waifu tomo and tomato with bread
Waifu tomo and tomato with bread
Hi! I'm lightly shit-skinned tomo!
I am toma-to!
I am toma-to!
Cool watama-to
If you wont give me (you) your waifu will turn tomato thooo!
Hi I am cannonball
Imagine the smell.
I'm sad saber.
what is wrong sad saber?
i am honk tomo
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sabernigger stinks
Claiming best girl.
Have a (You).
The smell the tomos are making is putrid.
It’s like loneliness and onions.
Its like
and garlic! lots of garlic!
and yet you cannot resist and want to sniff her
The feet have got to be the best!
>when you lick her feet and can actually taste her stink
what is with the recent influx of tomo worshippers? it's not just on here either, i've seen it elsewhere too
I've finally lost track of the tomos
It's all just one guy. Very elaborate hoax.
Sabernigger, why do you store fetish content of Tomoko on your device?
I made all tomo`s across the boards arise!
Saber is my bff
yummy!
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hey lewds~
hey rude
am not rude
Claimu
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i made reddit gang mad again
cringe
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cute claim but why is it not Tomoko?
Good afternoon.
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\fGFh734
GO GO GO
-mn
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\fGFh734
GO GO GO
-el
why is your waifu high?
Why are you high?
i'm getting that question a lot but i never am high
2 grams doesn't quite do it for you, eh?
thanks doc
no i mean i don't do drugs
drugs are bad
except for alcohol, which is nice and fun
i will have some later today
She is not my waifu
I mean, you do know alcohol is considerably worse for you than THC, right?
It's okay to have multiple waifus.
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In my opinion, you gotta be pretty high to think the face I posted conveyed anything that could be related to being high.
Heresy
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and tobacco
Looks pretty high in this one.
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soundcloud.com
>when you search for wholesome k-on tracks but instead find shitskin chanting shit "K On da K" like wtf even
>smh
anyways, HALLO!
how is everyone :3
i survived today just barely... going back to work after a longer holiday always sucks but meh ill settle down again within a few days i guess
you weren't supposed to do that! OwO
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
HALLO BESTPOSTER
is this the real misaka? OwO
+wave
been a while since i saw you here haven't really been going on here past week since i really got into this one game and pretty much no-lifed that one for the rest of my holiday :3 was gud...
gotta work again now so ill probably be here only on weekends or late in the evening :/
you know a lot about cars am i correct?
ah, what game?
work will be shitty :(
yeah i love cars
but it's easier to get, makes me no trouble and is kinda fun and nice
dont make excuses for your druggy waifu, she needs to get off the marijahuna
Please do a black version of my waifu. I love you 3000, based user!
She doesn't need to get off anything 'cause she was never on anything. My shitty roommates, on the other hand, practically breathe THC and deserved to be gassed for their life choices.
graveyard keeper... it's really fun
honestly i bought it when it was still in alpha & not even on steam but sorta forgot about it and only played for about 1 1/2 hrs... now im at 30~something hrs (i think) it was just so addictive :3
nah my work is nice, i get to be creative, develop software/apps or just help some milf teacher that doesn't know how to print a pdf lol ridiculous but ya i guess when you're kinda old and don't do much with tech yourself i could kinda see how you'd run into problems with even the easiest of tasks
well so you love cars, im guessing you also work on them?
thing is i want to get a little bit more ps (hp) out of my car and not sure what's the best way to go about it... i read "chip tuning" is the way to go but im not sure. some even suggested i just put in a high performance air filter but idk how an air filter could get me more performance
this is your first request for today, hence the blackening of suggested individual is totally valid and should commence right this moment.
proceed with extreme caution though, the posting of "blacc's" around these parts of the welt-netz is highly frowned upon and you might get yourself into trouble even with the "nigger faggot, tfu."-movement.
just so you know the risks, ill be back :3
this is my waifu and i love her
tsucute
did you slep or work?
thanks, i'll come up with a clever himea version one of these days.
how are you doing?
i slept. boy i wonder how confusing my work schedule seems to people who arent in my timezone
anyway how are you today?
Regular tomo
Where`s you from?
how comes you're stuck with them?
very good for now
starving and tired but good
_pic of himea_
'cause I'm retarded. I thought they were my friends but failed to account for how they've changed. They're very different from the people I used to think they were and I don't want to be anywhere near them anymore.
regular is good i guess
i live in the midwest united states, its like mid afternoonish right now
i mention my work schedule because i work at wildly different times depending on the day. usually nights but sometimes afternoons or even early morning
glad to hear it
i'll send you food
>_pic of himea_
very cute
That wasn't me, see filename. Not that it helps, the impostor likes to save people's filenames from the archives
>this is your first request for today, hence the blackening of suggested individual is totally valid and should commence right this moment.
Thank you! :)
fank u bb she is cute in that one
_pic of himea with :3 face and sitting cross legged_
hallo tsugufren!
it's around 3pm on your end am i correct?
well shiiieeet :|
and i was almost there too
oh well, at least i didn't inconvenience you by doing something you don't condone fren :3
im so sorry it seems the real claimer...
they didn't want that and i respect that
she's cute in all of them!
hello, yes you're correct
how are you today?
blacc em
i dunno how it works with 2 people, both the same? black one? different shades for each?
how was uh.. the crew!
havin fun?
