ITT: Worst Tinder thots you’ve encountered while using the app

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I feel bad for whoever had to pierce those nipples

>wiccan
Bail bail bail

I would tie a noose around my neck before I would fuck that

>the Wiccan part makes you bail
>not the fact that she sharted out three niglets and is only 23

Nuclear family? The only nuclear thing she can get would be Chernobyl's reactor number 4

ZUG ZUG!

what the fuck

Is that Super SuS

how arr you supposed to find a clit there?

>mom of 3
Stopped right there

Would NOT smash

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Would not smash this hippie bitch either

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Cunts like this are very common here in Michigan

Guess which one she is

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Pretty sure that’s massive facial reconstruction. Probably a fire or a bad accident.

>Cunts like this are very common here in the United States
ftfy user

>kind of itchy
Bring her a flea collar on your first date.

>23yo already has 3 kids
>gold diggin' whore who wants the 'perfect man'
>would probably cheat on you anyway

I honestly dont know how these entitled disillusioned sjw sluts think they deserve anything. the mental gymnastics is mind boggling.

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Or probably, it is a face-shaped cake

>I honestly dont know how these entitled disillusioned sjw sluts think they deserve anything.
There's always some thirsty fucking idiot out there willing to go for it.

10/10 user. Made my night.

Holy fuck that’s great

I had a profile that just started with

"All 28/28 European countries done!"

In fact I've seen a common theme where girls will list all the flags of the countries they've been to. Humble brags and shit.
I don't think I've ever met up with a bad date on tinder as I don't go on many, but I've had some pure shit conversations, and garbage profiles

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There is some horrible self denial with shit like this, like actually sad, do they think the guy is gonna think "I've got a match may aswell fuck the ham planet" it's false advertising and they're gonna run as soon as they see that shit

Fire.
But if she was a cake, i still wouldnt eat herz

> job soap maker
Just what the fuck ?

Job: parasitic hippie

Rules 1 and 2 say we can’t talk about it.

How that bitch 30? Looks like the crypt keeper.

well, yeah, she got 3 kids somehow.

But honestly getting anyone for a 'serious' relationship is laughable when these type of women think men are beneath them, or just using them for financial stability and what not.

It's because she went to all the countries in Europe. Men there sucked her vitality.

Fat one, guaranteed.

I thought it was clay

No way she is 30. She's closer to 50.
Some people lie shamelessly and effortlessly

The men did the sucking?... I think not user

Kek thank you user

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I am straight and just swipe right on anything that is not a ham planet, don't look for anything else, as long as it's not fat then I swipe right.

This thing turned up in my matches today

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this

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This is the future of our society, user, products of pump and dump followed by years of batshit single mom education

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they sucked her with the penis. Didn't they teach you biology in school?

30? Fuck me, you could add at least 20 years onto that.

Looks like a hot pocket that was put in the microwave for too long, that or a burnt Bruce Jenner

She sells drugs you knob

cursed images

Nigga shes kinda hot, you are just gay

r or l?

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Damn you right

37 years being undead

That's a tranny you tard

It's cruel to mock these girls. Their looks were obviously out of their control for whatever reason

Go after the hambeasts.
They deserve all the mockery for being lazy fat fucks.
Or this old bitch She is not 30, unless she's been pumping kids out since she was 13

You're penis works a lot differently than mine my dude

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that works so fucking beautifully, well done user. 10/10.

Sure faggot

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>be me
>match with random Swedish 5/10 chick on Tinder
>chat a bit on the app, it goes nowhere
>at 3am one night a few days later get a message her
>she's dtf
>am stoned af
>say yes
>she comes over
>she has a glass of whiskey with her wtf
>she has death breath okaythen.jpg
>we chat for an hour and it's fucking weird
>try to make a move but she's not into it
>she mentions "I like to take souvenirs from people's houses lololol"
>weird flex but okay
>she's clearly a bit nuts
>eventually after like an hour try to make a move again
>we go upstairs
>we fuck
>try to avoid her mouth because death breath
>cum
>condom breaks
>have cum in this random crazy Swedish tinder chick
>it's 6am
>ask her to leave
>she says she wants to see me again
>am like "yeah cool" although have no intention of seeing her again
>she goes

>about half an hour later, realize she wasn't fucking kidding about "I take souvenirs from people's houses" as she has taken my wallet
>never get wallet back
>might be a father

It is cruel. That's why I'm doing it anonymously. But I can't not share these pics.

I was gonna say it kinda looks like 70yo AOC who sucked the life force of a 20yo and then the host body started rejecting the parasite and is slowly reverting to old age/melting

id beat the right one with the left one, then burn them both in a bonfire

That's gotta be fetal alcohol syndrome, right?

