Quick post the rarest of them

can this now be a tard sex stories thread?

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I think especially then? I once fucked a girl that definitely wasn't playing with a full deck, could convince her to do a lot of fucked up shit

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Used to temp as a tard wrangler, would stroke my cock through the fabric of my pants as I supervised a girl in the bath, as she was at risk of drowning herself otherwise. Didn't really do anything, though I'd feel her up as I helped her with the soap. She totally knew and had a crush on me, would shout like a piglet when I'd enter work in the mornings. Had I worked night shifts I'd have totally hit it

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how fun was it?
please green text

I'm talkin more mentally retarded than physically deformed
all these midgets actually turned me off
but a girl who looks normal but is a total space cadet tard? that's money

wow what a total fucktoy
would toss her around like a fucking pillow

i had a friend who had a downy sister
once a week I'd go to his house to take care of some things while he was out of town
downy sis would be in her room and her fat mom would always be asleep
several times I'd peek in downy sis's room and find her furiously fingering herself
she never saw me peeking and i never had the balls to go in and offer her my cock
was too worried fat mom would wake up and catch us
downy sis had MASSIVE tits but was obviously otherwise hideous
was hot watching her make herself cum

>be me, 19 or 20 at the time
>community college had department for tards lite
>pretty cute east Asian she's 26
>she's in a relationship with another tard
>become friends with the two of them
>we hang out together watch movies
>I flirt because lost my virginity at 13 but never really fucked a lot
>I know this is too easy but swoop in sweep her off her feet
>feel like a pis when she dumps her bf
>they live in tard-designed dorms but she tells me to sneak through her window at night to get passed tard wrangler
>first time we fuck she tells me she's a virgin
>jackpot.jpg
>bleeds like a motherfucker
>she's fucking tight
>after a while of doing this getting bored
>also scared normal kids will find out
>gotta raise the stakes
>convince her to do anal
>she's crying biting the pillow but when I ask if I should stop she says as long as you're happy
>teach her to deepthroat
>she regurgitates on my cock
>start thinking of threesome

Sorry for shit greentext, commuting.
Cont?

I once fucked around with an autismo
Best fucking head hands down
Coukd basically get this girl to do anything i wanted and basically trained her to be a cock slit for her daddy.

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More? one on right

You better post more retard

yee go
there's a total autistic girl who works at the place next to my work
i see her on my lunch and shes always doing weird shit like hitting bushes or jumping in puddles
been trying ti work up the courage to see jf she wants to play with my cock in the back seat of my car

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>Thai muppet looks normal
>tiny tightbody
>but the more time the more her retardness is showing
>lumbers into my room without knocking
>go through my stuff without asking
>starts coming and going regularly to blow me
>tells my friends she's just a tard with a crush
>when we run out of condoms she always takes the load down the hatch
>her best friend is more potato
>beady dead soulless eyes staring out of doughy face
>body like a melting chunk of lard
>convince her to bring potato along for threesome
>potato sits mouth open on bed as Thai girl on her knees blowing me
>tell potato to undress
>does so mechanically and resumes to sit and stare in her granny undies
>tell thai to get up on the bed with her and for them to make out
>potato doesn't know how
>awkwardly fondle each other as I rub my cock on their faces
>guides potato up on all four to 69 Thai
>doesn't get it just stands there as she's eaten out
>push my dick inside as she lets out first reaction
>moan.wav
>she realizes it's good to fuck and starts pushing back on my cock
>bleed a little
>Thai let's out a whimper
>stops eating mashed potato and just lies beneath her crying
>can't handle it
>can't be bothered
>proceeds to missionary the now wet and wild sack of potatoes
>Thai girl sits in the corner of the bed crying
>finish pull out and cum on potato stomach

Never hang out with either of them again

jesus thats hot

It was wild, don't think I really appreciated it for what it was (in a fetish way) at the time because I was just desperate to fuck and couldn't fully cherish it because I would've preferred to have normal girls.. In hindsight however, this is way better because it's a one off

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wow goldmine bro
two potato sex robots, awesome
reminds me of
>be me 8th grade
>had to take ADP classes for first half of year
>ADP classroom has partition, on other side is tard class
>mostly downies, few autismos
>one of the girls was a 6/10 with huge tits
>EE cups or something, in 8th grade
come to think of it I'm not sure what her disability was but she was definitely a tard, super convincing and immature
>thursdays it's just her in the tard class and me and two non english speaking spics in the ADP class
>theres a small separate room with a door that locks, and toys for the tards (like a big closet)
>catch her in there one day playing
>please dont tell on me user!!
>jackpot.gif
>told her i wont tell if she lets me see her tits
>has no clue what I'm talking about
>lift her shirt up, flop her huge tits out from under her bra and begin fondling
>she just stands there having zero clue what's happening
>tell her if she lets me do this, I'll let her keep playing in the toy room and not tell
>she says ok
>one whole period a day was "free time" where you could nap or read or whatever
>spent every thursday i could in the toy room playing with this tards tits
>titty fucked her a few times
>was very curious about my dick the first time i pulled it out
>let her examine it
>like she discovered a new toy
>only sucked it once very briefly but didn't like it
>continued to play with big tits till i was moved back to mainstream classes
>no one ever found out

MOAR

i hear you, this was my one off time
i definitely appreciated it while i could, though
but i often think about how much more i could have made her do and done with her
but it was definitely a lot of fun while it lasted

This is great bro but got me thinking, it's so common for tards to have huge floppy tits I start to wonder if there's a connection between being a muppet and having grand ol fun bags? Like providence making up for lack of brains or something

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yeah idk what it is but it's like some tards were literally created to just be fun sex toys for degenerates like us
this girl was a total fucking retard who threw fits and everything
but she had an ok body with absolutely massive fucking tits
i imagine she went on to get fondled and fucked by several other guys later in life
unless she like died or something
i wish i convinced her to like sucking dick more and obviously wish i had fucked her
but i imagine she'd have made a ton of noise or bled or something if i did

When you put it like that, it definitely seems like nature's way of coping for all that they lack and assure they'll get love too. A family friend has a daughter whose a full-blown cerebral palsy tard and from what I've heard she's fucked everyone in her nursing home, both fellow taters and caretakers, and not because she's being abused but because she's a fucking animal and she loves it. They had to remove the locks from her bathroom because she would always be in there with someone or a couple of them.

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