Alright Yea Forumsois, since the otherfag won't deliver on dubs decides, lets play dubs decides. You know the rules.
Alright Yea Forumsois, since the otherfag won't deliver on dubs decides, lets play dubs decides. You know the rules
The next gold rush is going to take place on your eyelids
Now we wait, in the meantime should we find another tinder thot?
Oof man this got bumped down fast
Bump
Go on. I'll play this game of yours
what did he mean by this???
Well played.
That dude looks like he has downs syndrome
That's apparently a female, which is why I'm letting the Yea Forumsois decide
Let's do this one now
Do you do butt stuff?
Is does you like or has chocolate?
Okay I'm new to tinder so let's cut the chase, I have a 9 inch dick and I want to pound your ass with it all night after I take you out on a fancy dinner and the date of your life
You pupils are the perfect embodiment of your bosom. Feminine and blissful
I'm here per docs order. What's your excuse?
This might be it lads
Angles may help in pictures, but won't get you far in real life
For the win
if rape was legal you would be tied on all four
This
Dubs
WEW LAD
Inb4 no deliver bois.
rr
trips
Are you down for pegging? I have the equipment (the strap-on for you, it's clean) and everything, and my parents totally don't mind as long as we don't wake up grandmother.
this
Sir, I'm gunna need to you step out of the vehicle...for the sickest fist-bump
You look 12, just the way I like it.
I got dubs then I got trips damn.
You mean inafter deliver?
Youre l8 m8
WINRR
Hey man, I can't hit a home run every time.
The Germans are attacking. Hurry quickly into my ballsacks, in here you are safe, sound and sexy.
Alright Yea Forumsois, sorry for the winrars post deliver, new rolls start now with this one
But your eyes are beautiful
op deliver
I always dreamed of killing an Elizabeth and adding her to my collection...
Are you of legal age? My PO insists I ask...
LMAO I might just do this one anyways
Rolling for this
YOOOOO WINRAR ON MY OWN COMMENT
Delivery incoming
You are using the unregistered version of Winrar. This is a trial version that you're only supposed to use for 30 days. If you use it longer than that, you have to buy the registered version
You ever sucked a stud's sweaty balls after a date to the zoo in the middle of July?
I want to eat a taco using your ass cheeks as the shell
Sweet, silly Lizzy.
I bet your dad molested you, didn't he? You have that "molested by my father" look.
the other guys your talking to can prolly dick ya down real good,
but i can give ya aids?
:D
For the great win!!!! :D :D:D:D
And dubs.
If you're down, I'll pay you 300 dollars if you put peanut butter in your ass and let me lick it out.
Wait nope this one was inb4 my win
Anyone order hot OP delivery?
...
Your dad must be black because you fucking make me sick
Ironic
I'm in love with the dick in you
Push and pull like a fleshlight do
Altho my vibe is active too
I'm in love with your dick
:D
Such a waste
ALRIGHT BOIS
LETS TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A REPLY FIRST
I think we're going to hard for first messages
As the great wiseman, Dane Cook, once said: "My dick feels like corn."
True.
Is this real life?
None of these won't get a reply?
Have I got women all wrong?
winrar
Double dubs winrar
This will be for next one
DUBS!
You sure youre not just dog shit ugly?
This is a place where people come to meet privately and talk in an informal, intimate atmosphere with a view to enjoying a massage and several rounds of sexual intercourse.
[From fry and laurie shoe shop skit]
Hey. Remember me?
could you please peg me?i love being pegged
OP at least show us their profile not just the match notification.
Are you sure you're not autistic? Have you seen ehat we've been sending?
>winrar
No way! :o
Heyyyy, derivative!
Im very autistic hahahaha
Kek. OP is never getting laid at this rate
That was never the goal, faggotass newfag.
she reminds me of dilion harper
the screen looks better through opened eyes
hint hint
>i know im too late, but im still funny and u cant stop it
de fuck,op..?give us an update..bombard those dickchhese whores
post results,faggit
>Can you even triforce,newfig?
>Can you even readtext,mofo?
Okay bois, new rolls
Also at request of we'll be showing the profile
Then what is our goal komrade. Is it just only to bemuse the receiver and amuse ourselves for one fleeting moment.
Or we can pool our collective autism and synthesize from them a comprehensive repertoire of words so as to lead our frontline onwards to the glorious promised land of milk and vaginal honey
Roll
You ready to enter wonderland?