>yes you're correct
heh... i'd make a good stalker! :3
not that that would be anything i'd be proud of, let alone condone UwU
anyways, im gud first day at work after holiday was a little rough but that's a given when you've been getting up at 1pm the past week and now suddenly have to get up at 6am i felt like sleeping pretty much the entire day and honestly i could've even slept some... got my own office, no one would've noticed.. buuuuut im too "german" to be slacking off it just feels wrong and disrespectful.
what about you are you comfy? i am.
hope everything goes well for you today tsugufren :3
Do a black version of my waifu, please.
stalk all you want, if its so easy to stalk me then i haven't been careful enough
>now suddenly have to get up at 6am
ouch, that sounds pretty rough
>im too "german" to be slacking off
im sorry you feel such pressure to perform, i hope you can get into a rhythm thats just right for you
>what about you are you comfy?
luckily i'm always pretty comfy, i just made a pizza and now im eating it
>hope everything goes well for you today tsugufren :3
you are very nice, thank you, i hope the same for you
well sometimes when there's more people in the picture i do like all blacc except one like this one :3
but with this one im going dualblacc, not the same shade tho, an user thought me that's unrealistic UwU
crew? meh i haven't really been playing that one much past week maybe about 5 hrs? it was all pretty much graveyard keeper :3
like i got up, fired up the game . go slep.. repeat was quite addictive but now im in endgame and think ive seen bout everything so at last im free again!
though crew will be the only thing i consistently go back to since i really like it, especially 2, 1 not so much since the audio in 1 is fucked and they won't fix it fucking retarded
idk if im allowed to do that fren since judging by your filename this could be a image you pulled off of an older post and you are not actually them.
after what just went down with the fake kawori poster earlier im not sure if i got consent, always get consent.
heh :3
there is no pressure fren
i basically babysit milf teachers and degenerate profs when im working at that place and maintaining software (updating code for example when new security vuluns get published) when im off site
but actually, i guess there sometimes is a little bit pressure when you have like a new project you need to finish within a given time frame and you absolutely have to finish it since the customer expects you too and signed a contract and they will even sue if we don't get it done in time (though only happened once but it still happens)
huh i could go for some pizza myself... now im hungry >:(
all i have is some shitty monster and salted bread sticks lol i will most definitely go for burgers later tonight as always
i also hope weather is nice for you too.. recently the weather has been pretty weird here and people think it's because of global warming and im starting to think we're fucked.... like for example it stays bright as day out even until 20:30 that's so strange
+i write too much
these are lewds
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>i basically babysit milf teachers and degenerate profs
i'll refrain from asking
>i guess there sometimes is a little bit pressure
well as long as you're comfortable with it, that is good
>now im hungry >:(
sorry
>burgers later tonight
sounds nice, you regularly go for burgers then?
>i also hope weather is nice for you too
it is raining right now, but a comfy rain and i dont go outside anyway
> it stays bright as day out even until 20:30 that's so strange
my understanding, as basic as it is, is that shouldnt have anything to do with global warming. other strange things like there being frost on the ground in late april is a bit different, but daylight hours are determined by completely unrelated factors
>+i write too much
its okay it gives me a lot to respond to which keeps me busy
Can you make a nigger version of Kirino?
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+gibs blacc
didn't turn out how i wanted it but i hope it'll do
well i regulary go for a drive at around 11pm or 1am for about 130km roughly so why not stop somewhere get burgers along the way it#s tasty :3 though not ealthy... but fuck it im way underweight anyways i weigh about 62kg when i should be weighing a good ~80kg but i can't do it.. i eat and don't gain any... i eat and eat and stay the same. some view this as a dream but t me it#s a curse lol
huh ok i thought it had something to do with global warming but ok, not that i would care anyways im not earth poster :3
ya i really like writing, i used to write a lot of fiction.. i should do that again sometime and maybe post some here
im not sure anyone claim her?
have to get consent.
cutes
>im not sure anyone claim her?
No-one claimed her except me. Thanks.
awww i fucked up.. i see something
oh well too lazy
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still cute, right character looks a bit red but either way
i see it too heh its all good
well, maybe you should see your own rudeness sometime
>well i regulary go for a drive at around 11pm or 1am
sounds very comfy
>some view this as a dream but t me it#s a curse lol
its all a matter of perspective, people want what they dont have
>i thought it had something to do with global warming but ok
its about the tilt and position of earth, global warming doesnt affect that im pretty sure. i guess it's plausible sunsets/sunrises might be weirder because that has effects from the atmosphere but we're quickly hitting things i dont actually understand at all so i'll leave it at that
> i used to write a lot of fiction
ooo that's really cool! i'd read it if you ever did share it
very cute
morning, friends
good morning, how are you today?
alright
i'm actually going to class in an ore and a half, i just wanted to say good morning.
i hope its a fun class
what're you up to in the mean time?
waifu and chins
i was thinking that i could play Squad, because i've recently began trying to nolife it, but i don't think i have anywhere near the connection or computational power to run it.
