I am the eternal dragon. You are entitled to 3 wishes, and no more than 3...

I am the eternal dragon. You are entitled to 3 wishes, and no more than 3. You may not return more than one person to life with a single wish, and you may not kill more than one person with a single wish.

State your wishes and I shall grant them.

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Lemme get like 20 burgers

I want the massed to become based and redpilled once and for all

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i wish for the number of my post eternal dragons to give more wishes
i wish for my dog to come back
i wish there was no cartoon show from childhood porn

wish #1. I wish to be able to control time and space. To stop, fastforward, rewind, slow down, speed up,or travel to a certain timeline without it affecting me or anyone i touch. (meaning if i travelled 100 years in the future i would still be myself as i was when i was in present day) During my time traveling i would not age until i was brought back to my original timeline.

Wish #2 I wish to be able to read the minds and thoughts of others while looking at them. Being able to turn this power on and off by the commands "switch on" and "switch off"

Wish #3 There are roughly 36 million people in the world who have a million dollars or more. Over 150 million homeless in the world as well.
I wish all humans in the world with a net worth of over a million to band together and save the homeless and less fortunate. give them a home. give them food, and a job. Their main goal would be to have all humans in the world have equal amount of funds and living expenses.

I wish to be able to change my appearance at will, that I am immune to all std/diseases/illnesses, and that noone thinks any acts I do, even in public, are bad or inappropriate.

More like fagon

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1. Bring scat man alive
2. make me as strong as you can (with dbz powers)
3. Hot Shota trap to fuck

make me invincible
make me immortal
give me eternal youth

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1. The power to remake reality as I see fit.

same, I want what this guy is asking for

I want a hard reset. And come back as a pretty girl with lots of money.

let me take all of his burgers

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Fucking commie

I want Infinite fortune in USD, A small house on the cost of Cali and I want to be a white person :)

i wish for Yea Forums, reddit, youtube, twitter, facebook to be merged into one

i wish for everyone to never get fat

i wish everyone gets 1 amazing taco every 24 hours

Get back here with my burgers you dirty thief

First wish.

I wish to be universally understood. That is, when I speak or write, the receipient of my message fully understands me, and understands exactly what "I" meant.

This should make future wishes, even ones as ambigious as "i wish I was rich" have zero room for interpretation as to what should be granted since you universally understand my request.

Wish 2.

I wish to have the ability to return to any point in time in my life with the full knowledge my "present" self.

Since wish one is in place im only explaining this for this readers understanding.

I'm easentially immortal by my own choosing and i never lose the knowledge ive gained. I can pick a "save point" at any moment in my life at any time and restart my choices from that point forward. If i dont like the outcomes i can move back to start over. The vadious branches od my life that form through these choices simply become additional moments in time I can reset to.

Wish 3.

At no point un my exsistence will my abilities ever be questioned / noticed / worshipped unless I in that moment wish them to be.

Again wish 1 is in place so this further explanation isnt needed. But essentially I dont want people freaking out when a 16 year old wins the lottory 18 times in a row thanks to wish 2.

Or getting negative attention for having literally the knowledge of 700000 years at the age of 10 due to wish 2.

Id say with those 3 wishes im pretty much set for eternity.

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I wish to wake up a 10/10, sexy, young, thin woman
I wish for unlimited financial means
I wish for health and longevity to live a full, unhindered life

No...just a logical person.

>communism has ever worked ever

shapeshifting
sex dungeon with shapeshifting automaton slaves
kill OP

1. Type 5 (Perfect) Immortality
2. This CYOA irl for me alone
3. A delicious cheeseburger

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I wish Hitler won.

I wish that a Muslim is teleported to the bottom of the sea every 0.1 second.

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What if you get buried alive... literally suffocating under the earth forever...

A computer program that contains all knowledge, down to the most minute and irrelevant detail. Wikipedia but perfect in accuracy and complete in content. I want it to be able to run on Linux.
A time machine.
Immortality.

ETERNAL DRAGON, I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY, SUPERNATURAL POWERS, AND A PORTAL TO HELL.

But since you will never die, you can take as much time as you need to escape and dig your way out!

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