Can we please have another potato porn thread. Greentext too!
>be me, 19 or 20 at the time >community college had department for tards lite >pretty cute east Asian she's 26 >she's in a relationship with another tard >become friends with the two of them >we hang out together watch movies >I flirt because lost my virginity at 13 but never really fucked a lot >I know this is too easy but swoop in sweep her off her feet >feel like a pis when she dumps her bf >they live in tard-designed dorms but she tells me to sneak through her window at night to get passed tard wrangler >first time we fuck she tells me she's a virgin >jackpot.jpg >bleeds like a motherfucker >she's fucking tight >after a while of doing this getting bored >also scared normal kids will find out >gotta raise the stakes >convince her to do anal >she's crying biting the pillow but when I ask if I should stop she says as long as you're happy >teach her to deepthroat >she regurgitates on my cock >start thinking of threesome Cont.
>Thai muppet looks normal >tiny tightbody >but the more time spent the more her retardness is showing >lumbers into my room without knocking >go through my stuff without asking >starts coming and going regularly to blow me >tells my friends she's just a tard with a crush >when we run out of condoms she always takes the load down the hatch >her best friend is more potato >beady dead soulless eyes staring out of doughy face >body like a melting chunk of lard >convince her to bring potato along for threesome >potato sits mouth open on bed as Thai girl on her knees blowing me >tell potato to undress >does so mechanically and resumes to sit and stare in her granny undies >tell thai to get up on the bed with her and for them to make out >potato doesn't know how >awkwardly fondle each other as I rub my cock on their faces >guides potato up on all four to 69 Thai >doesn't get it just stands there as she's eaten out >push my dick inside as she lets out first reaction >moan.wav >she realizes it's good to fuck and starts pushing back on my cock >bleed a little >Thai let's out a whimper >stops eating mashed potato and just lies beneath her crying >can't handle it >can't be bothered >proceeds to missionary the now wet and wild sack of potatoes >Thai girl sits in the corner of the bed crying >finish pull out and cum on potato stomach
gonna need the details on what it feels like when a girl pukes on your cock. it's my absolute fetish but my gf has no gag reflex so will sadly never do it.
Nathaniel Murphy
literally a mf tard lel, caught me off guard
Jonathan Ross
what kind of thread did you think you were in, newfriend?
Dylan Baker
bump
Camden Cooper
First time it happened I was laying on my back in my bed, so it was not nice at all as there was a a puddle of puke in the indentation of my ass in the mattress and pieces of food stuck between my buttcheeks.. But standing up, feeling her spasms and pushing her head down as a warm flood of goo emerged, spouted through her nose as her muffled coughs and tears welling up in her eyes? Amazing.. Not so much for the mess as for the humiliation and slight panic as she tries to get herself unhooked from my throbbing cock, made me wild. I'd learn how to be gentle enough for her to bear it until last moment, so I'd make the final thrusts count so she'd panic on my cock as I'd shoot down her throat. It's golden
Thank you my friend! There's more where that came from. Actually got a job as a tard wrangler a couple of years later. Would fondle my cock through the fabric of my pants as I supervised this one tard in the bath (to make sure she wouldn't drown) would feel her up as I helped her with the soap and she knew, and she loved it. She had a major crush on me and would go off like a fire truck when I entered work in the mornings. Would have hit it had I only worked night shifts
Also used to work with them. Had one girl (19) always had a crush on me and would rip her clothes off when having a behavior. Used to scream that she just wanted to show me her privates lol
Matthew Long
Sorry, only have discord although I know it's a fucking honeypot
Pretty much, yea and it's kind of cute. The low functioning tards at work, however, would have all their food mixed to mush in a blender. Had one full-blown cerebral palsy tard who fucked everyone in her nursing home, both fellow taters and caretakers and not because she was abused or anything but because she was a fucking animal. They had to remove the locks from her bathroom because she would always be locked in there with guys, sometimes multiple at a time
I'm sure she is half breed potato. She only got 50% of an extra chromosome
Colton Brooks
Bravo, Yea Forums
This is how things are supposed to be on this board
Tyler Morales
OP here, this is actually one of my earliest memories of Yea Forums and what had me coming back because I felt like I found a place where I could belong.
Since people with down syndrom are not legally responsible for themselves, shouldn't be sharing those kind of pictures considered as CP or something like that ?
Please provide proof a downie is not legally responsible. There is one in my old apartment that lives on his own. Dude didn't drive a car, but he took the bus to work everyday.
Back when I was in high school I volunteered to take care of a tard. Ot was a white freshman girl. She loved holding my hand. One day I wiped out my meat when I hot us some alone time and she jacked me real good. Blew a thick load all over her hand and shirt.
The dude doesn't seem too retarded. He clearly has other issues too. I'd rather be retarded than bedridden.
Adrian Ross
That's just a Finn.
Christian Johnson
Is there a person in there? Sorry to derail, but does anyone know the context of this? That seems empty, like not even retarded, but straight up non-cerebral.
>google search potato porn >Yea Forums first search result >no porn I love this place
Carter Ortiz
Thank you (?) user. Man, those poor parents.
Brandon Adams
>Be me Middle School >Parents actually make me take medical test to see if I'm retarded >Not full blown downy, but no signs of high functioning or ass-burgers >Meet girl at school >Same interests as me, same sense of humor, and gets made fun of constantly because of this >10/10 but interests/humor make her 15/10 >already avoid dating a neet, figure I'd try to land her >prepare card, valentines day tomorrow >go to class, look across room at her >picking her nose and eating the boogers >after class a tard guard approaches her and walks her away mfw
Oh, so they are non-sentient and kept alive because Jesus.
Ethan Parker
Also, that one died back in december.
