Yea Forums RISK!

>garganzola
move north.

>use green text fag

>the Jews
Start using northwest Africa.

blue

Hey limp dick. Read this then

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hey asswipe. you need me to explain this to you new fag?

>use green text to signify your nation!
then signify your color and where you would like to start.

whatever you roll is the number of territories you are allowed.

does that fix things zipperhead?

you know I can read the rules fine. if you cant just use a application to clear it up newfag.

yeah me too.

quads is nukes. you get awarded 5.

UPDATE

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>Jews
move north into Spain.

>garganzola
move northwest towards Italy.

>trash boat
green start in GB

UUPDATEEEEEE

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>trash boat attack south towards the 4th reich.

>jews
keep moving north.

>gargz
move in Italy.

>Orange takes a boat to invade Green

UPDATE.

4th reich and Trashboat are at war. Trashboat won with the higher roller so he gets to advance 3 spaces.

reminder alliances are allowed!

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>4th Reich fights back!

>trash boat
keep attacking the 4th reich!

>gargz
Move north and fill Italy with rest.

>Jews
Move north east

i still can't see you fag fuck this game

Update

4th reich is awarded 18 spaces into Great Britain!

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get an application like everyone else cumrag

>jews
move north into France.

>gargz
continue moving hard east.

>4th Reich
Keep fighting those cunts, attack trashboat once more.

Garganzolas is definitely taking over the whole board

>the niggaland
Put me in the middle of Romania

color?

>Soviet Union
March South

>OP
you won trash boats land!

Brown

>snowbunnies
pink
start in turkey!

UPDATE
4threich defeated TB
no alliances formed yet!

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>snowbunnies move east! towards aral sea

Expand niggaland to east

>gargz
Move east

>4th Reich
take over Belgium and move towards the Jews

Maybe and alliance with Garganzola would help...

>niggaland
East

>jews request alliance with gargz.
move north into France.

>Soviet Union
East

>gargz
alliance accepted since I am jewish myself

well fuck 4th Reich is screwed

UPDATE
Garganzola and NIGGALAND are at war.
Alliance formed with jews and Gargz

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>gargz
you can join our alliance and we can destroy the muslims.

>Jews
Move east not attacking garganzola

>4th Reich Request alliance with Jews and Gargz
move north/east to destroy the muslims

>gargz
destroy niggaland

>niggaland
Obey the 4th reich like a little bitch and move east

>snowbunnies
move south

>Soviet
West

UPDATE

NIGGALAND AND Soviet Union AT WAR.

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>OP here
will count your turn go ahead and roll again to catch up

>Soviet
Attack Niggerland

>jews
go in between 4threich and gargz to create a land bridge without attacking both my allies.

>4th Reich
Trust close by troops for now and expand territory east

>niggaland
Move east, requesting peace treaty with the soviet union

BUT Leave gap for Jews to come through!

>gargz
attack niggaland!

>Soviet denies this treaty

UPDATE
Gargz won most of niggaland. Soviet denies treaty with niggaland and claims territory in niggaland.

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>snowbunnies
move north towards gargz attack.

>jews
use my African parts to move east towards snowbunnies.

>4th Reich
Take it slow, let the other troops fight the wars and expand territory north up Britain. Better safe then sorry

>niggaland
Attacks gargz, requesting aid from 4th reich

>gargz attack niggaland.

>Soviets
South towards Snowbunnies (When in contact, attack)

Still me, niggaland is pretty much poland now

UPDATE:
WARS:
Gargz vs niggaland = stalemate no points awarded.

Soviets attacked snowbunnies.

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>4th Reich
No aid for the blacks, request denied

LAWL

>gargz crush the snowbunnies!!!

>niggaland
Attack gargz move north.

>4th reich
Peace treaty is broken! Attack Jews

>Jews
attack niggaland

>Soviet
Murder those snowbunnies

I'm gonna give you the nword pass out aid us

fuck off! murder everybody!

UPDATE:
4threich betrayed the jews breaking the treaty with gargz and jews!

Gargz and soviets fuck snowbunnies real good.

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>garganzola
Attack 4th reich from my south German region.

>niggaland
Move north attack gargz

>jews attack 4th reich from my north eastern territory. push them out of mainland europe

>4th Reich
Rolling to counter this attack and go in offense

>Soviet
attack niggerland

>snowbunnies move north to attack niggaland. suck their cocks real good.

UPDATE.
EVERYONES AT WAR.
4th reich and niggaland are getting fucked.

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fuuuck
>4th reich
attack French region of the Jews

>Soviets
expand territory, preferably empty spaces between niggerland and snowbunnies
(if good roll expand more towards south)

>niggaland
Attack gargz move north requesting alliance w 4th reich

>garganzola
attack 4th reich going north! splitting their country in two pieces!

>jews defend our French border and push attack from the same spot!

>snowbunnies
attack the soviets.

UPDATE:

JEWS vs 4th reich is a stalemate no points awarded.

everyone is getting into war.

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>jews
attack the 4th reich.

>4th reich
gotto go out with a bang! Attack Jews again, same spot in France

>gargz attack 4th reich.