Sheesh good thing I bought salami last weekend, otherwise Id bust my avocado seed straw and slurp a NUT from your asscrack
Rollin
Just checking but you are 18 right? I dont want to get in trouble again
Hey, if you're a photographer would you be able to take pictures when I suck on your toes.... my name is (OP's name) btw
You got me like the Cheshire Cat: all smiles.
Omg it's you! I'm like your biggest fan! I can't believe you matched with, what an honor, I'm like totes starstruck right now. I've literally seen all your stuff. I just adore your orgasm face, it's major adorbs.
he might not get replies but at least he delivers
Feet or fuck off
Roll
Reroll
You tempt me so with that sultry look!
sc: madcrazykevin69
Nice try FBI.
nice.
rolling for this
The menu for to night?
C - Canned food
U - U and me
M - Meassels Vaccine
We might get a reply with this one...
Reroll
hello m'lady..
'coughs awakwadly', 'spits in hand', 'wipes it off on thy crotch',now it looks like I pissed myself.. I am putting my hands,near that area..
You think I am jerking off while talking to you and you are upset.. I need to adjust my fedora,now..
Please,I cry.. Please,m'lady....I ensure you.. I am a nice guy. I would have never jerked off, in front of you.
I would clean the house and lick your holes,24/7..'blushes',moves backwards.. I meant... I'd make love to your orifices...
please marry me.. I know it's too soon... but if you are down with pegging my asscrack with a 12'' black dildo,every night.. I'd do anything for you..
I think I love you . .
taking pics for instagram doesnt make u a photographer. Getting mails doesnt make u a secretary. Giving birth doesnt make u important
:D
How do you come up with these?
rerell
Winrar. 99>22
Hot and fresh OP delivary
Now we wait.
Hey! Some other dubs won first
hello m'lady..
'coughs awakwadly', 'spits in hand', 'wipes it off on thy crotch',now it looks like I pissed myself.. I am putting my hands,near that area..
You think I am jerking off while talking to you and you are upset.. I need to adjust my fedora,now..
Please,I cry.. Please,m'lady....I ensure you.. I am a nice guy. I would have never jerked off, in front of you.
I would clean the house and lick your holes,24/7..'blushes',moves backwards.. I meant... I'd make love to your orifices...
please marry me.. I know it's too soon... but if you are down with pegging my asscrack with a 12'' black dildo,every night.. I'd do anything for you..
I think I love you . .
I guess I smoke too much weed and have a fucked up sense of humor
I know, but higher number takes priority, also I didn't notice til after send. Oops
It was shit the other Dub...
rolling
Tits or gtfo
Hey girl, you like candy? I have some in my room. You can choose one, two if you behave real well.
they see me rawliiing
SEND NUDES
>Rolling like you mean it
Oh, dude.
Weed's bad.
Non-dubs you KYS
Dubs you ask her to send nudes
Trips you steal my onlyfans waifu
onlyfans . com /chloee_louise
i wonna roll
Rolling
It was a work of art
>roll it up,champ
lets go champ
>rolling
Rolling
Alice,
Let me invite you to my palace,
I got all sorts of toys,
For good girls and boys,
But first, have you talked to your doctor about Cialis?
>Saint rollan
>rawling
OMFG.....@@@!!! Thiss!!!!
>This all fucking day,dawgs!!!!!@@@!!!
Roll
Ever been with a black man?
samefag
Leloll
Unrolling for this
i was samefagging when u said it..but not these two times,brosephs..
Winrar;..lets rawl,scholars
FINALLY WINRAR
But keep an eye out for a new thread bois, I'm going to take a break for a bit and wait for some replies to roll in. Its the middle of a workday so it could be a bit.
Well?!
>Being this mad
>keek
>420
>Blaze it,faggit
Tits or gtfo
Daum,white boi.how fookin mad,iz you,dawg?
Check moi trips,son. I got that shiz rawling like it never rolled like dat b4,u dig,son?
I think OP is busy swiping, ie out of matches, ie ugly
Listen to that fairy boat..Jebus Christ.joseph.Take it easy.
POST RESULTS FAGGOT
Kek I should have tagged my own text
Mad? Not at all, samefag all you want, kid. Shit's just not funny.
>Same fagging that hard in 2069
Maad
>dont cry
Why you mad?
>wwwhy yoou so mad,white boi?
have u ever dubbed in yo life?
Textbook example of projection.
WinRar
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