Not OP but I report all trannies as misrepresenting themselves. Apparently it works because many of their profiles say "stop flagging my profile" or something to that effect.

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With a side of downie to boot

Or mongloidism?

t. Virgin
It is absolutely fine to make fun of genetic mistakes.
The burn victim, you can make a case for, but Quasimodo is a genetic mistake.

RIP my sides.

Yeah IT is kinda hot, but I am straight and I have tried playing with a hot tran before and it never got any further than dancing....my mind is just screaming GUY!!!!!

I was thinking of meeting IT and just doing the crying game thing, the movie ya know, just emotional support and so I don't die of boredom talking to conservatives all week.

Maybe I am gay....kek....nah really have been there done that and got the t-shirt, all times I ever tried anything gay, I lost my erection and it was a turn off.

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She's an orc

Fuck man, I WAS going to say I don't think I'd let a girl come over without getting to know them a bit first, like maybe a date first and see how goes

but who am I fucking kidding

So basically she looking for the same type of guy who left her with 3 kids. Gotchya

Durza gro-Malog, Fighters Guild Journeyman of Cheydinhal.

yeah, both are fetal alcohol syndrome

Lol even better that there are 44 European countries.

Also yeah the 'I've visited 'x' many countries' (usually about 35) - like, bitch I have no idea why you think that that makes you attractive, it 100% does not.

Part 2.

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Would you??

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hahaha if you only knew how straight I am, did the club scene for like 20 years surrounded by LGBT, never fucked a guy or had a guy fuck me. Fucked every slut I could lay hands on...kek

Yeah I was stoned and depressed, not making good life choices.

If shes really 30 I hate to see her at 40

Nope. It has a bigger mustache than me. That's a no go

Off by one says yous gay

Enough soy and you can enjoy watching her pump out other dudes kids.

would smash the trap

Is that a dude?

Do your work

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Don't think so much about it. If it turns you on, then do it. Gayness is relative.

Yes. Read it.

Yeah but his preggo wife would fuck you up

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This hippy I matched with is nuts.
Would drive me insane to have to chat about anything metaphysical with her.

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Dark souls 4 confirmed

had a girl once say that being a furry was a plus.

kek

Now the question is did you?

>move along kids
> mommie what is that?
> don't look honey

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I'd fuck her

Haha...nice try. You can't just put the same image side by side and try to fool us into picking. I'm onto you, you slick motherfucker...

Reccomend that to a friend for sure.

Seeing posts like this are the only reason I return. It's obviously not entirely click bait here... Thank you

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Am I the only one that thinks she looks like the ghoul bartender from fallout three

Yeah I am an oldfag now, I really really dont give a fuck what other people think, give me somebody intelligent and witty to chill with, male or female......and if it's female then bonus.....but shallow fuckwits I cant deal with any more.

I think I might chat with it, they always have a hot as fuck emo female friend in the loop. Always....kek...If it is intelligent I might see what it's hotty female friend is like. Could be a lot more interesting than the vanilla Tinder shit.

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>somewhat intelligent
>conversate

Moron detected.

Trans an IT

>513km away
are you desperate or just casting a huge fucking net?

whaddaya want, smoothskin

I'm 42 and my GF is 23. One of them anyway. She's hot as hell, has a job, her own place, she can be a cunt but so can they all.
Bro just have confidence and know that a lot of younger women love older guys.

nah she just moved from that other City she is visiting home for the holidays

IF they didn't want to be mocked, they should use a dating app of all places to go public with their appearance.

Fuck man... Are you me?

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The tattoo on her chin and forehead gave that away

Dying

My fucking side bless you user.

this

Kek

oof

12 year old confirmed

Don't mention it user you guys being happy makes it all worth it

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Who, me or the girl?
I'm not that big of a perv! Kek

Czech those dubs.

Et tu!!

JOIN THIS FUCKING DISCORD SERVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR YOUR WIFES SON DIES IN XIRS SLEEP

discord.
gg/HgeHEr

fat

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Dubs dont lie

Maybe not, have you watched "The Crying Game"? I might wake up one morning and say "my God I am in love with a Trans"...kek

I had a crazy experience with a Trans recently, it nearly got sold into slavery in the Eastern Block, I stopped it from flying to meet some very dodgy people. At the same time I met this girl I was supposed to marry. Then I spoke to an old girlfriend and told her what was happening. A few months later I am telling my old girlfriend about my fiancée and how she is super conservative and does not like to fuck when she is having her period.....and my friend says "but how is she having her period if she is Trans"?....she thought I was marrying the Trans....kek......maybe it's serendipity

Dang

You do know this match is a Trans right?

Is your "girl"friend a Trans?

