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YLYL
reply or mom big die
FACT: Rusty nails inflict critical damage on unvaccinated kidz
HE'S HERE! WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUMMONED HIM! YES!!
Actually, there is one power they have...
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\fGFh734
GO GO GO
-j8
Thanks for blocking my ability to report. Meanwhile, the discord spammers run wild...
No u
Dammit ya got me
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
No U
Don't stop OP and contributors! The more we post, the less ray-pist gets exposure.
Apparently this image is supposed to simulate a stroke or something. You cant really make sense of your surroundings or something.
I legit had to turn my phone sideways and do some magic eye shit just to see the difference.
Oh my God! It's the holy fucking Grail!
You're dumb.
>Thinks 14 y.o.s are funny
Too young user
You're a cantaloupe!
This always happens when polarisation occurs. The sides begin dehumanising each other.
Scrolling through pic on my phone and seeing after was fun
Ok
That's cool and all, but the fuck do I have to do to banish him back where he came from? I'm ready to sacrifice anything at this point
Quite the intellectual we got here. I guess next you'll be saying that when people dislike each other they tend to fight?
Come now, tumblr isn't funny. Everyone knows this.
Fail
Hello, Einstein here. Just dropping in to suck a tranny's cock. also, the Holocaust isn't real.
That is all,
The Ben Garison watermark always kills me
Ok that crossbow game was bad ass if you wanted to kill an evening and get stoned with friends
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
I won't be tricked again i'm ignored dozens of these and she still isn't dead.
Your just another lying sack of shit
If you actually loved us you would kill our mothers.
hahahahaha
the irony
How dare you assume the gender.
lol, video plox
Your autistic ravings are not funny
hahahahahahahahahaha
I lost
NO REFUNDS
is this real?
you lie. Einstein never sucked tranny cock.
yes, doesnt make sense does it?
I lost early
It's called Rett Syndrome, but some dude changed it to Rekt. The rest is actually real, from a Rett's site somewhere. "She should be living as a human, but instead, she's a locked-in Johnny Get Your Gun grotesque living mannequin. "
How so?
shamelessly lost
Didnt lose but i love it
.
A son doesn't necessarily love you forever.
You forced life upon them and you can only hope they will keep you as a friend after you're done raising them. It's a difficult job and almost no one does it perfectly, even then there's no guarantee your children will love you.
And no, having a child does not guarantee your husband will love you forever. That's fucking stupid.
People who use children to fix their relationship or get them to have a source of love are pure evil in my eyes. They're forcing life upon someone then assume the right to declare their purpose in life. Unfortunately this is still the case in many religions.
what the actual fuck
I like but I did not loose
this is from the Army version of The Onion, right?
My thoughts exactly
Omfg a WoT meme, saved my friend
Truly riveting
I'm changed inside.
rekt
>I clapped when it landed
This is the wokest thing I've ever read about
Who the fuck names thier baby Savannah
Just saw one of these mk1s sell for £60, fuck,fuck,fuck, wish I'd kept all my old shit
"More cum than man."
God damn it, lost to that.
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
This bitch went to my middle school (Clearwater fundamental) in clearwater florida. Fucking fantisied about fucking her when I jerked off. Glad shes a mess, was a bitch to me.
Almost lost here
I've never understood why the fuck they let people like this live. I'm sorry, that's not a life of ever want to live. Especially if I'm literally a living statue.
cmon
would fucking play.
noods?
This thread is fucked
Niggers and/or Trailer Trash
because admitting any of that would destroy the tenuous house of cards dumb evangelicals have built their entire worldview on
Its doctors trying to prove how clever they are by keeping someone alive when nature clearly says NO
Checked
kek
oh god what
I’m having flashbacks of rubbing one out to Maxim magazine in a porta shitter in Iraq.
hahahahahahaha
fuck drunk people
I liked this meme until I saw faggot Trudeau as han. Trudeau would be Jabba's pet, the annoying little shit that just makes noise.
i laffed at the popular image of einstein being used as the butt of a joke.
>bump is refering to cocaine
fucking women
Is this a jawn? What am i looking at?
hell
>But, But, that's so sweet..
>I'm crying.
>It's legal.
Just google michelle obama transsexual. There's a shit ton of video and photographic evidence.
Woah
lol
Looks like a fucking zombie without the dead part.
Whoa! So Hot!
The stupid part is that these people usually end up having other children, despite being specially told by nature to stop breeding.
>Fuck Yeah!
checked
Send nudes of america
>Everything is Obama's fault, Obama's fault.
>it's a good thing I'm here to fix the Economy, I fixed it good, so really, really good.
>So good, it's amazing, so amazing.
>It took ME to turn the economy around, it took me. Truly, it took me.
Dude that took me so long. Originally I thought it was a black emoji face hanging off a ledge
You don't seem butthurt whatsoever
So True, whatever that is.
>We feel cute all the time, all the time.
Imagine waking up at 230am to see this Mongoloid at the foot of your bed. She's never spoken a word, she can't walk on her own but there she is.
She puts both hands on the bed lifting one one on the bed. She's fucking drooling. Slowly she starts gurgling out what sounds like your name.
I'd kill that bitch while she slept. I'm gonna get her before she gets me
>Finally some one kadofvjoejfaljglkdoeenfvdndvndfld
Anybody have the acid trip version of this?
Just take acid and screenshot it, dude.
I must be retarded too. I finally get it after magic eye suggestion.
Lost
Pence is one evil looking motherfucker
Good job faggot gif is ruined
Get raped
Jesus Christ that's hilarious, and I can only hope some niggers are stupid enough to fall for it
pornhub.com
it's a meme i swear
Spoiler alert then she killed the NK
Got what
Lost
I love duffleblog
You are god
Yes. It's called duffleblog
NOO
I hate this so much, what the fuck is it and does anyone know its orgin?
Lost some how
Gooooo stuff it in your ass you massive PUSSY ASS BITCH
lost