i see... you take responsibility for this then :3
it is comfy... i really like driving my convertible :3
the only bad part about driving this late at night is that i don't really have any energy during the day since i barely sleep like 4hrs sometimes just 3
though i don't need much energy as i sit at a desk tapping away at my keyboard all day.. except when i have to go fix something like when some degenerate student flipped the screen orientation and the milf teacher has no idea how to revert it lol
yep.. i want to carry a gun but since *germany* i can't :( just retarded
like you can own one for sports but you#re not allowed to carry it with you except when you're going to the range and eent hen you have to go there in a direct manner, no stopping somewhere else like get groceries on the way or the like
i guess i will maybe write something up when i find the time to this weekend :3
OwO
yuifren!
im halfway into 2nd cour now and still enjoying it... 1st ep of 2nd cour where yui plays geeta in the beginning was fucking epic sounded legit too im so glad im finally watching this :3
babadipibidabbdab hello yui
i'm so glad you're enjoying it! it's my favorite anime!
skibbidi-bop hello you(-ee)
pouio opb obaubb boiupbuppp bbou popiu uuub baob boioa bopoip apoo auepbuupo obp ibu ieip bpo iuia uieopuuu aueu bpbubpbobbobpobi pub ububbpuoupa oap pipibb oep ipb uua pbauu obpa opopbuuioo pouo uipa piauppapop eiuiapaao ppib apob piauo eaau ibaieoe bbao ppbaobb poi ppuui bbuop poobue uboab puepi ippp api oaob pbo poubib aeoppp ioui
i see
you have a second computer or something? laptop?
>convertible
ooo super comfy
>barely sleep like 4hrs sometimes just 3
how
>i want to carry a gun but since *germany* i can't
that's unfortunate, i dont know what to tell you. it sounds very restrictive
>i guess i will maybe write something up when i find the time
you should do what you want, i hope you enjoy it
>favorite anime
I KNOW RIGHT?! OwO
im trying out new things.... seeing you poster... im thinking of getting into lovelive & idolm@ster
it's never really been my cup of genre like at ALL but honestly after the k-on experience opened my eyes i feel like i should b more open to things that might seem boring for me on first glance but could actually turn out nice
enlightened.
God bless.
how many IQs do i need to understand this?
nah, just running a school computer. too frugal to buy a laptop.
i hear Love Live! is very nice! i like the one where they go todokete
i'm glad that you're so enlightened
lovelive
oh no
o h
n o
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
>snow halation
That's a meme song, you know
youtube.com
aej lhyar luphotar cthulhu mlarnnae
yes, hello, i was wondering if you could play that song again
no u~
there is no way that's the original text
ah, i see. i like that youre using their computer to browse Yea Forums
*meep meep~*
come and get'm
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>i see... you take responsibility for this then :3
Thanks, I will! :)
Waifus have to poo
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is that a bad thing? it's just convenient.
>how
it just works :3
naw i actually hate myself for not getting more sleep since i always regret it when im about to doze off on the middle of the day lol
but i can't help it it's an addiction... like it just feels wrong to not go on a drive at night... meh as long as i can take the financial hit it's causing i don't care but spending about $460 on gas in jt a single month is kinda a lot but just the reality when you drive like 170km per day ( and sometimes if im like in a really good mood/something good happened, i even double that and do two laps :3 )
but ye i doubt i'll change my ways as long as it hasn't become a problem yet
guess ill go for some games now, play some crew drive around before i go drive around irl :3
maybe ill check back in later
UwU
? :3
yes i edited that because why tf not :P
here's what the real text says
then it's okay :3
enjoy
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:thinking:
I don't even know where last night ended and my dreams began but I traveled to France after hearing from /pol/ that they no longer give refugees free classes on French culture and when I got there everyone was stereotypically American, everyone had a southern drawl and someone pointed at some random kid walking around and warned me that he shot up a school once (the guy was chuckling as he told me this)
I only woke up after I got murdered by the French Americans, it was terrifying
Also in France school is apparently just a flight of stairs covered in easter candies that you run up and down with your sister
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no i was being entirely serious, i find it amusing.
>it just feels wrong to not go on a drive at night
well as long as you like it and can deal with whatever consequences then i'm sure its fine
>guess ill go for some games now
okay, have fun, if i dont see you later i hope you have a nice drive and then sleep well
>here's what the real text says
cute
> in France school is apparently just a flight of stairs covered in easter candies that you run up and down with your sister
cute
quit posting poops
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uhoh!
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>okay, have fun, if i dont see you later i hope you have a nice drive and then sleep well
you too fren!
ill drive around a bit in my madoka themed lambo before i go :3
>Supreme
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Why is this dude spamming with pics of his waifu lol
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epic anarchy
PSA: Remember to hide all literal shit posts
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\fGFh734
GO GO GO
-rmn
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Oh, I see sabernigger is back to shit-level trolling.
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Go die in a fire sabernigger.
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I appreciate the effort though fren
ew lambosqueeny
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sabernigger...
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lmaoing @ your life
defecation
yes
my secret fetish
keep going dont stop
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Image Limit Reached
cringe
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