Edd dies

> Edd dies
> Lady Mormont dies.
> Jorah dies.
> Theon dies.
> Melisandre dies.
> Beric dies.
> Night King dies.

What a pathetic episode.

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>Iron man dies
>black widow dies
>captain america is now black

they would've had beautiful babies

>Multiple dead giants
>episode 3 comes along
>Only one that shows up bashes through the gate doors and dies

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writing in this show went to shit after they veered off from the books, can't wait for some lazy half assed it was all a dream ending as Bran wakes up from falling off the roof and he's paralyzed, only to realize Jamie is in the room and they are alone and he says, ''I'm sorry but you saw us'' then kills Bran, que the music and none of the shit from the story happens and that's the end of game of thrones

NANA NANA NA NA *ques game of thrones music as Jamie and Cersei fuck in a hardcore incest porno playing in the background as the credits roll*

>> Jorah dies.

I feel like this guy should've already been dead long ago.

The ship sinks.

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probably wakes up at the window, then holds onto jamie ''nah bro didnt see anything'' .

cut to black.

could have gotten fucked by the dragons

Yes you actually see at least 1 (i think two) in just one scene get flamed.

they all die in episode 4

also spoiler

They're going to change his name to Captain African-America.

hasn't this been on tv already?

unfortunately yes

Captain America had been black in the comics for ages.

so what's the fucking point of the post? posting shit people have already seen?

if OP wanted to be a cunt he should've posted it yesterday.

"If you think there is a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention".

- Ramsey Bolton

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maybe he only wants to be half a cunt for the people that didn’t watch yet. Or maybe he’s giving a review and stating his opinion.

Thanks for the spoiler, dipshit.

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Nobidy cares about spoilers, fag.

these guys are the kingslayer club, question is who's gonna snap cersei's scrawny neck?

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>snap Cersies neck

found the fag that doesn’t know Cersie is left to survive and rule 7 kingdoms at end of show.

>"bittersweet ending"
>"valonqar"
>"dragons"

found the fag who doesnt watch GoT.

Arya stabs the night king and saves Bran.

sounds like someone’s going to be upset things won’t end like the fan club told them they would

What the fuck was Bran even doing? Goes into his haze and flies around as a couple of birds.

I was hoping the useless fuck got killed.

the whole episode was a shit show of nothing, no story line, and then it just ended because that’s all the time they had

his only use so far is to be a convenient exposition dump.

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Obviously he needed to 'go away' to intensify his location so that the knight king can trace him back. While doing that there was a hidden mini catapult in the back that shot arya straight to the knight king. She was within striking distance, confusing the knight king whether arya is more important or bran. Arya did not die today because she did the ol' switch-a-roo and stabbed him with cat's paw. So the entire scene was leading up to the death of bran as they made it seemed like that was the end of the three eye raven and twisted the whole story around and killed the untouchable knight king. This entire episode showed that the knight king isnt a scary monster compared to cersi as she is made out to be. I have nerdgasm right about now.

>Arya passes through the Night King's lines and (((tricks))) him, gets stabbed an dies... Then obviously as many bad writers would do, D&D decided that was game over for the white walkers and every single white dies including the dragon.
The most disappointing ending I've ever seen in any show...

I'd rather that than see
>expected good guy is the chosen one
>handles all the shit himself because 'badass'
>gets by no matter what

Pretty much it's just un-throne Cersie from this point on.
>Just speculation.
Jamie will get the Lannister army to side with the Targaryns.
>I pretty much figure the GC thinks their shit don't stink and will rub it in the Lannister's faces.
The Golden Company vs Lannisters.
Enter the Dragon.
Dragon gets offed.
Varys kills Cersie

A shittier ending doesn't make it better... What about playing with the lore? What about giving prophetic meaning to Ice and Fire? What about killing everyone and let R'hilor destroy the Night King once he converts its champion Azor Ahai? Why make it such a cheap ending with no significant deaths and no boldness?

For once, I'm hoping prophecy actually means anything and Tyrion kills Cersei.

gotta end it. did you want some long drawn out process where you know halfway through how's it gonna happen? fast and effective is alright for me.

i dont watch that shit

but whos not dead ?

Jon is gonna kill Dany

>implying he wasn't on the inside

Felt like he needed at least a handjob from Danny to complete his narrative arc

GRRM promised a bittersweet ending, and it was said the author gave D&D the rights just after they figured out the ending, which I don't believe at this point.
This was an overly sweet ending, if the bitter part comes with Cersei winning, then I'll just say it, D&D are not only bad, but stupid.

