Open cockpit door

>open cockpit door
>see this
what do, Yea Forums?

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>run

Probably get arrested for entering cockpit without authorization.

I'd fuck the one on the right

GTFO while the plane is still grounded

i tell them to get out of my seat

hello ladies flight marshal here to breathalize you

is this the cockpit or the box office?

Pray pray pray

btw. this shouldn't be allowed

they seem to be happy you are there

>dat copilot
I'd open HER cockpit door, if you know what I mean.

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Ask to join the mile high club.

GTFO plane immediately

By the way that's a mother daughter pair. No joke. Look it up.

Ask myself:
>Why the fuck is Costa Cordalis my pilot?!

whip out my dick and pound right in her tight taint while left looks on in horror.

Hellloooo ladies
>unzips dick
how'd you like to get your hands on THIS stick? positive control only

I mean, it's a COCKpit afterall hehe

commit sudoku, prefer to go on my terms and not these thots crashing the plane to the ground and killing me on the way

Squak 7700, because they're clearly falling from heaven.

What happened to Hafiz and Mahmoud?

join mile high club

And the brethalizer you have to blow on is my cock

Your dick has a zipper?

>unzips dick
Theyd probably be weirded out if you somehow undid the binding holding your dick together, im just saying

I say, "It's time for nine-eleven 2."

Is it summer yet?

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"TONIGHT - On Air Crash Investigation..."

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that cockpit looks like it belongs to a 1960 plane

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