Matthew Bell
thnks fr nit ehburtn me
Matthew Sanders
[Post from Facebook on December 18, 2018]
We are absolutely devastated to have lost our sweet Claire last night. Her body systems shut down, possibly due to a catastrophic virus. Abby Dawn Maclaskey, our local EMS and police worked lovingly and thoroughly to try to save her life. Despite their attempts, we were not able to restart her heart. Her body had fulfilled its mission on Earth, and Claire earned her angel wings. We are completely shattered, in total disbelief, and heartbroken beyond comprehension. We know how many lives she impacted in her short 17 years, and we are so proud of her for living and loving life to its fullest. We selfishly wanted more time, as life is just not the same without her here. We will be taking a social media break until we feel we are able to sort through the magnitude of this tremendous loss. Thank you for loving our girl all these years and for never forgetting how important her precious life was. We love you all
Xavier James
it lasted 17 years? jesus
Josiah Kelly
I know right!! It must have been a nonstop hell to all involved.
Kayden Price
just imagine if it was cognitive. Your existence relegated to staring, shitting, and eating
Xavier Ross
sounds like your average Yea Forumstard
James Sanders
Ended up dating midget in college (UK here) I was 17 she was 16. She had never met a guy that was both kind and gave her respect when talking to her, I treated like I treat everyone and she liked that and we hit it off. After a couple weeks of talking I invite her to mine to meet my parents, I planned it so she'd come round when they were out. We had the house to ourselves for almost 2 hours, so I suggested "Wanna fuck". I had no idea on how to have sex, especially with a tiny person. She suggested I lay on my back and she rode me. Had some trouble getting it in but we got there eventually and she was tight. Almost 5 minutes of fucking I realise it was like fucking a legal kid and I went flaccid. We eventually broke up and still to this day I regret it.
Ayden Roberts
Literal hell on earth.
Thank god she was non sentient. I dont think SHE suffered, but to her poor family... Abortion is the moral choice sometimes.
Jonathan Jackson
abortion should be mandatory in those cases where it is known for sure that it will come out like that
Nicholas Watson
Yeah, they mostly emote/act/etc with the brainstem,. which means crying and sucking and shit is basically all they can do. They can't "think" the way you and I can, because that shit's largely prefrontal, a cortex microcephaly often makes you straight up not have, iirc. Since they have almost nothing else either, same goes for memory, personality, and a lot of other shit.
Aiden Cooper
On a scale of my Aunt to Mia Khalifa, how tight was she?
Last night as I was feeding Lola her bottle, I remembered something important I wanted to share with all of you. Let me back up for a minute...
When Claire was born almost 17 years ago, she struggled with her feedings. I was bound and determined to breastfeed her. I wanted every single additional IQ point I could maybe provide for her & also longed to connect with her any way possible. So, every single feeding every 2-3 hours involved me breastfeeding her first which was a struggle for her and me (Let's not even discuss her tonic bite... suffice it to say our nursing relationship ended when blood was drawn! ), then I would use the breast pump for 5-10 minutes to be sure I had extra milk for her and to keep my supply up, and lastly, I would feed her another ounce or two via a bottle to be sure she got enough. I would then sit her up, burp her, and watch her reflux the contents of her stomach into the bowl I kept next to the couch for just this very thing. I would pour what she vomited back into the bottle to see how much she lost, and it was usually 3/4+ of the total amount I fed her. No matter what I tried, this happened every feeding, maybe 8-10 times a day. It was brutal and frustrating and draining for both of us. She could not be laid flat EVER, due to her severe reflux. The medicine her doctor prescribed for us to help with her reflux actually made her vomit even more, if that was even possible. I don't know how she continued to gain weight amidst all this chaos, but she did.
Well... yeah. I mean I know thats pretty /pol/ but it does make a valid point. Pre natal screening can save everybody the pain and suffering. I can relate to the parents, no matter how fucked up they are you still love your children. I you know they have some nightmare malformation or syndrome you can actually spare them a litera lifetime of pain. Seems immoral and selfish to keep a non sentient kid alive for 17 years.
>we are so proud of her for living and loving life to its fullest Yeah right… do they actually believe this bullshit or is this some kind of derangement syndrome?
Otherwise it's just >we kept potato because selfish attention whores >look at us were so selfless
Dylan Rivera
I've never been able to find it again, but there was an interview with a guy that cared for them, and yeah, he basically had to put them into position. Like, put her hand on the guys cock and move it for her. There were various other details he put in, like she was very tight, even for a finger, but could take a lot up the ass.
The more you know.....
Justin Wood
So if you jack off a tard using the hand of a female tard, are you gay? Or just helping a bro out?
Dominic Ortiz
That I cannot answer. But it kinda sounded from the guys interview he was bi anyway....
Think they were on gimpsgonewild at one point, wonder if they're still both alive....
always find stories like this hard to believe. even older mentally disabled people still talk to their parents, and even high functioning disabled people are terrible liars. its hard to believe no one in their family found out.
I first started dating this girl in college who lived with 4 other girls. They were studying to be social workers and teachers. Real liberal nigger lover type views. Anyway this 1 girl had a boyfriend that was kind of a goon. Great big fucker with no filter. 1 day out of nowhere he goes on this elaborate story about some guy he knew who was a night janitor at a retard factory. I guess the janitor was fucking the tards and they wrre coming up pregnant. He went on and on and these girls looked disgusted and terrified. I was on my best behavior because I just started with this girl. I was bright red holding back laughter. He finally leaned back and said "I just cant imagine". I thought he was going to say something about how the tards got raped. He looked me in the eye and said "Could you fuck a retard man?" I about threw up I laughed so hard. Never saw the guy again