>author is reknown for his hate of tropes and blant one-dimensional villains
>mysterious, terrifying villain who's been built up for the better part of a decande
>whole show builds around the idea that the petty squabbles of the 7 kingdoms are irrelevant in the face of the real enemy
>is a sideplot dismissed in 1 episode

Well shit, I sure am excited to see them take on Cersei now.

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Midget boy

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or maybe he is just the night king actually, and the whole story line has been a ruse and he is actually just been controlling the white walkers

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+
>every pony-fag dies
>every eunuch dies other than maybe Varys
burrowing wraith scene was weak, a drunk midget fought them off with intense glances?

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Killing of major characters stopped in after season 4

Everyone died except for the liked characters with plot armor cause they need to defeat cersie. I miss the older seasons where they had the balls to kill anyone.

I agree. So many missed opportunities.

Why did the dothraki just ride out into darkness to die. no one commanded them to go. It's so fucking dumb, no one would wage war like that.

jesus what a thot

No shit.... The Night king was built up over 8 seasons and he dies in the first battle south of the wall. So fucking stupid.

He should have skipped winterfell and gone straight to kings landing, gotten a million more soliders to march on winterfell.

Dude don't go on Yea Forums if you don't want whatever big movie/tv show to be spoilt for you.

I already watched it, you joyless faggot.
What an empty life you must live to try and ruin a tv show for anonymous strangers on the internet.

i lol'd

ethnic cleansing
basically all of Dany's followers are gone now, they were just operation hide behind the darky

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The show went to shit a long time ago. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.

He was playing angry birds to pass the time

I liked the ending, with red lady dying 280 years old after completing the mission. But that should have been the end of the whole series.

Uh- Can't argue with this.

she’s a witch though how the fuck can she die she has transformed herself a few times. It’s not a death of a mortal being and she isn’t even that big a character, 3/10

Technically jorah and theon are only about 90-95% dead when they stop showing them, they may still be alive.

Theon has no dick dude. 60% alive at best

She took off the glamor necklace and removed the long life enchantments. She was only staying alive to prevent the long night from happening again.

But she didnt prevent it. She barely did anything

I thought about that. The most logical thing would have been to use the dragon to flame up and break ranks while the horses swoop in for the stragglers. I think they did it the way they did for two reasons. One was the effect of watching the flames go out as they realize just how bad it's about to be. Two could've that they didn't want to give away the dragons positions before discovering the night kings position if possible

Huh? She did more than just about anyone.

By lighting the trench? Did nothing but stall them for 5 minutes

the zombies coming out of the graves in the crypt was so fuckin predictable

like torch up those swords before they rode off and were slaughtered by white walkers. And torch up the fire pit before the white walkers climbed over it anyway

Also fucking Jon looking at the whole scene from his FUCKING DRAGON perched atop the walls
OMG if only I had a giant flame thrower to lit that trench

>Thanos dies.
>Tony Stark dies.
>22 year franchise dies.

And I believe they already had dragonglass weapons, so it was pointless to light them anyway

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they couldn't see davos' signal because of the smoke/fog/clouds/whatever

Like green lantern. I just don't see how he can be cap without super.. Anything?

>It's taken you all this long to realize the whole series has been hijacked since season 5 and turned in to a feminist's wet dream

Oh bless you

He was when the dragon queen want to be “just friends”

The warthog lol. I forgot about him

Farewell red puss

Nigger

Assassin Spice girl power rules the day. The night king was just a red herring

Jesus youre a fag

Lazy writing. How do we get rid of the dothraki? Let's just ride the entire dothraki army off a cliff. Problem solved.

Lol, it was awesome, you suck

I haven't watched the other seasons, but wasn't the Night King a multi season hyped up threat? He lasted 1 episode and got killed in the first battle.

Do you have the Cash to make something better? No? Ok ill take your opinión like shit

I was hoping Jon had secretly placed a bomb in Bran's wheelchair. He could have activated it with a tiny valerian bell he had placed on the armrest.

"lol", btw

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do you think they will freak out when bucky is the next black panther?

this has been confirmed to be coming

All fax

Yup and Jon probably never heard of the idea of lighting the fucking trench once the retreat is complete.
Wow everything is in place and lighting this trench would be very handy right now. But Davos didn't send the signal he mus have his reasons. Like sending a bunch of unsullied and the red woman to do some weird shit there.
Better off resting a little bit while the fucking wraith are crossing our last line of defense that we carefully crafted

I don't watch Harry Potter so I don't care

Her body says “I’ve only been a hooker for a few months” but her face says “I literally am a potato”

Main villain of 7 seasons just dies by a sneak attack without any plot development. I hope winds of winter won't suck like this

you missed the 7 seasons building up to that specific moment? Arya's been on the path since forever.