>niggaland
Requesting alliance with 4th reich, attack gargz, move north

>Soviets
Attack Bunnies, they got it coming

>4th reich
In a tough spot so accept alliance with niggers

>niggaland here
It is our only hope 4th reich. Let's ally and kick ass

>gargz bad call.

>OP
4th reich. you Arent looking too good you are completely moved out of mainland europe from gargz and jews "0" roll.

Kill allfi igs

UPDATE:

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>4th reich
screw mainland then! make Britain safehaven and stay there, expanding North, let them attack mainland

>jews
attack the reich into Great Britain

>niggaland
Move south

>Soviets
attack bunnies

>gargz
Push 4th reich out of mainland europe. then attack niggaland.

That means attack gargz and bunnies not the soviet union

>snowbunnies
push on soviets!

UPDATE:
Soviet obliterates snowbunnies turkey region!

Jews have invaded the GB safe haven.

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Just like real life...

>4th Reich
Almost dead but still kicking.
Attack Jews in Britain for good measure

>Op
someone needs to roll for nukes haha.

>Jews have invaded the GB safe haven
HA

>jew attack 4th reich

>niggaland
Move east(to sweden) attack gargz

>gargz
attack 4th reich in GB

>Soviet
attack Gargz

>Ireland
Green, starting in Ireland

>snowbunnies
Attack the soviets

Yo you still got a space for me?

bad place to start though

who are you? I just submitted Ireland in. I can use gray as the last color

Yeah, but I'm dozy. Might as well give it a try before I fall asleep, right?

>
How fucking new are you

UPDATE:

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tell me the name and where you want to start you may need to start in syria.

>Jews
attack 4th reich.

>Soviets
attack gargz in Greece

>gargz
Attack niggaland.

>Ireland
Move north to take the rest of Ireland

There's still Teal and Purple left as colours I think

>snowbunnies attack soviets

>4th Reich
attack gargz

>Seleucid
>Bottom of the canaan area, where the photo ends
>gay color

>>Seleucid
>>Bottom of the canaan area, where the photo ends
>>gay color

Wrong dude, I'm
>Ireland

>niggaland
Attack gargz expand to sweden

UPDATE:

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you will be added the next round go ahead and roll again

>>Seleucid
>>Bottom of the canaan area, where the photo ends
>>gay color

>Ireland
Move east, repopulate scotland

>gargz
Attack the soviets.

>Soviets
attack bunnies

>niggaland
Attack gargz, requesting military support from 4th reich

>jews attack niggaland

>4th reich
flee north of britain

>4th reich
next round millitary support on gargz

wait are you supporting gargz or niggaland

Shit can I still claim my trips for Ireland

supporting niggers, millitairy support for niggaland, attack gargz was what
I meant to say

>niggaland
I think us considering we have an alliance

Ok. Can I still claim my 40 territories for Ireland? I'll take scotland/england bits if I can

>niggaland
Surrender all my territory to the soviet union. I'm out Yea Forumsros

no you cant >OP here

This is the reason why Yea Forums sucks for RISK

Goddamnit.
>Ireland
Take scotland/england areas

that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works

UPDATE:
shits getting weird and real fats.

>ireland
you may nt have the 40 territories because you already rolled! make sure next time to always use the >green text

this will helpmeet and other understand who you are.

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>gargz
attack soviets from the south

>4th Reich
SURRENDER. I'm out. Good run now it's time for sleep.

>jews attack 4th reich.

>OP
hey since 4th surrenders im giving you there land and will count your roll

>Soviets
counter attack Gargz

I say reroll because 4th reich is out, but I'll let OP decide

>Seleucid
>expand half of roll to egypt, and half upwards

>Ireland
Expand throughout scotland/england, attack whoever's still there

UPDATE:
Okay guys so this map has changed dramatically.

Since 4th reich has surrendered and Ireland and the jews attacked them I have split the land with majority to jews because of roll and dominance.

now since nigga land has also surrendered. due to rules I split their land 60% to soviets, 30% to jews
and 10% to gargz.

gargz v soviets = stalemate on turkey front.

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I will count yours next too
>OP

>gargz
Attack soviets in the Middle East province.

>jews decide to attack the soviets from the north.

>Soviets
Counter attack Gargz again

you sir get nukes. now tell me where you want to shoot 5 nukes. one nuke equals 5 territories to go black and unusable.

>OP here!

>snowbunnies
attack the soviets!

quads is one nuke if I'm not mistaken

it is one I am sorry thought I saw quints!

nuke the jews

Quads

>Seleucid
>expand thru the sinai peninsula, finish off egypt, and extra rolls finishing off the ISIS parts of the world.

is this soviet? where exactly do you want to nuke them.

you only move 8 territories son. you aint going anywhere.
>OP

>Soviets
Nuke Gargz. Finish those basterds!

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UPDATE
Sovets let me know where you want the one nuke to go.

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For short just finish off the white areas of sinai-egypt area

>Ireland
Expand south, attack the jews

you cant because you only rolled 8 territories.

see

UPDAte

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>gargz
Continue attack the soviets.

