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CUM

go to the wardrobe and search for some guns

Man, what a nice nut.

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Just start fucking screaming

i am what i am

a homosexuall?

"Man, what a nice nut."...... is what you would think if your dick weren't entirely scabbed over from weeks of nonstop pounding.

You resign to check your shitty .png wardrobe that was hiding behind your realistic background wardrobe. What luck! Your AK 47 and bad dragon are right where you left them

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Penis

i'm a big boy

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Take the gun and use it on furries

Fuck self with dildo

you throw all sensibilities to the curb and scream like a God damned moron

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take dildo and go outside to beat some people

Genderfluff

You pop the AK in your inventory, along side the bad dragon for good measure.

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Girl

call with my sick phone a meth dealer

load gun with the hot dog.

Uh Oh, just as you're contemplating all your options, your bitch cunt jpeg mom comes in to tell you to stop screaming like a retard.

What should you do to get rid of her?

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a non binary gender neutral fox

Shoot her balls off

call child protective services

is there even an option? im pretty sure there are no girls on the internet so...

You pop a couple caps in that thottie, making sure to hold your gun like all the cool black guys you see in the movies.

Finally, you can order some drugs.

>04/29/19(Mon)22:29:01 No.798575167

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Well it's role play and everyone on the internet knows how to role play as a girl.

pansexual demi-boy with rather hetero-tendencies
(aka. cuck)

why do you ask?

Thank God, Tyrone picks up the phone!

>Sheit niga, long time no see, what's poppin?
"Just killed my bitch mom", you say.
>Haha, dusty ass jpg mahfk. So what's good homie, what u need?
"The usual, my brotha"
>Sounds good honkey, meet me at the usual place. *CLICK*

You've just set up a drug deal.... now if only you could remember what your USUAL is, and WHERE the usual place is???

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You know those coffee beans that they collect from cat poop? Kind of like that but hooker piss and meth.

the town sewer

Yes

Neither
"boys" and "girls" are, by definition, not allowed on this site as they are underage.

I am a man and have been allowed to post here since the site was first opened

Sounds like something an underaged faggot would say

You meet up with Tyrone in the town sewer.
>Testo Intelligent Manly, my nigga!
"A-am I really your nigga, Tyrone? Or are you just saying that to make me feel good?"
He smiles warmly at you.
>You are my nigga, Tim. And I give you FULL PASS to say the N word. HARD R.
"awesome."
"nigger"
>So, I got this giant back of meth. you got my money?

Oh shit. You forgot to bring any money, I bet mom had some in her purse, but there's no way you're going all the way back now.

Maybe you can work something out with Tyrone...?

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Sh00t tyr0ne

deepthroat the bad dragon and see if he takes the hint

bigg fackin baals

You equip the bad dragon in an attempt to seduce Tyrone, but his finger is too quick and he blows your head off instantly.

You are dead.

The End.

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Kill yourself

So much for being his nigga

fucking niggers REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn it you didn't tell me that nigga had three arms

sad.

I am

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Boy

Attack helicopter. Like the Apache I was born to be.
>Fwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwopfwop

A walking dick

hot

How to play

:3c

do more pls

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quality ass

Where my fellow males at

I just finished 2nd term plumbing school, I identify as a fixture unit.

What program did op use for this

7000 hours in mspaint

i sexually identify as a popcorn bowl actually

Totally read that in Liam Neeson's voice