Bran, however, I'm not sure we're done with yet.

don't know why but I really lost on this one

wOW yOu cAnT mAke IT betTer uRselF uR opiNiOn iS iReleVant

LOL

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Arya kills cercei wearing jaimes face

It is, you Will not get anything done, your opinion is Just an angry fan boy rant Just like the ones from marvel.

thanx OP x
:)

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That's pretty much what the last two seasons have been.
These retarded monkeys are scratching their heads to make do with all the character and complex plots that Martin left them with.
Some they blatantly ignore like lady Stoneheart or aegon being alive.
Some other they find a cheap plot to get rid of them because they don't fit their 2D linear narrative
>Doran Martell: too weak and too many complex schemes
Killed like an idiot
>The sandsnakes: they were funnier opponents and pleasing to the eye but in the end the whole Dorne affair would distract everybody so let's kill them too
>Rickon: useless, everybody forgot him, why give him and Davos (boring) an arc. Let's kill him in a retarded way to give more drama to our stupid hero Jon
>Little finger: waaaaay too unpredictable. Give the masses some fanservice by having Arya kill him in a vengeful way
>the dothrakis: girls liked kahl drogo, but he Is dead. And daenerys would be too powerful with them and the dragons. Let's sacrifice them all in a cool visual feat.
Etc. etc.

TBH, Dothraki aren't the smartest of the bunch and would get killed like that. However, general placement was complete shit. And why the fuck did they sacrifice all the unsullied instead of letting them fall back with the rest of the forces.

I would impregnate her. Quickly and angrily.

Not likely at this point. Not even with dumb & dumber doing the writing.

I loved it, I would pay for it, your rant is lame, there is nothing you can do about it, fuck your book the series is better.

Implying dragon fire can’t melt steel beams

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Also why the fuck are Varys and Tyrion in winterfell in the first place.
These motherfuckers should be in dragonstone or travelling around westeros to make alliances in the name of the dragon queen and prepare the future.
Freezing their balls (or lack of) up there has no point at all.

Just wait until Bran turns out to be the real big bad. Remember where you read it first.

Because only them could have done it like that, thats why they are alive you dipshit

Could have been the Gus Fring and Hector scene all over again.

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Way too likely after what we've seen yesterday
They are in to give fans what they want.
And what they want is Arya being a badass bitch and a lot of banging, preferably Brienne/jaime, tyrion/sansa, Jon/dany

You serve the porn jew well, goyim.

Done what?

>BROTHER

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The children of the forest's real weapon against humanity. Think about it.

meh, do dothrakis have shields? armor? arrows?

No?
Well that means they have a strike the opponent down or get killed/escape tactic

They also don't follow any special tactics, so using them as a quick support spearhead or flank is out of question too.

The general purpose of cavallary is disturbing an enemy front line, set up or use a weak point, cause a partial retreat, distress the enemys or rush their long range weapons. Nothing like that works against a wall of zombies, that they can only penetrate to stand in between even mroe zombies

what upsets me the most is that Arya didn't use her disguise ability to impersonate Bran before killing the night king.

tf? i didnt post her

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Oldman cap tv show when

lol someone should make a copy pasta of that "john and i hate everyone of you" but with the nightking and dany

bran is a shit show of a character

then the NK goes for the dragons instead of the raven

Such broad, handsome shoulders. She's a real man's man.

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>Edd dies
What about Ed & Eddy?

yeah, how long till he changes his mind/saves the day somehow? tropey mctrope trope

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And Jon continues to be the worst dog owner ever.

