Femanons, describe your ideal dick

Femanons, describe your ideal dick

Big or small, smooth or veiny, hairy or shaved, uncut or cut, bent or straight, etc.

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Average, must be cut, straight, white preferably

you should try a nice uncut cock (assuming you're actually a girl)

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Clean

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Average, veiny and hairy

I looke at my dick last night and realized the bottom of it was all bumpy, I hope you bitches dont gag on it too much. At least the top has no blemishes. Also I'm white but my dick is darker than my other skin lol.

What do you think about locked cocks

that's normal

>femanon
Implying theres real girls here

for real, most are just fags trying to validate themselves by pretending to be a chick on the internet

There are no girls on the internet

If you really want female input, post later in their Q&A thread. Usually around 3 or 4 pm.

ah damn, I go to work around that time and don't get off til midnight. At that time, pretty much everyone is asleep except for West Coasters

black and 10 inches

this is anecdotal, and it might be seen as fictitious bragging, but it's true. I've only got a 6"er with some girth. I've dated and fucked many women when I was younger, and after a few of those breakups I've had "friends" of that ex-girlfriend try to hook up with me because they heard that the sex was great. I was even lurking on the message board of a small online community that one ex-girlfriend belonged to and she announced our breakup there - one of her friends asked her if I had a tiny dick or if the sex was awful, setting up my ex to knock one out of the park, but my ex said that the sex was great.

The entire point of this is that 6" is enough. 5" is probably enough too. But most importantly, know how to fuck. Know which positions you excel at, which positions to avoid, where to place a pillow to get easier access to the vagino, etc. Stop worry about the size of your dick and instead focus on how to use it. And if you have a tiny one then know how to eat pussy. You need to give her an orgasm one way or another.

Get ready for all the seven inch dicks to show up

same guy here. I've seen thousands of years of porn and I wouldn't want a monstrously long dick - those guys can never experience the joyof going balls deep.

I agree. There’s only so much vagina. If you can’t go balls deep you’re really missing out.

I’m happy with my average dick.

When women comment about dick size, they almost all say he same thing: Doesn't matter as long as it's at least 4 inches (or enough to actually penetrate). Often, they like it better if it's thicker but there are some who prefer a smaller dick. Of course, there are a few women who want big dick. Probably mostly psychological.

the women who prefer big dicks are usually not the kind of women that big dicks prefer

And over 6 or 7 inches is uncomfortable for a lot of women because it hits the cervix too hard.

Very wise

Is that really what you people tell yourselves? I'm 8 inches and had girls literally beg me to just be fuck buddies. Had one girl I had a on night stand with ask me out. I said no, she started begging me saying we can just fuck. When I said no to that she said "fine I will just suck your dick". I kinda wish I took her up on it to be honest but I was young and had pussy when I wanted it so I said no.

See. I told you they’d show up.

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Lol I forgot. Only dicklets are allowed to post on /b. But most girls say they like small dicks right? Lmao. Girls only say shot like that so they dont seem like a slut. The truth is when a girl gets fucked with a big dick a little dick will never do the job. She will be thinking of the big dick the rest of her life

you're one prophetic nigga

It’s ok to have an average dick. You probably measure from your asshole which is why yours is 7-8 inches.

why not black?

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shaved, above 7inches not too thick not too thin, uncut because its easier to give a hand job but make sure its sqeaky clean

Only posting my dick cause you called me out. I'm a little over 8 dicklet

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Because it looks like a turd

It’s just pattern recognition. Every time there is a thread about dicks, every guy has an above average pecker.

Doesn’t compute.

White, shaved, thick and veiny. no curves, at least 8 inches with decent sized balls and can cum in large quantities

>your dick

Sure thing. Whatever you say.

Yeah, thinking of how much a bruised cervix hurt, and how it ruined any chance of orgasm for her. Woman don't have much feeling deep in the vagina, except for the sensitive cervix. You should want girth, not length.

I'm 6.5 and always think I'm super small, guess that's what too much porn does to ya

You’re totally normal

Sure buddy, I bet everything you typed is totally true.

>sike
>you're a actually a loser

You can choose. And as long as you know how to use it the cervix is not a issue.
Here we go with this bullshit

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Lol dicklet found

Found the shill

>bullshit

I totally agree. All the huge dicks all happen to be in one place at the same time

>faggot found

Sorry I got a big dick I guess. Dont know what to tell you

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Don't know what you're talking about nigger, most anons have a huge cock in this place apparently

You don't have a big dick. Stop larping you goddamn autist.

You could tell the truth. Man up.

Gays are obsessed with dick size.

You guys are pretty mad lol.

You're a loser

there are no girls on the internet

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DID SOMEBODY SAY SPIDEY

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go spidey go

SPIDERMAN TO THE RESCUE

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Not really. I just don’t understand why people have to lie about their dick size.

derail the jew shills

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Big smooth straight uncut clean, cropped pubic hair but not shaved, balls not too droopy, NO MALE FUPA PLEASE

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the loli threads have gotten boring faggots.