Hard pass

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Would read again/10

Hahha no man, I'm replying to the other oldfag who sounded resigned to his fate as a desperado

Interfeeding chemical fires user.

/bro your wasting your time, I swipe right on anything that is not fat or over 40, I dont read all the bs and check their other pics, what for if she does not swipe back it is wasted time?

everyone here is friends

I find some bios entertaining sometimes, give or take

send me nudes in first conversation.
Told me she has a fantasy of fucking her dad
Also she might be attracted to children, she's conflicted.
Then sent me her sex tapes.
It was all very awful.

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Would swipe right. I love RHCP

NO!!!!!!!
How did you get as far with her to receive this assault, I mean rape, of the eyes.

If that washed up on the beach, they would set explosives and hide behind the rocks.

Wasting my time? I'm weeding out trannies and other psychos.

How does this harm you, personally?

any more pics user??

Gotsta be da one in da middle

kek....do you live in the country?
I get like 50 swipes a day, I take less than a second to process each one. Is she fat or over 40? yes/no. If I had to read their bios and check their other pics it would take an hour or more.

I do the weeding out once there is a possibility to chat. You don't have to chat with matches, you can immediately delete once you read the bio. I then establish whether they are greedy gold digging sluts or not.....and if so could I get hooker of comparable hotness for cheaper....then I get them to give me whatsapp the ones that refuse get deleted, obviously catfish or cheating. Then I do all the flirting and dating on whatsapp.

Save myself so much wasted time compared to before doing it this way.

I literally did nothing. She just started sending because she said she fell in love with me from my profile. I'm so happy I gave her my burner number.

My gf wants to make a tinder account to use to find people to swing with. Is this even a viable outlet?

She would eat though it.

do bumble

Take them to whatsapp before you mention the swinging, then Tinder cant do a thing if some conservative complains.

That glass of whiskey was from another guys house, and her breath..... well I hope you didn’t kiss her.

Jesus christ what a train wreck.

Sloth looking ass

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All i have is time brother man.
I don't live in the country but I do live in the extreme northern suburbs of Detroit.
Matched are not infinite

Wiccan not 420 friendly???
What do they burn? Diesel?

Plenty of conservative swingers...
Hardly confined to liberal turd gurglers like you

Coal

Set the outer security perimeter at 15 miles

>3 kids
>Treat me like a queen
>Nuclear family

Lol you can have it all

Fuck them both

So find them on tinder then link the convo to what’s app?
What is the bumble you speak of

I haven’t dated in 6 years so I’m out of the loop

>I have social anxiety
>I’m an open book
I’m sorry, what?

It's a little better then tinder and the woman HAVE TO TALK FIRST

I also dont read bios of women I find ugly, but if they're extra ugly or all SJW, I'll screencap it and hang onto it for years precisely for threads like this.
I posted the dirty "soapmaking" hippie and Freddy Krueger

Nice name

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oh fuck, listen and learn, you take ALL conversations of a sexual nature to whatsapp and then no troll or pscyho whatever can cause shit for you. If anyone complains then if it didn't happen on then they cant take action.

It's funny/sad when the dude is hotter and you call the chick a fag while she is pregnant

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Alot of the women on tinder are beyond wack. I'm very sure the the profiles that say NO HOOKUPS !!!11!!!1 are 300% more likely to have one night stands with you.

If you play literally any sport and put a picture of it on your profile you will get more swipes

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Goddamn the people making fun of this woman make me fuckin sad. Like.. we're all one mistake away from being totally lonely and any effort to put ourselves out there is met with a bunch of anonymous basement dwellers saying to get back in the closet...
damn. I know this is Yea Forums but.. damn. now Im sad.
>in b4 someone tells me to go incinerate myself and my mother.

Yeah the psycho hot real female friend will never be into vanilla......will also work well in public, if either misbehaves I can duck and pretend it's them that's into the weird kinky shit

I’m going to hell for laughing at this and saving.

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Probably had a black boyfriend who got mad shen she broke up with him and threw acid in her face

vote for trump, your out.
military slave for trump, please fuck me.
nuclear family, already has 3 kids.
not even acknowledging the rest
every response is going to be from serial killers.

So lets do a little thought experiment...

So Homosexual males are attracted to males. Heterosexual males are attracted to females. Should be the same thing, right?

Well, imagine if it was a bunch of straight men throwing money at an 8 year old girl dressed like than. Can you see the uproar that would cause? Its not so much people think that this sort of shit affects them, they are just sick of the fucking double standards.

The best way to get laid in my experience is to not talk about sex until they bring it up. They matched with you, so presumably they want to fuck you.
Just pay attention to them. All women are attention whores. Most women will do anything you ask, including threesomes, once you've figured out how to make them come every single time you fuck them.