Sansa is an absolute unit

She has to kill the person before she can take their face and be them. But yes I wish something interesting along those lines happened

Boy Goerge has always been a man

nah, dragonglass or better obsidian cant be forged into their bent shapes, so no they had burning normal metal weapons dealing +1 fire damage

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Isnt it obvious? Jaime will betray and murder cersei, while saying "The things i do for love"

The show is written by hollywood so its fucking predictable

Shitty beat

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You aren't getting the point. The problem isnt that arya killed the NK. It's that the evil that would show the kingdoms wars amongst themselves to be trivial is stopped in one stab without any plot development.

he was watching the Avengers: Endgame all that time

They could have used the katapults first imo

these posts confuse me

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Watched endgame with the gf at 7pm on Sunday. On our way home to watch game of thrones, she says "I don't think my heart can take what's going to happen on got"

I reply with "yeah, I don't think I can watch another stark die tonight"
She starts screaming.

file name

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ffs user

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bitch I fuck your shit up

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Everybody here seems to care about endgame, anyone care to give me a tl;dr?
I know that tanos snapped half the universe away and then retires?
so whom do they fight?
what happens to that all mighty glove?

10/10

Well now that they finished the Alduin questline first there's still the Civil War to deal with.
Perhaps an illusion-thief build will get more use of it's talents now.

This, it was totally anti-climatic
I thought the whole season would be the unstoppable march of the army of the dead through westeros with the heros trying to retreat and regroup while protecting and saving the populations.

Not a fucking 1h shitshow of pixelated characters running around like headless chickens ended abruptly by some shitty Deus ex machina

Jon and Dany should have been dead. Plot armor was too thicc

the are defending their lands

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you are a fucking newfag.

>people who hate a show past season 2 yet continue to watch come onto anime board to complain...

A 100x this
You lose all kind of engagement and fear for the characters if you keep putting them in retarded inextricable situations only to save them at the last second EVERY FUCKING TIME like any other Hollywood blockbuster

Well, her convo with Quasimodo helped.

I'd fuck the one to the right

they do the same thing for the walking dead too

haters gonna hate

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How is Jon alive?

Saw one episode.. Hopefully the ice pirates killl everyone.

this looks shopped.

I honestly don’t understand. I watched the first season of Westworld...kinda liked it. Season 2 episode 2 said fuck this shit. Quit watching. Simple.

>burrowing wraith scene was weak

Those were dead starks coming out of their crypts when the night king raised all the dead, dumbass

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Thanos destroys the glove, thor kills thanos, earth is fucked, antman suggests time travel, hulk and Tony says sure, they go back in time to the past movies to snatch the stones, build new glove, hulk uses glove to bring everyone back, 2014 thanos catches wind and time travels to current year, huge fight, all the characters who died in last movie are back, everyone playing hot potato with the glove, thanos gets it, Tony snatches the stones and makes a second glove and snaps, thanos doesn't feel so good, Tony dies, everyone throws a funeral, captain America returns the stones to their original time line, instead of coming back to current year he stayed in the past, showed up as old man America's ass, gave the shield to the black guy.

The scriptwriters said, "Let it be so."

guess that was their plot tiwst?

but the one giving a crotch shot is ready for log bucking

she's not smooth
>Splinters all over your dick

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If I had the cash that was used in the show I could have done it better.

She doesn't have the brand of the NK. NK would still know where Cripple boy is.

ah ok thanks, so time travel solves everything

Well that saved 3 hours.

Would Karma Chameleon / 10

It's hard to be original and creative when you're already loaded with money and only care to get it done because the masses will watch and keep lining your pockets with gold no matter what.

I don’t hate it son. Just disappointed

aaaaand after the credits you can hear a sound that kinda resembles the forging of an iron man suit.

Are these supposed to kill my boner? Cuz they don't...

Fuck, I have been dreaming of this happening for such a long time. Children were still evil, the NK tried to stop the children and then Bran.

John died. Red witch brought him back to life. He’s zombie and can’t die again. But that was different season. New rules every season

Not here faggot, people been saying that shit for years...

What do you guys think about the spoilers from 3 weeks ago: "Jon kills Daenerys in episode 5. Episode 6 we find out Bran is the Night King."

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>derp

Red witch brought him back but he can still die again. Beric died like 5 or 6 times you mong

>dies in the 4th episode
Like father like son

10/10

If bran starts another ice war ill riot

unless she walks around nude in episode 6 I think Jon should kill her off.

What the frick does that mean?

22 years? really? or was it 22 movies? dumbass.

Arya and Gendry both survive - tits next week confirmed?

And then we get Sansa and Tyrion. Calling it.

What do you expect by coming here. We breathe spoilers.

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This sums up Europe too well..

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Meant 33, Howard the Duck came out in 1986...

Is jorah the biggest cuck on the show. He followed daenerys like a puppy throughout the whole show and he never even get a sniff off khaleesi crotch.

Maybe he did as he did her laundry?

underrated

dem hips tho

I feel like Yea Forums can relate to his character the most