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COMING RIGHT UP

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literary 5 inch and still have women form 10 year ago in committed relationships that will me and fuck on the spot, married women trying to hook up..

size is not everything in fact porn stars have said their worst ever fucks were on stage with big dicks

average women bottoms out at about 5-6 inches
hitting the cervix hurts them

there is an entire video serous where women measure how deep
the can take a dildo before it hurts, all 5-6 inches

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According to one study, the average depth of a vagina is about 3.77 inches, which is 9.6 centimeters (cm). Other sources suggest that the average range of size may be about 3 to 7 inches (approximately 7.6–17.7 cm)

However, these variations in size are not usually apparent, even to a sexual partner.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321220.php

worship kek more you dirty niggers

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An honest man is hard to find

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check em faggots

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The average erect penis is about 33 percent longer than the average vagina. While both penis and vagina sizes can vary, these organs can usually accommodate each other.

A 2015 study found the average erect penis length to be just over 5 inches (13.12 cm). Some women may report discomfort if their sexual partner has a penis that is larger than average.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321220.php

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I HAVE ASCENDED FAGGOTS

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I'm the most honest person will probably ever meet

I've turn in purses one that turned out to have $10,000 inside
turned in wallets
turn in money I find on the ground

Hell I still have key to my parent home
access to everything because I'm so trusted

spiderman assuming control of abandoned thread

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this gave my grandmother aids be careful

youtube.com/watch?v=QVkhG8DfvNA

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Bf got a average size, uncut, veiny and shaved cock, it makes me cum.
Cut cock is a no no, so fucking DRY and hard. Like a heel.

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virgin detected

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3-4 inches is small
5-6 inches is average
6+ is larger

my ideal dick is black, like my coffee :)

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nice larp fag

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Avarage smooth shaved uncut straight

check em, praise kek you filthy heathens

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I'm about 6" and thick... wouldn't mind having the extra length for porn fucking. But in the real world, 6" is just fine.

Chicks are different though as well. Dated one chick with a huge loose vagoo... and no, it was not from overuse. Women, like men, can just be built differently. I don't know what it would have taken for her to really feel stretch. Worst fuck everrrrrr

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cut, 6in, white, hairy, straight

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so speaking of dick size, is it true you are supposed to push the ruler to the bone?

it just feels like i am cheating if i do that but most sites says the correct way to measure, also does it vary a lot how much more you "gain" from pushing all the way? i get about 2 cm extra if i do

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How’s this?

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shitted

These studies are wack... I am 7x5.5 and been with over 50 women (I'm 32).. only 2 maybe 3 times have i had a girl complain about me hitting her cervix. I can go to pound town for 20 min bottoming out women and they beg for more. I just think once you eat a girl out and she's aroused she'd be able to take any dick.

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That will never get a woman to suck your anteater, sorry user.

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2 trips this is now a get thread faggots

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Hey ...

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fag

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Why user, why?

These are facts
If I just dive in there without any foreplay sex doesn't last long because it becomes painful, but once everything is warmed up I can drop the clutch and take off
>Tfw cock rubs against toilet bowl when taking a shit

there are no girls on the internet.

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sharpie in pooper with timestamp or it's a trap

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Well I have 2 jobs, so I can rock her world AND take her to Burger Kang! Whatchu thank about THAT, white boi?

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check em fags

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newsflash : get naked for porn

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gay user here

for buttsex = 6-8 inch length and 5+ inch circumference

Aesthetically and to suck = as big and thick as possible , straight and the more veins the better

I've never had anal with a black guy though , only have sucked. I really don't enjoy anal that much unless I have a connection with the guy.

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atleast this user doesn't pretend to be a girl, i allow this faggotry in my thread.

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pro tip:

get naked to do porn

.

I'm 4.75in and want to die.

niggers

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Jelling, it’s a thing. Look it up. Also on YouTube.

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Jelking. Sorry, auto-correct.

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fag

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I heard about jelking but I heard it doesn't work. I'll check it out again though

i think that’s fair considering you’d be pushing that length in

stop worrying about your dick size faggots
confidence is half the battle

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It’s works, but you have to be disciplined and not turn it into a jack-session.

This is the most virgin dicklet shit ever.
Im 7 inches, not big but definitely over average and girls love my dick. I keep hearing its bigger than most they seen.
Also, it helps getting girls with just dick pics, literally.
How the fuck do you even live with that stupid statement? It makes no fucking sense at all. Most girls can take a big dick. And most girls simply take a bigger dick above average ones.

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Alright thank man, hopefully my gf would notice a difference over time

I have had just 2 boyfriends in my life and both are 7 inch so i can't compare and say what is better

8-10”, thick, uncut slightly more than cut, and extra points for black.

>Femanons, describe your ideal dick
who cares?

women don't care about your dick, a woman solely exists to pleasure a man, if she makes a man happy in bed that makes her happy