Yeah I find on Tinder then immediately go to whatsapp, if they dont want to go to whatsapp then that is a BIG RED flag for catfish or cheater or fucking time waster. Can't think of the matches that I took to Whatsapp and didn't get dates with.

If your thinking of swinging then you HAVE TO kick time wasters into touch quickly, so many mother fuckers in unhappy marriages imagining their partners are going to join them.
Check each others pics
Quick chat to make sure you socially connect.
Arrange to meat for coffee or fuck
Any other bullshit then kick them into touch and move on.

I wad hoping someone would catch that....

you sound like a nigger or street shitter. kys faggot

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Tits have been removed what the fuck is happening to this world

Heil hitler.
And i feel bad about it, i really do. But i must contribute

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Hahaha you're welcome.
Trust me I feel bad too but it's the ultimate trainwreck scenario. Can't look away and I can't stop laughing

Welp... that'll do it. I am kill

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Disgusting cunt. This proves some men really are incredibly desperate because they wouldn't act like this if men rejected them completely.

Bullshit. You must fuck desperate women

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I bet she fucks like crazy.
I'd be all in.

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I bet she has hairy armpits and an afrocrotch

you must fuck........no one.

Bahhahha i just tried to swipe left on this pic!!!
Fucking disgusting pig!!!

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Is kicking them into touch just blocking them? You’re basically saying just hit it and quit it. Which is fine with me.

Are time wasters a section or your description

Sounds like you’ve done this a few times

OC. She was 18 in this pic and literally the prom queen. I was 40.
Wanna see more?

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fuckkk

Arrange meat to fuck

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>coming to Yea Forums to prove you're not a virgin
you seem like a really neat guy user

i am not a virgin and i agree with him
didnt expect that one, huh?

Why would you not smash that? Who cares what weird fetish she has after you've already dumped your load? I'm pretty sure that she's just joking and you're autistic anyway.

Also 18, she was a freshman in college. She's now 23 and is the gf I mentioned above.

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You're the one saying I have no game, when I guarantee it's you fucking the hambeasts

she seems p chill

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better post that vid a proof

How about dyed armpit hair

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Brb, gonna burn my cornea out with a torch lighter.

Festive!

nah blocking is too confrontational.
Just ignore them, if they polite with manners they will assume it's some other problem and do nothing, if they are assholes they will message you like you in a relationship already.

Been swinging off and on for 20 years, to get one good experience you have to start with 20 possibles,....if they taking it slow, trying to coax their partners, they always chat without their partners bs bs bs then just ignore them and move onto the next.

1. You exchange pics, ALL PICS not just the wife.
2. You chat online just to makes sure they are on the same social level and you can at least make small talk.
3. You move to whatsapp and make a date to meet for a quick coffee in a mall where there is CCTV.
4. You meet for coffee and then you all decide.

Anyone not wanting to go through with this simple process you ignore and move onto the next.

if an ok face at best, would/could be slam pig

Nuclear family? Bitch already has 3 bastards

except we all have super computers in our pockets so this won't come to pass.

>40 years old
>shitposting on Yea Forums
lol ok. enjoy the brief remainder of your life user. hope you have fun.

>my dog is my one true love
>not looking for hookups
...?

You must see the bs I read on a daily basis.

Like she has a one year old kid, but she believes in true love and is loyal.

Like she really stuck it out with the kid's dad because she is loyal and tried everything to make it last.

Loved his work in lord of the rings

ANY and I mean ANY woman who has her dog in her profile is a psycho bunny boiler.

That's a real one user. That bio is some inspirational shit right there. I might try this with my girlfriend.

>is a psycho bunny boiler.
explain, please?

wtf

Insta herbyhanna
>404

it's from a movie, the girlfriend kills the kids rabbits.

Take my advice, any woman with her dog with her in her profile pic, or who says the most important thing to her is family...avoid.....what she means is the last 4 boyfriends didn't last because of conflict with her family.

This kills any sort of hope I have for dating at 30. Christ on a cross, I'd rather be single.

I'd fuck the shit out of that trach-hole

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Are you the guy from the micro penis thread?

According to how the nipples look she underwent a masactomy for ftm trannys ("Top Surgery")

Living in an amoral society that has lost its fucking mind harms all of us dumbfuck.

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I used to get worked up about these "I cant get women" threads, I used to think it was because they were making mistakes chatting up women, then I came to realise it is because they are fat grease balls who look like they live under a rock.

AKA How can I get laid by doing fuck all other than making a Tinder profile and sitting on my fat ass.

rather odd

>> Would NOT smash
Her face looks Smashed AS FUCK