Help me out with this Yea Forumsoys. I'm shit at texting

Help me out with this Yea Forumsoys. I'm shit at texting.
Dubs is automatically guaranteed send.

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Send her a weeb copypasta

Wahahahahahahahahaha disregard ALL that shit! I got some weed right here, let's get stoned and fuck all God damn night!! Fucking CUNT!! HAHAHA OH FUCK I'M SO FUCKING HIGH

I'm such a loser I need hints from other losers on Yea Forums, check it out:

Yeet! Roll for this m

Ask her what type of relationship she’s looking for on tinder

say

i'm kinda into wearing little kids clothes and soiling myself

if we're gonna be together you should know I'm only into midgets, so you'll need to learn to wear leg straps that hold your calf to your thigh

The real reason I swiped on you is cuz you look like you have some dynamite tootsies. I'm a bit of foot connoisseur. Any issue with letting me have a quick whiff on the first date, sweetheart?

I drink alot of soy, how bout you?

Im gay

I'll have to see for myself how cute you are. Wanna meet up, get drunk and have sex?

tell her you can't find your condoms for your magnum sized dong

This guy gets it

Hitler did nothing wrong

I fucked my father

thats a man, baby

Waiting for delivery

I'll be a happy man tomorrow if I Madelyn cum

“What about dat ass tho?”

So do you like nudes?

We should mate...i mean date

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Do you swallow?

tell her that she looks stunning and ask her out for coffee or cinema.
Also byu condoms

Your hair is gorgeous btw ;) Just wondering tho, does the carpet match the drapes?

Tits or gtfo

Do you have nudes I can jerk it to?

Tell her that you find her interesting but that you are sorry that you have to do something and stop texting her. Ignore her here and there make it seem as if you have more important things to do and that you are a busy man.

Man, I’m wet

Eat a dick

I've been a bad boy, mommy needs to spank me ;)

I eat ass

Taste thy golden spray

Link her this thread

Op has to deliver. Don’t be a fag op

Dubs!!!!

Winrar

Daddy has the need to seed.

Rip

This might actually work

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Post it Op

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I’ll cut straight to the chase; I’m wooking fows a mommy wiff big tiddy miwky fow me to dwink. God please I need this so bad please just give me a big milky from mommy please

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

I have an erection. Would you like to see it?

I eat ass

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Another one

Op is a fag. Fuck this thread

Kek

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May my dubs set You free: send her a dick.pic

Too fucking late dipshit

do it for the lulz

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This

Do it OP

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>2019
>Expecting OP to deliver
KYS fags

first this
then this

This is horseshit!!!

You are what you eat

Lemme see dem titties

Want a cum tribute?

OP is a faggot. And rollin for “send noodz”

OP is a phaggot.

A cute man

i eat cum

I drink asparagus piss

>guaranteed send
>be a faggot
Pick one

with a very feminin penis

Would be into peeing on my face?

roll

Do you think lesbians should masturbate with rubber vaginas instead of dicks?

are into autism?

I'm about to cum rn

I want to buttfuck your pussy

I want to pussyfuck your butt

I want to mouthfuck your ear

How tight do you think baby pussy is? LOL IM PICKLE RICK

Best post this week

Patiently waiting