nice, but remember to hug your sister.
Trump weighs around 110 kg, he's a big guy. My deadlift's one rep max is pretty much the same so I think I could theoretically lift him. However the probable sweating in a nervous situation like this coupled with the bad form when lifting someone from the ledge makes it very difficult and I would likely just accidentally drop him anyway.
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Wtf KS This shit user? This isnt facebook nor 9gag. Gtfo fucking incel
is that donny
de wat? on top
> of on off the brick
wall with david's star?
{spoilers don't work on b}New here?{/spoilers don't work on b}
Pull myself up and run the country
I mean if this man got quads, he must be right
8 the b8
8 the b8
At least pet your imouto before she gets lonely.
>TFW: You're triggered by the trump thread, so you go to your anime folder for spam.
You aren't enjoying it?
Nah, too loli.
Save him in exchange for Ivanka. Kushner can go fuck himself
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Save him, maybe i can get a favor out of this!
Hope you all enjoyed. Source is here
Realize Trump is fucked no matter what I do because I don't have the upper arm strength to pull him back up.
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