>Jews
attack soviets from my north.

>seleucid
Okay then my 8 territories plus my roll goes to expanding to Iraq, then move left.

>Soviets
Soviets signing out. It's been fun but duty calls.
do whatever with my territory

>snowbunnies attack ISIS (gray)

Well mate Turks are roaches

UPDATE

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>gargz attack snowbunnies and ISIS

>snowbunnies
attack ISIS

>jews
Move north to kill Ireland.

You're retarded. Gargz is attacking you and yet you still want to attack me
>Seleucid
Defend, and if there's extra rolls then attack back

>OP
you're outnumbered and I wouldn't blame snowbunnies. ISIS is already dead enough irl

UPDATE:

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>JEWS
expand south towards the isis scum

>gargz
Attack the gray men taking minimal area from snowbunnies.

>Snowbunnies kill isis. get their asses fucked.

Ireland expand south, kill jews

>Ireland

Alliance Ireland?
>Defend against the enemies of the Alexander the Great, king of the Macedons, the Syrians, and the Parthian Empire.

UPDATE

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It's not about the number, it's about tactics.

>Ireland
Ok, alliance accepted

why tf would you make an alliance with someone not even near to help you LMAOOO
>OP

>Snowbunnies attack
ISIS

>gargz
Attack Ireland

>jews attack Ireland.

>Seleucid.
Attack the Snowbunnies.

UPDATE
posting fast so I need moves faster and ISIS its a game your tactics are pretty much zero.

And why would the Americans ally with Russia?

Where's your update.

Update.

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>OP
um pretty sure they didn't ally themselves everyone is fighting the war on terror.

>snowbunnies
Attack ISIS from the east pushing west

>Seleucid
Defend against the Snowbunnies
then if any extra rolls proceed to attack to the RIGHT, don't attack upwards.
I'm not ISIS, I'm attacking ISIS smartass.

>Jews
Attack Ireland

asswipe you claimed to be isis. lol no one is isis here.

>garganzola
attack gray men.

Dumbass.
Read again
">expand thru the sinai peninsula, finish off egypt, and extra rolls finishing off the ISIS parts of the world."

Holy fucking shit you need to learn to read

im not even plying so yeah youre a dumbass.

bro youre losing.

If you're not playing why bother posting?
Stop wasting your time. Read a book
Preferably Pinocchio or some shit.

why you wasting time playing this then?

UPDATE:

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Look at the rolls of me against the snowbunnies,

>snowbunnies
Attack Seleucid push them west

>Jews
use my North African coast to roll towards Seleucid attack them.

jews kill everyone also roll

>garganzola
Attack the gray men again push them south.

>OP
Seleucid I need your roll please

Because I hadn't played this shit in 2 YEARS that's why.

>Seleucid
>Defend, and if any extra rolls just push to that white area, to the west.

UPDATE
Ireland clearly isn't here anymore therefore jews wit their land.

Seleucid you gained two territories to the west due to everyone moving in on you!

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>Jews
Roll and attack Seleucid from the west

>snowbunnies
attack gray area

>garganzola
attack gray men.

OP you shouldn't have given tiles from people who have gone AFK. Let them conquer it on their own.
>Seleucid
>Defend, extra rolls attack to the north, near t he Mediterranean sea.

>OP
thats not the rules dominant ruler of a country gets the AFK.

Always 1 number behind

>OP
so close Seleucid

Update
alright did I miss that snowbunnies, gargz, and jews have an alliance?

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>snowbunnies
yes we do

>jews
kill rest of Seleucid
good playing with you gray! and everyone!

>snowbunnies
attack ISIS (gray)

>gargz
attack what's left of gray men

Shitty ass rules. That's Yea Forums risk sucked.
>Seleucid
Defend push upwards

>OP
okay Seleucid for you to not get conquered you must rolls dubs. because with gargz jews and snowbunnies they will claim 18 territories with their rolls combined. just a warning.

Yes since your shitty ass "dominant ruler of a country gets the AFK." rule.

>OP
you still would have lost and its a fucking rule. youre a sour loser dude lmao. not my fault you joined late asf.

UPDATE
since Seleucid is a sore loser and thinks he can still win after three whole countries go after him. we must come to a conclusion, are you guys going to fight more? or settle the countries?

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>gargz
I'm good with ending it :) and yeah he's being a sour puss

>jews
will settle for world peace.

Because your shitty ass rules sucked.

>snowbunnies. I will end the war!

>sourpuss
Stop same fagging with jewfag

its not mine. its been how its played for the last 3 years I've been hosting this. lmaooo so go cry to your mother rq and grow up

awhhh you gonna cry?

who tf is this guy lmbo

>OP
just ignore his dumbass. keyboard warrior is all he will ever be. but I hereby Close this map! will create a new map here in a few hours if anyone wants to play again.

gg

>OP
>keyboard warrior
Yeah sure civie

Asshole here who didn’t reply and just watched, thank you for making this thread happen. You anons gave me a glimmer of hope for Yea Forums, even sour loser

No problem next time play!
yawa ka my friend